#Obey me Mc
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Solomon: You have exceeded all expectations, and your magical abilities surpass my own.
Solomon: At this point, you might no longer need me. However, if you don’t mind, I would still like to share my knowledge with you—
MC: Do you think I can recreate the wedding venue we planned a few years ago?
Solomon: ...
Solomon: MC, did you just ignore everything I said?
MC: Yes.
Solomon: ...
MC: *smiles* I couldn’t have achieved this without you, Solomon.
Solomon: ...
Solomon: I love you so much.
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I hate replaced!au so much(they break my heart 💔💔) that I want to see a prompt where that new one that was supposed to 'replace' MC, fails so miserably while trying to take their place. Think about it, imagine it. Wouldn't it be funny? If anything like this happens in canon, it's gonna go like this I am sure.
R/n : *coquettishly trip on air in front of Lucifer*
Lucifer : *raises a brow and continues his walk, ignoring them*
I actually want to see a fic like this. If this kind of fic already exists, kindly please tag me 🙏🙏 if there isn't then, writers pls kindly take this idea of mine and do your magic 🤭 don't forget to tag me tho— I wanna read it.
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Imagine that Mc, who makes fun of the brothers for being so dramatic when they don't see each other for a while, thinks that they are not like that when it comes to being away from them for a while. So for a reason like exam time, delivering a major project at work or whatever reason, Mc has to spend some time in the human world with hardly any contact with their demons. (If you like the temporality with respect to the original story this would happen after Mc can travel freely from one world to another, after season 4 of OM, when they gets used to being with their demons every day, even if it's only for 5 minutes).
One day
Mc: It is incredible that there can be so much silence and so much tranquility, ha, ha in the end this is going to be good for me.
Two days
Mc: Well, at this pace of work I'll finish ahead of schedule… not bad, but it's a little strange that nobody “bothers” you.
One week
Mc: *eating* I've made too much food… Beel is not here… well, I don't have to cook again for five days.
Two weeks
Mc: *sitting in the living room* How quiet…. what will they be doing?, I hope they didn't get into too much trouble….
One month
Mc: …
Mc: Damn, it's not normal to feel so sad if it's only been a month…*sighing* well I'm just as dramatic… I miss them…
Returning to the Devildom
Mc: *hugging the first demon they see*
Satan: Mc?
Mc: I missed you…
Satan: *blushing as he hugs them* Us too.
Mammon, Asmo and Levi appear running down the corridor and embrace Mc.
Mammon: You're back!!!!
Asmo: Oh, honey, I've missed you so, so much!!!
Levi: Don't go away again for so long ever, ever!!
Mc: *about to cry without understanding why* It's your fault!!! I can't live peacefully anymore if I don't have you around!!!!
Mammon: *moved* Mc!!!!
Mc: I hate you.
Asmo: We love you too, hon!!!
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I managed to fix my phone without losing my data!! 🎉 , so for a week I have been feeling a little bit like this, missing the guys, they are really part of my daily routine together with studying, work or doing chores, even if it's just 5 minutes to do the daily tasks. Anyway, all this to say that I'm back🩷.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"Bet It All On Black" [Unlocked Vers.]
LET'S START A WIN STREAK !! THANK YOU TO @catsinnamon FOR THE SECOND PART OF MY BIRTHDAY COMM !! Take Paula's hand for good luck!! I heard it boosts your odds of winning? If you can get past Mammon at least.
Humanity's Hope masterlist can be found here! Rambles and borderless under the cut!
[locked vers.]
HAHA here's the borderless version. It's like she's gonna take Mammon's hand 🥹 ALSO, notice the rings on her hand? I like to imagine Solomon's ring (index), if he had a secret message one, would have been a diamond. She cherishes those rings <3 though the polyship wedding bands will definitely be different hehe. For now, they're just fiance's
We won't get to see Solomon's card till next year, so I ended up going with having her demon features mixed with her human world outfit just like Mammon! Auggh she looks so pretty, I can't thank Sinna enough !!
Kinda embarrassing but Tumblr gets my sketches I sent Sinna. LOL NO JOKE I SAID "y'know how Sykunno covers his mouth when he laughs? Yeah. Paula too." Ajdjwj it's so crazy seeing all the artists I comm making my dreams/silly doodles a reality.
