#Odd-Job Tsuna

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[khr-guilded-cage]

Ever read something and was like 'nobody will ever surpass this'

I feel strongly like this about KHR

Yes, I am obssessed

With Flames, Vongola Political Throne Battles, the characters, their world, the Trinisette and the Arcobaleno

The plot, the characters, the worldbuilding

Amano Akira created something I have been obssessing since I was 14-15. Nearly 7 years later, I am adult in college with a job and still obssessed with it.

The mc begin in a odd position, we dont see weak puppet kings as main characters. We don't see that kind of position Tsuna has, of begin beaten daily into obedience, the SEAL...

Begin a spare heir and threat then the unwilling puppet king after he is 'useful', dragged kicking and screaming to solve other people messes

Of a disposable pawn and sacrifice in a Guilded Cage

The unusual type of Shounen MC

Flames, Soul Fire are such interessting powers

Maybe its because its a normal real world? They would undertand if a crossover with Bleach was made and their reactions to knowing hell is real

Italian Catholic Faith and all

And PJO, about the facts Greeks Gods exist

Fate Stay Night meeting historical and mythology figures

Stuff like Dragons, Magic, Fairies would make such interesting reactions

Stuff like WW I and II, Organized Crime, Politics...

It wont be as impactful to Bleach or Harry Potter or Naruto characters as it would be to KHR's

They don't have like...monsters or gods. Kawahira aside. Its just mafia with magical flames and a curse of fake toddlers and zombies mafia police

Maybe its how Skull can be anyone from all fandoms? How anyone could be cursed by Kawahira? Even gods and monsters and men and all kinds of characters?

Genuine cant read anything without picking a character and begin like 'yup, this would be Skull' and 'Kawahira is fucked' because I read one where he is literally the Devil from Supernatural

KHR is different than most animes. I want it to be more popular so badly

[katzkinder]

Semi minor rambling thoughts about… A few things, mostly relating to Timoteo.

Adults can try to do their best and still fail. It is human. The tragedy of Xanxus’s situation isn’t that he was harmed, it’s that he was harmed despite Timoteo’s best efforts to raise him as his own

He is a man who was presented with a child with a deadly and powerful ability and took that child in. He is a man who is both a father and the leader of an empire. He is a man who has to strike a balance in his own household between loving his family and raising them to take his job

He is a king, and he really doesn’t want to be

In the least charitable reading of his character, he took in a boy and lied to him because he was fearful of his power. This is the way Xanxus looks at what happened to him. Xanxus is an unreliable narrator. We are shown very often that his words and actions are often at odds.

A reading that takes into account both Timoteo’s position and personality is one where he saw Xanxus and realized the safest place for him would be directly under Vongola’s roof, because he is a child and he only has his mother and he is already in possession of something many many people would want, and go to great lengths to get access to

And he was right because we see this happen with Octavio, who simpered and cowered and fed Xanxus’s ego in order to gain power from their association

Timoteo failed to protect Xanxus

But that doesn’t mean he didn’t try

This is in line with Tsuna’s character progression as well, where he never wants power for power’s sake, and when he does start seeking to become stronger, he undergoes a psychological block on his Flames because he is no longer drawing from the well of feeling that allowed him to use them in the first place

He doesn’t want to be strong at all

He just wants to protect what he loves

This is the fundamental difference between him and Xanxus

You can sympathize with Xanxus and his situation without turning your blinders on to the story that is being told

[dark-elf-writes]

The moment Chrome tell Tsuna and the others about Todoroki, Tsuna starts with being his friend then he and Reborn overhead what Todoroki told Izuku during the Sports Festival and they both see red.

If Reborn taught him something is how to take down people in position, so he make a call

" Mammon ? It's Tsuna....yes, I will tell Chrome she did a good job. Listen I need a favor"

.......

" I need to take down the number two hero, yes Endeavor. He is an abuser, his youngest kid is Chrome friend and mine"

........

" Yes, like Chrome. Yes, you can torment him with your illusions. I need everything on him, and maybe you can distribute this info with any journals that hate him ?"

..........

" Reborn say he will pay you"

Also, after the Stain attack on Tenya's brother, would Tsuna send Reborn and Rhiohey to see if they can help?

Tsuna doesn’t often call in any of the Varia. Most of the time they just sort of arrive like they can sniff out potential violence like the world’s most flamboyant collection of bloodhounds. But on the few times he does call them in it is always with the same low voice and rage coating every word.

(The helped Mukuro and his gang hunt down the rest of their family. They found Chrome’s parents. They made the message that Lambo was the Vongola’s incredibly clear to the Bovino family.)

So they knew when he called them in regarding Japan’s Number Two Hero it would be bad.

(They didn’t expect returning home with another member of their own fucked up little family. Whose rain flames were so at odds with the rage he held for the rest of the world.

In all Touya was a good fit with them if anyone were to ask)

-

Oh I could definitely see them “just visiting” Tensei in the hospital to help with his recovery. They probably wouldn’t be able to heal him completely but they would at least be able to get him out of the hospital sooner.

[rayshippouuchiha]

There's fan theories regarding a Sky bonding more than one flame type other than their guardians. I believe it's called Elements? Like in some fics Ryohei is Tsuna's Sun Guardian but Shoichi is also Tsuna's so he's an Element. There's also fics which explore Tsuna as a Transcendent Sky, which I think is also fanon, where he harmonises other skies, like Xanxus. You can see it in the Mythos Fic linked below

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12401540/1/Mythos

There's also the connected Fic Not Quite Myths if you're interested

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12359017/1/Not-Quite-Myths

And unrelated fic which I think you'll like, Odd Job Tsuna

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10639657/1/Odd-Job-Tsuna

My personal favourites are fics where Tsuna harmonises Reborn and the hitman absolutely rejects the possibility of any other Sun creeping on his special position as First Element. All other Suns are always on thin ice.

Ohhh i love it

[whiskeysmulti]

Lost Pet (A KHR fanfic)

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn Ship: 2759 (Tsuna x Gokudera) Wordcount: 1,205 Prompt: Lost Pet Event Host: @flufftober

"Gao!" The little lion cub ran off, angered by his owner's outburst. Natsu was a lot like Tsuna and unfortunately that could often prove to be a problem. If Tsuna was scared, so was he. If Tsuna was sad, so was he. The two had an emotional link that they thought no one would understand, until, a little leopard cub made its way into their world.

"Nya?" A small spotted cat with red fluffs at the ends of her ears sniffed the air. She was curious what the little lion was doing on it's own. "Nya, nya, nya?" She tilted her head, purring softly and asking 'where's your owner?' Felines had a way of understanding each other, even if there was a language barrier.

"ehh? Gao!" 'Huh? Gone.' The little lion cried. He didn't know where Tsuna was now since he wandered off on his own. Natsu didn't want to admit it, but he was lost. The two little box weapons didn't understand the world around them nor did they realize what they'd just started for their owners when both men thought nothing would work out in their lives.

"Uri!" Gokudera called, trying to get the little precious leopard to return. She was very valuable to him and he promised himself he'd raise her on his own. He didn't expect her to make friends so soon. But he also didn't expect to meet the young man that he did that day. The young convenience store clerk had been having a rough time in the dating scene and it seemed like it was just a break up after a break up case and he would be forever alone. He'd tried old friends from school, he'd tried women from bars, he'd tried dating ads and was coming to the realization he would be married to his work and that would be that. It was hard finding a partner in Namimori, even harder to find an available guy when homosexuality wasn't really even spoken of.

