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autistic-crypt1d · 3 months ago

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Delicious in Dungeon Live Blogging:

Season 1

Ok so I'm not really an anime person but I kept seeing stuff about it on my dash and I'm gonna give it a shot!

Updates:

- intro was baller ok ok

- interesting...

- ok this is kinda funny

- the fact that there's no mouth movement from this guy is freaking me out

- I like this dude

- ok, Senshi, Laios, Marcille, and Chilchuck got it

- Senshi is joining yay!!!

- alright episode 1 pretty good!

- Episode 2

- PFFFFFFT

- I love Senshi so much

- she's trying so hard to be helpful 😭

- girl, wtf

- ok Senshi you're being an ass rn

- poor Chilchuck

- nooooo Laios!

- awwww bonding!!!!!

- wait ok I like this show

- Episode 3

- I'm intriglued by the character in the intro with the short white hair, we never see their face but they're relatively prominent

- awwww they were babiessssss

- he reminds me of that guy from a kids show, what was it called....

- OH

- OOP

- I went googling and I have no idea what the show is called but it had a blonde biy and a brunette boy as the main characters and it was an animated kids show. He reminds me of the blonde boy

- woooooo!! Let's go Senshi and Laios!!

- ah crap

- pfffft Senshi just polishing a pot

- oh wow that's a cool armour set

- is it the fact he stole the sword that they're being aggressive?

- oh nvm, a cocoon

- so the creatures got be in the helmet right?

- damn I was wrong

- oh I was right sorta

- awe it's sad when it's all floppy and helpless like that

- "oh no, it drowned" PFFFFT

- "we leave his corpse if he dies ok?" "Ok" BRUH

- can we all agree Laios is autistic af (I love him)

- KEEPS ONE

- oh I just realized it's the sword from the intro!!

- Episode 4

- oh she changed her hair!

- awwww his little farming hat

- this show is so wholesome I love it

- awww Senshi 😭

- why doesn't he pickle the extra veggies?

- OOP

- "BREAD. BREAD. BREAD. BREAD. BREAD." HELP XD

- why is everyone so mean to Chilchuck 😭

- PFFFT Senshi catching the baby before it touches the hot pan XD

- FRIENDSHIPPPPPP

- Episode 5!

- oooo new people

- I'm suspicious of the pony tail man

- oh my god the dog guy looks like my dog 😭

- as man, they were so nice

- OH CRAP

- same girl, I would've done the same, bugs FREAK ME OUT

- "Yum" "NO!!!"

- "dear lord they're creamy. I'm never gonna wear necklaces again" PFFFFT

- I love him and his lil sword friend

- I'm so obsessed

- PFFFFFT SENSHI

- so what I'm getting from this is that you can be resurrected as long as your body is recovered?

- "gentle explosions" she's so violent I love it

- way to go Senshiiiii

- EXORCISM SORBET

- he's so autistic I love him

- EW PAINTING EYEBALLS

- hey wait, it's that red elf with white hair from the intro, they were in the last painting too!

- oh wow she's scary looking

- poor baby 😭

- you forgot your water Chilchuck

- I love Marcille and Chilchuck's dynamic so much

- oh shit they're alive!!!

- as man they probably think they stole their shit

- awww her with her hair pulled back is so cuuuuute

- oooooo 4th floor is so pretty!!!!

- good lord Senshi

- ok the kelpie is sick af but the shadow was HORRIFYING

- he tried to warn youuuuu

- poor Senshi :(

- ah man they died again!!!

- OH SHOOT SIREN

- PFFFT did he just irritate the siren away???

- Laios, you're ridiculous, I love it

- those people are so gonna try and fight them aren't they

- I love these characters so much

- AWHDGSHDJ SENSHI AND MARCILLE BONDINGGGGG

- OH GOD, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

- RUN MF RUN

- I love the way Marcille talks so much

- "WHAT HAVE I DONE!" XD

- Laios did you just eat raw parasite

- YOU DID

- this conciquences my friend

- they're all so silly I love them

- awww that's his sister isn't it?

