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Prideful Sheeps for prideful peeps
I'll make more soon!
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Obey Me! Headcanons that the voices in my head created
The pact marks don't affect the MC in general, but when they are used, the color of the user's eyes tends to change to the color of sin (when Solomon sees the color of his eyes changing to the colors of his brothers, geez, jealousy boy), it happens more often than you think and in addition to the marks on the body, it's a reminder to everyone that you're connected with the lords of hell.
Human beings can speak very quickly and neither demons nor angels can keep up when this happens. Scientifically, we talk fast because of anxiety, nervousness, excitement or the communication conditions that the environment provides. Solomon and MC talking about something they thought was cool during the tea? For the others it becomes a RAP battle and all they can hear is "hum, nah, ha, hehe", the rest is indecipherable. More than once, during a presentation or debate in class, MC was told to shut the fuck up or slow down so that everyone could understand.
All material related to the history of the human world is more or less 100 to 200 years out of date in the library. Satan is slowly trying to update this, but they think that 200 years is almost nothing for humans to change, so unlike technology (which they think they created with magic) they just don't care. A new iPhone ok, now the human being landed on the moon during a bloodless war? Their lie, do you still believe what mortals say?
Humans sleep more than angels and demons, but even less than demons from the circle of laziness. MC, Solomon and Belphie (and sometimes Luke) usually sleep in some places at RAD during and between classes.
All exchange students have their own fan club. Luke's must be the quietest, everyone friendly and kind so as not to disappoint the little angel. Did you see him walking past you today, sad that he hadn't managed to buy a keyring at the RAD art fair? Bitch surprise, his fan club are still demons, the keyring will mysteriously appear on his desk in the classroom written "To Luke, a little big ray of sunshine in our lives" and the person who bought it has left the RAD, anyone know why?
Still on the subject of fan clubs, we're not talking about Solomon's. If the number of demons he has a pact with isn't enough of a warning, there are others walking around in capes and blouses as if they were cosplayers and sending letters to his house with phrases like 'roses are red, violets are blue, can we make a pact? Signed: Demon X' should be a better warning
And to end the fan clubs, MC's are trained in the art of being meticulous, a silent army that lives in the shadows - meaning they are in the devildom version of twitter. Lots of photos taken on the sly, fanart of all kinds, fanfics, merchandise and videos edits of (and when were they sheep? There are millions and millions of images circulating out there). Ever wondered why Miss Em sold so much? The MC fandom. They won't compete with anyone for their attention, the sweet human is simply appreciated the way they are (and they don't want to be on the brothers' list to "get away from the MC"). The Human Appreciation Club was not approved by the student council and they removed their devilpedia page, but that didn't erase these demons desire to idolize MCs. Live, love and laugh for MC, the way simps are.
At some point, the Real or Cake trend went crazy until Luke, who started making desserts that looked like everyday things, only stopped after surprising Simeon by cutting a cell phone-shaped cake (Simeon tried to break his with his hand after that, thinking it was cake. He spent 3 weeks without a phone)
Every time MC returns from a trip to the human world, they have to bring a suitcase just with souvenirs from there. Luckily, it can be anything they find fun, like a frog-shaped coaster, a jar of M&Ms with a pinwheel on top, a whole corn cake, a tie with a motivational quote, a children's book, or a coin of a specific year. Everyone just loves the fact that MC was thinking of them and they love using the gift they received. Barbatos's favorite tea set is now a completely transparent one with gold floral details.
Children's cartoons from 1940 still show on Devildom TV and Beel watches while eating or working out.
Lucifer has a family photo inside his wallet, Mammon once tried to steal his credit card, he was so shocked that he ended up screaming, he was caught and punish. Neither of them mention the photo.
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Polyphemus
Hey guys! The first chapter of the Cyclops saga is here!!!
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After Athena faded away, Fitz’s vision sharpened back to reality. They were approaching an island, and even from this far away, the whole fleet could hear the Bla-ah-ah-ah! Blah-ah-ah-ah! of the sheep. There must be hundreds, just grazing peacefully, unaware of the men docking below them.
There was a bit of a climb to reach the fields, but it was so, so worth it. Fitz transmitted orders to the small crew he had taken up with him, not wanting to disturb the tranquil silence. They obeyed, silently killing enough sheep to feed the crew for at least a month.
Keefe whispered, “I have to hand it to you and Dex. This is quite the treat.”
Fitz leaned closer, “I don’t trust this. Why would the lotus-eaters pass up on all of this food?”
Suddenly the ground started to shake beneath the sailors’ feet. Thump! Thump! Thump!
Were those…footsteps?
“Who are you?” An impossibly deep rumbling voice asked. Dread crept into Fitz’s mind, but he pushed it aside. He had to show this monster that he wasn’t afraid of it.
Stay calm! Fitz transmitted his group. They nodded, hands ready to grab their weapons.
“Hey there!” Fitz shouted. “We come in peace. We’re just travelers looking for food.” The monster wasn’t in sight yet, so Fitz really hoped it wasn’t getting mad.
“You killed my sheep.” It was a statement, not a question. “These were my favorite sheep. What gives you the right to deal me this pain?
“Don’t you know that the pain you cause others will be reflected upon yourself? Your life is in MY hands now.”
The monster slowly lumbered into sight. It was a Cyclops. But not just any Cyclops….
This was Polyphemus, the biggest of the beasts to walk the earth. His giant– singular– eye glared down at the mortals. Fitz could imagine the sound of his army being crunched in his massive jaw. His teeth were pointed to a sharp edge, and–was that dried blood? He hoped not.
“When I’m through with you, you’ll regret ever setting foot on my island. You came to my home to steal, and now you’ll become my meal. A trade, you see? I’ll take from you like you took from me.”
“There’s been a misunderstanding! We never came here to steal! Now that we know these sheep were yours, perhaps you and I can make a deal? I’ll give you our finest treasure, as long as you let us leave here alive!” He called. Polyphemus loomed over him, considering.
“What is this treasure?” He boomed.
“The world’s best-tasting wine!” Fitz answered. Keefe glanced over, confusion in his ice-blue gaze.
Fitz took a moment to say, Trust me. I know what I’m doing, before turning back to the Cyclops.
“Wine?” the beast said suspiciously.
Fitz pulled the bottle from his satchel, handing it to the monster. The bottle was barely as big as Polyphemus’s finger, but he still looked delighted.
“Have a drink!” Fitz said, “Take one sip and you’ll understand how lucky you are to have this. It’s wine so fresh, you’ll never want to eat human flesh again!”
Polyphemus downed the bottle in one sip, hurling the glass into the sea when he was finished.
“Now we’ll be on our way with no blood spilled here today,” Fitz said. Keefe looked like he couldn’t believe that had actually worked, and Fitz had a similar feeling.
“Wait! Before you go I must ask you: What is your name?”
Fitz panicked. He couldn’t tell the beast the truth. So he raised his head and calmly said, “My name is Nobody.”
“Nobody,” Polyphemus repeated slowly. “I must pay you back for this gift.”
“I’m so glad we see eye to eye,” Fitz said with a smile.
“Yes, you shall be the final man to DIE.”
“What?” Fitz asked, shock quieting his voice. A moment later, Polyphemus stepped closer to the crew. Fitz got a sinking feeling in his gut. Keefe glanced at his captain, clearly trying to ask “What are we going to do?” without words.
Fitz only had one answer. As loud as he could, he screamed, “WATCH OUT!”
#epic the musical#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#fitz vacker#keefe sencen#odysseus#polyphemus#epic the cyclops saga
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Rose Amidst The Thorns (King!Cyno x Fem!reader)
Summary : Two souls, willing to do anything for power and marred with the claws of betrayal meet again. The tension rises and self caution is thrown aside.
Genre : Romance, Enemies to Lovers
Warnings : Manipulation, a bit of dub con and some making out
Some angst too if you squint hard enough.
Soldiers, with faces as expressionless as the statues of shrines atop mountains, dug their nails into Y/N's arms.
"Move faster, unless you want to find a sword buried in you." Snarled Meruticco, captain of the royal army "His majesty shouldn't have to wait for so long for such vermin."
The woman swallowed the urge to roll her eyes as a scoff threatened to escape her lips. Of course, the general would be another one of those sheep following blindly behind the king, lost to the throes of devotion.
As Y/N trudged ahead, the marble floor gleamed from the light of the chandelier which hung above and portraits of men and women from a time lost to the wind loomed at her, their accusatory gazes following her steps.
Amidst it all, sat a man atop a throne studded with emeralds and rubies that shimmered faintly with a goblet of gold in his hand. He brought the goblet to his lips and sipped slowly, eyes closed in ecstasy as a drop of wine ran down his lips. As though he'd just acknowledged the presence of his subjects, he opened his eyes; gaze falling upon the woman cloaked in silk before him.
