#just butch things

[dragonstailbutch]

Look at you, handsome! yeah you! you're coming along so well, look at that cute hairy tummy of yours. yeah, the boys are gonna love your hairy chest, we should all go down to the lake, do a barbeque or something. you'll be in swim shorts the whole time, or a speedo, of course.

maybe one of the guys will let you borrow their button up.

maybe.

yeah, dude, EVERYONE wants to see your tummy and chest, wanna make sure you're being the handsomest boy for us, y'know? we know you get all embarrassed, but that's ok, it's fun to see you blush.

it's ok you haven't gotten top-surgery yet, have you seen Michael? his are just as big as yours and no one makes fun of him or even pokes at him for his weight or anything! we don't want to, we respect him, and no one should be made fun of for stuff like that, so no worries man, really! im sure everyone else likes being able to fondle 'em while you still got em just as much as they look forward to seeing how you look after!

let's go, dude, throw on the speedo, yeeeaah I decided, and let's go out! you can run in to the gas station for us to grab beer and ice and I'll get us gas! maybe ill have you run in to the store on our way and grab some patties and steak or something too, we'll see

aww, look at that blush~

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Current Butch Level: Shopping online for shorts for the summer. Scrolling ebay listings of mens' Gap and Old Navy cargo shorts like

I also bought a two piece 1870s style dress, ascot scarf, leather messenger bag and hammered metal purse thing today

[kindnes-and-sincerity]

my gender is if “just some guy” was an acceptable archetype for a girl

[spitblaze]

I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[billywilde]

topping with the sük workwear pants on

[mountainmasc]

[titus-androgynous-87]

Got mad and cut down a tree in my yard with a bow saw and hatchet

90 minutes later, I have one (1) barrowful and I am no longer angry

[newtid]

had the urge to draw the butch werewolf again (mainly in thanks to punkitt's werewolf sona)

started making this a couple days ago and was planning on posting it tomorrow but i just learnt that woah!! it's butch appreciation day

anyway i made this gal nearly a year ago but she's still unnamed, so if you've got any ideas let me know

[mamawasatesttube]

and then they kissed (because they both wanted to kiss kon)

[dragonstailbutch]

officially entering my southern cowboy era, out here callin puppies "darlin" and cows "sugar" and cute lil cowpuppies "breedin bitches"

[pretty-kitten-3]

Butch trans women I would like to hold you please. There you go. You're enough darling you've always been enough. I've got you. You've got you. I'll see you soon. We've got this yeah?

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

[dreaming-moondragon]

Friendly reminder that butch/masc's don't have to be muscular or be super into workouts or weight lifting. No matter what our body type looks like, it doesn't make us less butch/masc.

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???