#Oh fuck you

[screampied]

hehe🦤

GET OUTBOF MY LIFE

[mitchmrner]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Looking at a list of signs you could have childhood PTSD

::can instantly name several friendships::

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

(I'm not surprised that I have childhood PTSD nor am I surprised this is a possible sign of having childhood PTSD. This is an annoyance at how exactly how fucking accurate this is for me. I can literally tell you stories going back to elementary school.)

[m1n4h]

There was no new five nights at freddy's game......

[chappellrroan]

when people say that something is for forever, either way it ends

[doctor-glitterbomb]

you have 78 brain cells you are very brain celled. what's it like knowing you have all these brain cells and none of them work? my guess is only up to 5 can work at a time. still rude though. leave some for the rest of us.

[zerolostwalks]

. . .

[aro-throughyourchest]

more loci tommy au things (credit to @sunlitmcgee for the AU) sorry for the last post

Had a thought train about Techno where because now he can never say Anything bad about tommy because Tommy will just hear it he actively brings weedwhackers everywhere (let me explain)

The first time he’s just like “you mean I finally don’t have to hear his voice? after all this time?” a bunch of burrs and stickers grow around his ankles and latch onto him that take AGES to pluck out

the second time weeds start growing everywhere nonstop and you hear Techno screaming “TOMMY STOP” as he’s driving his sword through about 3 feet of thistles

And now his solution isn’t to stop, but to come prepared.

[sennenpharaoh]

"..."

[slimebiter]

so a couple of friends and i watched the movie Wizards (1977) by Ralph Bakshi tonight

and what the fuck

[starrystar]

Difficulty *heart*

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[yeehawgeek]

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic

edit: for everyone asking if this is real/where you can get it, yes it is real! i got mine at my local comic store

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[voidpoultry]

I lost the game

squint for me real quick