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I lied I actually didn't make this
The Seventeen orpahns that are in my basement did, Because it only has ten notes they're not getting their Beans on toast this Week (Yes, they ARE British)
I drew Dave
#I think one of the Orhpahns Escaped#Have you seen A little Boy#what does he look like?#well umh....#Small#British#umh...#He has hair#He's wearing a little hat#i like the little hat#is he my son?#no#What do you mean “Child labor”#Wait what#If i pay you will you shut yp#Okay#Awesome#HEY I FOUND HIM#PHILLIP GET YO ASS BACK IN THE FACTORY#Oh shit it's still recording
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Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)
Sure has been a year.
#terri#niart#got my wisdom toofies out#well 2 out of 4#still got stitches#idk if this removal lowkey fixed my fear of the dentist?#it was so easy and painless#also finally i'm on anxiety meds jkahsdjash#i also got depression meds but i haven't tested them yet#I'm going to see the love of my life soon again!!!#only 2 more months to go....#i've also finally found awesome friends who don't make me feel like i'm insane for wanting to be cared for#the difference is like night and day#old friends saying hey let's surprise another friend of ours oh also i think it's your birthday on that day#new friends reminding me to pick a brunch place for us to go on my special day#i am sobbing#the right people are out there#don't lose hope#i've never felt this platonically loved honestly#also yes i'm working on the next dragon's lair aksjdhasjkd#just#a lot of things happening and i'm sooo burnt out#this piece was such a strain and i just#don't have patience for art rn#this is photobashed btw there's an actual photo of my typewriter under all those layers#i'm not about to spend 300 hours just to draw a typewriter from this angle kajshdjkasdh#ALSO ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST GUSH ABOUT THE ANASTASIA BROADWAY OKAY?!?!?!#I didn't realise until now that they made it way more historically inspired and i mean bruh BRUH#i have been having a recording of it playing on the background nonstop for like 3 days now#Vladimir Popov I want to inject you straight into my veins holy shit he is a perfect man
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ja'marr's presser notes:
he was fidgety as hell throughout it, lots of fingers tapping by the mic lol
said he would sign tee himself if he could, wants to play with him for "eternity"
said that he "didn't want" to do the donut thing, that "some simpsons guy" asked him to. (yes. your face was clearly one where you weren't enjoying any part of that! okay!)
said that joe smashed his donut in his face harder, "went too far" lmao
talked about how much it means to him to be there for kids with cancer, talked about how he was with his grandmother who he lost to cancer in her "literal last seconds" 🥺 said it "touches his heart"
#ohhhhh boy#lots to clip here too#he said he didn't want to do the donut thing but his face A. during the donut thing and B. during the donut question#absolutely says otherwise#do we have another case of ja'marr being vulnerable and sweet and being like 'oh shit that's on the record i gotta walk that back right now#because that's the vibe i'm getting lmao#and joe out here only saying 'it wasn't on his bingo card'#as if that wasn't a beautiful joyous tender moment for both of them!!!#never trust these men!!#but also man ja'marr talking about his grandma. whom he has tattooed on his leg#and still his cover photo on twitter#lots of feelings about that one!#ja'marr chase
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Ashton Instagram Live - 6 June 2024
Including acoustic performances of:
"Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac
"Drive" from SUPERBLOOM
A teaser of "Wild Things" from BLOOD ON THE DRUMS
"Straight To Your Heart" from BLOOD ON THE DRUMS
"Red Desert" by 5SOS
"Wicked Game" by Chris lsaak
#I 🤸🏻♀️ FEEL 🤸🏻♀️ INSANE 🤸🏻♀️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai ig live#straight to your heart#blood on the drums#instagram#ai ig#video#kh4f post#listen i had such a stressful night & was still reeling this morning so this is both just what i needed & also has sent me over the edge 👹#this was so brutal oh he had no mercy#i thought the peak was going to be the Springsteen needle drop at the beginning lmaoo (which almost got me a copyright claim thanks sir 😌)#then the man immediately breaks out with Fleetwood Mac#DEVESRSTING#he 100000% needs to record this version of Drive btw ohmygod#like listen i feel like bc he has a tendency towards falsetto harmonies his low end tends to get overlooked#and that shit was WILD in that drive rendition#ohmygod?#i cannot believe any of this was real#i would screenshot the shit out of it but i have to go get ready for Luke now wtf 😭😭😭😭#INSANITY#👰🏻♀️#why i no can kiss#Youtube
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Was inspired by @localcanadiancreature62’s relationship chart thingie, wanted to make one of my own using my versions of the Anti-Cipher Society!