"Your Majesty," Meruticco went on his knees, head down "I, your faithful servant, have brought you the rouge that has wreaked havoc in our lands, Y/N."
The king glanced at the bounds that tied Y/N's hands, yet a word didn't escape his pursed lips. He raised his eyebrow, boredom playing behind his red eyes as if to ask : is this all you've to say?
Meruticco, sensing his master's displeasure continued hastily. "King Cyno, rest assured she shall never see the light of day again. I swear by my sword-"
His words fell short as the king raised his hand.
"If you're done with the theaterics Meruticco, which I can assure you was a complete and utter bore, leave me with this prisoner and take the soldiers with you."
Y/N couldn't help but stare, in this paradise of luxury, the king seemed to glow on his own; radiating poise and power. He had everything she would never get, fame and riches.
She understood why he'd betrayed her, left her to die in the sands and walked ahead. If it meant having a kingdom full of adoring subordinates in the palm of her hand, Y/N was sure she'd have done it in a heartbeat too.
Confusion flashed in Meruticco's features yet he obeyed and left, the soldiers following behind him.
King Cyno set his goblet down, running his fingers through his white locks that cascaded down his shoulder. “Found you, Y/N. At long last, I get to see that face of yours. Tell me, did you miss me too much?”
Hatred simmered in the pits of Y/N’s soul as she spat out. “Don’t make me laugh, Cyno. Tell me, how does it feel to gorge on what was supposed to belong to me?”
Cyno’s lips spread into a grin, a frantic feeling overcoming him. “Oh how I’d missed this your boldness. Why don’t you come a bit closer and say that?”
“What if I refuse?”
“Then I command you as your king.” “You will never be a king in my eyes Cyno, you aren’t worthy enough to be one.”
“You’re my prisoner and I can have justice be served at any instance.” Y/N stepped forward, footsteps echoing through the chambers. “I’d like to see you try.” She scoffed
“You always were all bark and no bite. Perhaps that’s why you couldn’t kill me in the first place when I considered you as an ally, isn’t it? I can’t imagine how much you must have been itching to hold a blade against my throat. Don’t deny it, you were always too weak to do the act.”
Red flashed across Y/N’s vision and she stormed towards him. With a flick of her wrists, the ropes that bound her flew away. In an instant, she was upon the king, with her hands around his throat.
Y/N could feel his faltering breaths and steady pulse beneath her fingers. She stared at his face, up close she could make out the way the flecks of light fell upon his visage. The corners of Cyno’s lips pulled into a smirk as he pulled Y/N closer to him, dragging his hand across her thigh. She fell upon his chest and heat rose to her face, but her resolve remained set in determination.
“My, doesn’t this remind you of old times, Y/N?”
Y/N ignored his snarky remark and tightened her grip on Cyno’s throat. At that instant, the air surrounding them crackled with electricity and a surge of pain ran through Y/N’s body.
She hissed, pulling away. Cyno grabbed Y/N’s face, forcing her to meet his gaze.
“Look at me, Y/N.”
She adamantly refused to meet his eyes, outright wrenching her face away from him.
“I said, look at me.”
Y/N forced herself to meet his piercing stare, teeth grit. “Get your hands of me, I’m not some concubine of your court. If you want to kill me, fight me like a man of honour without these silly games.”
“If I’d wanted to kill you, I could have done it long ago. Besides, don’t be silly, since when has there ever been any honour in between us?”
“Then what do you want from me?”
“You.”
Y/N’s eyes went wide before narrowing in suspicion. “Don’t think I’d fall for that again, we’ve already done this charade before.”
“Don’t act as if you were innocent, you tricked me too. You were going to sell me off to the rebels.”
“Even more reason for me to not believe a single word that comes out of your mouth.”
“We’ve betrayed and fought and killed for each other, to find each other. No one has seen you the way I have and we both know there’s no equal for us both other than ourselves. I want you, I need you and if you run away now, I would burn the world to find you again.”
All the possible words that could have escaped from Y/N’s mouth were stolen from her. Taking advantage of the temporary shock, Cyno caressed her face; something akin to affection in his touch.
Y/N felt herself getting lost and Cyno brought his face closer to here, his breath fanning across her face. “You love me Y/N, you can’t hide it from me.”
“If there’s one thing you should have realised from knowing me, Cyno, love and hate are two sides of the same coin.”
“Then let me love you, let me have you for as much as I desire.” The king whispered, running his fingers through Y/N’s hair.
“How long would you need to satiate your desire?” The thought escaped from Y/N's mouth against all sense of rationality.
“An eternity.” Cyno replied, steadfast in his answer
“Then show it.”
“Show what?”
“Show me how much you need me.”
Without a single word, Cyno closed the gap in between them, colliding his lips onto the lips of the woman before him; his sworn enemy, traitor, criminal and the thief who’d stolen away all his common sense.
The kiss was frantic as Y/N straddled Cyno’s lap and pulled his hair causing the king to whimper. It was a mess of passion, fury and desire.
Y/N pulled away, lips red and panted. Cyno raked his eyes across the body of his sole betrayer, heart thumping in his chest.
“Be mine.” He proclaimed, voice loud and clear as it rang across the throne room. “Be my queen and I would serve at your feet.”
Y/N grabbed Cyno's head and slammed the back of his head against his throne. "I would rather die. Every single time you sit upon this throne, don't forget that this kingdom will always be mine and I won't rest until I reclaim it and have your head mounted upon a spike."
Cyno groaned, vision blurring and at that moment, all he could see was her face and the fire that flashed in her eyes. "I wouldn't expect anything else. I could only meet death by your hands."
Y/N turned on her heel and ran swiftly outside of the castle, her hair flying behind her.
Cyno didn't attempt to stop her, but remained glued to his throne and not a single command for her capture uttered from his lips.
He knew that she would be back for more, to continue this relentless game of cat and mouse that never seemed to tire the both of them.
Yet, why did his heart seem to sting with a sense of betrayal? There was no way that she would allow herself to succumb to his temptations, she was far too calculative for that.
So why had he been the fool to give his heart to a woman desperate to shed his blood?
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin fanfic#genshin x reader#cyno x reader#genshin cyno#enemies to lovers#genshin angst#genshin romance#genshin au#royal au#genshin royal au#cyno x y/n#cyno x fem!reader#thirsty
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Deliciously dark! Aemond x oc (snowfalls, chapter 2: Firsts)
CONCEPT: After murdering your family for being mean to Aemond and Aegon,(the words "Keep your incestloving cock away from my daughter or ill chop it off'' were mentioned by your father when Aemond proposed to you)) also, your father re-swearing to pledge for Rhaenyra, also your father refusing their allieance You are now trying your best to stop the sacking/pillaging of your own home and are wed to Aemond, becoming his property. You'll consumate your marriage to him but he is not very kind to you.
WARNINGS: NON-CON, FORCED MARRIAGES, DARK!AEMOND, MENTIONS OF IMPRISONMENT, MURDER, SELF-DEFENSE, MENTIONS OF INCEST, MENTIONS OF ABUSE, MENTIONS OF CHILD-ABUSE AND SMUT. Mc does not enjoy herself at first but becomes aroused anyway, but once the pleasure is done she cries herself to sleep its all terribly depressing, really-
Hubby looks pleased that he has a wifey now, though wifey is annoying him.
Bertha understands she is next. 'They slaughtered everyone, my lady. You're the only one left. Your brother, your mother and your father are gone.' She quickly tells you when Aemond coldly closes in on you two. 'I won't let you get the satisfaction of telling her first!' She roars out to him.
He just raises his brows. 'I will experience different firsts with her. Many more enjoyable firsts.' He promises her. Your blood turns cold. Your body freezes. He smiles and touches your chin. 'Be a good girl and watch. If you won't I will kill another girl too.' He takes his time, selecting a much sturdier knife.
You don't even want to think of a world without Bertha. 'Stop! Stop I'll marry you.' You quickly blurt and promise before he can cut her. 'I will let you have access to our house and whatever else you may need-'
It's a pathetic attempt. A worthless one even. He already has your house. He already has you. Why would he bother? 'I'm afraid that that offer is off the table. You'll marry me anyway, darling. You won't have much of a choice. This woman killed my best friend in the army. She deserves to die. Unless, perhaps...' He sighs. 'I can be swayed by a pretty face?'
You understand. 'Please don't kill her.' He laughs. 'Where I'm from, people beg on their knees.' You feel ashamed and sink to your knees before him.
He smiles pleased. He pets your hair and leans in closer so he can even kiss you if he wants. You will let him do that. For Bertha. 'This is precious. You don't know what I want, do you?' He narrows his one eye smirking. You don't have the power or the will to tell him no. You are clueless.
