#Office Max

[yeyinde]

John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.

and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.

but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.

wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.

after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?

[bloody-suburbs]

OfficeMax Schooled feat. The All American Rejects

One of the best films I've ever seen.

[yesloulou]

[zestysharkwolf]

I really like making these

[slythereen]

red bull had the opportunity to do one of the funniest possible things and they did i love this team

[huariqueje]

Overtime   -   Max Baris , 2019.

Dutch, b.1945 -

Oil on linen, 100 x 80 cm.

[akiacia]

post-credit domestics (⚠️ mildly saucy doodles below the cut)

[zem-zem-zoom]

* puts this in your hand and walks away *

[landofication]

record scratch freeze frame

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

[trendfilmsetter]

Friday Domestic Box Office: May 31st, 2024

1- The Garfield Movie $3.7M

2- Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga $3.0M

3- IF $2.8M

4- Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes $2.4M

5- 🆕 Haikyu!! The Dumpster Battle $1.9M

6- The Fall Guy $1.1M

7- 🆕 In a Violent Nature $1M

8- 🆕 Ezra $570K

9- 🆕 Young Woman and Sea $500K

10- 🆕 Summer Camp $390K

[vital-vessals]

a little late to the party, alas I offer you fish Gem, Grian, and Pearl <3

[bonus mumbo catfish ⬇️]

I had no reason to involve him in the fishification besides "hehe catfish whisker mustache"

[cleric-byers7]

how it feels to have interests without someone telling you it’s cringe

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 2

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[starkidsdaily]

More of them because yes

[teranobriss]

Hatchetfield + Onion Headlines, part 1 of ??

feat npmd

[majactrl]

*checking max into a hospital for concussion*

sergio: max, what's your middle name?

max: danger.

charles: it's emilian

charles: wow, i hate that i know that