Anyway. Happy birthday to me and Paula! It's been the best birthday I've had in years. Thank you everyone 🥹 Love you guys
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Levi: Did ever struggle with being bi?
MC: Struggle? I am very good at it actually.
Levi: ơ_ơ
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I can imagine a teen MC going to Satan for help with their homework from the human world and he just… can’t do Highschool math.
Of course he can help with English and science, and obviously he’s good at history he was there when those things were happening.
All goes well until MC pulls out their algebra homework.
He tries to help, really he tries everything he can think of to figure it out… but he just can’t.
And it’s not because he can’t solve a simple algebra problem it’s just that the way math has been taught changed quite a bit since the last time he actually had to do any algebra.
He simply just can’t figure out what they want you to do from how the question is worded, and since when did they change the formulas?
Eventually he gets so stressed from it he ends up caving in and going to Lucifer.
Except he can’t solve it either. Of course he doesn’t admit he can’t figure out how to solve it, his ego would be wounded. But he does go on a slight rant about how it’s stupid that humans keep changing simple math.
Somehow the others get involved, and now you have seven demons crowded around your math homework trying their best to figure it out.
Even Belphie is awake and Levi came out of his room. Asmo calls Solomon, hoping he would remember something about Highschool math.
Except he hasn’t even been to Highschool… he’s lived so long that when he was born school wasn’t really a thing, and when it did become a more common thing he just kinda went to college then studied magic.
Somehow Solomon gets Barbatos involved along with Diavolo, and now the prince of the devildom is trying (and failing) to do a simple math problem meant for fifteen year olds. Simeon gets called over by Solomon, thinking that maybe he would know. But no, he hasn’t studied math since a couple centuries ago.
Now you have nine demons a human and an angel desperately trying to solve a math problem.
Eventually you just grab the paper away for a second and use photomath to get the answer. You decide that it’s better to leave them be after finishing the whole paper without their help, they’ll figure it out eventually.
-Yes this is inspired by the fact that I tried to help a younger cousin with her math homework and I felt so old since math genuinely changed since I was in high school. Seriously that was only like six years ago why did it change?
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(っ╹ᆺ╹)っ plz, in case no one has asked yet, the other obey me characters with a thembo? If you can't do all of them... At least Thirteen and Diavolo, thank you 💖✨💖✨💖✨
Obey Me! Side Characters With A Thembo!Mc
Tags: Side Characters x Reader (Diavolo x Reader, Barbatos x Reader, Solomon x Reader, Simeon x Reader, Luke x Reader(Platonic) Raphael x Reader, Thirteen x Reader, Mephistopheles x Reader), Fluff, Humor, Thembo!MC/Reader, Lighthearted, Can be read Romantically (for others except Luke) or Platonically, Misunderstandings.
[Obey Me! Brothers ver]
Diavolo loved your carefree nature. There was something refreshing about your innocence, like a ray of sunlight breaking through clouds. He’d be meeting with you in his office, and you’d be lounging on his couch, legs kicked up like it was your personal throne. He couldn’t help but smile every time you misinterpreted something he said with that look of unintentional innocence.
"Diavolo, how do I lift this heavy thing?" you asked, holding up a stack of papers that were almost taller than you. "It looks... heavy. I might need your muscles for this one."
Without missing a beat, Diavolo walked over to help, but there was a twinkle in his eyes. "You don't need to worry about lifting anything, MC. You are the strongest person I know," he said, lifting the papers easily with one hand.
"Are you sure? I mean, I guess I could try..." You puffed your chest out, only to trip over your own feet, falling into his arms.
"Here, let me help," he chuckled, carefully setting you down. "Just be careful next time."
Barbatos was as composed as always, but you brought out a bit of playful teasing in him that no one else could. His careful precision and your lovable lack of understanding always made for an amusing dynamic.
"Barbatos, I found the weirdest thing in the kitchen! It was like... a small round food, and I thought it was an apple, but it wasn’t?" you asked, holding up a strange, translucent item. "Do you know what it is?"
Barbatos chuckled softly, peering over his shoulder at you. "Ah, that would be a lychee fruit, MC. Not an apple. It's quite different in taste, but I imagine you'd enjoy it."