You think it is a power play. Bertha sobs. 'For me to beg?' You ask with a little voice.
He grins shaking his head. 'For you to serve.'
'That does mean, sadly for our friend that her time has come to an end.' He gestures for the guards to take her away.
--- You are still in your wedding gown. Aemond is cleaning and sharpening some weapons of his. He took the second-best bedroom in the house, and you were thrown on the bed. You are still weeping and softly sobbing, trying to process it all.
You felt so brave but now that you are alone with him, you are terrified. He snaps his fingers, pointing to the space before his feet. You keep sitting on the bed, nervously polishing your sigil ring. There is blood in the curves of the metal. It was Aemonds gift to you. He tore it from your father's cold dead fingers, that's what he said.
It is custom to now consummate your marriage with the prince.
Yet you are terrified. 'Do they do things differently in the North? Shall I ask for a sheep to be brought in?' He remarks when you still haven't obeyed and rushed to his side.
'Why don't you invite your sister? You Valyrians are very fond of each other, that's what I've heard.' He comes closer and you feel very proud of his angry face.
He hits you. You fall on your side and feel your fresh burning cheek with tears burning. 'You can't. I'm your lady. You vowed to protect me.' You are shocked and tear up like a little girl.
He just sighs and starts touching your long hair. 'I am protecting you, from your own stupidity. If the king heard such a thing, his punishment for you would be worse than mine.' He promises you. 'Now, don't ever talk about my family again.' He grabs your legs and pulls you to him. He rips your skirts and corset to shreds. You try to cover yourself with your legs but it doesn't work.
He looks at your body. He takes it all in when you cower. 'It is not a requirement. We can pretend we did it and just go to sleep-' you try. You have to. You don't want this. You are not ready.
He leans in closer. 'You would like that, wouldn't you?' He grins and you tremble. 'I did so much effort for you. I killed for you. I put effort into making you my wife.' He makes it sound like he was doing you a favour by killing your family.
He gets on the bed, lurking like a wolf who sees a delicious lamb. You feel your hair stand up and get chills all over your body.
In an instinct, you push him off you and to the ground. He stumbles back surprised by your strength. 'I can get rough too.' He warns. He grabs you. He throws you on your front with your face on the mattress. You feel him squeeze your behind before he firmly smacks down on it, quickly and harshly.
He bites out when hitting you. Spanking and humiliating you. You are spread like a whore and he is still displeased. He laughs when touching your red irritated cheeks. 'Your father spoiled you too much. Tell me, how much did he spank you? How many times were you taught and prepared for your future husband?'
You feel him pet your behind and hold back tears. You won't cry like a baby again. You will endure this. 'None. Daddy would never get violent. Never. Not to mother not to me not to Brand. To no one.' He is a better man.
Aemond makes a scoffing sound unimpressed. 'That explains a lot. I suppose tonight is full of exciting firsts for you?' He chuckles lowly and his hand softly slips from your behind to your entrance. You press your legs together to avoid his fingers going inside you. 'You look nice and tight. Has anyone ever fucked you?' He whispers when sucking on your neck.
You shake your head. He forces you to relax and pulls you against his chest. His hands part your legs and you whimper before he has even touched you. You look away from him, focusing on the room instead of his hands or face. You feel him taunt and torture you by slowly making his way down to between your legs. When he is there he grabs your folds and gently touches them very quickly nearly rubbing them. Your body reacts unpleasantly. Your nipples harden and you become wet.
'That's a good girl.' He praises you and kisses your neck with a growl. Something unexpected happens and you moan unexpectedly. He chuckles warmly. 'It's good hm? I heard stories about Northen girls. You know what they love more than being dominated?' You never knew women liked that. Women are often too strongminded to get dominated but you are easy to break.
You shake your head. 'A good cock or tongue down their cunts. I bet you would taste deliciously sweet like a forbidden Berry. I bet I could make you squirt just by licking your entrance. You are a maiden. You are starving for attention.' To prove his point, he grabs your cunt and roughly rubs it before sliding a finger in slowly. It feels very small and weird.
You want to buck your hips. You want to get it deeper. It needs to be rougher. Faster. You whimper. Your body wants it but your mind can't forgive him. He sucks off his fingertip. 'Mhm. I was right. Such a sweet little cunt.'
'What will happen to me when this night is over?' You know it's either he will allow you to live or he will kill you.
He decides on it rather quickly. 'You'll come back with me to King's Landing. You'll remain my wife and You'll give me an heir.' An heir. You didn't even think of the possible consequences of this action. Laying with him has that consequence. You want to quit right away. You are not ready to make and have babies yet.
You try to change his mind. 'For what? Aren't you second in line?' You ask. 'Why do you need heirs?'
He bites his lips. 'More like 4th.' 'I need heirs. Perhaps a child will make you accept your new situation sooner too. Motherhood would look great on you. I hope I can get you pregnant this very night. The baby will be here within a few months.' He pets your belly with a cruel smirk.
He has to understand. He has to. 'I'm not ready to become a mother yet. I have so many dreams and wishes-' You try but Aemond laughs in your face.
He just shrugs. 'A good wife knows when to give up her wishes and follows the wishes of her husband instead. Unless she is fond of punishment.' He adds threatening.
You lower your head much to his pleasure. 'Can I bring some things when we go?' You know you won't make it back home ever again.
'Depends. What is it?'
You feel embarrassed but tell him. He won't approve of it otherwise. 'A stuffed plush. I-I can't sleep without it. I had it since I was born. It was made especially for me. Please, let me keep it.'
You expect to hear him laugh. Instead, he just raises a brow and keeps staring you down until you look away. 'I'll think about it. I don't like the idea of my grown wife sleeping with a stuffed toy.'
He is done talking and goes back to fucking your body with his hand. It doesn't matter that your mind finds him a horrible killer. Your body appreciates him.
After a few moments, you feel yourself become slick and the movements go smoother and rougher. 'I think you're wet enough. It can be better but it's enough. Do you know what will happen?' He asks.
You feel vulnerable and worthless. 'No.'
'This is when you take off your husband's pants and his belt.' He patiently folds his hands on his back. You look at the leather black trousers and carefully lay your hand against his crotch, searching for the end of the belt.
You undo it and gently lay it on the bed. You wait for him to have mercy and to take off his pants himself. Instead, he guides you to his pants and places your hands on his hips. You are spanked and you growl.
'Be careful, or I might give you a whipping with it.' You blush before carefully pulling down his pants. You even fold his clothing for him. He grabs your hands, and one of them is forced to touch what's between his legs.
You are amazed by it. It's big and red and swollen. Your hand circles around it, and he forces you to tighten your fingers and slowly keep rubbing him. You see it becomes a delicious red thing that erects.
Your head is pushed down. Your legs are spread and with an animalistic groan from your husband, he enters your innocent body taking your maidenhead. As soon as he is inside you, you feel full. You want him out. It's too much and he is not gentle. You hear his groans and grunts and feel his strength when he is grabbing you to keep your body rocking. He is roughly fucking you, nearly to the point where black and purple spots cloud your vision. Your eyes close and your mouth produces a bit of saliva.
You buck back, and that makes it all go even deeper and faster. You let out a little cry of pleasure before hungrily fucking your husband back encouraging him to let him take you even harder. You moan as the cock slides in just right at the right possessive trust.
You are forced to look at him. You are pushed on your back this time. 'Scream, little wife. Scream your lungs out.'
You cry out, softly. The pleasure hits and you come crashing down so quickly. With another growl, you are grabbed and kneeling again. You are pinned down. Helpless and at his mercy. His trusts become rougher but you are ready. It's like a like switch has flipped.
You scream his name. You watch the cock as it leaves his body. It is dripping. 'Take a little lick.' He says with his raspy groaning voice. You curiously watch it before putting your fingers on the hanging, but still red and swollen cock. That such a thing can give such unholy pleasures. You almost want to hop on it again. You feel the cum as it sticks a bit to your fingers. You bring them to your mouth and take licks as he watches.
Your eyes nearly close. He smiles at that. 'Have I tired you out already? I have still so much more cum to fill your holes with. You haven't even sucked me yet.' He says and you honestly don't want to know what he is referring to.
You open your mouth to protest but are pushed back rough. 'On your back. I won't ask twice.'
It comes close to claiming you. Possessing you like a whore he paid for. He lives out his fantasies on your body and for the next eternity or so it feels.
'Are you done with me?' He grabs your chin and brings his fingers to your cheeks, wiping away tears and sweat.
'For now.' He says ominously. You give a nod, accepting that this will be the new normal for you. You liked some things He did, but not all of it. There is the issue of your body not being used to the rough treatment too at all. He pats your head like you are some pet.
