#just butch things

[dragonstailbutch]

Look at you, handsome! yeah you! you're coming along so well, look at that cute hairy tummy of yours. yeah, the boys are gonna love your hairy chest, we should all go down to the lake, do a barbeque or something. you'll be in swim shorts the whole time, or a speedo, of course.

maybe one of the guys will let you borrow their button up.

maybe.

yeah, dude, EVERYONE wants to see your tummy and chest, wanna make sure you're being the handsomest boy for us, y'know? we know you get all embarrassed, but that's ok, it's fun to see you blush.

it's ok you haven't gotten top-surgery yet, have you seen Michael? his are just as big as yours and no one makes fun of him or even pokes at him for his weight or anything! we don't want to, we respect him, and no one should be made fun of for stuff like that, so no worries man, really! im sure everyone else likes being able to fondle 'em while you still got em just as much as they look forward to seeing how you look after!

let's go, dude, throw on the speedo, yeeeaah I decided, and let's go out! you can run in to the gas station for us to grab beer and ice and I'll get us gas! maybe ill have you run in to the store on our way and grab some patties and steak or something too, we'll see

aww, look at that blush~

[love-ardour-anarchism]

nobody asked but i just took a bubble bath using old spice which is just about the most dyke thing i can think of

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Current Butch Level: Shopping online for shorts for the summer. Scrolling ebay listings of mens' Gap and Old Navy cargo shorts like

I also bought a two piece 1870s style dress, ascot scarf, leather messenger bag and hammered metal purse thing today

[kindnes-and-sincerity]

my gender is if “just some guy” was an acceptable archetype for a girl

[spitblaze]

I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

[urmumhaha]

I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever

[billywilde]

topping with the sük workwear pants on

[evgar]

agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)

[mountainmasc]

[titus-androgynous-87]

Got mad and cut down a tree in my yard with a bow saw and hatchet

90 minutes later, I have one (1) barrowful and I am no longer angry

[dragonstailbutch]

officially entering my southern cowboy era, out here callin puppies "darlin" and cows "sugar" and cute lil cowpuppies "breedin bitches"

[love-ardour-anarchism]

Butch Dyke dyke dyke dyke

[newtid]

had the urge to draw the butch werewolf again (mainly in thanks to punkitt's werewolf sona)

started making this a couple days ago and was planning on posting it tomorrow but i just learnt that woah!! it's butch appreciation day

anyway i made this gal nearly a year ago but she's still unnamed, so if you've got any ideas let me know

[mamawasatesttube]

and then they kissed (because they both wanted to kiss kon)

[yourprettyboibutch]

Come here baby, let me teach you step by step on how to suck my strap. Let me show you how to please me so you can be my perfect sub.

Step 1- get on your knees and between my legs. Wait patiently till I unbutton my pants to remove your treat. Once I remove my strap. I want you to hold it, rub it, feel it. Then you are going to put just the tip in your mouth. Lick it, suck on it, become familiar with how it feels in your mouth. Cover my whole cock in your spit but you don’t have to put the whole thing in your mouth. I am easing you in.

Step 2- I am going to hold your face in place and start thrusting slowly. Not fully, just half of my cock in your mouth. I want you to keep rolling your tongue around it and focus on breathing with your nose.

Step 3- Now your mouth is going to be full of my cock so we need a safe word or more like an action. You are going to tap on my thighs with your hand twice, if it gets difficult for you to breathe. I am going to slide my cock in your mouth till I am balls deep in you and hold your face for 5 seconds before I remove it and allow you to breathe. I will keep doing this till I am almost thrusting again but now I will be balls deep. I want you to start rolling your tongue around it even if I am so deep in you.

After a few sessions I am going to start introducing variations. Maybe choke you or hold your nose for breath play, get so rough with you that the room is filled with just your gagging noises. Slide my cock in your pussy and then in your mouth so you can taste yourself on me.

Congratulations sweetheart, you have now learned how to please me :)

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.