#Jessamine your trauma about alcohol is showing#also yes Abigale is way too into Thurburt’s love life she eats that shit up#any time he goes to her to vent she’s whipping out the notebook like ‘uh-huh tell me more’ while she records everything#obviously she’d never use it for blackmail purposes because that’s her friend whom she cares about#but if she ever stopped liking Thurburt for whatever reason good god she could ruin his life#they are still rather close despite this. and also despite Thurburt’s vague fear of her#it’s so funny looking at this chart to me actually cause Abbey’s like ‘oh yay all my friends :)’ and then basically everyone is like#fucking terrified of her secretly lmfaooooo#it’s ok they’re all buddies#aria ramblings#anti cipher society#thurburt mudget waxstaff iii#Thurburt Mudget Waxstaff#Horace broadshoulder#father tinsley O’Pimm#tinsley O’Pimm#Jessamine Delilah gulch#abigale blackwing#relationship chart
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"hes got the ability to pound you into the wall" very normal thing to say about maffhew, ekky
#txt#sorry im going through a shit ton of ekky pressers#and i have them in the bg as i work on a doc#and he said that and i heard a real life record scratch in my brain#like oh im sure he has the ability to pound you into the wall eks yeah i wonder how you found that out#do you ever think before you open your mouth like genuinely#bad question the answer is obviously no#but i still have to ask it#somehow this is worse than the “rubbing beards” comment about st*al and the nervous giggle that escaped him after he realised he said it#i need a smoke break#“hes got the ability to pound you into the wall” “im right below you”#yeah ekky does want to be get smashed in between the sunrise welcome committee#more news at 11
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hey just to let you know, I wrote the dick pic comic from you abogagos post into a fic! I found the situation hilarious and decided to give it a go.
here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60821428
feel free to give it a read!
LETS FUCKING GO
#NO FUCKING WAY YOU NAMED IT ‘ACCIDENTALLY?’#IM LOSING MY SHIT . IM ACTUALLY. LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS#THEYRE SO STUPID I HATE THEM. I LOVE THEM. WTF#edgeworth: for my own sanity I cannot let my mind wander about why wright sounded out of breath right after sending me a- scandalous photo#me: alright yeah makes sense. still got that stick up your ass I fuck w it#edgeworth: so instead im going to make him come out kicking and screaming starting with my vinyl record of Fleetwood Mac Rumours#LMAOOOOO. ARE YOU SERIOJS. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#THIS IS SO OVRR THE TOP AND YET SO BELIEVABLE FOR ME. ACE FUCKIGN ATTORNEY#casually dropping the bombshell that Phoenix Wright does thirst traps on tinder AS FHE LEAD UP TO THIS. AND IT WORKS#I ENJOYED READING THIS SM IM HONORED YOU TOOK IT AND ROLLED WITH IT. OH MY GOD
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#oc#rex#dragon#closerverse#doodle#made up the font to the left it's Sci Fi Future English TM#reads 'rex's radio repair'#he does do this for the record. he likes machineray and he likes radios and he will repair your shit for free#this is another reason people tolerate his horrible attitude and unpleasant demeanor.#its largely like if once every two or three months some guy would show up on your block ostensibly to drop off packages#and while he was there he just fixed your cell phone because he was bored#and then sent your mail off for you and left#and while he might be generally kind of a prick and not a lot of fun to talk to he's out of there fast enough#oh. and he'll fix it with spare things lying around or by using the materials already in there#which is nice in a world without consistent shipping or easy supply lines#closerverse is still on a 'things are more expensive than labor' system but labor is also expensive there.#specialty materials are just REALLY expensive#favorite
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Listen to the Audio Previous Chapter | Next Chapter
Read the Story Index | First Chapter | Current Chapter
OMG THIS FREAKING CHAPTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Deep Breaths* I have been trying to upload this particular chapter for nearly a month JESUS CHRIST IT'S OVER ITS DONE ITS UPLOADED I NEVER NEED TO TOUCH THIS FILE EVER AGAIN! *Falls flat on face*
The Art of Love and War is written by @fireflywritesgt and the audio reading is recorded and posted with permission.
