#Oh! My Empress!

[rayan12sworld]

💠💚Oh! My Empress!

By:dandelion_san

Summary:

Lan Zhan's husbands keeps ~mysteriooooously~ dying before they reach her marriage bed.

Chapter:1/1

Words:3,451

Status:completed

"Lan. Zhan. Tell me honestly. All of your marriages… your husbands… did you kill them?" Lan Zhan blinked. "En," she said with confusion. "Wasn't it obvious?" She hadn't even made much effort to hide the evidence, if she had to be honest. Lan Xichen said, "You-!" He lost his words. He really didn't know what to say to that, for what was the purpose? Lan Zhan was throwing away the family honor! Her honor! And for what? For power? This was so unlike this sister of his that he didn't know how to react.

~~

"I am the new Emperor, mandated by Heaven," she'd declared on that throne. She looked replescenent in the dragon robes. "My word is law. You will obey."

~~

"You once told me that the Emperor's will stood above all. Now I am Emperor. Will you come with me to the Cloud Palace and be my Empress?"

~~

Wei Ying laughed brightly. "You came back for me," she said, pleased. "You became Emperor. And made me your wife. When did you become such a rascal? And here, I used to call you a little fuddy-duddy!" Lan Zhan's eyes sparkled. "Mm. Anything for my wife," she agreed.

[milk-box-16]

So… Hat Kid's favorite day arrived

Happy boop day!!!

[hijinxinprogress]

Everyone in YJ is multilingual (mostly bc they’re nosy)

Everyone on YJ speaks at least 14 languages which is a skill they all use to fuck with the jl and their villains like oh??? We’re having secret conversations??? I would like to be included and everyone’s like wtf why do you speak this fucking random dialect of Russian?? This is Arizona??

They all speak binary for some fucking reason (they’re nerds) Also Kon tells people binary is Tim’s native language which starts a debate on whether it counts as Kons native language)

Diana is swearing in ancient greek under her breathe and Anita laughs before responding in ancient greek so Diana’s time monitoring yj is spent trying to make sure the public knows she did not teach those little miscreants to swear in her native language however she did teach them some technically lethal combat moves which is not better but she thinks it is

Anytime aliens come to metropolis or anywhere else on earth, occasionally Kon shows up and starts speaking to them in their native language so Clark’s like 🤨 …did Cadmus teach you that?? I don’t even know that language and kons so offended bc no?? Bart crashed our fucking spaceship and we were stranded in space for like 8 months…you didn’t notice??? I know their language bc we fucking hitchhiked back to earth (yj also pissed off multiple entire planets of people but 🤷🏾‍♀️) and Batman’s so pissed when Clark complains to him about this bc Tim told him they were doing undercover recon in Eritrea

the jl is trying to translate a threat from the league of assassins while batman is off planet but cissie showed up bc damian was insulting the jl in the leagues dialect and being purposefully unhelpful (he sabotaged the leagues plan like three hours ago and he enjoys making adults feel stupid esp if they’ve tried to baby him) so everyone else is confused when cissie laughs at damians remarks and casually corrects green arrows translation (she also invites damian to blow stuff up with yj which is immediately rejected but he changes his mind when olivers lets them know he can hear them and tries to lecture them)

clark is talking to Diana in kryptonian and he hears a collective gasp of offense from yj and he’s like ?? (Tim followed all the supers around for like a month to teach himself kryptonian and then taught Kon and the rest of yj)

J’onn walked in on Greta and Cassie discussing how to ditch their green lantern in the watchtower break room and snitched immediately bc they finished his secret stash of cookies but he also has inside jokes in martian with them (despite this yj does not listen to him in any capacity)

They all know Interlac (Bart kept cussing in interlac and decided it would be great if yj also did this) but really the rest of the jl is under the impression it’s some fucking code yj made except the speedsters are like Bart ☹️ no spoilers you promised!! and he’s like it’s not even a real language 🤨 didn’t you hear?? Rob made this fucked up cipher and I hate it 😞 it took me like six minutes to learn (they have to let it go when Bart goes oh so you don’t think tims smart enough to create a language on his own?? within earshot of the bats)

Or Anita starts muttering in patois while they’re being lectured by the jl and bart laughs and she’s like 🤨 someone cooked here and I don’t know if I like that 

[teehee-vibes]

Finally started listening to Riptide, new hyperfixation just dropped

[mothhue]

Hi I just wanted to say one of your old(?) arts introduced me to Cooking Cat x Empress which is like such a good ship and I never would have thought of it otherwise so thank you

Also I really like your under waters AU tis quite cool :3

You're welcome :DD!! Hehehe am delighted to find I've converted someone to the dark side (cat yuri), have some more of them

And thank you very much!! I'm having a lot of fun with ahuw, and it makes me very happy to see people liking it :]

[rox-of-iu]

hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate

[vegaseatsass]

You know, these past two episodes I was thinking to myself, Su Yin is almost perfect in every way, simply the ideal devoted, protective, loyal, dedicated sworn brother, call him Da-ge indeed!!!, but my one piece of constructive criticism is that he needs to learn how to give real hugs - he does a lot of manful shoulder clasping, but Xiaobao is a shivering chihuahua desperately in need of cuddles and body heat, you gotta HUG THAT BOY - but now I see that Su Yin's hugs are simply reserved for his horrible little gremlin of an imperial cousinwife.