Tsuna was in a similar position. Wealthy heir of a reformed Mafia family, gay as hell and no luck in love at all until that damned cat got away from him. Natsu's adventure in matchmaking just might prove to be the push Tsuna needed.

Gokudera on the other hand had hoped for this very moment and prayed to whatever powers may be that he'd get a second chance at life. Shunned by every Mafia he'd tried to work for before, he wasn't exactly a welcomed presence in the underground as he was often laughed at and considered a mere pianist or immediately turned away when it was revealed he was biracial and illegitimate. He picked up whatever odd jobs he could handle and got by paycheck to paycheck. Considered quite handsome, he often found women asking for his number or even throwing themselves at him day by day. However, he wasn't interested, he was fairly content just living on his own now and raising Uri, a cat dad if you will, even if that cat happened to be a powerful and mischievous baby leopard.

"Damn it, Uri!" Gokudera called out, desperate to find his beloved leopard sidekick, his efforts were in vain however, Uri had yet again run off. He searched everywhere for those red eyes, and to no avail, Uri seemed to be gone. His heart ached, he loved that cat dearly even if she usually saw him as a scratching post. Right when Gokudera had almost given up, he found the warmest, most comforting set of brown eyes instead. He ran his fingers through his hair. "Ah sorry about that. I'm trying to catch my cat. My name's Hayato."

Uri grinned and nodded at Natsu as if giving the command to pounce on Tsuna, like Natsu didn't have the idea already himself. "And I'm Tsuna. Sawada Tsunayoshi-iiiii." He nearly shouted as Natsu shoved him against the other man. Red flushed over Tsuna's skin in embarrassment as he realized just how attractive Hayato really was. He turned away to hide the blush as Uri and Natsu sat side by side, looking as sweet and innocent as ever, paws raised to give each other a high five with pride in their work. This matchmaking thing was easier than they thought.

Soon Tsuna would be moving in with Gokudera. Soon they would have two fathers and plenty of cuddles and meals to go around. Soon the two cats would have a family that loved them. And soon both men would have their soulmates right there by their sides every night when they came home.

"I'm really sorry, I yelled like I did before, Natsu." Tsuna apologized and picked up the little lion, holding him and petting him.

"Gao." It was nothing, Natsu was resilient and could bounce back on his own. He was just happy to know his owner had quite possibly just met someone he could potentially date.

"I'm glad we got our cats back." Gokudera chuckled nervously as he went to scoop Uri up in the same fashion and was met with swatting and hissing. "What's wrong now?" Maybe once again, he'd pissed the cat off?

"Nya!" she exclaimed and reached her paw out for Natsu with tears in her little eyes.

Gokudera put two and two together as he surveyed the situation. "You don't want to leave them?"

Uri shook her head, a soft little mewl slipping out sounding almost like "no."

"Uri, we can't just go stay with them." Gokudera warned, just for Uri to walk over to Tsuna, her mind was made up. She wasn't leaving Natsu behind, that was her friend and she refused to leave without him.

"Gao." Natsu shook and cried, a tiny tear coming from his eyes as he looked at Tsuna, pleading. Tsuna already knew there was no way he would win this battle.

"You don't want them to leave, do you, Natsu?" He asked. If Tsuna was being honest, he wanted to get to know Gokudera a little better, the young man was very attractive and it wouldn't hurt to just make a new friend, would it?

"Gao." Came the reply, a soft but stern 'no.' Natsu didn't want them to go either, he enjoyed Uri's company and was getting bored of it being just him and Tsuna at home.

They needed to come to some sort of compromise. The cats refused to leave each other, but neither man was at a position in his life where he could just drop everything and stay with virtually a stranger right now. Gokudera fished out his phone. "Since Uri was the one who ran off from me, and she doesn't want to leave Natsu behind, why don't I give you my number. We can keep in touch and have a date sometime."

Tsuna turned red just as Gokudera realized what he'd said. "A play date for the cats, I mean."

Tsuna nodded. It sounded perfect to him. There was just one other opinion he valued and wanted to hear. "What do you think, Natsu?"

And the story ended just as it began, a curious little lion cub letting out a soft and light "Gao!" Warm and content in his owner's arms until they'd meet again.

[queenharumiura]

No matter how many years have passed, she still feels a bit flustered when she receives kisses on the cheeks, forehead, or anywhere else. It was the small things that reminded her time and time again that Tsuna had acclimated herself in Italy and was taking in their culture while Haru stayed in Japan. If it were any other person, she may have pulled away, but there was nothing to feel at odds about between friends.

Haru chuckles softly, “Of course, that’s what friends do, be there to support one another. It’s my job to bring in the good energy for when yours are low.” Well, her job to do so whenever Tsuna was in Japan, that is. “Life is full of ups and downs, so we succeed and fail, but it’s the journey of moving forwards regardless that is the tiring but rewarding part of life.”

She gently pats one of Tsuna’s arms, much like she would have when she used to console Lambo when he was upset. It was a simple and soft gesture on her part. “I’m sure that even if life’s events didn’t play out the same way, I still would’ve made the same choice I did then.” The one that resulted in her joining the mafia, that is, even if it was more of a mild supporting role. “I just sometimes feel bad that I can’t do more to help out.”

That didn’t mean that she didn’t feel fulfilled with her tasks now. She had her hands full with rehabilitating the children here, and ensured they had a protected but open environment to grow up in. “I just hope I’m doing right by them.” It was a worry that she wasn’t doing the best that she could for them and that they may have been better off elsewhere.

As Haru rested her head on Tsuna's shoulder, Tsuna automatically adjusted her head to touch Haru's and her palm touched her dark brown hair and began stroking it.

Tsuna knew this condition very well. When those days come when it's too much for a person mentally. When she thinks about how she got to where she is now. When she can't handle the danger and unpredictability of the days. Well, it has to be there for others.

Well, he doesn't complain. In a way, she made that decision herself. She never regretted it. Although at such a young age, she couldn't have known what awaited her.

Who said life was easy, right?

Who said the mafia was all about glitz and power, right?

"I try, but I don't always succeed." She shook her head in disapproval, which Haru must have felt since their heads were touching. The chestnut hair overlapped with the dark brown.

The chestnut-haired woman didn't know how much more she could handle, especially if she saw her loved ones suffering. Haru wanted to join the mafia and was adamant, even though Tsuna discouraged her. She knew she couldn't stop her. And on the other hand, probably in a somewhat subtle selfish way, she was glad she also had a female element there who would understand her.

"I am amazed that, despite all the problems, you are still there for me with your good mood and energy." The young mafia boss pressed a kiss to the other woman's hair with a gentle smile on her lips.

[animeyanderelover]

💕Can I request all the senjus,orochimaru,shisui and itachi with a s/o who managed to make themselves immortal with out consequences and they did it without experimenting but they can make other people immortal but people keep trying to kidnap them for it,also they don’t age anymore?💕

This is what pretty much Orochimaru’s dream is.