You are tired but you don't allow yourself to fall asleep with Aemond next to you. It's not safe. You feel alone and scared. You turn on your side and look at the remains of your dress on the floor. You quietly sob.
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she did got a wedding dress.
Brienne will not get one.
just saying...
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YIPPIEEE NEW CHAPTER!!! READ ON AO3 HERE TW: doubt in god/questioning faith, child abuse, attempted murder. CHAPTER SIX POINT FIVE OBEY AND PRAY
Jonah was fast asleep, curled up in his bed, hugging his elephant plushie…
Adam stared at the boy from the crack in the closet door, where the hinges met one another. He held the plush that Jonah had given him and took a deep breath. It was foolish of Jonah to have willingly let him inside his room… His home. Now it laid dormant, waiting for the right time to strike…
Adam’s hands were quivering, he let out a shaky breath…It was only about a matter of time…He had to do this… This is the only reason why he was still alive.
Why was he so hesitant?
Its victim was vulnerable…all it had to do was kill him… Adam had hardly known the boy…So why was he so conflicted?.. Yes, Jonah has treated him with kindness and patience…,but he didn’t get sent here to be treated like an individual.
He opened the closet door, and it creaked softly. Adam stood up, his legs felt like jelly as he made his way to the sleeping boy. Long, sharp claws brushed against each other as it grew out of his pale fingers. He could feel his right hand grow in size as he stood over Jonah. Adam stared at Jonah, his eyes black as the void and pupils white as the abyss. He moved his clawed gray finger towards Jonah’s neck…This was it…If he just killed him now…Adam would be free…The Angel…that...sick, twisted angel…would finally free his soul…
But…that would mean Jonah would be gone…
The Angel would talk to Adam about his kind, speaking of the trapped souls that would forever be tortured for their foolishness…For having a speck of humanity still in them.
The Angel knew all and saw all. Adam knew very well that The Angel was looking at him right now. The Angel would punish him… put him in that stupid chair and have him stare at that… t.v for hours….maybe even days, months…until he had learned…how to be the perfect sheep… There is a name that humans use for his kind, alternates…Well, The Angel called them Sheeps and Lambs… Adam was a lamb, the most weak and expendable… His types were being programmed and learning how to be the ‘perfect sheep’ for The Angel’s army… Adam wasn’t weak… and he wasn’t stupid either. A deal was a deal and he had struck one with The Angel…
But was it fair?...For Jonah that is…He had welcomed Adam with open arms, offering him food, juice, a place to sleep and friendship… even at the cost of his own safety… Killing him now, and forcing him to suffer in the endless void that is death… No…Adam couldn’t.. It wasn’t fair… No one should suffer like this. No one should have to question their faith in others and have to be torn away from their families at such a young age… Adam knew that feeling all too well.
He brought his shaky hand back to his side and felt it size down back to normal…His breathing was shaky, and he could feel tears going down his face. A wave of dread and shame crashed down against him. He stood there continuing to stare at Jonah as tears streamed down the sides of his pale face.
“Mhpm…Adam?...” Jonah had stirred awake, the feeling of Adam staring at him had forced him to wake up.
Adam didn’t say anything. He looked at Jonah with slight fear, stepping back slightly.
“Hey,..It’s okay,..did you have a nightmare?...” Jonah muttered, his voice still coated with sleep.
He looked at Adam with a sad, yet concerned look in his eyes.
“Do you want a hug?...Momma always gives me hugs when I have a nightmare…” Jonah smiled softly and sat up, letting his legs dangle off the side of his bed.
Adam looked at Jonah, and nodded his head. He hadn’t had a hug in a long time, and he wasn’t the biggest fan of touch…But he was scared..not just for himself, but for Jonah too. The Angel knew that Adam had failed to do what he was meant to do…
The Angel would send someone for him… if The Angel was feeling merciful that is…
Adam promised that he’d get the job done, but not yet. He wasn’t ready.
Jonah stood up from his bed and walked over to Adam, wrapping his arms around Adam’s thin frame.
Adam slowly brought his arm up and hugged Jonah back. He felt the warm tears run down his face as he held onto Jonah… He didn’t want to hurt Jonah… He didn’t want to kill him…
“Are you feeling better?..” Jonah released himself from the hug and looked at Adam.
Adam sniffed and rubbed his eyes, nodding. He didn’t feel like talking.
Jonah smiled softly.
“Here let’s get you back to bed,..I don’t want Pops or Momma to hear me..” He whispered and held Adam’s hand.
Adam nodded again and used his thumb to rub Jonah’s hand. He liked how smooth and soft Jonah’s hand felt. He felt safe, yet he knew that he was never safe.
Safety was an illusion. It was a term that humans made up so they could imagine that there wasn’t something constantly looming over them, determining their time of death. God wasn’t with them. God had left them a long time ago, and he’s never coming back.
Jonah led Adam back to the closet, and sat down on his knees.
“Here, lay down Adam,” Jonah smiled at the blonde boy.
“Don’t worry,...you’re safe,” Jonah squeezed Adam’s hand in reassurance.
Adam nodded and layed back down. He could feel The Angel loaming over him, proving Jonah wrong. He closed his eyes as Jonah covered him with the blanket and rested Zoomie next to him. Jonah stood up and went back to the comfort and safety of his bed.
Safety wasn’t real. There was always someone there.
Waiting.
“Good night, Adam,...”
Listening.
“Don’t let the bed bugs bite,”
Watching.
Can you see it?
Can you see him watching over us?
Open your eyes, Jonah.
I hope you like your new best friend, because he likes you too.
How sad.
Cesar looked at Adam with fear as Adam stood in front of a static filled t.v.
“ADAM WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?.....WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?.... WHERE IS HE….” END OF CHAPTER SIX POINT FIVE, OBEY AND PRAY
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Asa’s Changes
1 The Spirit of God entered Azariah son of Oded. 2 Azariah went to meet Asa. Azariah said, “Listen to me, Asa and all you people of Judah and Benjamin. The Lord is with you when you are with him. If you obey the Lord, you will find him. But if you leave him, he will leave you. 3 For a long time Israel was without the true God. And they were without a priest to teach them and without the teachings. 4 But when they were in trouble, they turned to the Lord again. He is the God of Israel. They looked for the Lord and found him. 5 In those days no one could travel safely. There was much trouble in all the nations. 6 One nation would destroy another nation. And one city would destroy another city. This happened because God troubled them with all kinds of trouble. 7 But you should be strong. Don’t give up, because you will get a reward for your good work.”
8 Asa felt brave when he heard these words and the message from Azariah. Azariah was the son of Oded the prophet. So he removed the hated idols from all of Judah and Benjamin. And he removed them from the towns he had captured in the hills of Ephraim. He repaired the Lord’s altar that was in front of the porch of the Temple of the Lord.
9 Then Asa gathered all the people from Judah and Benjamin. He also gathered the people of the tribes of Ephraim, Manasseh and Simeon who were living in Judah. Many people came to Asa from Israel. They came because they saw that the Lord, Asa’s God, was with him.
10 Asa and these people gathered in Jerusalem. This was in the third month of the fifteenth year of Asa’s rule. 11 At that time they sacrificed to the Lord 700 bulls and 7,000 sheep and goats. Asa’s army had taken these animals and other valuable things from their enemies. 12 Then they made an agreement. They promised to obey the Lord with their whole being. He is the God their ancestors served. 13 Anyone who refused to obey the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be killed. It did not matter if that person was important or unimportant. It did not matter if that person was a man or woman. 14 Then Asa and the people made a promise before the Lord. They shouted with a loud voice. They also blew on trumpets and sheep’s horns. 15 All the people of Judah were happy about the promise. They had promised with all their heart. They looked for God and found him. So the Lord gave them peace in all the country.
16 King Asa also removed Maacah, his mother, from being queen mother. He did this because she had made an Asherah idol, which the Lord hated. Asa cut down that idol and smashed it into pieces. Then he burned it in the Kidron Valley. 17 The places of worship to false gods were not removed from Judah. Asa desired very much to obey the Lord all his life.
18 And Asa put the holy gifts that he and his father had given into the Temple of God. These things were made of silver and gold.