You blinked. "Huh... I thought it was one of those fancy apples from the human realm. Well, I’ll eat it anyway!" You bit into it with enthusiasm, your face lighting up at the sweet taste.
"You're always so full of surprises, MC," Barbatos said, his smile carrying a hint of affection. "Do take care not to confuse them next time."
Solomon often found himself both amused and exasperated by your antics. But when it came down to it, he had a soft spot for your honest nature. Even if you lacked the finesse for magic, you were always willing to try your best, even if you sometimes miscast a spell.
"Okay, MC, let’s try this simple spell again." Solomon instructed, as you stood with a determined expression, wand in hand.
"Right, right, I can do this!" you said confidently, despite the previous attempts having failed miserably.
You raised your wand, focused, and shouted, "Leviosa!"
Instead of lifting the object, the entire room seemed to shake, with the object glowing bright purple and floating in every direction. Solomon barely managed to catch it mid-air.
"MC..." Solomon sighed, his face both impressed and slightly concerned. "You do know that was a very complex variation of the spell, right?"
You blinked up at him, still smiling, completely unaware of the chaos you’d caused. "Oops... maybe a little too much?"
Solomon rubbed his forehead, chuckling under his breath. "You're impossible, but that's what makes you so fun to teach."
Simeon always tried to keep a calm, serene demeanor, but whenever he caught sight of your goofiness, he couldn't help but laugh. Your personality was pure sunshine, even if you were clueless to the social nuances around you. One time, you had tried to bake a cake for the others.
"You know, Simeon, I think I got the recipe right this time!" you said, holding up a cake that looked... interesting, to say the least.
Simeon peered at the lopsided cake with an expression of both surprise and concern. "Are you sure, MC?"
You grinned confidently. "Definitely! I followed the instructions! No way it could be wrong!"
Simeon bit his lip to suppress a laugh as he cut a slice. "Well, I admire your confidence... though I believe you might've misinterpreted the sugar for salt."
You blinked at the slice, eyes wide. "Oops. I mean... who knew salt could give cakes that... unique flavor?"
Luke adored you. Your simplicity and strength made him feel safe, like you were the protector in the duo, even though you often needed protecting from yourself. It wasn’t unusual for Luke to ask you for help with things, though you had a tendency to get distracted easily.
"MC, can you help me carry this basket of ingredients?" Luke asked, looking up at you with his wide, trusting eyes.
You grinned, eager to help. "Of course, Luke! This is totally my thing!"
As you grabbed the basket, you started to walk toward the kitchen, but... well, your attention drifted. A butterfly fluttered by, and you were off chasing it without a second thought, leaving Luke standing with the basket in hand, watching in mild confusion.
"MC?!" he called out. "You promised to help!"
You returned a few minutes later, out of breath, with the butterfly in your hand. "Look, Luke! I caught it!"
Luke chuckled, shaking his head, but still grinning. "You never stop, do you?"
Raphael’s patience was endless, and he appreciated how your straightforward nature complemented his own more reserved disposition. Though he would occasionally shake his head at your antics, he admired how you could be completely yourself.
"MC, do you need help with that weight?" Raphael asked one day as you were trying to bench press a surprisingly heavy set.
"Nope! I got it!" You responded, pushing with all your might. The barbell was barely moving. "This is easy! I just need to try a little harder."
Raphael stood nearby, arms crossed, watching. He couldn’t help but be impressed by your sheer determination, though he was definitely concerned about your technique.
“MC, might I suggest a different approach?” Raphael said calmly, walking over to assist you. “A little more control and less effort can sometimes be more effective.”
You let out a big sigh. “Guess I’m not as strong as I thought...”
Raphael chuckled, gently correcting your form. "You're strong, MC. But strength isn’t just about force; it's about balance."
Thirteen was always amazed by how you could be both the most brilliant and the most oblivious person in the room. You once tried to invent a device for cooking breakfast in bed but somehow accidentally turned it into a small nuclear reactor.
"MC, what in the world is that?" she asked, eyes wide with both curiosity and fear.
"Oh, this? Just a little something to help me make eggs and toast faster!" you explained, waving it off nonchalantly.
Thirteen sighed. "You know, MC, that is far more advanced than what anyone needs in a kitchen... You should probably step away before it explodes."
