#OR AM I?????

[samijey]

not this man jey uso physically interrupting a hug between sami and cody to pull sami to himself 😭😭😭

[wriokitty]

One day I’m gonna do an ask game but also be an attention seeker through it and make the condition to join be “tell me ur fav thing about me” before I give you a response to the game LOL

[acewithapaintbrush]

I really can't decide what I should be insulted by the most: the fact that I haven't yet received the 'in your honest opinion what's the best Encanto blog' anon ask or that none of my mutuals have answered ME!!!

[praetorqueenreyna]

💌👻🦋

(Fanfic writer ask game!)

Is there a favorite trope you like to write?

HMMM I would say I love writing mutual pining/friends to lovers. It's so fun having both characters be BESOTTED with each other but them not knowing the other one likes them and they don't want to "ruin the friendship." I'm also a fan of modern AUs to get a little silly with things.

What is your wildest headcanon?

That Tamlin and Nyx are mates a la Twilight and they're going to take down the Night Court together 😈

Which character is your favorite to write?

Definitely Lucien!!! but Tamlin and Eris are a close second. Lucien is just such a fun character to play with!

[a-ikuoliver]

my lipgloss tastes so good today omgomgomgomg

[khaoticcryptid]

Random headcanons that I've been thinkin' about all weekend: - Alexi has a pet Gambian pouch rat she adopted from a friend who owns and operates an exotic pet rescue group. His name is Bojangles (yep, like the mouse from The Green Mile) but she always calls him Bo-Bo. His favorite food is bananas and she's trained him to do all sorts of tricks. - At the time she was away in Salem for her celebration stream, Bojangles was being looked after by the friend that helped her adopt him in the first place. As far as Alexi knows, he's still with her, so while she misses him terribly ... she knows he's in good hands. - She's born and raised in Miami and leans very hard into the joke of the stereotypical "Florida Woman". Despite being raised in a very Hispanic family, her Spanish is extremely bad. Not from lack of exposure, it just never really "stuck". - She understands it far better than she can speak it, so when having conversations with family or Spanish-speaking friends, she often speaks in English while they speak in Spanish--something outside observers often find confusing. - Alexi almost went to mortuary school to train as an embalmer or forensic specialist, but ultimately couldn't handle it. Fresh bodies with severe injuries didn't bother her, but the inevitability of dealing with extremely decomposed corpses was just too much to stomach. - She did 3 years at a community collage, never selecting a major, before eventually dropping out and settling for a boring retail job. She just got too frustrated and discouraged by her inability to decide on anything that she was serious and motivated about and was tired of schooling assignments and attending classes. She got her fill of that during her childhood and teen years. - She's always struggled with forming relationships with people in real life, be in as friends or anything more. She's extremely self-conscious about her interests and hobbies when talking to new people and it makes her very awkward in conversation. - Becoming an online personality has helped her develop her social skills in a "safe space", though, which is how she's been able to make the few friends that she DOES have. - Alexi's love life is a hot fucking mess, though, and not really the good/fun kind. She seems to subconsciously gravitate towards emotionally-abusive manipulative assholes. Some have at least been AMAZING in bed, but most didn't even have that going for them. - Several more cheated on her behind her back, which she often didn't find out about until long after they had already broken up. To say she has trust issues would be a massive understatement.

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.