#good lord on high give me mercy#I recorded chapter three forever ago#then went on vacation before i can finish editing it#i come back#then i realize#oh shit#the quality sounds terrible#i need to rerecord the whole thing#THEN WHAT HAPPENS??????#I CATCH A COLD#IM NASALY AND COUGHING AND CONGESTED FOR OVER TWO WEEKS#I"M STILL COUGHING#You will hear said coughing in this chapter's blooper reel#g/t#giant/tiny#gt#giant tiny#borrowers#mighty records#the art of love and war#taolaw#TAoLaW audio#anyways four is already recorded#recorded it at the same time as three and the quality is perfect#just need to edit it now so it should be up sooner rather than later#thanks yall for ur patience#also sorry to o grady#totally gave up on the irish accent#We are going the Conan O’Brien route#just trust me on this one
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oh god i never actually posted all that RETW art
#psii.txt#ive been so busy with work and this class and having two partners and a social life and being a gamer that I forget to social media#oopsies#oh and drawing and my hobbies and shit#also for the record most of those things I mentioned are online lol... I'm still disabled uhh i mean a chronically online shut-in#life's good tho
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also like i partially found out i might be intersex because i was looking at trans stuff and there was like "(however many) months on t and finally seeing some bottom growth" and like pictures of t-dicks and i was like.... um.... that's kind of just what my clit looks like anyways. so i was like "hey google give me a quick rundown on this" and learned what clitoromegaly was and then i was like. hm. intersex resources. and it's like a sign? symptom? side-effect? of certain intersex conditions
#i mean like pcos runs in the mums side of my family but i dont have all the symptoms of that#i do also have like. more hair?? than the average afab person#like dark hair on my stomach and chest and back#and my face. whats disappointing about the face hair is that it isnt enough to be able to grow a beard#so i cant even fuck with gender that way#tagging as nsft just because of like genital mention#genital mention#nsft#shoutout to transmascs on t who show their t-dicks on the internet it was really helpful#also i dont know how to describe it but like. my natural face shape is kind of masculine??#like it would be plausible for a cis amab perisex man to have my face without looking feminine#if you get what im saying??#if it sounds like im reinforcing sex or gender essentialism please say i am struggling to find words#unshoutout to the boys in primary school who made fun of me for having hair under my arms and starting a whole decade of insecurity-#-about having hair on my body lmao#for the record i dont think certain face shapes are indicative of gender and all im just going by like. patterns?? in afab vs. amab faces#also not that i think afab vs. amab is the entire categorisation of human sex characteristics but um. working with what vocab i have here#i think what also really kicked it off. was relating to a fair few experiences intersex people have socially#particularly intersex ppl who were afab and faced a lot of pressure to make their bodies conform to feminine beauty standards#and it was like.... oh lol.... my mum did that to me!!#it comes from her own internalised shit bc she has pcos (idk if she identifies as intersex even tho she could if she wanted) but still.#dont project that onto a 10 yr old lmao. she keeps buying me hair removal products#ALSO floored by an experience i have. in which apparently half my friends dont feel pressure to shave their legs#because the hair on their legs is like. light and thin and barely visible and i was like?? huh??#what do you MEAN your legs don't look like your brothers/fathers if you dont shave??#im starting to think they dont shave their arms. their arms might just naturally not have a load of hair#i dont shave my arms though. cannot be bothered with that and also like. why would i do that#also you know that like. happy trail i think its called?? on “men's” stomachs??#yeah i have that naturally yeah thats right im naturally sexy#if you cant tell i am putting “girls” “mens” “boys” “womens” etc. in quotes to indicate that is just the normal society way of saying it
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omg i literally love wheelbitten as a comic and ur art is amazing
random question but how long have u been drawing as an artist and do u have advice.............