Tw: Yandere themes, unhealthy mindset, unhealthy relationship, possessiveness, obsessiveness, delusions, kidnapping, manipulation, clinginess

Immortal s/o

Hashirama Senju

🌳He is quite the more supporting and encouraging person. But in this situation even he finds himself a bit unsure how to feel. Your jutsu is quite amazing and something marvelous, but Hashirama is someone who wants to spend his whole life with his darling and die later on when both of them are grey and old together, that is his dream. But with you who stopped aging long ago and will never die, this is something impossible. The clan has definitely a huge interest in you, even though they are aware that your ability will end up being terrifying if it goes into the wrong hands which is why the Leaf guards you very observingly, not wanting to risk that a rival village gets their hands on you. If their strongest shinobi would be made immortal, that would end in a catastrophe. Hashirama himself makes sure that even in his own village no one plans on abusing your powers.

🌳I do not think that Hashirama would force you to either make him immortal nor to somehow tell you that you should try to stop your powers and start aging again. Not like he won't try to convince you to eventually consider finding a way to stop being immortal and instead settle down and live with him. Given the fact that are immortal, you might lived longer than he did and for that have knowledge he and his clan do not possess which is why you're treated from the Senju and the whole village really respectfully, if they need advice they will go and ask you. Hashirama can also only do this much and so he grows more clingy since he knows that he will die whilst you will live. And so he wants to be able to have a place in your heart for all the time to come and alongside with his brother and future generations, he trusts you to protect the Leaf Village once he dies. Even if his darling is immortal, he still wants to marry them since he is traditional.

Tobirama Senju

🌊Despite him being the harsher and much more intimidating and blackmailing guy from all the Senju, he has a rather simple dream as well. He wants to marry his darling and live with them together and one day die. And his dream is messed up with all of this as well and he is quite irritated by the knowledge that you made yourself immortal. On the one hand Tobirama is eager to invent new jutsu himself so from that perspective this is beyond fascinating, a wish many people before him had and tried to work on. But in a way this is honestly way too mocking for him as well because even if his darling might have to endure harsher lessons with him, they might honestly have the relieving thought that he will die one day anyways and then they're free. It is angering because it is true and depending on how old they are, they might nag him because of his behavior and he won't be able to say much against it since he knows they have more experience than him in life.

🌊This might be an advantage you have against him next to the whole being immortal thing. He will start being more respectful once he finds out how old you really are. He literally can not help it and that is why he sometimes, under the risk of his pride, asks you for some advice. He doesn't really want to be immortal either, even though he is more curious about it than his brother is. But what he has to do is always guaranteeing that you are under high protection because he know what terrible things your powers can do when being wrongly used. He might actually try to create a jutsu similar to yours because in a way you have been inspiring him. He also will end up marrying his darling. For starters he is a pretty traditional guy so marriage has a high meaning for him as well. Additionally he is not willing to let you that easily get away with your long life, he is possessive. He just kind of wants to set a mark on you for as long as you're part of the Leaf.

Orochimaru

🐍You have literally achieved what he has been trying to complete his whole life time without even having to experiment on anything and it is thrilling for him. No wonder he is after you as soon as he has heard the rumors, being in his way fervent about it and his obsession starts before he has even met you in person. And oh, he will hunt his darling down, no matter where he has to go and who he has to kill. He wants that jutsu and that talent who created it and no one will stop him. Not going to lie, at the beginning he is a bit salty, mostly because he feels like he has been beaten since you didn't even have to use anyone, you just had pure skill. But whilst he might have lost this, he still can owe the person who had the skills and intelligence and since he will totally force you to teach him that power and make him immortal as well, you might be stuck with him forever if you do so. And the bad part here is that if you don't, he will have no problems torturing you or using you as his next vessel.

🐍You're immortal, so it's not like you will die and he takes advantage of that if you refuse to lend him a hand. If you do help him, he will show his gratitude in a rather odd way, but it's better than his sadstic side. He simply keeps you, that much has to be said already. He can't effort to lose a talent like you, the experience not even to mention. His darling becomes his very special treasure who helped him earning immortality and in return he offers them a place to stay and protection. He knows that everyone wants to have that sort of abilities and he gets rid of all of them all to gladly, he won't let anyone dare to take his special underling away from him. He just always has you tagging along with him. Sasuke gets kind of interested as well since you are indeed powerful and you might as well get close to him since he is together with Kabuto and Orochimaru the only person you will see for a long time. Depending on how long you are already alive, Orochimaru also wants to know pretty much all jutsu and other knowledge you might have.

Tsunade Senju

🐌She looks quite young for her age which comes from the fact that she uses a jutsu that makes her appear young, but she is just like everyone else. She ages and is bound to die one day. And Tsunade handles this maybe a bit worse than some others do. You gotta understand, she just thought that she finally found the one person she can manage to live together with the rest of her life only to discover that they will continue living forever. And to know that she might be only one of many to come and that she might be forgotten one day is truly not very pretty, it makes her a bit more desperate. At first she was probably scared that you used to do the same things Orochimaru did to reach your goal so she was definitely more at ease when hearing that you succeeded without having to go with such drastic methods. For that reason she refuses to let her old teammate find out about you, knowing that he will be after you if he hears that you're in the Leaf which would only give him more reasons to attack.

🐌Tsuna might find herself tempted by the thought to be made immortal from you and live for all eternity together with you, simply because she is possessive as well and wants to be finally happy with the person she loves after all her beloved people dying on her. She's not completely sure, she knows that being immortal can be as much of a curse as it can be a blessing. The the council from Konoha is quite possessive as well, knowing how valuable you are and so they might want to use your powers for more selfish reasons from time to time. This leads to arguments between Tsunade and them because she is often against such decisions, seeing that they plan on making use of you. But one thing they do agree on is keeping you save from all other forces who want you in their grip. Funnily you might be a part of the eldest yourself if you lived long enough which gives Tsunade an advantage since you are on her side and not that narrow-viewed like the other eldest are.

Shisui Uchiha

🍂At this point in his timeline his darling might as well be already part of the village or at the very least known everywhere in the hidden villages for their special jutsu which is why everyone is on some sort of hunt for them. Shisui himself honestly probably never really saw himself falling for someone who constantly dominates the spotlight like you do, maybe also because he thought, despite the fact that you look young, the age difference would make him view you more as a admirable sensei because being able to make yourself and others immortal without having to do experiments on humans needs skill and wisdom. Shisui also just knows that even if you like him as well, this is a completely impossible love since not only might the superiors forbid it, but he does not desire to be made immortal. He already knows that everyone dies sooner or later and given his job being ready to die is a must since he is constantly exposed to danger.

🍂It would only break your heart in the end which is why he kind of feels like it might be best if he stays silent about his feelings at first. He just focuses on protecting you from potential enemies who plan on kidnapping you and tries to be someone who can leighten your mood up a bit since he sympathizes that life for you must be quite tricky. If he does confesses to you because he feels like you really like him as well or you tell him you like him first, he might hesitate and voice his doubts, but can be more easily manipulated since he loves you. Shisui kind of knows that he might not be the last since he doesn't want to be made immortal and you might find after his death a new person you love. And he accepts that, he doesn't want his darling to be alone only because they can't die. But he can make sure that he leaves some sort of impression on you so you will remember him. He wants at the very least a special place in your heart.

