#OR ALCOHOL

[assortednarutoheadcanons]

Assorted #8

In Konohagakure, there are 3 types of Ninja. Clan, Civilian, and Civilian Clan Ninja.

Clan Ninjas are really rigid and have a lot of unspoken rules of propriety. They are extreme lightweights and can't drink coffee without Side Effects occurring. Typically (exceptions may apply) living with their families, they have very specific diets that won't cause any issues in the long run.

The Inuzuka Clan can't really eat vegetables. Shino nearly faints when he finds out that Kiba has never see lettuce because that's a huge staple of the Aburame Clan.

Civilian Ninja are 'rowdy' and 'rough'. They can generally eat everything safe for humans and live in either the civilian or ninja districts. They drink coffee, eat deep fried food, etc.. No Clan Ninjas can truly drink coffee or have whiskey, despite Kakashi desperate attempts when he was a chunin.

There are a few 'Civilian Clans' (Uzumaki, Lee, Sarutobi, Yamanaka) where they can eat normal food and drink coffee but they can't handle alcohol.

The exception to all these rules is the Akimichi Clan who can consume Anything with no side effects whatsoever. This includes rotten flesh, although they don't exactly like the flavours or taste.

P.S. I have Feelings about the Sarutobi Clan. None are really good.

[arlospace]

If I had a nickel for every time a David Tennant's immortal, genderfluid character had their day ruined by coffee, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.

[qzse-rtv]

favourite piece of art, may it be a painting, sculpture, music, etc..

Cocaine

[sugarsnappeases]

rita skeeter, at the end of the first war

[therealquicksilver]

Opinions on vapes?

Good, and I’d hit, but

Weed is better

[philosophicalstars12]

I have this idea that my general sense of life has 3 seasons, 3 moods, 3 intervals.

1. A depressive episode where everything that comes from my thoughts sounds like an edgy 14 yr old with waves of self pity yet self deprecating thoughts. It’s sort of pathetic. Maybe not sort of.

2. Every little thing becomes beautiful, more so than before. The way people interact, the way a genre of music sounds, the way my habits are my grandmothers and my aunties as well.

3. Where everything becomes a pretence to yourself because you can feel yourself starting to fall into that hole and try to cling and claw and scratch your way out.

[hitmeanditfeltlikeakiss28]

nowhere man by the beatles is so freaking good. today i did my hair like elle fanning did for the A Complete Unknown premiere and dressed in a 60s sweater i got thrifting and i feel like the coolest person ever

[sleep-deprived-spn-addict]

people be like: “there are so many good destiel fanfics!!”

WHERE?? HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THEM? i’ve been looking for a decent one for over three days now and all i managed to find was a destiel frozen au where dean is elsa’s quirky brother and keeps singing ‘let it go’ to cas AS A LULLABY—

[kindaasrikal]

So bored that I’m gonna do the thing i swore i would never do again

[x-itzzzzzz-x]

i don’t think i have any healthy coping mechanisms and it’s becoming increasingly harder every second of every day to not use unhealthy ones

i can’t stand being alive and i need something to help me deal with it but i literally don’t know what to do or who to go to and i just am so tired of trying to be better only to get nothing out of my effort

i just want to die

[anatheyma]

I wish I could take a nap with you. You are so small, you would be my perfect plushie, laying on top of my torso and hearing my heartbeat as I caress the skin of your back with the tip of my fingers. Maybe I could even kiss the top of your head and cradle you to sleep like the small puppy you are.

please! i really need a nap right now idk why i'm so sleepy even though i slept so much :< that'd be amazing

[mmpi-3]

I think my brain is fucking scrambled eggs by all the drugs but i cant stop. Like 2020 totally fucked me and i was already a target to getting addicted to pills by being in the psych system since 12 and drinking since 14. But nothing ive done is hard so idk. Ichor Rose Lalonde is a product of trauma, mania, and drug usage. i think ive come to conclude. I dont know her or understand her at all because she is something I can't grasp or rid of myself of before i become sober totally and talk to my therapist. WHO DOESNT KNOW I HAVE A DRUG PROBELM CUS IM NOT TRYING TO GET CHEWED OUT BY HER. No one does except people online. Thanks for coming to my ventrant heres Ichor Rose, myself and my enemy.

And rhosesprite whoch i did not finish

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Do not quit alcohol cold turkey

Do not suddenly stop drinking alcohol as a new years resolution if you have been consistently using alcohol most days

Your body gets used to the presence of the alcohol as a sedative in your system

Suddenly removing the sedative you are chemically accustomed to is like suddenly removing the wall you are leaning on - you will topple over

You brain electricity gets overexcited

This causes seizures

This causes sudden onset dementia (Wernicke's encephalopathy)

This causes brain damage

If you use alcohol often (even in moderate amounts)

Or in large amounts

Or you have ever noticed you get shakey tremors and anxious when you stop drinking

Then your body is chemically dependant and you need to be very careful coming off alcohol otherwise you will cause brain damage

Slowly wean down the amount you drink over days or weeks

Talk to a doctor about your goals to quit and ask about support options

Medically supported withdrawal is a lot safer

If alcohol withdrawal goes badly there is a 15% chance it will kill you.

Do not go this alone

You deserve to be safe