thank uuuu and I've been drawin my ass off since I could hold a pencil and I'm 24 (25 next month) now so this shit wasn't overnight by any means lmfao idk the way i did it was have A Thing that you like drawing and just draw the fuck outa it and eventually you'll get better for sure whether it be the desire to get better at drawing said thing makes you do research and study something to become better at it or just literal muscle memory from drawing said thing so much. I had lil spouts of taking time to get better at specific things like anatomy, shading, ect. by studying it but overall i just subconsciously got better by mentally picking up new things everytime i draw and analyzing the world around me. Even recently i got to see that with drawing tactical gear (that ive never really drawn before and never wanted to draw in my life) soley bc i just REALLY fukkin love Ghost and Konig
i went from being terrified and intimidated of drawing tactical gear (even trying to put a gun in front of it as if that was any better lmfao) it used to be vague as hell and my brain would shut down just trying to look at the references(i remember having a ''shit man am i even gunna be able to draw these characters???'' moment of dread the first time i was drawing Konig pffft) to absolutely loving drawing tactical gear and seeing how much more detailed i can make it with every new drawing, so a complete 180 but that's bc im just totally obsessed with the characters and drawing is how i express that sO thats mainly what i mean by just have a thing that you love and want to draw and the rest should follow with time, patience, and practice. I think it's about training your brain and motivation to pick up on details or a certain way something looks in lighting (or lack thereof) bc my brain is probably wired a certain way after art being like a centerpiece of my development to the point to where drawing is just What I Do and at this point if i dont draw for even a few days i start getting vaguely antsy and fidgety it's crazy lmfao SO idk if this is worded like i need it to but yeah art and the act of drawing can be frustrating as hell but it should be enjoyable and rewarding above all else at the end of the day!
#i drew bc the piece of shit im unfortunately biologically related to drew a lot when we were kids so id just copy her#then i drew winged wolves and dragons and the occasional horse for like 7 years then The Axel obsession started#where i drew axel from kindom hearts literally all the time and had 870000 aus for him where i would draw for all of them#when i tell you the obsession for him was catastrophic u best believe but it kept me drawing like a motherfucker until i made my monster oc#which was around the age of 15 is when i started consistently drawing humanoids#OH YEAH i had a whole lion king phase too in 2011 where i would strictly draw lions all the time and my first record of drawing online was#on the lion king fanart archive (which i still visit to look back its like visiting an old janky friend:') )#but yeah then my heart was stolen by my ocs and all the potential designs i could make them#and thats where i am now aside from the festering COD masked men obsession boiling over in the corner AHA#so basically latch onto an obsession and pick up that damn pencil#even as a kid if i liked anything the immediate connection was trying to draw it#didnt matter how weird to draw or undrawable it was my ass would be in that notebook bc its the only way i know how to express myself lmfao#this is long as fuck but NOW im out peace skskksk
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i think what's really been getting to me the past few months is the realisation that i dont relate to literally any of the mental health stuff i see anywhere. like whenever there's some affirmation or motivation or just relatable-sounding posts in general they all seem like such common problems and it's like, damn i literally dont experience any of that. and yet im still crumpling. something uniquely wrong with me
#like ion have social anxiety and my depression manifests entirely differently. already excludes like 90% of things on here#also like. my parents grew up so poor immediately post ww2 and in the ussr that they#were eating dead animals off the street. my father was in a revolution when he was 10 and grew up working in a mine#and ion even wanna think abt the shit my mother endured in transylvania#and they both went to uni for over a decade and made an extremely good life for themselves#and i cant even do 2 yrs of uni without folding?? i dont even have anything else going on#i literally have everything handed to me why can't i just function#maybe i never learned how to struggle for things. i dont know#barking#and i cant say oh well im more mentally ill than them. first of all where do you think i got them from. second of#all they were in a war and spent the majority of their lives in the ussr. they wont even#talk about most of the things they went through#like dont get me wrong i have such a long list of mental issues my biography would count as the next dsm#but it's not like my parents were okay at any point. so like#for the record they stopped living in the ussr because the ussr ended they didn't move out or anything. we're still in eastern europe#which is definitely contributing to my overall state. please can i fucking leave pleeeease
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Having a B3 overdose be like
#for the record im okay now#but an hour ago i thought i was dying of an allergic reaction#i felt like a vampire stepping out into the sun and catching fire#my whole face chest upper back elbows arms had red patches like hives#no itching no swelling no dizziness could still breathe and blood pressure was good#but i felt like i dived into a pool of lava#i seriously thought “oh shit this is spontaneous human combustion im gonna end up in a ripleys believe it or not special.”#“guess ill die!”#still monitoring symptoms in case i gotta hit the er tonight but I'm feeling better#ive been taking b3 for a long time and never had a response like this maybe my body is thinking fuck this shit we're done#i checked off everything ive drank and eaten today and listed my meds im confident its this shit#still gonna go to the docs tomorrow for a follow up#but if i can dodge a 10000+ ER charge to the medical debt i already carry imma do that#im too impoverished for the weewoo mobile guys#murica for ya#anyway if you take b3 watch your six on this shit#(i know i gotta take it seriously but seeing the humor and making fun of myself helps me cope)#magenta is my vent word
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If it really turns out to be Wiccan/Billy Kaplan in Agatha All Along, stans of him have my prayers and sympathy for how the MCU is about to fuck up his character completely.