Itachi Uchiha

🍡He did not kidnap his darling so he could have their jutsu for himself, he definitely didn't. He did it because he lost control over his emotions and given the fact that you are constantly being chased by other power-hungry persons, he got triggered too much because he knows that some will hurt you to get what they want since you can not die. And afterwards Itachi just has to be really careful so that no one will find out because you are no ordinary person. You are famous and a living legend for your achievement and it'll cause a huge motion if he is being sighted with you because everyone will know afterwards, including the Akatsuki and he can expect that Pain will definitely want you to be a part of his organization since you not only have a very gifted ability, but might also possess knowledge and forgotten jutsu from long time ago. And Itachi doesn't want to force you to live the same life as him, even if you can't be killed on such missions.

🍡Itachi knows that he doesn't have long to live anyways and he already accepted that fact, he has his plans in mind for this. So he knows he won't be there for too long to protect you from all the greedy and selfish people which is why he might plan on making Sasuke look after you once he dies and he tells you about this as well, even though he knows you can handle yourself very well on your own as well. He respects people who are older than him and for that reason he might be far more respectful to the s/o than he would be already and he isn't embarrassed about it. Similar to Shisui he also knows that after his death his darling might find someone else and he won't be angry with them for it. They shouldn't spend their whole life grieving over him since he wants them to be happy. The only person he might ever tell willingly about his darling is Kisame since he is next to his younger brother the only person he really trusts with his darling.

[wolfsrainrules]

Heres another fun grandparent thingie, The Acrobaleno as Izuku's. Or even better as "Hisashi".

...........I am so weak for BNHA and KHR and giving them children damn it.  ALL

--Who needs a quirk if you have Flames?? Izuku is quirkless, but Flames blend so well as a ‘quirk’ the Vindice are more....’dont talk about mafia shit’ and less ‘dont get caught with flames’ so long as the flames can blend in your specific family as a quirk. 

(considering Flames are somewhat hereditary in having them, if not in the type you have, it’s easier in some then others.)

Izuku is particularly lucky, cause his father has a ‘flame’ related quirk, plus his grandfather and thus gets away with this much easier.

--f u c k screwing up a good childhood friendship when I love good friend Katsuki Bakugou, so say hello to Izuku’s Storm, fight me.

--Inko is 2000% a bad ass Sun and will fuck you up.

---Izuku?? That boy is a Sunny Sky.

FON --The absolute beatdown this kid could give people by the time he was five is whooooooo. 

--Fon terrifies the HPSC and is very much proud of that fact. He teaches Izuku to be wary of their games, but also to be enough of a Bad Ass they can’t corner him verbally of physically. 

-- Fon is both very proud his grandson is a Sky and very protective. Because Izuku is a Sky related to an Arcobaleno, and the world is very much interested in that. 

Fon won’t have it. 

His boy’s Elements will be genuinely found and Bonded and he will Fuck Up anyone that tries to prevent that.

--Izuku has the Hibari temper in s p a d e s. He was a tiny ball of rage and FIGHT ME as a toddler, and Fon was the one to teach him to reign it in, Inko remembering her father’s childhood temper stories. It’s why he gets along with Katsuki so well, and why he’s so FERAL even if no one believes it until it’s too late. TSUNA (for giggles, cause I’m weak)

---Izuku grows up surrounded by adoration and love, and a wild variety of personalities. He’s....a little odd himself as a result. 

---He’s definitely a force to reckon with, being a Sunny Sky, with the Vongola Hyper Intuition? Ooooh, he’s gonna abuse the hell out of it in hero work. And in Friendship but nicely. Shhh. 

---Izuku never doubts he is loved, and he relishes in the strange Vongola traditions and UA is....comparatively a breeze to Uncle Reborn. He actually likes Aizawa On Sight, beyond his Hyper Intuition because he reminds him of his Uncle.

---Izuku enjoys Cosplay. Reborn thought it was funny to fuck with Tsuna that way, Inko thought it was hilarious and cute, and Tsuna....also thought it was cute despite the internal sdfgsgfdsd. Reborn is thrilled. 

---Izuku fights best with his hands and body, but he sure as hell knows how to ROCK a gun, because Uncle Reborn and Uncle Xanxus would have no other options on that, and his genius little mind ROCKS the math for trick shots. His Uncles are so proud.

REBORN

---Reborn has been the family man at heart, for a very long time, for all that he never said so openly. He was there for all of Izuku’s milestones, and adores the little Sunny Sky beyond words.

---Absolutely was teaching Toddler Izuku gun maintenance way before he should have done, but Inko was taught the same and sees no issues. with this, so Izuku knows the names of gun parts and how to put them together and take them apart and safety rules....long, long before anyone else would have. 

---Inko is a sharpshooting, trick shot capable bad ass and no one is ready. Least of all her S/O. (He’s w e a k)

---there are....so many cosplay baby photos. There’s an album or 5. Reborn 1000% has copies on hand at all times and will pull a “LOOK AT MY ADORABLE GRANDSON” if you let him. (The other Arcobaleno will sit down and look at them, becuase Izuku has them all wrapped around his tiny fingers and hes cute as hell okay)

VERDE --He is SO pleased with Izuku’s level of brains. He hones that from the start

--The Analysis skills he has?? ABSOLUTELY not wasting those. 

--He is totally Izuku’s Support Gear provider and he will FIGHT for that right, shut up

--He’s very devoted to keeping Izuku alive and well be the end of his career so he can retire and he will see it done. 

--Inko has those smarts too btw. People are...very shocked by the Sherlock like anility to pull them apart both Midoriyas share and it can...make people uncomfortable.

--Nedzu is t h r i l l e d

--The rest of the school is low key terrified. 

LAL/COLONNELLO ---Army Kid Izuku okay. Because Inko kept some habits, and they both showed up often and Izuku is a powerful little shit even young as hell 

--Very good with guns, take 2 XD

--Mafia Island is a playground for Izuku, and he relishes in the challenges of the training grounds his grandparents come up with. Better training after all!

(Katsuki ALSO thinks its great) VIPER --Izuku is so good at getting money. So so good at it. Viper taught him so many tricks, and he uses them like whoo. Beter source of money he has, the better his job gets done, and he wants enough to take care of his people soooo.....

--Despite money hoarding, he’s also likely to use it for things, more than Viper. It’s not about him having the money, so much as it is having enough to help with what he wants to help with.

--Also grew up around Varia. Izuku is very much a deadly little shit. 

--Very likely to go Underground in this one in my head??? Like just. WRECK IT. He’s a little shit, but a vey powerful magnetic one. 

--Establishes the first real, very deadly, Underground Heroics Team, and they are....very effective.

SKULL

--Ahhh, yes. Izuku is very much taught to act. To display what needs displaying. 

--Grew up around Circus Folk, and he knows....a hell of a lot of their tricks.

--Super flexible and powerful and works hard for it

-- Very much a super popular ‘small time’ hero in daylight, but a very driven, very deadly, very well known Underground Hero who can and will fuck you up

[petroltogo]

Pls

Tsuna gets angry-kun out bcs his minions love him.

Pls.

Wanna see it

*cracks knuckles* Alright, Varia handler! Tsuna and the Kokuyo Gang planning a heist for the sake of the Varia’s greater good. Here we go:

Chikusa hadn’t expected Tsunayoshi to contact him. He definitely hadn’t expected Tsunayoshi to want his help in infiltrating Vongola Inc. to release one of their most valuable prisoners. But fucking with Vongola isn’t a job, it’s a damn pleasure. Besides Ken’s been getting twitchy lately. [There’s also the matter that there’s very little Tsuna-kun could ask for that Chikusa wouldn’t grant. But it’s not like Mukuro-sama doesn’t know that so there’s no point in bringing it up.]

