#Old Spice

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I came to terms with the fact that my ex (best friend and boyfriend) doesn't miss me after he followed me around a supermarket begging to get back together while I was trying find Old Spice tampons.

[thegroovyarchives]

1969 Old Spice Gift Set Advertisement From the December 6th, 1969 issue of TV Guide (via: archive.org)

[fartmuncher20xx]

make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream 🙀

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's, Grosvenor Centre, Northfield, Birmingham, 1983. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[thesmilingfish]

1995 Old Spice commercial with Joe Flanigan!

[x-xerces-x]

My sonic phase is coming back....sigh....

[robsplode]

will this shampoo dry out my hair? 🤨

[post-historical-posts]

Does anybody remember the old spice wild line, and why is it giving aftg?

[worldsfinestpowercouple]

Check your walmarts. Dc is getting bodywash merchandise

[itsupermanti]

The Hunstman Your Man Could Smell Like!

Ruby(playing Uno with Oscar and Ren): Plus two Oscar.

Oscar(sighing as he draws two cards): This isn’t as fun as I thought it would be…

Nora(barging into the room): GUYS!!! JAUNE-JAUNE’S IN A COMMERCIAL!!!

Blake(lowering her book as Nora moves to turn on the TV): Really? What for?

Nora(shushing the Faunus as Yang and Wiess join them in looking at the TV screen): Hush! It’s on!

The screen opens up to show Jaune standing in a bathroom wearing nothing but a towel around his waist.

Weiss(eyes widening at the sight of Jaune’s bare-chest): Oh my…

Ruby(a smirk adorning her face): Oh~, I’m liking this already…

Jaune(speaking in a suave manner with his left arm behind his back): Hello~ Ladies~…

Jaune(as WBY’s eyes widen at his tone of voice): Look at your man, now back to me.

Jaune(as Nora comedically looks between Ren and the screen): Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Jaune(shaking his head a bit): Sadly, he isn’t me…

Jaune(smirking as he holds his left hand up to reveal a bottle of Old Dust bodywash): But if he stopped using lady scented bodywash and switched to Old Dust, he could smell like he’s me.

Ren(deadpan look on his face): My bodywash isn’t “lady scented”…

Nora(shushing her boyfriend): Yes it is…

Jaune(as his friends follow his command): Look down, back up, where are you?

Jaune(as the backdrop lifts up to reveal a yacht, a wrapped shirt drops onto his shoulders and the towel is removed to reveal fancy dress pants): You’re on a boat, with the Huntsman your man could smell like!

Jaune(walking off the side and lowering his hand): What’s in your hand? Back at me.

Jaune(lifting his hand to reveal an oyster): I have it! It’s an oyster.

Jaune(as the oyster opens up to reveal two tickets): With two tickets to that thing you love!

Yang(chuckling to herself): Oh he’s good!

Jaune(as the oyster is replaced with diamonds overflowing from his hand): Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!!

Oscar(confused): What kind of commercial is this?

Jaune(as a bottle of Old Dust Bodywash slowly rises out of the diamonds in his hand): Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Dust and not a lady…

Jaune(as the camera pans down to reveal him riding a Beowulf): I’m on a Grimm!

Smell like a man, man.

Old Dust

Nora(smirking at Ren): We’re getting you some Old Dust!

Ruby(licking her lips with hearts in her eyes at the sight of her boyfriend on screen): Gods I love that sexy man…

[love-ardour-anarchism]

nobody asked but i just took a bubble bath using old spice which is just about the most dyke thing i can think of

[thelostgirl21]

The Witcher, reminding you that you should always hug those you love at your smelliest!

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[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1980 Old Spice Advertisement. I honestly had no recollection of the lime variety!

[penumbramewtwos]

:)

Volume warning!

[the-metatron]

you smell like you have no power

pitiful

On the contrary, anon. My pits smell powerfully of almond syrup. Because I use Old Spice Almond Syrup deodorant.

[bonsai-just-wants-to-fly]

MAN SCENT 💪‼️