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yuki: can you guys at least try to see it from my perspective?

daniel: *crouches down*

pierre: *kneels down*

liam: *sits down*

yuki: i fucking hate you all

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carlos, wearing charles' glasses: how do i look?

charles: i have no idea

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oscar: can i go ride my skateboard outside?

lando: whatever, i'm not your dad

oscar: *runs outside*

lando, yelling after him: NOT IN THE STREET

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toto: i love all of my racers equally

toto: lewis hamilton, mick schumacher and...

toto: *squints at the smudged writing on his palm*

toto: jorge rumes

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charles: how many times do i have to apologise?

max: literally one time

charles:

charles: yeah, i can't do it

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george: i just got off the plane to singapore, and as soon as i stepped out my eyes started watering

george: so i went to the medical centre cause i thought it was going to be allergies

george: BUT PLOT TWIST!

george: depression.

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*2am*

carlos, calling charles from his room: go the fuck to sleep

charles: how do you know you did not just wake me up?

carlos: because i can hear you clapping to the 'friends' into every 20 minutes

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charles, trying to convince fred to let him race carlos in the last lap: when have i done anything rash or irresponsible?

fred: we keep a list

carlos, from another room: it's alphabetized

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*at charles' funeral*

max: we are gathered here today because SOMEONE couldnt stay alive

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carlos: how are you feeling

charles: fine, except for this headache that comes and goes

max: *enters*

charles: there it is again

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this is literally him.

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is the driver of the day in the room with us?

he went up a few places in a rocketship. oscar was fighting for his life. lando was fighting with everyone, even people he was lapping.

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actual footage of charles in the ferrari meeting today.

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charles: when i said i wanted something from the beach, i meant like a seashell

max, manhandling a seagull: you could've fucking said so

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18 times a week

i cry over sebastian vettel.... three times a week.

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... is the kenergy in the room with us?

barbie vs ken drivers of the 2023 grid

PART TWO:

ALPHA TAURI

daniel - im saying ken for him, he is just so ken goofy silly coded that it's in his blood. breaks out into song randomly, shits and giggles. also the cowboy stuff.

yuki - he is barbie both on track and off track, he says it how it is.

HAAS

kevin - he is barbie coded, smart, funny, gets angry sometimes, chill guy all around

hulkenberg - irl man, he does not give neither ken nor barbie vibes

ASTON MARTIN

fernando - i want to say irl as well, cause he is not silly goofy enough to be ken, but also rn he is silly goofy all around, so maybe ken for him.

lance - barbie if i ever saw one.

ALFA ROMEO

valterri - ken. there is not much to say other than barbie would not post bottass online, but ken would.

zhou - barbie coded. cute and stylish. he is the fashion icon barbie.

WILLIAMS

logan - he kens so hard i cannot even, idk if it's the american way but you'll see when you watch the film, one section of ken behavior is so logan i thought of him while watching

alex - barbie. so barbie. he would barbie it up. he says hi barbie and hi ken all the time. dyes his hair.

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saw this on twitter, had to solidify my charles is barbie theory

i just finished watching barbie and i took the liberty of saying which driver is ken and who is barbie for each team. enjoy

PART 1:

RED BULL

Max - Barbie all the way.

Checo - neither Ken nor Barbie, he's irl man.

FERRARI

Charles - Barbie to such a high degree that i cannot fathom it. Watch the film, you'll see him

Carlos - there is not a bigger Ken in the paddock. the confusion, the blank stare, the competition with other Kens.

MERCEDES

lewis - barbie forever and always. the fashion sense, the multiple talents, the general vibe

george - his sense of humor is so ken coded im not even joking

MCLAREN

lando - i want to say ken, he wants me to say ken, but he is a barbie. too calculated and dry of a humor to be ken

oscar - barbie, but when she enters the real world. he gets hit with the reality of life so quickly.

ALPINE

estie bestie - purely for his nickname, he is a ken. no barbie would wear that as proudly as he does.

pierre - ken to a tee, fights other kens all the time, specifically carlos ken.