The plan is simple and bloodless which is a damn shame, though not unexpected considering it’s Tsunayoshi who’s come up with it.

Vongola Inc.’s HQ looks like an impenetrable fortress -- and they come close, Chikusa will give them that. Their security is impressive and even the most talented hackers can’t infiltrate a system that doesn’t have any entry points. However, Vongola Inc. is a company. Is made up of humans who come and go every damn day. One of those humans is Tsunayoshi. And it doesn’t matter how great the security system is when someone pulls the door open for you.

[continues under the cut]

Not for Chikusa, mind. He and Ken get the fun part because they get to blow Vongola Inc.’ entrance up [taking care not to kill the security that Tsunayoshi greets by name because of course he does] and make a great show of being far more trouble than two supers against an entire organization could ever be.

That’s not to say no one dies. That would be a lie. Sure, they could’ve avoided the bloodshed entirely, maybe, but would Vongola Inc. have taken them seriously? Would them holding back have endangered their own lives? They leave the bystanders and the unarmed be and that’s more than Tsunayoshi dared to ask of them.

[Mukuro never forgot his origin. Chikusa doesn’t remember before but the sight of the Vongola Inc. logo brings long, too-bright hallways to mind and Ken has killed his first three Vongola operatives before the memories fully settle within their consciousness and Chikusa follows him like he always does.]

In the meantime, Mukuro ghosts through the chaotic hallways on the lower levels in Tsunayoshi’s shadow, unseen. They’ve entered the Rubbish Bin before the attack even started and the moment the first -- and unknown to Vongola last -- explosion shakes the building, one of his darling puppets [little Tsu-kun’s knowledge of which employees are responsible for what is proving so very useful] cuts the camera feeds on the five lower floors. It wouldn’t do to give their true target away after all.

Inside the Rubbish Bin, Tsunayoshi points out the sculpture in question and with an order from Mukuro to one of his favorite puppets, it disappears. 

[Mukuro doesn’t normally keep his puppets around long enough to pick favorites. Most of the time they’re too broken for him not to lose his patience but teleporters rarely run out of usefulness. And sure, Vongola Inc. has defences against them -- every organization worth their power does. But bringing those shields down from the inside isn’t as hard as people think it is.]

For a long moment, Tsunayoshi and Mukuro both stare at the empty space where the sculpture used to be. “You sure about this, Tsu-kun?” Mukuro asks after a moment, ignores the flinch in response to the nickname. He’s not sure why he asks -- he already knows what the response will be. [Knows it’s far too late for Tsunayoshi to change his mind.] But. It doesn’t have to be him. Mukuro’s hands are covered in blood and for all that it seems like such a negligible difference, saying ‘blow it up’ and pushing the trigger isn’t the same thing. It’s something that Mukuro could shoulder, for he wouldn’t even notice the added weight. And that thought, that desire is-- odd. Mukuro has never wished to shelter anyone else. How curious that Tsunayoshi still hasn’t lost that hold over him, even after all these years.

[Ah, sentiments. They will be the death of him one day.]

Tsunayoshi grits his teeth. His hands are trembling faintly as they reach for the explosives he carries in his unremarkable backpack that no security personal has given a second look, but that doesn’t stop him from walking further down the narrow aisle between the shelves. “Let’s get to work.”

Ten minutes after Chikusa’s and Ken’s frontal assault starts, they get the hell out of dodge. Two minutes after that the Rubbish Bin in the heart of the Vongola Inc. HQ is blown up, taking a good third of the first floor with it.

Everything that was stored within is lost in the explosion.

[Here’s the thing: They don’t need to attack Vongola to rescue Xanxus. They don’t need to destroy countless of unidentified and identified objects and material that ranges from worthless to priceless, don’t need to blow up all those records. The most valuable information is kept elsewhere anyway. But then, isn’t all information valuable. If it was just about getting Xanxus out, all Tsuna would’ve needed was to borrow the services of Mukuro’s teleporter. It would’ve taken ten seconds, if that.

But. It’s not just about getting Xanxus out. Tsuna has to think longterm. Has to consider that he doesn’t know yet how to get Xanxus out of the ice, what kind of damage he’s dealing with. Has to cover the Varia because they will fall under suspicion immediately, reasonable or not, the second Xanxus disappears. Has to buy time. As much as possible. And there’s no way to make Xanxus disappear subtly.

So Tsuna does the opposite. Because an attack by some villain brazen enough to openly move against Vongola, to be crazy enough to set up explosives right in the heart of their HQ -- that’s a statement and a powerful one at that. That Xanxus di Vongola is among the collateral damage, well. That’s just too bad, isn’t it?]

aka the one where Tsuna decides there’s no half-hearted way to move against Vongola. If you aren’t with them, then you’re blowing them up, there is no middle ground.

[Mukuro, Chikusa & Ken in the background: Well, actually you could just...

Tsuna: No. middle. ground.]

Is this me shamelessly poking fun at Vongola for failing to notice Xanxus’ disappearance in the main fic? No, why ever would I do that

[what-the-fic-khr]

getting pretty fixated on this khr x among us au hello. this one is a lot more violence focused than the last one. spun characters on a wheel for this lmao,, writing direct gore or injury isn’t my forte so I guess this au could be practice??

character/s: yamamoto takeshi, gokudera hayato

word count: 1,012

warnings: hm. violence, weapons, blood, gore-ish??? death. gruesome violence that I get into spoiler to the fic but warnings for all the injuries in brackets: (eye injury, attack with a blunt object, choking, snapping of a neck, cutting limbs apart, the mention of stuffing said limbs down a vent)

prompt: they were friends, weren’t they? (Among Us AU)

Sometimes they argued. Yeah, they struggled to get along often, and more often than not one was getting yelled at by the other.

But generally speaking, Takeshi figured Hayato at least liked him enough to try. That’s what mattered most. There were times they got along so well. They had to be friends! They were apart of the same crew and everything!

Well, he told himself that, but still... He wasn’t an idiot. They knew there was an imposter out there. But he’d seen Hayato doing tasks; struggling, but completing them.

Hayato was also just far too loyal to Tsuna to everyone consider betraying him and hurting his friends. There was no way.

“You’re too close.”

“Huh? But there’s not much room to watch the screens.”

Security was an awfully small room, all things considered.

Hayato narrowed his eyes at him before grunting and looking back at the screens.

Takeshi was far too stupid to be the imposter, he’d decided. That, or he’d hurt himself before he could even kill another person. There’s no way he could do it.

“Why the hell are you in here again...?”

Takeshi blinked at this before laughing lightly, shoulders shaking. “That’s an odd question. Tsuna asked me to keep you company.”

Hayato’s eye twitched.

“Said we should try to stay in pairs as much as possible. Gotta look after each other, y’know?”

God, he hated hearing this idiot speak about Tsuna so freely. It grated his nerves something fierce, and lit a fire so hot it could burn him up from the inside.

Still, Takeshi seemed to continue, like he didn’t notice Hayato’s change in attitude.

“Tsuna also really thinks it’d be good to keep two people watching security! Something about, like, knowing that someone isn’t lying about what they saw-“

“Do you think I’d lie?” Hayato’s voice cut him off, tone cold, and Takeshi seemed to turn a little warily at the ice in his words.