You glanced at her and smiled sheepishly. "Oops? Maybe I can cook with a regular stove next time."
Thirteen just grinned and patted your back. "It's so fun seeing you experiment, though."
Mephistopheles was one of the few who could tease you without worrying about getting overly frustrated, though you did manage to surprise him with your bizarre takes on life.
"You've been staring at that puzzle for hours, MC. Are you sure you're doing it right?" Mephistopheles asked, noticing you trying to put a jigsaw puzzle together upside down.
"Huh? Oh, I thought the picture on the back looked cooler." you said, tapping your chin thoughtfully.
Mephistopheles stifled a laugh. "Well, you're certainly... a unique one, MC. But if you flip it over, you might find it easier."
You smiled brightly. "Oh, yeah! I forgot about that." You flipped the puzzle over and immediately got to work, not realizing that your answer was the most logically simple one.
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Careful, here be wolves in sheep's clothing
or the story about a shepherd and their sheep
The Plains
Gender-Neutral Unnamed MC & All the Brothers
Tags: • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting • Mild blood & violence
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My device didn't crash this time, Anywayyss..
Close ups:
The brown haired fella is Harou.
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Mc appreciation post
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I need anything and everyone Barbatos PLEASE FEED ME
"You sure are something, aren't you?"
He bows respectfully, making you a cup of tea and gently placing it down on the table in front of you, placing a plate with a slice of his famous cake beside the teacup.
"Here you are. I hope everything is to your liking."
(Since you clicked on the "Keep Reading" thingy, I shall gift you a list all about your moments with Barbatos, luckily he made you some tea and a treat to consume while you are reading.)
Warning!!: Slight mature mentions near the end-ish.
During the start of your guys' relationship, (the acquaintance stage), he would most likely observe you every time he's around you, asking you small questions like; "Are you enjoying your stay in Devildom so far?" and "How may I be of service?"
Eventually, after noticing what you liked to eat during supper, and after a good month of observing the little things you do, he'd text you, asking if you'd like to join him in picking up groceries, wanting to spend some quality time with you, finding you interesting.
After your first outing together, he'd learn that he genuinely enjoys your company, and will ask you to go out with him more often, either to pick something up, or simply just to show you new places he thought you might like.
Once it reached the fifth outing together, he'd start to ask you more questions, wanting to get to know you better. Just a few for example;
"Do you have a favorite tea?"
"Do you enjoy sweet flavors? Or perhaps, spicy ones?"
"Would you tell me more about yourself?"
You reached the friend stage after a few months, this is when Barbatos started to make you your favorite tea and whatever pastries you loved once everyone got back to the house of lamentations from RAD.
During the friend stage he would ask how your day was everyday, and how you were doing in all of your classes, asking if you'd like any help with anything or if he could lend you anything to help you study.
During the weekends he would find time to hang out with you after all of his tasks were completed, while also making sure Diavolo maintained his schedule, of course.
The closer you two got, the more he would open up about things he liked, sliding in a compliment towards you at least once a day, commenting mostly on how smart, and how good of a listener you are.
As the end of the Devildom school year came along he would confess his feelings for you, his hands hesitantly cupping your facial cheeks in case you didn't feel the same, and whispering these sweet words to you;
"I don't know if you'll feel the same, and I'm afraid of ruining what we've worked so hard to achieve together... but Y/N... I... Find myself liking you more than I should... more than my own Lord even. I... I love you, Y/N. Please tell me... do you feel the same?"
When you say "yes" his lips part and his eyes widen, as if he were expecting the opposite of your answer, caressing his thumbs against your cheekbones. Soon murmuring just loud enough for you and you alone to hear; "may I place my lips upon yours?"
You two would interlock pinkies in public, but anytime the two of you were around people you both knew like Diavolo or the demon brothers, he would intertwine all of his fingers with yours, feeling more comfortable with these small actions around those he knew.
Behind closed doors, like in your room, he would do anything you asked, holding you close and always touching you gently, treating you as delicately as a rose.
If you said you wanted to take it to the next level he would be hesitant at first, asking you before trying anything, wanting to make sure it was okay. "Is this truly what you would like?"
