#Old Spice

[fartmuncher20xx]

make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream 🙀

[thesmilingfish]

1995 Old Spice commercial with Joe Flanigan!

[itsupermanti]

The Hunstman Your Man Could Smell Like!

Ruby(playing Uno with Oscar and Ren): Plus two Oscar.

Oscar(sighing as he draws two cards): This isn’t as fun as I thought it would be…

Nora(barging into the room): GUYS!!! JAUNE-JAUNE’S IN A COMMERCIAL!!!

Blake(lowering her book as Nora moves to turn on the TV): Really? What for?

Nora(shushing the Faunus as Yang and Wiess join them in looking at the TV screen): Hush! It’s on!

The screen opens up to show Jaune standing in a bathroom wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

Weiss(eyes widening at the sight of Jaune’s bare-chest): Oh my…

Ruby(a smirk adorning her face): Oh~, I’m liking this already…

Jaune(speaking in a suave manner with his left arm behind his back): Hello~ Ladies~…

Jaune(as WBY’s eyes widen at his tone of voice): Look at your man, now back to me.

Jaune(as Nora comedically looks between Ren and the screen): Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Jaune(shaking his head a bit): Sadly, he isn’t me…

Jaune(smirking as he holds his left hand up to reveal a bottle of Old Dust bodywash): But if he stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to Old Dust, he could smell like he’s me.

Ren(deadpan look on his face): My bodywash isn’t “lady scented”…

Nora(shushing her boyfriend): Yes it is…

Jaune(as his friends follow his command): Look down, back up, where are you?

Jaune(as the backdrop lifts up to reveal a yacht, a wrapped shirt drops onto his shoulders and the towel is removed to reveal fancy dress pants): You’re on a boat, with the Huntsman your man could smell like!

Jaune(walking off the side and lowering his hand): What’s in your hand? Back at me.

Jaune(lifting his hand to reveal an oyster): I have it! It’s an oyster.

Jaune(as the oyster opens up to reveal two tickets): With two tickets to that thing you love!

Yang(chuckling to herself): Oh he’s good!

Jaune(as the oyster is replaced with diamonds overflowing from his hand): Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!!

Oscar(confused): What kind of commercial is this?

Jaune(as a bottle of Old Dust Bodywash slowly rises out of the diamonds in his hand): Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Dust and not a lady…

Jaune(as the camera pans down to reveal him riding a Beowulf): I’m on a Grimm!

Smell like a man, man.

Old Dust

Nora(smirking at Ren): We’re getting you some Old Dust!

Ruby(licking her lips with hearts in her eyes at the sight of her boyfriend on screen): Gods I love that sexy man…

[lies-of-fox]

I had a vision-

[thelostgirl21]

The Witcher, reminding you that you should always hug those you love at your smelliest!

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[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1980 Old Spice Advertisement. I honestly had no recollection of the lime variety!

[penumbramewtwos]

:)

Volume warning!

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 2: DEMON CORE (hubris) VS THE PATHER ON THE OLD SPICE NIGHTPANTHER DEODERANT (vanity)

[dark-nimbus]

Slight spoilers for MHA season 5

So we all remember this moment from after Natsuo got kidnapped and Endeavor hugged Bakugo after everything was over?

What constitutes as old-man smell Bakugo?

Personally I'm assuming this guy smells like Old Spice because fuck it this is my headcanon and I do what I want, but please I want other people's thoughts on this. What the hell does Endeavor smell like??

[catfindr]

[victusinveritas]

[different-kinds-of-man-funk]

[maggottgrrrl]

True Magazine 1969 Sept

[thenightling]

Don't shame people for liking Pumpkin Spice. It's Merv's aftershave.

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1955 Old Spice Deodorant

[bunchofbunniez]

Y’all don’t understand

I felt like a whole ass meme-god finding this in Walmart the other day

like I straight up found it took a picture and turned to my god sister like “this is it. My break. I’m gonna go famous on Reddit and tumblr for this. I’ll finally be known. I’ll be bigger than Beyoncé” and if this doesn’t spread because I found a misprint on an old spice bottle of swagger lotion I might not start crying ngl