“No...? I never said that.”

“Do you believe Tenth would suspect me of lying? Huh? Bastard!”

What on earth was going on?

Takeshi waved his gloved hands around, shaking his head. “No! Tsuna’s not the type to do that! He was just-“

“You don’t know anything about Tenth!”

There was a growl so low in Hayato’s throat that it caused Takeshi to freeze. That was too deep. Too animalistic.

His blood ran cold when Hayato shoved the small office chair out of the way and advanced on him, his lips parting for nothing to leave.

He couldn’t speak. He couldn’t move.

He was so, so scared.

“Gokudera, come on-“

“Shut up!”

There was a loud banging when Takeshi was shoved roughly back into the wall of the small room, his head knocking against his helmet painfully.

He couldn’t keep his balance when he was shoved to the ground; had Hayato always been that strong?

He watched with wide eyes when a fist swung down into the eye shield, so strong it shattered glass that dug deep into pools of brown that slowly dyed red.

“A–Ah—“

Trembling hands shot up to his face, but he couldn’t see them. He couldn’t see. Not the blue of his uniform, and not the glowing, ugly green of Hayato’s eyes through the thick, protective glass on his own helmet.

It was so dark, and so painful.

“My eyes—!”

Hayato yanked Takeshi’s helmet off, his own pupils blown wide as he swung it down with all the strength he could. He heard bone crunch beneath the force, but he couldn’t tell where the damage had been done.

He didn’t care.

He ignored Takeshi’s short cry of pain, shifting his weight to hover over his body and swinging again, and again, and again.

But the fire in his chest didn’t stop burning. It wasn’t enough to simply beat him to death with a blunt object. It just wasn’t enough for him.

“Do you ever shut up?!” Hayato hissed, tearing his own helmet off so he could glare down at Takeshi, even if he couldn’t be seen.

Takeshi strangled out a gasp, jumping in fear when hands wrapped around his throat.

“W-Why...?!” Bent and twisted fingers clawed pathetically at stretches of red, trying to tug the hands around his neck away. “W-Weren’t we– we fr...! Friends—“

There was no air, too much saliva clogging up his throat, tears and blood staining his face, too much black surrounding him.

Hayato let out a snarl so nasty that it sent a tremor down Takeshi’s spine despite everything else.

“We were never fucking friends! Are you stupid?! I’ve never liked you!”

The eldest tried speaking again, but could only spit up the saliva he was now choking on. It was getting cold.

Hayato’s lips pulled back to reveal rows and rows of sharp teeth, each one counting more teeth than the previous one.

“God– I hate you... so much!”

He felt bone break beneath his hands before he heard it, and heard it before he could register Takeshi’s head lolling back limply.

He pulled back, one hand at a time, his breathing heavy and ragged, stuttering in his fit of rage.

Now he had a body, and the fire inside still had not slowed down.

He scanned the messy room quickly to find a place to hide the body, and he only came up with one answer.

For minutes only, with strength so inhumane, he would tear each limb off one at a time, ensuring it was small enough before setting it aside into a slowly growing pile.

Fumbling around for the knife hidden away in his red suit, he used the blade to hack away at any piece that still remained too large.

He had to make them smaller. Smaller, smaller, as small as possible.

Oh, it was a bloody mess, but once he deemed his job satisfactory, he turned and flipped up the grate to the vent, eyes narrowing into dangerous slits.

One piece at a time.

No one would get any closer to Tsuna, and he would make sure of that.

One person at a time.

[ao3screenshotss]

[tonystarktogo]

(this could’ve been) a villain’s origin story -- KHR remix

[this fic is my first attempt to write in the KHR fandom. i apologize in advance.]

II.

The first time it happens, Tsuna doesn’t see it coming at all. It’s not the kind of thing one sees coming.

He’s following up on one of the many, many anonymous tips they receive daily, about villain movements, suspicious sightings, potential collaborations, the works. Nowhere in the official Vongola Inc. recruitement speech do they tell you that working for the world’s largest superhero organization mostly means digging through trash and interviewing witnesses, rather than bashing a supervillain’s head in.

Granted, most teams go out and get at least some action and technically Tsuna’s team is no exception. Tsuna is, though.

“You’re more likely to get one of us killed than be of any help!” Mochida had snapped when he’d seen Tsuna trott after the others on their way to the briefing room. “Make yourself useful for once and stay out of the way.”

[continues under the cut]

[In all honesty, Tsuna can’t blame his squad leader. He never thought he, Dame-Tsuna, always too slow, too clumsy, too useless, would get recruited by Vongola Inc. The best, most powerful, most feared superhero organization the world has to offer and they wanted Tsuna.

Of course that turned out to be bullshit. Tsuna should’ve expected nothing less. Should’ve seen it coming. Why doesn’t he ever learn? But he’d been so shocked, so gratefulrelievedelated to know that someone saw something in him. That someone wanted him.

If he’d known all Vongola wanted was Sawada Iemitsu’s son -- his bloodline -- well. Tsuna knows himself well enough to realize that it probably wouldn’t have changed a thing. 

But that doesn’t stop him from wishing it had.]

Mochida is cold and cutting and often cruel, but he’s not a terrible team leader. He takes his responsibilities seriously. And even though Tsuna knows the man doesn’t like him, sees being saddled with Tsuna as some kind of creative punishment by his superiors, Mochida doesn’t let Tsuna’s inability to walk a straight line without running into a a door and his utter lack of super abilities get in the way of their job. It usually ends with Tsuna being sidelined and manning the coffee maschine or the phonelines -- wherever he can cause the least damage -- but Tsuna doesn’t mind much.

Sure, it’s not glamourous, but it’s still little things that need to be done and Tsuna is glad he can be of help, even if his co-workers rarely appreciate it. Mochida doesn’t expect much of anything from him and sometimes that hurts, but he never sets Tsuna up for failure just to have something to laugh at either -- and that means more to Tsuna than it probably should.

Besides it’s not like spending yet another endless day at work, following up on various anonymous tips, 98 percent of which always turn out to be a useless waste of time, is a bad price to pay for a steady job in a respected profession.

It’s only in retrospect that it occurs to Tsuna that what happens next is not at all surprising. That it is almost inevitable. Because no matter how many crazy, paranoid or joking people call the Vongola Emergency line, sooner or later Tsuna was bound to stumble over a nugget of valuable information. That this was why they kept a tip line in the first place -- because it occasionally proves to be useful.

In Tsuna’s defense, he’s pretty sure none of the others expected today’s calls to be real either. They sure wouldn’t have sent him out otherwise.

But here he is. Searching -- read: stumbling through -- a long abandoned warehouse that Tsuna just knows would have Hana sniff in disgust at the utter cliché of it all. Without back-up or any particularly useful weapon.

[His team learned in their first month together not to arm Tsuna with anything he could use to hurt himself with. Or them.]

Staring in horror at the supervillain staring at Tsuna with equal surprise.

At least I’m not the only one caught off-guard, Tsuna thinks hysterically. And he’s allowed to be hysterical when he finds himself trapped alone and unarmed in an abandoned warehouse with Skull De Mort of all people.