[king--atlas]

Art dump bc I've been gone a minute and ain't no way I'm making multiple posts. Mostly Smile For Me and A Hat in Time, but there's some oc stuff under the cut as well as my sona so :p

Also tw for cartoon blood in one of the drawings below

I need to make oc refs and posts bc I wanna try to do art fight this year, so get hyped for that, I guess.

Also, I tried to do a background (this is kinda old) so hey?

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

BETTER PLACE!!! accidentally fell back onto the editing horse only for this. dragons rising my beloved (youtube link)

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Noi :)

Despite the fact that Noi is someone who, previously, had a lot of energy for stuff, getting his magic drained kinda drained his energy too. For a few hours, he's good, but he's tired for the rest of the day. He's able to join in when everyone goes on their little adventures, but he knocks out as soon as he's somewhere comfortable.

He enjoys bright colours and lights, but he mostly hangs around in comfortable clothes. He can't be bothered to waste energy on menial things, like pulling on jeans, or trying to figure out how to button up a shirt. He can wear some of Ava's stuff, since she usually gets her pyjamas a few sizes up.

His horns and tail are metallic looking, and i would lie and go 'oh there's different kinds of daemos' (which there are) to justify it but nah i just got bored and shaded them that way lmao. Gonna keep it bc it's funky.

Even though he's the weakest of the Daemos, he's still quite intimidating to normal human dudes.

He enjoys things that are typically 'unhealthy'. He lounges about, eating junk food, drinking fizzy drinks, etc. He also, in his limited awake time, enjoys himself some videogames.

He's the best out of the bunch at videogames, and so he got some weird amount of respect for that. He obliterated them all at COD and since, well, it is warfare of sorts, they had to admit defeat. The others even tried to make a 'if you didnt get a scar it wasnt a battle' excuse but he did end up getting a scar from asch rage quitting and throwing one of the controllers at his head. so, well, battle.

That said, He played three seconds against Ava and got absolutely destroyed. Ava promised not to tell the others.

In Asch!Harem context, he first got a little bit of a crush on Asch when Asch first took him in as a knight. It was a pity knighting, but he appreciated it none-the-less. It's kind of a childish crush, but he's still very fond of Asch. He's happy just being Asch's friend, though he, uh... hasn't quite gotten there yet.

Slightly offended that the Empress Dowager (Lady Grandma) treats him like he's adorable when she thirsts over the others, but he does like how nice she is to him. She can be a little harsh, but she's the *Empress Dowager*, he can accept it.

Mrs Oats was the first person who ever obviously perved on him, and he honestly didn't know how to feel about it.

He has a fascination with Koi fish. "Their names are like mine!!!"

His ears are kinda fucked up. they're less elfy and more just.... weird.

[zukoromantic]

UNDERGUS. UNDERGUS IN THE EPISODE. OH MY GODDDDDDDD. I AM UNWELL.

THE BACK CAMEOS????? I AM INSANE. PLUS MAHOUTSUKAIS OH MY GODDDD

AND EVEN:

SKEARHEAD REFERENCE ????????????? THE GUY. PLEASE. SAME FACE.

I did not ever in a million years think the villains would get cameos. I am beyond happy. MY GUYS .

[sealrock]

the major arcana, shuffled: 4/??

THE HIGH PRIESTESS; ⤉ spirituality, higher power, mystery, subconscious ⤈ hidden motives, secrets, repressed intuition, cognitive dissonance THE EMPRESS; ⤉ motherhood, femininity, nurturing, harmony ⤈ smothering, negligence, lack of growth, insecurity THE EMPEROR; ⤉ fatherhood, structure, authority, control ⤈ tyranny, domination, recklessness, rigidity

[saysthenightingale]

evil voice in my head: nightingale. you have to write that several part tumblr post about the characters from the games you play that would make for amazing or really fun interactions and parallels with warhammer 40k things especially the primarchs and astartes

my common sense: I mostly play gacha or anime style games. who is actually going to want to read about how I think firefly from honkai star rail is just a cute anime girl version of a space marine or how lagrange from arcaea straight up commits almost blueprint warhammer style thoughtcrime heresy the second she perceives the truth of the world

[riachuelowii]

Finally played all the Swtor story classes, I have not played through Onslaught fully yet, this is my companion tier list

For both Dark Side Jaesa and Zash, yeah no, I played through Warrior and Inquisitor only once

[eerna]

The Oleander Sword is so good. literally feeling like kicking my feet and giggling rn. what happened to Tasha Suri in that year between book 1 and book 2

[chuluoyi]

If I see you make the remarried AU part 3 angst with a bitter ending. I swear I will cry and throw a tantrum everyday in your inbox with this picture

PLSSS😭🥹😭🥹 this is a really huge threat oh no why is sukuna and gojo the parents here BWHAHAHHAHA😭🤧😭