- omg Falin and Marcille lore

- Falin taught her to be adventurous 😭

- this is so cute help

- "mind your business" PFFFT

- oh my god he didn't know about them in school I'm gonna cry

- I knew I hated pony tail guy for a reason!! He ditched them!!!

- oh shit oh shit oh shit

- OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

- LET'S GO TEAM COME ON YOU GOT THIS

- what was that????

- oop they got revived again

- now that I know axe lady is also part of the old party, I wonder what their meeting will be like, and why didn't they react to seeing her dead?

- WILD KRATTS THAT'S THE SHOW, he looks like Martin Kratt

- they're meeting oh boy

- wait, I thought the axe lady was in the other group, they have a different one?

- OH GOD SHE GOT SNIPED IN THE BRAIN

- what an ass!!!!

- oh funky dungeon lore

- Senshi without his helmet?!?!?!

- DANGER NOODLES, Laios you're adorable

- way to go axe lady!!!

- Namari! I couldn't remember she name

- yessss our girl is back in action

- LET'S GO NAMARI

- damn Chilchuck...

- ponytail man (Shuro as I now know), wanted to propose to Falin??? Were they dating?? How could he ditch them?????

- ok so Namari said it's not about money, she wants to join that other party, but saving Falin wasn't enough???

- good lord this show is so weird and I love it

- not them complimenting her into wearing it XD

- SENSHI IN THE SUIT

- ah lovely, fantasy racism

- did she just call Laios and Falin's hair brown???

- those 2 are blonde af

- awww Marcille 😭

- I'm nervous, they're at the stage of fighting the dragon, but we're only halfway through the season

- awww Laios

- Chilchuck don't call the precious boy cringe how dare you

- DRAGON

- AHHHHH

- EPISODE 11 HERE WE GO

- KENSUKE HOW COULD YOU

- NOT THE AXE

- SENSHI

- LET'S GO CHILCHUCK

- OH SHIT

- HOLY SHIT LAIOS

- did Falin just bonk the ghost out of Laios XD

- daaaaamn nice job Marcille!!!

- awww she looks so pretty with her hair done up like that!

- oh no

- GOOD GOD

- EPISODE 12

- holy crap Marcille

- Falin!!!

- y'all I'm gonna cry

- gay?????

- I really appreciate the fact that even though they're naked, it's not being sexualized like most animes I've seen. They're just existing.

- you tell him Marcille!!!

- good god Senshi

- sooooo Falin came back different

- omg Chilchuck in a turtle neck

- YES THE SIBLINGS ARE BOTH WEIRD

- I was scared Falin was gonna be a one dimensional character but she's awesome I'm happy

- pfffft Marcille's reaction

- MYSETRIOUS PAINTING ELF LADY

- Episode 13

- woah I do not like the big eye thing she just did

- ruhroh

- uhhhh what the hell

- bro something is in Falin

- ok whoops that's a guy, but THAT'S THE MAD MAGE???

- oh fug

- BEAT HIS ASS MARCILLE

- PFFFFT Senshi holding 2 mini dragons XD

- Marcille are you really trying to get advice on making dungeons right now

- OH HELL

- this got a lot less wholesome y'all

- I still love it though

- are the ghosts helping them now cuz of Falin?

- oh shit I thought I was wrong for a sec but they really are being chill

- OOP

- OH GOD

- oh the ghosts here are just always friendly

- awww little puppy yawn

- I can't tell if Chilchuck cares about them or not. He does right? I'm bad at reading stuff sometimes

- I'm going with yes he does

- yeah, yes he does

- Episode 14

- oooo new intro sequence

- it's weird that Falin isn't shown at all in the intro, and neither are all the others in the last one

- ah ok NOW they've been revived

- these guys really aren't great at staying alive

- man are they gonna die AGAIN?

- TACTICAL SMOOCH

- the lead guy from the corpse retrieval office sounds so familiar

- Kabru is a little creepy rn

- ok make that a lot creepy

- DUDE HE JUST PERMAKILLED THOSE GUYS

- permakills them but doesn't take their shit, weird set of morals you got there buddy

- dang, guess he figured out who it was and why

- I love that they added the detail of Rin twirling her hair when she's thinking and stuff

- Kabru is freaking me out y'all

- ok so he's pissed at them for being duped??