19 There was no more war until the thirty-fifth year of Asa’s rule. — 2 Chronicles 15 | International Children’s Bible (ICB) The Holy Bible, International Children’s Bible® Copyright© 1986, 1988, 1999, 2015 by Thomas Nelson. Cross References: Exodus 22:20; Exodus 34:13; Leviticus 10:8; Numbers 11:26; Deuteronomy 4:29; Deuteronomy 13:6; Deuteronomy 31:17; Joshua 1:7; Joshua 1:9; Judges 5:6; 1 Kings 12:28; 2 Kings 11:17; 2 Chronicles 4:1; 2 Chronicles 8:12; 2 Chronicles 11:6; 2 Chronicles 14:6-7; 2 Chronicles 14:13; 2 Chronicles 14:15; 2 Chronicles 16:1; 2 Chronicles 16:9; 2 Chronicles 17:6; 2 Chronicles 23:16; Psalm 98:6; Psalm 119:10; Jeremiah 25:32; Ezekiel 37:16; Zechariah 8:10; Matthew 24:7; John 18:1; James 4:8
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Unfortunately that streamer max dood still thinks Rebirth should get goty 🙄 he's gonna command his army of followers to vote for it and it's so stupid to me, how people can't think for themselves and always follow whatever the streamer says. I like to watch his streams sometimes but his opinion about Rebirth being goty annoys me so much 🙄🙄🙄
That sounds so fucking toxic.
I'm sorry but if people would rather be sheep and obey someone else's opinion just to make them feel powerful and "be right" than vote for what they think is the best game based on their experiences of it then it's no win at all.
I honestly don't think rebirth deserves it when compared to the other potential nominations. Whether the deck gets stacked by manipulating the nominations and putting it against games it's obviously better than is something else and best left to conspiracy theories after we see the line up lol.
I'm not saying it has no genuine chance of winning, especially when you consider how the other nominations could split the vote which would give rebirth the edge of a solid majority voting for it with its preexisting fandom over isolated gamers going for the other options, but idk, it's just very meh as an entry. The story is mostly filler with a couple good character arcs, and I've said the same thing about disc 1 of og, and aside from the nostalgia angle and some other good concepts it really isn't hitting it all the way for me.
There's just better, more deserving games out this year...but tell that to the twitter weebs who refuse to accept any opinion other than cultish adoration of every aspect 🙄
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GOD DISCIPLINES, THOUGH HE IS MERCIFUL 2
17 THEN Jeremiah said to Zedekiah, “THIS is what the LORD GOD of Heaven’s ARMIES, the GOD OF ISRAEL, SAYS: ‘IF YOU SURRENDER to the BABYLONIAN OFFICERS, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL LIVE, AND THE CITY WILL NOT BE BURNED DOWN.
18 BUT IF YOU REFUSE TO SURRENDER, YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE! This city will be handed over to the Babylonians, and they will burn it to the ground.’ ”
19 “BUT I AM AFRAID TO SURRENDER,” THE KING SAID, “for the Babylonians may hand me over to the Judeans who have defected to them. And who knows what they will do to me!”
20 JEREMIAH replied, “YOU WON'T BE HANDED OVER TO THEM IF YOU CHOOSE TO OBEY THE LORD. YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARED, AND ALL WILL GO WELL FOR YOU."
Jeremiah 38:17-20 (NLT)
* An average Believer wants to prove to the people outside the church that he or she is strong, that being born-again does not mean being stupid.
- Thus a Believer want to fight for their right, and want to be assertive when talking, that people might not look down on them. Especially If the Believer is a person of means or substance. But that is not Jesus' teaching.
- Believers are likened to sheep. The significance of this is, sheep are vulnerable, liable or open to attack; they cannot defend themselves, they rely and depend on the shepherd, And the LORD Jesus is our Shepherd: "THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD; I SHALL NOT WANT" (Psalm 23:1 NKJV).
- Believers dependents should be on Christ Jesus, God, for whatever they need; protection, provision, sustenance, vengeance, and whatever.
- There are other animals; lions and other ferocious ones that can sustain or defend or fight for themselves, but sheep could not; Thus they need the Care of the shepherd—Jesus Christ.
- God does not want Believers to live independently of Him! He wants us to look up to Him for every help, whatever the need might be.
- Even what you know to do, God still wants you to Acknowledge Him and not lean or depend on your own understanding (Proverbs 3:5,6).
* Some people, Believers, see what is being taught in this piece as a weakness or stupidity, but It is the Word of God.
- You can only have Rest when you live in line with the Word of God, the Bible. IT is when you do or live the Word that God can intervene, or be involved, or be interested in the matters of your life.
- Some women want to get back at their husbands when they offended them, by nagging and fighting, and make the atmosphere of their homes not conducive; when the Bible actually says they should approach such situations differently: "A WISE WOMAN BUILDS HER HOME, BUT A FOOLISH WOMAN TEARS IT DOWN WITH HER OWN HANDS" (Proverbs 14:1 NLT).
4 THESE OLDER WOMEN MUST TRAIN THE YOUNGER WOMEN TO LOVE THEIR HUSBANDS AND THEIR CHILDREN,
5 TO live WISELY and be PURE, TO WORK in their HOMES, TO do GOOD, and TO be SUBMISSIVE TO THEIR HUSBANDS. THEN THEY WILL NOT BRING SHAME ON THE WORD OF GOD."
Titus 2:4–5 (NLT)
- Apostle Peter says through Submission a woman can bring her husband to repentance:
1 IN the same way, YOU WIVES SHOULD YIELD TO YOUR HUSBANDS. Then, IF SOME HUSBANDS DO NOT OBEY GOD'S TEACHING, THEY will be PERSUADED to BELIEVE without ANYONE'S saying A WORD to THEM. THEY WILL BE PERSUADED BY THE WAY THEIR WIVES LIVE. 2 YOUR HUSBANDS WILL SEE THE PURE LIVES YOU LIVE WITH YOUR RESPECT FOR GOD" (1 Peter 3:1–2 — New Century Version).
- But an average woman today wants to fight the husband If she believes she is being hurt or mistreated. A woman said If her husband says one word, she would say two. If the man is done talking, she would still be talking; gabbling or ranting. That is lack of submission!
- If it was difficult for you to obey the written Word of God that teaches Submission; then you are indirectly telling God not to be involved in the matters of your life: home, businesses, career or whatever.
* God will use your mistakes to bring to fulfilment His plans in your life.
- God would work through what you did wrong, the mistakes you made which the devil would have used against you, and bring glory to Himself—If you Humbled yourself and repented and served whatever punishment He meted out to you.
- If the devil knew the crucifixion of Jesus Christ would lead to the redemption or salvation of the whole world, he would not have done it (1 Corinthians 2:8).
- God is not an author of confusion (1 Corinthians 14:33), and He would not tempt you with any evil (James 1:13,14); however, If you missed it or messed up, He would still help you out if you allowed or cooperated with Him.
WHAT the devil meant to use against you would be turned around and used for your blessings (Romans 8:28).
- When you Humble yourself to be disciplined by God, when you erred, He would forgive you, restore you, and through it work out your promotion.
- God promises to be with the Israelites whilst they are in the Captivity. If they submitted to the Babylonians, He would cause them to have peace in the land. ALTHOUGH, It was a Captivity, yet, His good hands would not depart from or leave them. God would make whatever yoke He approves, Easy (Matthew 11:29,30).
- It shows that even in the midst of chastisement or Discipline, God's love is still being expressed or shown to the submissive children. In other words, His goodnesses would still be enjoyed though you are under His punishment or chastisement.
* Now If a Believer has pride in him or her, you fail to Acknowledge your shortcomings, and you are not willing to be disciplined or corrected, and would not want to serve whatever punishment being meted out to you; that might lead to destructions.
- God through Jeremiah told Zedekiah the king of Judah to submit to Nebuchadnezzar the Babylonian king, and serve for the chastisement or Discipline of their Disobedience As a nation; but he did not (Jeremiah 38:17,18; 39:4-8).
- You are qualified for God's mercy only when you are willing, or you humble yourself enough to serve whatever punishment or chastisement He meted out as a result of your mess—mistakes.
- Let God have His way in dealing with you that you may receive His mercy. When you try to dodge God's dealings or chastisements, you would suffer terribly for It.
- Truth: the fact that God is good and merciful, and that Jesus has paid the price for our Sins; does not mean God would not chastise you when you disobeyed Him, according to His Word.
- A mature Believer who knows the right thing to do but did not do it would be disciplined, even If he or she asked for God's forgiveness (James 4:17).
- An act of disobedience or rebellion by a mature Believer who ought to know better would always receive a Discipline or chastisement. However, If the person, the Believer, had a repentant heart, the chastisement might not be much or too severe. But he or she would surely have a taste of the Discipline for what they have done wrong, that such might not be repeated again.
- If you always want to dodge or abscond the correction, Discipline or chastisement, of God; you might end up being a cast out in the divine programme of God—the place which He has prepared for you.
- Obedience is the major key to the walking in close communion or fellowship with God.
* God is a disciplinarian!
- God would not spare you when you erred, after you had known the truth (Hebrews 10:26).
- Remember, God is not chastising because He is wicked, but want to conform you to His image (Romans 8:29); be a partaker of His holiness (Hebrews 12:10). Thus, Submit to Him that you may be exalted and not be a regret (James 4:10).