[Tsuna doesn’t have many hero-like qualities, but he’s got a lot of free time on his hands when manning the phone lines and pulling graveyard shifts on days where even villains prefer to catch a break and sleep in. Tsuna also, by virtue of his heritage, has access to the kind of high-level intel most field agents can only dream of.

As such, Tsuna has a better understanding on the recently active and inactive supervillains than most.

Whereas the average newsreporter likes to scoff and sniff derisively when Skull De Mort pulls one of his outrageous attacks that always mean impressive amounts of property damage and no civilian deaths because Skull is just an ambitious, loud-mouthed thug with ideas above his station as far as the general public is concerned, Tsuna knows better.

Skull De Mort is an Arcobaleno. As in one of the seven most powerful villains in the entire world. He might not drown the city in blood, but it’s sure as hell not because he can’t do it.

Sure, Skull baffles Vongola Inc. regularly with his antics, but his name is spoken in the same breath as Reborn, Fon or Viper and the point is oh god, Tsuna is gonna die here.]

With perfectly reasonable, if unhealthy amounts of panic and horror fighting for dominance within him, it takes Tsuna several long seconds to realize that Skull isn’t launching into one of his infamous supervillain speeches. Isn’t even throwing glitter bombs at Tsuna -- and those glitter bombs might not kill anyone, but walking into Vongola HQ and leaving a trail of glitter everywhere just might.

Hibari-senpai -- who isn’t even Vongola, is the definition of unaffiliated asset everyone is too afraid to alienate -- hates glitter.

Tsuna is so dead.

Except he still isn’t. He’s been standing here, gaping and panicking for close to five minutes and Skull still hasn’t made his move. In fact, now that Tsuna pays attention, it’s not just his breathing that’s unnaturally loud and heavy in the empty hall. And-- Tsuna squints. Skull doesn’t seem to be leaning against the wall so much as clinging to it and he’s watching Tsuna with a look that no one has ever directed at Tsuna in his life, something that almost looks like, like wariness and-- 

“Are you okay?” Tsuna blurts out before he can think of all the reasons why starting a conversation with an Arcobaleno is a terrible idea.

It’s just— this is a supervillain and that’s terrifying and Tsuna should probably call someone more qualified to deal with this situation, but also this is an injured supervillain and somehow that makes all the difference.

Skull scoffs, ironically putting Tsuna a little more at ease. People always scoff or scowl when he reminds them of his existence, this is no different. Besides it’s hard to take the villain’s derision seriously when he promptly sways on his feet. He’s not wearing his helmet, either, and despite being dressed in the usual black motorcycle suit, Tsuna is pretty sure his violett hair is matted with blood.

“You’re hurt!” he exclaims, horrified. Promptly drops the taser he’s been trying to pull out of his overstuffed bag with shaking hands and rushes towards the villain’s side, who’s eyes widen in alarm as Tsuna approaches.

Somehow that makes it easier to breathe, but it’s not enough to distract Tsuna from the long cut along the man’s temple and the dark bruises on his jaw.

“The Great Skull-sama is fine!” Skull protests frantically.

He’s clearly not, considering he promptly loses his balance when he tries to take a step back. Instinctively, Tsuna reaches out to catch him, realizing a second too late that one, he doesn’t have the strenth to keep the taller man upright and two, Tusna is a walking, talking disaster who inevitably trips and brings Skull down with him. They hit the ground hard enough to knock all the air out of his lungs and land in a graceless heap on the floor.

“Sorry!” Tsuna squeaks, breathless from where his face is smushed against Skull’s padded shoulder. “I’m so sorry, please forgive me, Skull-sama!”

Kami-sama, he’s knocked the poor, already injured man over! Trying to untangle them immediately, Tsuna accidentally rams his elbow into Skull’s side, which earns him a pained groan and Skull another flustered apology.

This is why his team doesn’t take Tsuna on missions. He’s a hazard not just for himself but everyone around him.

Scrambling away from Skull before he manages to kill the guy through sheer clumsiness, Tsuna forces himself to take one deep, steady breath — only one, though, else he’ll have time to think about how stupid what he’s gonna do in a moment really is — and starts to unpack his bag. Tsuna might not carry as many weapons as a Vongola Superhero on duty technically should, but his emergency kit would make any aspiring doctor proud. And Nana too, but that’s because Tsuna’s mom thinks he’s healing the innocent bystanders — "My Tsu-kun has such a gentle heart!" — not himself. 

"What are you doing?!" Skull asks while slowly pushing himself off the floor and into a sitting position.

"I’m just looking for the— there!" Tsuna knew he still has one of Irie’s newest ice packs. He kneads the white package for a few moments to activate it, then holds it out to Skull. "Here. Hold this to your jaw for at least ten minutes, but no longer than thirty. Ichi’s still working on some issues long-term use has on human skin."

Tsuna babbles like he always does when he’s scared. [It drives Mochida crazy sometimes because Tsuna is scared most of the time and Mochida hates babbling.] It doesn’t stop him from noticing the odd look Skull shoots him, a bit like he’s measuring Tsuna’s worth. Except that’s a look he’s intimately familiar with and would recognize anyone, so it’s something close, but not exactly that.

"Please take it, Skull-sama." Tsuna shakes the ice pack lightly, pretends like his hands aren’t trembling when those bright, violett eyes fixate on him. "That looks like it really hurts." 

[He’s not sure if all Arcobaleno carry their superpowers on the outside. If it’s part of the costume, colored contacts and all, or if their bodies are brimming with power to the point where they’re overflowing, where it pours out of them in any shape it can.]

Slowly Skull takes the ice pack. Looks at it as though he doesn’t know what to do with it.

"H-Hold it against your chin, please, Skull-sama." Tsuna busies himself with sorting through his various bandages and tries very hard to pretend his voice isn’t shaking and squeaky like a frightened mouse. "It’ll help keep the swelling down."

"…The immortal Skull-sama heals fast." Skull says the words like a question. Tsuna doesn’t look up, but he can feel the weight of the man’s stare.

Hunching his shoulders, Tsuna pulls what little courage he has together, and stutters, "That doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, Skull-sama. Please, can you just take it? I— I don’t like seeing people hurt."

Skull is still staring, Tsuna can tell, but it feels less like he wants to lean over and rip Tsuna open to figure out what’s inside, and more like he’s just watching Tsuna drop the disinfect spray for the third time. After a moment, he presses the ice pack to his face and even though Tsuna’s still trembling a bit, he smiles.

"Thank you."

Skull doesn’t reply, but he doesn’t protest when Tsuna tells him to disinfect the gash above his eyebrow — not deep enough to need stitches, thankfully. He draws the line at more bandages, though, which is worrisome. Tsuna is pretty sure the man has at the very least bruised his rips, but Skull is a supervillain, not runaway kitten, and maybe that means he knows what he’s doing.

That would at least make one of them.

Finally convinced that there’s no other injury Skull will let him help with, Tsuna carefully packs up his things again and bids the villain a hesitant goodbye. Which brings up a somewhat awkward point.

"I have to go back to work now and someone might ask where I’ve been." Eventually. Maybe. Tsuna rocks back on his heels, not sure how to put this. "If they ask, they might come here. And you— might not want to be there when they come," is what he settles on.

Skull’s watching him with another strange expression, both eyebrows raised as he watches Tsuna make a fool of himself. "Why?"