When others were around you during the short amount of time he wasn't right beside you, he'd get jealous, not liking to admit it, and hiding it well behind a gentle smile. He'd take your hand in his and glance at the people you were once chatting with, kissing the back of your hand as he gazed at them with a firm expression. He wasn't glaring, but he was definitely showing them that you were his lover.
On your birthday he would make all of your favorite meals and desserts, also making your favorite tea and making sure every birthday was the day you most remembered.
After a full year together he would take you to the most beautiful part of Devildom, taking both of your hands in his and slowly kneeling down in front of you, gazing up at you with the most loving expression on his face
"Y/N... The past two years... I've grown a strong passion for you... and because of you I have more love in my soul than I ever knew was possible... will you do the honor of becoming my lovely wife/husband? I cannot picture my future with anyone else, and I truly love you... so... Will you marry me?"
When you agreed to become his wife, he would get up with wide eyes, wrapping his arms around you and giving you the best hug he's ever given you, shaking in happiness and giving you a deep passionate kiss on the lips after a few minutes of holding you.
The wedding had a full chapel, Michael being the priest, Lord Diavolo being Barbatos' best man, and whoever you wanted as your best man/brides maid. All of the demon brothers were invited, a long with Simeon, Luke, Raphael, Thirteen, and whoever else you wanted to be there.
After the wedding he would spend the whole night making love to you, and he couldn't keep his lips off of yours now that he knew you would be his wife forever and ever.
(For anyone that identifies as female); As you became pregnant with his child, he would do everything in his path to take care of you, making sure you were eating healthy, taking folic acid tablets, and even asking Lord Diavolo to grant him some time off so he could spend more time with you and make sure you're doing okay.
You're his highest priority and he would do anything to prove it to you, taking time off to spend with you, doing anything you asked, and making sure you were as happy as can be with him.
"I hope you enjoyed reading all of this."
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IS THE DATE FEATURE ON OBEY ME! PAYWALLED?!
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE.
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“I can’t believe ya”
“I said I was sorry!”, you plead, running after your boyfriend as he angrily stomps away from you, not even feigning a glimpse at you.
“I don’t wanna hear your excuses!”, Mammon exclaims, hurt written clear across his face. “Outta all people, I trusted ya! And look where that got me!”
“Mammon, please listen!”
“No! How could ya!”
“How could ya spill your drink all over the floor of my Demonio!”
You try just so, so very hard to hide your giggles, but how could you? Out of everything you’ve both been through, this is what he decides to get upset about?
“Mammon, it’s not that bad, really”, you try to reason, but the look on his face is getting severely more annoyed by the second, him recognizing your weak attempts at stifling your laughter.
“Not that bad? Not that bad?! Those are luxury carpets! I paid good money to have those installed!”
“And I paid good money for that milkshake…I’m disappointed I dropped it too…” and…
you can’t help it, you make a small honk, just teenie tiny squeak.
“You’re not sorry at all!”, he throws his hands up above his head. “You think this is funny, huh? Sure, it’s real funny, MC. You destroyed your first man’s pristine ride, hilarious!”
And oh Diavolo, he’s really, actually mad isn’t he?
And oh Diavolo, you can’t stop cackling can you?
“I-it’s just a stain Mammon! I’ll clean it! Gosh, you’re so worked up!”
“Clean it?! Or, you’re gonna do more than clean it! You’re gonna make sure my car is spotless, you little heathen!”
“Hey! No fair, I stained your carpet, not ruined your paint job!”
“And if it wasn’t for your butter fingers, my baby would still look just as good as the day I got her!”, he points his finger at you accusingly, crossing his arms after and huffing.
You both garner weird stares from the other residents of the House of Lamentation as you enter still arguing, with Mammon choosing to park outside the front door instead of his garage/loft hybrid. You pay no mind and continue your bickering as you both begin to walk towards his room.
"Ya gonna pay me back double- no, triple! Triple the cost of the cleanin' fee!"
"What! No way! I can't believe you would even suggest...", your voice fades away from the other's earshots the further into the house you get.
They exchange puzzling glances between themselves.
"What do you think that was about? A lover's quarrel?", Asmo asks, an indescribable sparkle in his eyes.
"Don't know, don't care. But, its best to leave them to it", Satan replies with a small shake of his head and a sigh, mumbling under his breath, "Two halves of a whole idiot."
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