#they didnt even cast a jewish actor if that is billy oh my god#can the mcu JUST try to cast jewish actors how hard is it#its good they've cast a gay actor but like they still not casting jewish actors for jewish roles#really making me dread how they gonna fuck up magneto's and shadowcat's casting more and more at this point#plus im sorry but what to the description witches familiar???#how the fuck- HES A SORCERER LIKE HIS MOM IN THE COMICS#he literally in the comics is inspired by doctor strange and thor when making his superhero costume#hes the sorcerer of his team basically#like how the fuck did that get changed to being a witches familiar#plus dont trust wiki not only cause its wiki but also 'dating hulkling' we havent even got teddy in the mcu yet#let alone i dont trust the mcu in actually showing two gay characters dating for more then seconds#because their track record so far is pretty bad#plus if they dating we didnt even get their meeting and shit...of fucking course....
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Just realized I forgot to post these
#keese draws#oc art#oc#ocs#these guys are from the same story as the grape twins btw#root beer is their cousin and one of the four main characters#dragons beard is merlot's boyfriend and fellow antagonist#and lemon taffy is the older sibling of one of the other main characters who spends most of the story 'kidnapped'#and by kidnapped I mean the super villain polycule asked them if they could help them with some tests and they went 👍#important context! lemon taffy (and their two siblings) are the kids of three superheroes and merlot and fox grape are the kids of four#supervillains both of which are mostly absent for the main story (although the supervillains at least get to be more of side characters)#the heroes are off in space dealing with alien political drama that doesn't matter to the main plot#the two groups have a fairly casual rivalry but they still have genuine beef#merlot and fox grape were left home alone after their parents set out to work on some big project and merlot took the chance to go fuck#off and get a boyfriend to do crime with leaving fox grape desperately trying to find them and get them to come back home#and for the other side root beer was roped into helping rescue lemon taffy by their two younger siblings pop rock and jelly bean#he and pop rock are the main duo on that side with jelly bean being their guy in the chair#merlot and dragons beard are mostly antagonists to those three with fox grape and the other main guy cayenne pepper chasing after them#cayenne is dragon beards childhood friend and I have never drawn him before despite adoring him 😔#hes such a piece of shit I love him#in my old original concepts for him he was going to be an incel but then my brain went but what if. aro. and I instantly hard committed#hes a bitchy asshole who's made all the more annoying by the fact that his anxieties are low key completely justified#hes a sad wet cat abandoned in a cardboard box all alone 😔#oh yeah also worth noting that root beer is a vampire who has a strained relationship with his adoptive dads#oh and dragons beard's parents are a dragon and a royal fae so he has a lot of power that he doesnt know how to use lol#lemon taffy is like. sort of part dragon in a very distant way? their grandma was a failed revival of an old god who was a dragon who made#their dad out of her own magic which included that same magic from the dragon god who was basically made of magic#so he was also sort of part dragon but not really? idk its complicated#merlot and fox grape are miraculously not part dragon somehow despite my track record of making too many ppl dragons in this world#they are however vampires and also directly decend from a god so thats fun
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