Tsuna eeps. [It’s not a full-on shriek, thankfully, but it’s far too close for his comfort.] There’s an intensity to Skull just now that has the hairs of the back of his neck stand up and reminds Tsuna rather violently that he’s talking to an Arcobaleno. That he’s been treating an Arcobaleno’s wounds. For a moment, Tsuna sways on his feet, as though his body wonders whether it should just give up on him completely.

"Ireallyneedtogonow!" Tsuna rushes the words out so fast, they trip over themselves, grabs his bag and high-tails it out of there. "Please take care of yourself, Skull-sama!" he adds over his shoulder, almost walking into the door as he does so.

It’s not until Tsuna is sitting in his comfortingly safe work chair that it occurs to him that not once during the entire, surreal encounter [he still can’t believe he was in the same room as an Arcobaleno and survived] did it occur to him to call Vongola. Even now Tsuna is hesitating to speak up, to tell one of his co-workers. Because while his gut feeling tells him that Skull got out of that warehouse as soon as Tsuna turned his back on him, he isn’t one hundred percent sure and what if they catch Skull because of him?

Tsuna resolves to spill the whole story as soon as someone asks — he’s a terrible liar and he never promised Skull he wouldn’t tell, not that the man asked himto — and tries not to think too much about the many crimes he committed by letting the chance of catching a supervillain of Skull’s calibre go to waste. Not that anyone would expect Tsuna to catch a supervillain, but still.

[His team returns two hours later, bright-eyed, bruised and breathless with the enthusiasm of a successful mission tangible in the air around them. Mochida even greets Tsuna with a smile and doesn’t scold him when Tsuna drops his tea cup in response and Haru tells him all about the exciting and ultimately successful arrest they’ve pulled off.

No one asks Tsuna where he’s been or if anything interesting happened while they were gone. 

Tsuna tells himself he’s relieved, for Skull’s sake if nothing else, because the pang he feels at the thought that no one would miss me if I was gone has gone beyond pathetic a long time ago.]

[chaoticgearz]

Tsuna in Inarizaki (Part 2)

Atsumu is less of a lil shit here since he seems more content with having most of Tsuna's attention on him

Tsuna, Osamu and Atsumu are considered a package since they're physically inseparable

Tsuna is very good at collecting and using blackmail due to Suna teaching him

Tsuna is also the unofficial manager of the club since he takes on any odd job to clear his head

Gokudera and Suna don't get along well due to how different their perspectives are

To the point where Aran had to hold them away from each other once

Akaagi commented how this seems to be a case of Miya Twins 2.0 with how much they fight

Tsuna is a bit more blunt and straightforward; always calling out people's bullshit even if it gets him in trouble

Tsuna is also the only one to either defend or help Aran when the twins try to mess with him

Kita and Omimi are, strangely, knowledgeable about the Mafia, especially about flames

Everyone in Inarizaki Volleyball Club are very good at manipulation and information trading, even the unassuming ones

They like to make people underestimate them, only for them to break them down in either battle or during a game

True to their club's motto, everyone is eager to try new things, even if it's dangerous and Mafia related

At the same time, they can easily adjust themselves into any situation if given the time to process what was happening

[secret-engima]

The first meeting between Ardyn and Tsuna!Noct will either end up hilarious or nerve wrecking to anyone who not used to Tsuna!Noct quirk. Because the destined nemesis who supposed to kill him? Ah, okay then. He survived all the Vongola shenanigans, Byakuran at his trollest, Kawahira at his irritating point and just plain idiocy of Iemitsu, Ardyn sadly not that.. much of surprised? (Ardyn just want to know what exactly wrong with Somnus descendant. This is not how it supposed to happen)

*cackles* it ends Hilarious, but also Nerve Wrecking. Ardyn catches wind of how .... Odd Noctis is and comes to visit sneakily and Noctis is just- not anything like he expected? He spots Ardyn while on a trip to the park and cheerfully invites the man to sit with him, Ardyn does out of amusement because hah foolish child, sitting with his destined worst enemy-

“Are you here to fight or have ice cream, ‘cause I think dad will be mad if I set fire to the flowers. If you wanna fight, can we move to the training ground or something?”

What.

A blink and a lie, convincing and cheerful and pretend confused and the boy just ... looks at him sadly.

Somehow, SOMEHOW the afternoon which started with Ardyn coming to spy on and perhaps toy with the vaunted Chosen King ends with Ardyn sniffling softly into Noctis’s shoulder as the boy pats him gently on the hair, the boy’s magic wrapping around his tattered soul, loyal and kind and gentle, shoving back the Scourge so Ardyn can THINK without the screaming for the first time in literal centuries.

Oh. Oh dear this isn’t what was supposed to happen.

Oh no. Oh no Ardyn is ATTACHED.

Meanwhile Tsuna!Noctis is just sighing because why is his “greatest enemy” a sick man? That mean. That makes Noctis a bully and he’s not having it. Poor Ardyn can’t help how messed up his head is, he’s sick and Noctis’s intuition is screaming the name Besithia over and over with such hate he knows that he has a new job for Xanxus soon.

Right after Xanxus comes down here and helps Noctis burn the sickness out of poor Ardyn. It shouldn’t take much between the two of them, they just need to beat it down enough for Ardyn’s own overpowered magic to finally have the advantage and destroy the poison itself.

Three hours later, the very frazzled Crownsguard escorts who somehow LOST THEIR PRINCE in the park find him again. When he walks out of the park toward where Regis is standing and fretting, his big brother at his side looking smug about something and tightly holding the hand of.

“Noctis,” Regis outright pleads because he knows the look in his son’s eyes, the possessive hold on the man’s hand as Noctis leads him over, “Noctis no. That’s the Chancellor of Niflheim.”

Noctis just blinks firmly, eyes flashing amber like they did when he claimed Crowe and Clarus whines in the back of his throat as the little prince says, “He wants to defect. He’s sick and Niflheim couldn’t make him better, so he came here. He’s mine now.” A pause, a thoughtful head tilt in which Regis dares to hope-

Only to have it crushed, ground down, and then danced upon when his son innocently adds, “Well, mine and Xanxus’s. We’re sharing him.” And Xanxus bares his teeth in a pleased, defiant smile that says the only way Ardyn is leaving Insomnia now is if Insomnia itself is on fire.

What did Regis do to deserve this? He wasn’t THAT bad as a teenager! Honestly!

[rayshippouuchiha]

So I looked into your tumbler blog and noticed you wanted KHR recommendations.

Honestly my favorite all time KHR fics have to be

Sound of flames by sakurademonalchemist reposted by OrionPax9 with permission of course.

This is incomplete but it’s one of my all time faves if I could support this author I would. Anyways, the story follows a girl version of Tsuna who looses their sight when they were sealed. The story follows how this changes thing and because of the sealing she forms a close bond with Hibari

The second favorite story is odd Job Tsuna by ShamelessDilettante. This is one of my all time favorites. It’s full of shinagans and crack. This story follows Tsuna who wants to get a job so his mom does not have to depend on his dad anymore. What follows is hi jinks galore, more jobs, and crack. As a bonus it is a completed story.

The last story I share is Scorched by RenegadeWarrior. Honestly a very cute story about Tsuna finding a baby chick that turns out to be a phoenix. Tsuna learns to to take care of the bird and bird takes care of him in turn. Of course it can’t be a KHR fic with a little bit of crack in story. Sadly this story is not completed

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