* You will not fail in Jesus' name.
- Should there be any ailment in your body, receive your healing now in Jesus' name.
- What God has not planted in your body that is working against your health is cursed and uprooted in the mighty name of Jesus Christ.
Peace!
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1 Samuel 15: Saul Disobeys God's Instructions About The Amalekites
1 Samuel said to Saul, “I am the one the Lord sent to anoint you king over his people Israel; so listen now to the message from the Lord.
2 This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt.
3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”
4 So Saul summoned the men and mustered them at Telaim—two hundred thousand foot soldiers and ten thousand from Judah.
5 Saul went to the city of Amalek and set an ambush in the ravine.
6 Then he said to the Kenites, “Go away, leave the Amalekites so that I do not destroy you along with them; for you showed kindness to all the Israelites when they came up out of Egypt.” So the Kenites moved away from the Amalekites.
7 Then Saul attacked the Amalekites all the way from Havilah to Shur, near the eastern border of Egypt.
8 He took Agag king of the Amalekites alive, and all his people he totally destroyed with the sword.
9 But Saul and the army spared Agag and the best of the sheep and cattle, the fat calves and lambs—everything that was good. These they were unwilling to destroy completely, but everything that was despised and weak they totally destroyed.
10 Then the word of the Lord came to Samuel:
11 “I regret that I have made Saul king, because he has turned away from me and has not carried out my instructions.” Samuel was angry, and he cried out to the Lord all that night.
12 Early in the morning Samuel got up and went to meet Saul, but he was told, “Saul has gone to Carmel. There he has set up a monument in his own honor and has turned and gone on down to Gilgal.”
13 When Samuel reached him, Saul said, “The Lord bless you! I have carried out the Lord’s instructions.”
14 But Samuel said, “What then is this bleating of sheep in my ears? What is this lowing of cattle that I hear?”
15 Saul answered, “The soldiers brought them from the Amalekites; they spared the best of the sheep and cattle to sacrifice to the Lord your God, but we totally destroyed the rest.”
16 “Enough!” Samuel said to Saul. “Let me tell you what the Lord said to me last night.”
“Tell me,” Saul replied.
17 Samuel said, “Although you were once small in your own eyes, did you not become the head of the tribes of Israel? The Lord anointed you king over Israel.
18 And he sent you on a mission, saying, ‘Go and completely destroy those wicked people, the Amalekites; wage war against them until you have wiped them out.’
19 Why did you not obey the Lord? Why did you pounce on the plunder and do evil in the eyes of the Lord?”
20 “But I did obey the Lord,” Saul said. “I went on the mission the Lord assigned me. I completely destroyed the Amalekites and brought back Agag their king.
21 The soldiers took sheep and cattle from the plunder, the best of what was devoted to God, in order to sacrifice them to the Lord your God at Gilgal.”
22 But Samuel replied:
“Does the Lord delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices as much as in obeying the Lord? To obey is better than sacrifice, and to heed is better than the fat of rams.
23 For rebellion is like the sin of divination, and arrogance like the evil of idolatry. Because you have rejected the word of the Lord, he has rejected you as king.”
24 Then Saul said to Samuel, “I have sinned. I violated the Lord’s command and your instructions. I was afraid of the men and so I gave in to them.
25 Now I beg you, forgive my sin and come back with me, so that I may worship the Lord.”
26 But Samuel said to him, “I will not go back with you. You have rejected the word of the Lord, and the Lord has rejected you as king over Israel!”
27 As Samuel turned to leave, Saul caught hold of the hem of his robe, and it tore.
28 Samuel said to him, “The Lord has torn the kingdom of Israel from you today and has given it to one of your neighbors—to one better than you.
29 He who is the Glory of Israel does not lie or change his mind; for he is not a human being, that he should change his mind.”
30 Saul replied, “I have sinned. But please honor me before the elders of my people and before Israel; come back with me, so that I may worship the Lord your God.”
31 So Samuel went back with Saul, and Saul worshiped the Lord.
32 Then Samuel said, “Bring me Agag king of the Amalekites.”
Agag came to him in chains. And he thought, “Surely the bitterness of death is past.”
33 But Samuel said,
“As your sword has made women childless, so will your mother be childless among women.”
And Samuel put Agag to death before the Lord at Gilgal.
34 Then Samuel left for Ramah, but Saul went up to his home in Gibeah of Saul.
35 Until the day Samuel died, he did not go to see Saul again, though Samuel mourned for him. And the Lord regretted that he had made Saul king over Israel.
#Lord God Jehovah#Holy Bible#1 Samuel ch.15#Samuel#Saul#Israelites#Jonathan#Message#Anoint#King#Destroy#Amalekites#Disobedience#Regret#Dethrone#Disgusted#Disappointed#Delight#Obedience#Heed#Not Sacrifices#Not Offerings#Rejected#Reign Over#Death#Mourned
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My recovery password Vamerica4wheeldrive 🌈
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On another not you lay down with your hands by your head, thus fusing with the blue uptop, you do I am jesus to control Dario then scitz scitz scitz I am ac to shut up the woman and open the mind of whoever you desire to speak to and regulate as the static clears, when you get a text you'll know it's clear, also after youthdandruff 21america and 33pain, you instantaneous bond the idk/ogk with america old man in faith, starting present day back all the way relating to christ death and 600 understanding, pyramids, then man child, rev19, and just breeze the speculation of 10gs years centering like before back to America but Manchin rev 19, then you say scitz scitz scitz Ramen for the samurai and w.e. fav book you have and do I am ac, then end with blanco scitz*** power, amats formula, dream blade formula, injected into Jesus* cursing* formula med, healing miracle spread in the name of jesus formula prayer activation intellejente bud, then ending in ariel scar/seizure...2012 nde moment.....2012 prt2 nde moment...and gmgs, 1st gmg and 2nd go into and feed one another, 3rd and 4th gmgs is just 1 door or 1 light or a door that then lights up heaven light, as if your about to wake up in heaven with raw power hs, then you do ur not asking the right q with a song I like black and yellow wiz Khalifa, but also because the church is the "just", you add unto the scitz formulas triangle more power by believing in the books paper scitz I created to educate the church and in the song you substitute a word for Allah or something similar and fit it in, even bahai, then you imagine the wars sins poverty etc of the world for you are the light of the gentiles, then war against it with the ur not asking the right qs formula using military preaching Cia miracles blue Bible tyhomas and president friendship selfless sacrifice no greater love can a man have*, and just keep the triangle in mind even a.d. work out formula to send health and or increase the high meditation also buff the static, you just meditate and talk to people via text and grow move summon the cloud, as I do it it seems no 1 can read my true mind unless they get gay and tickle my buthole with their tongue literally 😂, and the smoke is awesome afterwards as well as the clarity and you just feel more complete having love in a fake world easier to do things and be yourself.
The more spiritual no matter how far if they don't sin according to God then it's a good land line if their star is shining bright
And you can summon multiple people then ask them to pray as you focus in, a great nutrient and faith power up, you'll find their all lonely old men wanting to hear from u and show love, parfuma.
Also think hands and Mike burns dream are 1
Remember in ariel gmg 5 25 150, then think in your not asking the right q jesus dividing the legion against the devil, all it is is bacteria, everything's divine they scitz themselves dividing the devils kingdom against itself, at the end of the day americas blessing the demon must *die to self and send w.e. to the final judgement*, also think in the q fat boy and little man japan nuclear bombs and how me and Jesus paid the price, when you say Jesus he looks down upon you comparing to himself in love, give him something to relate about that's serious like death aka radiation.
Also think gmg Jesus beer bud, and the 25c and 911 and mushroom bluff* relate, one sheep lost many fish but 1 big fish, 1000 100 10* 1. Be healed.
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06/02/2023 DAB Transcript
2 Samuel 19:11-20:13, John 21:1-25, Psalms 120:1-7, Proverbs 16:16-17
Today is the 2nd day of June welcome to the Daily Audio Bible I am Brian it is wonderful to be here with you today as we continue to get moved into this brand-new month and continue to take our steps forward together around the Global Campfire. And our step forward today leads us back into the book of second Samuel and the life of King David where…where Absalom's attempt, David’s son, his attempt to overthrow his father as the king of Israel has been thwarted. Absalom has died in the battle and David's in a conflicted position of incredible grief for the loss of his child, his son while needing to congratulate the army that saved his life and killed his son. So, let's pick up the story. Second Samuel chapter 19 verse 11 through 20 verse 13.
