#Obey Me Texts

[corvus-for-ddd]

[miki-lei]

Asmo: "Mc, What is your bodycount?"

*Mc thinks for a moment, sighing quietly*

Mc: "Uhh, i think about 237?"

Asmo: "wow, You never really seemed to be that type of person to sleep around"

*Mc turns to look at asmo, Their head tilting to the side in confusion*

Mc: "Wait, you meant sexual partners?"

[obeymecosmicvenus]

Two men simping over Mc and Luke is just over here like "MOMMYY YAYY!!"

[devildomwriter]

Y’all heard the man, headbutt this man as hard as you can

[anintrovertedechoe]

telling the brothers you want a baby

smau

afab reader implied in satan and asmo’s

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lucifer:

mammon:

leviathan:

satan:

asmodeus:

beelzebub:

belphegor:

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howd i do for my first smau it sounded fun so i thought id give it a shot !

ik these are lowkey ooc but i just wanted them to be funny soz 😭

[incarnadin3]

Obey Me Brothers reacting to MC wanting to sleep with them after watching a horror movie

A/N: Hi! This is my first smau so do bear with me if it sucks! Also I just realized there's a mistake in the first one. I forgot to put his contact name in! Also I have no idea why some emojis don't work so idk. Some of the times are fucked up too. Sorry guys! Enjoy~

Edit: I fixed some mistakes that I found! Enjoy~

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Leviathan:

Satan:

Asmodeous:

Beelzebub:

Belphegor:

[thedevilspearl]

texting you after an argument — all brothers

[natstablook29]

Why the fuck was this so funny especially Satan

[meowsgirldrawing]

Obey me X Reader Text Chats

“They’re busy” Big brothers responses-(1/3)

Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathtan

Parts: 2, 3

Masterlist: Here

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

I'm trying some things out for funsies, but this is fun💫✨

Photos ain't mine, found them on pinterest

[voidwasstolen]

He is my husband frfr

[corvus-for-ddd]

[he-calls-me-kitten]

Horny texts/memes you can expect from your favourite Obey Me! boys~

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Leviathan:

Satan:

Asmodeus:

Beelzebub:

Belphie, Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Simeon:

(he didn't mean to send this to you oopsie~)

Solomon:

[insomniachox]

𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧: nsdfsfmsdjffs 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫: what does that mean? 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧: it's a keyboard smash. 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫: how do i do that? 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧: just press any key. 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫: a

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[devildomwriter]

Diavolo and Mephistopheles crack me up. Diavolo brings Mephistopheles when he doesn’t want to be talked out of doing something, Mephisto is the prefect enabler for him lmao

[oceannaut]

I swear this mf got me kicking my legs in the air like a little girl and screaming at my pillow like I’m crazy

[chiefcheesecakemaker]

Chat's between mammon and mc