Commentary:
Okay. So, in today's reading we finished the gospel of John, which means that we have finished the portion of Scripture known as the Gospels, which means that if we’re checking off our days in the Daily Audio Bible app, we’ll get the Gospels badge. It’ll show up for us. We’ve completed a major portion of Scripture today that took us from the beginning of the year starting in Matthew and then Mark and then Luke and then today completing the gospel of John. Now obviously the Gospels are the stories of the life of Jesus and His ministry and what He taught and what He did. And, so, the way that this all comes in for a landing, and all comes to a close is a final scene, the final scene we will get with Jesus on earth in His earthly ministry. And it's back in the galley. And that's fitting. Like, I’ve been to Jerusalem many times and I’ve been to the Galilea many times and it is fitting. The Galilea is a beautiful place, serene. It's the place where they came from. So, this is where the scene opens and takes place and Jesus is cooking breakfast in this scene for His friends who have gone back fishing and have fished all night and haven't caught anything. And, so, they come back to shore. They can't tell who's on the shore and Jesus calls out, did you catch anything? And they’re probably thinking that He wants to buy some fish from them. They’ve just come in from fishing but they hadn't caught anything so they tell Him, no. And then He tells them cast your net on the other side of the boat which…which would ring familiar. They've heard that one before. He told that to them before. And they obey. And all of the fish come into the boat, like in the net, and they’re filled once again. And this scene that happened before when He was calling some of these disciples and He told them, cast their nets on the other side. And they got a hall of fish, and they brought it to the shore, and they left it there and followed Him. So, here in this last scene in the Gospels it happens again. Everything that they left to follow Jesus is restored to them in the boats in the nets and the come and have breakfast with Jesus. It's beautiful. And Jesus asks Peter if he love Him and Peter tells me he does. And Jesus tells him to feed my sheep. And He does it again and Peter answers again. And Jesus says…says essentially the same thing. And then He does it again a third time, do you love me. And the gospel of John tells us this…Peter’s hurt at this moment, like his heart is a little bit broken here that Jesus has to keep asking him. And he told Him, You know everything. You know everything. So, You know whether or not I'm telling You the truth. You know everything. So, You know I love You. And Jesus tells him to feed His sheep. And then the very very last seen leading to the very very last words of Jesus in the Gospels is really a riveting lesson for all of us that we should not only carry with us today, but we should carry with us from now on. This is the last scene in the Gospels. This is the last story that we get to experience. Jesus tells Peter, essentially, that later in life he’s gonna go where he doesn't want to go. And the gospel of John tells us that He's revealing to Peter the way he would die. And, so, Peter who has been confessing his love for Jesus, like has been trying to convince Jesus that he does love Him gets this news and then looks over at John, one of the other disciples, the disciple Jesus loved. He looks over at John and says what about him. What about him, Lord? Man, we’re in this story all of the sudden, this story of comparison of comparing ourselves to others lives and other stories. And Jesus steps right into it, answers the question for Peter, answers it for us with the riveting final words that the Lord says in the Gospels. If I want him to remain here till I come what is that to you? As for you, follow me. Those are the last words of Jesus in the Gospels, and that is a fitting way to send us off through the rest of the story in the New Testament as we move toward the book of Acts tomorrow. We are left with these words from Jesus, the final words we will hear in the Gospels from them. What is that to you? As for you, follow me. And, so, may we spend the day pondering and inviting the Holy Spirit to reveal what that is to us, that would keep us from following Jesus.
Prayer:
Jesus, we invite You into that. There are any number of distractions, any number of comparisons, any number of issues that can keep us from the path. And we are hearing these final words, and may they echo throughout our day, throughout this week, and may they echo throughout our lives - what is that to You? May we hear You saying that to us every time we reach a junction where we are about to be pulled in a direction that we should not go. May we hear You say, what is that to You. What is that to You, son? What is that to You, daughter? What is that to You? As for You, follow me. Come Holy Spirit into this we pray. In the name of Jesus, we ask. Amen.
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Wayside Chapel Daily Devotional 31st January 2023
Morning January 31
Exodus 4:1-2 1Moses answered, "What if they do not believe me or listen to me and say, 'The LORD did not appear to you'?" 2Then the LORD said to him, "What is that in your hand?" "A staff," he replied.
Moses was still worried about whether he would be accepted and believed. "What if…" We always have our "what ifs". They are usually a description of our fear and our lack of faith in God. What if we just trusted God and obeyed by faith? If we have to voice "what if" then turn it into a positive "what if."
God then pointed Moses to something already in his possession. "What is that in your hand?" What has God already given you? It is a useful instrument or a gift or talent, but when God anoints it for service to Him, it becomes supernatural. It was just a staff to guide sheep, but what if it becomes a rod to guide a nation? It will be an instrument that brings plagues on the enemy. It will be an instrument to part a sea and drown an army. It will be an instrument to strike a rock and bring forth water for a thirsty nation. It is just a staff. But when it is used as God directs, it will be God's own instrument to bring His intervention into the world.
And what is in your hand? What has God gifted you with? It may seem very ordinary, but what if it is yielded to God and used at His direction? It can become extraordinary.
Prayer: May the Lord turn all my "what ifs" into positive ones and the things He has given me into His instruments.
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Obey me Headcanon #12
So me and @asmobrim where doing our regular obey me discussions, When we came upon this revelation:
THE MC CULT SLASH FAN CLUB, I mean Mc is like a frikken legend by now they conquered the seven lords, mingle with the next demon king, and are extremely close to Barbatos who is like SUPER mysterious, along with having adopted an angel and are close to Simeon and protege of THE KING SOLOMON, While also having a Raccoon army that has totally fought lucifer that one time...
So This cult/Fanclub is formed from all demons and others from all the places the demon brothers have...well you know that each brother makes a tantrum that kinda destroys or wreaks havoc making a total mess of the area whether its hell's kitchen, the fall, ristorante six, etc And in school faculty alike who now don't have to deal with said brothers making it hard for students and teachers alike(fewer demons being eaten, scam, seduced beaten)
So just imagen this cult of random working jobs demons, teachers, and classmates who talk about their shared experience with THE MC saving the day or sighting, Lil D 2 bringing merchandise that Mc threw out or he took like a pencil or anything being fought or bought by said cult/club
The Logo is currently being discussed if it should be A sheep surrounded above the pacts of the brothers and dateables or...that picture of mc with Diavolo crown when they were ruler for a day
#obey me#obey me!#obey me! mc#obey me x mc#obey me mc#obey me x gn!mc#obey me x reader#obey me x gn!reader#obey me headcanons#trash raccoon mc#gremlin mc#gen z mc#Mc cult#mc fanclub#obey me brothers#obey me dateables#obey me little d#supreme ruler mc#asmobrim#sheep mc
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When Obi-Wan gets to AotC, there's also about two dozen Anakin clones on-site. They're all girls because... IDK Anakin is trans. They have a hive mind and are developmentally a few years younger than Anakin himself.
It's incredibly unsettling to Obi-Wan.
It's almost definitely a "fuck with Anakin's already fragile mental health" ploy by Palpatine, along with a "what if Jedi Black Widows, for me, a Sith Lord. Wouldn't that be neat? That would be neat."
Anakin is torn between "this freaks me out" and "GANG OF BABY SISTERS LET'S GOOOOOOO."
(I just finished reading Like Real People Do by glimmerglanger, so this is definitely inspired by that and the obligatory 'lay back in bed and daydream variations on plot points of that fic you just really enjoyed,' and also a little by Same Heart, Same Blood by loosingletters.)
They're physically like 14-16 on average, and Anakin's vibrating out of his skin with a million conflicting emotions, but when he tells Padme she's just like "oh, you have a handmaiden gang!"
I told this to @willowcrowned and she suggested:
Once Anakin decides to repress the part of him that’s weirded out and just regard them as baby sisters he gets. A little strange about it The first time one of them dies he may or may not slaughter every person he can [in response to Padme's comment] Anakin starts worrying that he needs to get them cool matching outfits
I also chatted about it with @firebirdeternal and they said:
Gang of Unsettling Smol Siblings is exactly the Karma that Anakin deserves
Do you think the Clones have a kind of Collective Name that they use at first that eventually just kind of morphs into a new last name? Skysisters or something? Like Palpatine was trying to be clever and name them like the Nightsisters.
I initially went with "functionally one person" hive-mind but I'm torn.
I think maybe they're BASICALLY one person on Kamino but drift into Separate Consciousness once they're far enough apart physically that their minds don't blend from proximity anymore.
Then they start Dating (like half of them are dating Fett clones because they grew up with these dudes, it's like childhood friends romance), and Anakin loses his mind about Protecting Them and They're Too Young.
Padme: You're nineteen and we just got married, they can date. Anakin: THEY'RE EIGHT. Padme: And the Fett clones are ten and dying for us in the field. Get them rights before you panic about their love lives.
Firebird:
it could be worse, one of them could imprint on Obi-Wan. "Anakin I promise I won't yell at you for the next five stupid things you do if you can figure out a way to stop this baby from having a crush on me" (I like the idea of Obi-wan bargaining not with "I won't be mad at you ever" because they Both Know That's Not True, and instead haggling with specific allowances. Like he's handing out Stupidity Coupons)
Please imagine Mace and Obi-Wan's personal responses to the idea of suddenly having to deal with not one, not two, but OVER TWENTY SKYWALKERS.
Plo is delighted to take one off their hands.
So is Yoda.
Willow:
Mace is like. okay suicide isn’t the Jedi way but on the other hand. i physically cannot deal with this Yoda: a skywalker, you say? one who is tall enough to reach the top shelf, you say? such a skywalker, bring me
Anakin would be given at least one because fuck you, suffer with us, but he's still a padawan so Ugh, fine, no.
I want to say one stays on Coruscant to hang out with the Guard, and ends up half-adopted by Padme. She keeps dressing up the Aniclone left with her in handmaiden outfits and sending selfies to Anakin.
"Hanging out with the little SiL!"
Anakin has so many issues about WHEN his genetic material was acquired.
And there's some confusion from the Fett clones about how much of a hive mind is normal for Jedi. They are confused that the answer is basically none, and "this is WHY nobody clones a Jedi"
ONE OF THEM STEALS BOBA FROM THE ARENA ON GEONOSIS.
Firebird:
"I have followed in our progenitor's footsteps and acquired a sibling." holds up a struggling Boba "He bites."
Willow:
Ooooo okay so if they have a sort of hive mind then they probably don’t have names other than their designations on Kamino right BUT When they SEPARATE The one that picks Boba up on Geonosis gets a name specifically for that. Okay what if the one Padmé picks up gets some variant on ‘pretty’ because she’s always being dressed up BELLE Maybe Yoda’s Ani has a name that means thief? Because obviously Yoda is using Anakin to steal sweets
So, to make the timeline work...
I don't think anyone would give Anakin one of his sisters until after he's knighted at least.
So obviously when they're doing initial placements none of the sisters go to him or Obi-Wan.
Once he's knighted, of course they're already all placed with someone, and Anakin instead gets Ahsoka. He loves Ahsoka. She is also a little sister. He said so.
At some point afterwards, one of the sisters is left without a place because the Master that was in charge of her died in the field battle.
That sister then gets placed with Obi-Wan, because he's already mostly-successfully raised one Skywalker, so he can do it again.
Anakin gets to hang out with her basically all the time.
Ahsoka is very very jealous of this girl stealing Anakin's attention.
Anakin is oblivious to the rivalry.
He asks Barriss to look after them while he's discussing Adult War Things with Luminara and Obi-Wan, and Barriss gets an eye into This Mess, which is quickly colored by Ahsoka growing a puppy crush on the lovely Miss Offee herself.
Firebird:
Ahsoka: Ah yes, my nemesis. Anisister: Ah yes, my new older sister whom I want to impress so bad.
"I will impress her by being Stoic and Competent" "Oh my god she must think she's so much better than me what a bitch"
Anakin is oblivious to most things to be fair Anakin: Laser focused precision fighting machine who can read the tiniest body movements and predict your moves seconds in advance, who also cannot understand even the most basic social nuance. I was originally writing this as to Dunk on Anakin but then I made myself sad, because none of those things are really his fault.
So you know that post about like, Sasuke and Brooding, specifically in the context of "Brooding" as it's used to refer to Nesting Chickens? Grouchy and protective and sitting on a tennis ball trying to hatch it because they're just. "These are my Babies." Anakin Broods. Baby sisters. Must protecc. "I'm actually fine and extremely deadly in combat." "MUST PROTECT."
Bad Guy: [catches Ahsoka in a Trap] Aniclone: Must rescue sister! Aniclone: [fights, is not winning fight, gets ouched] Ahsoka tearing her way out of Trap: I lived bitch. Also: stay the fuck away from her. [murders so hard]
Ahsoka catches the Protective Older Sib feels by the traditional method: "Hey, only I'm allowed to be mean to them."
Willow:
Oh Anakin has no clue what’s going on. He walks in on Ahsoka glaring at the Ani and is like!!! Little sisters!!! Bonding!!! When Ahsoka was about three seconds away from tossing her out of the airlock. Ahsoka mistakenly assumes that Barriss has a crush on the Ani, and gets even MORE jealous.
Obi-Wan is like oh god. I can’t take care of an Anakin going through puberty again. He’s great with periods and other stuff because he read about a billion books. He is TERRIBLE with everything else, as he was the first time.
Barriss is like???? YOU'RE BOTH CHILDREN, PLEASE CALM DOWN, I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN DATING ANYONE, LET ALONE SOMEONE YOUR AGE.
IDK how old Obi-Wan's Aniclone is, probably physically the same age as Ahsoka?
Per @atagotiak on discord:
Also something something, similarities btw Anakin and Obi-Wan where like. "Am I a parent? That seems uncomfortable, I'm too young to be a dad to a kid this age, I mean I'm cool with being a mentor/caretaker but..."
Obi-Wan can't even sidestep parenthood this time.
"Is Anakin basically your dad?" "Uhhhhhh" [Muffled discussion] "So Obi-Wan is your dad." "Okay!" "WAIT NO I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS"
Ahsoka: She's stealing my brother, that BITCH. Obi-Wan's Aniclone: new sister new sister new sister gotta make a good impression
Firebird:
I feel like the Sister Squad would make very effective interstellar espionage agents Even like, kind of by accident. They just get encouraged to branch out in their interests and figure out what they want to do with their lives and end up all over the dang place, and since they're all pretty dang competent they tend to gravitate towards Important Positions wherever they end up. Except for one sister who just retires to raise Space Sheep.
I like that in this AU Palpatine is just like "I will create an army of Loyal Murderers who will obey my every whim and also be a big psychological lever on my Other Pet Murderer," and then they all just Baby Duckling imprint on the first Jedi to be nice to them instead and he has to just be like "Wait no not like that."
AND one of them Steals Boba
I want Obi-Wan's Aniclone to start dating Fives. All the sisters judge her for it, because he's a Goof. A very competent, ARC Trooper goof! But a goof.
Not as goofy as Anakin, though.
Firebird:
Who expects a clone of Anakin Skywalker to not make questionable lifelong romantic choices impulsively?
#Anakin Skywalker#Ahsoka Tano#Obi Wan Kenobi#Disaster Lineage#Sheev Palpatine#Skeevy Sheev#cloning#Yoda#Mace Windu#Skysisters AU#trans anakin skywalker#Phoenix Posts#hive mind#Padme Amidala#Anidala
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What would happen if you leave them in the same room? Part 3
Part 1 | Part 2
Room 15
Dazai: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Fenrir: -ahem- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Mammon: Not bad, but AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Motonari: What are they doing?
Clavis: They fight to be the alpha
Room 16
Vicent: I made all of you friendship bracelets!
Luka: Uumm ... I thought we could have something to eat, so I made cupcakes
Beel: -munch munch- You guys are so nice
Mitsunari: This is very funny, isn't it Lord Ieyasu?
Ieyasu, who lost a bet against Masamune and is tied to a chair: Please kill me now
Uncomfortable Room 17
Kennyo:
Harr:
Jean:
Litch:
A cricket:
Room 18
Yves: I brought more desserts!
Jonah: I hate to admit that this Mille-feuille is delicious!
Nobunaga: How many pancakes did you eat?
Theodorus, with a stomachache: 35... and that's one fact I didn't want to know about me
Room 19
Sirius: You guys stay here
Zero: I'm not even from your army???? Where are you going?! Come back!
Luka: This room doesn't look too bad
Luke (Obey Me): Now that I have your attention, give me a chance to talk to you about Jesus
Isaac: Not again
Room 20
Napoleon: We can't make dinner if they don't give us ingredients
Yves: What are they waiting for? May the food magically appear in front of us?!
Obey Me MC, magically appearing: -confused sheep noises-
Luka: Impressive
Masamune, with a knife: Hi there!
Room 21
[at a dinner party but someone has been murdered]
Masamune: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?
Clavis: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine
Nokto: What about Mitsunari? Nobody ever suspects Mitsunari!
Mitsunari: Well what about Mitsuhide? He have a gun!
Mitsuhide: Masamune has a knife
Masamune: Yeah, for fun and cooking, not for murder! -stabs Nokto in the arm-
I was thinking of doing part 4 based on what you ask??
#masamune sus#ikemen incorrect quotes#obey me incorrect quotes#ikemen vampire#ikemen sengoku#ikemen prince#ikemen revolution#ikevamp#ikesen#ikerev#ikepri#ikemen#obey me#no sheep were hurt in this post#or not?
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