- these people are very devoted to this guy, "you're the only one who could possibly lead"???

- oooo pretty snake

- who's that???

- oh shit ponytail guy

- ew why are they doting on him like that

- I don't like this

- yeesh, our party is noooot doing well at the moment

- Episode 15

- THEIR EYES AHHHHH

- awww, he seemed to relate to the protector dryad :( he loves the party so much

- Marcille is coocoo bananas and I love it

- SENSHI NO

- awww poor awkward Laios

- omfg her single set of eyelashes XD

- Episode 16

- you leave Laios alone, he's trying his best ok

- bro what is Kabru's deal, he is freaking me out

- OH HELL

- I agree with Marcille's reaction of "woah hey"

- see, why did they have to just barely cover her chest with feathers, that's ridiculous

- listen here Shuro, Marcille did her best

- Laios has never taken anything more seriously than this how dare you insinuate otherwise just because you don't understand!!!!

- HE'S AUTISTIC YOU FUCK. NO ONE CAN KNOW HOW YOU'RE FEELING IF YOU DON'T TELL THEM.

- god I hate Shuro so much, I knew he was bad news from the first moment I saw him

- I swear to god if y'all don't stop hating on Marcille for doing her best here I'm gonna lose ittttt

- ugh maybe Laios finally beat some sense into that idiot

- alright the bell thing and offer to help them flee makes me like him a bit. He just needed a good knock in the head.

- Episode 18

- ooooooo snow

- PFFFT everyone using Laios as a wind shield

- UMMM WHO'S HOLDING ON TO MARCILLE RN

- HUH????

- bro HOW can he not tell the Senshis apart at the very least, his whole face is different!!!

- WRONG, Marcille will always complain

- BRUH

- I'm so frustrated right now

- oh hey he did it right!

- Laios is such a weirdo I love him so much

- thank you for saving the goof Marcille

- PFFFT Senshi picking up the rice trail XD

- GET YOUR MF CLAWS OF MARCILLE RN

- Episode 19

- I think it's cute Senshi has conceded to at least use magic circles instead of insisting on making a fire

- aww cat kid is adorable

- oh my god cat kid is joining!!!!

- Izutsumi, got it

- ooooo, Marcille lore??

- awww she has a Falin doll 😭

- oh shit the doll IS Falin

- oh Laios, this is not going well

- oh man she's scared of everyone dying around her because she lives so long isn't it

- yeah 😭

- LET'S GOOOOOO

- Episode 20

- Izutsumi is in the intro now!!!

- PFFFT of course Senshi accidentally made an ice golem

- Laios you sweetie pie 😭

- let's go cat girl!!!!

- see they fully covered Izutsumi's chest, why couldn't they do that for Falin

- it's still so weird to see Senshi without his helmet

- I appreciate they didn't sexualize them all being in the makeshift sauna together

- they're so cute in their winter outfits!!!

- wait, where'd Marcille's staff go?????

- ok Izutsumi you're being a lil mean rn

- you're lucky she came back for your ass!!

- god I adore Laios and his dumbassery

- would a Barometz technically be vegan since the "sheep" it grows isn't really an animal? I grew up vegan but even I don't know. I feel like yes?

- I do miss the original 4, but Izutsumi is fun

- Episode 21

- oh hey it's the elf with short white hair from the first intro

- bruh finally we get Laios acknowledging the "hallucinations"

- here we go!

- ew Soushi

- why is that unicorn's horn on its nose

- oh?????

- this village is Soushi and Laios's dream

- awww Marcille looks so pretty!!! As always ofc

- Marcille and Izutsumi being like mom and daughter is so cute omfg

- Yaad, I'm so suspicious of you

- oh shit that's where the ghosts came from

- poor Laios, that's a lot of pressure

- Episode 22

- PFFFFFFT, the girls are crammed in with Chilchuck XD

- THISTLE, WE HAVE A NAME FOR THE MAD MAGE

- ah man, this is sad

- so I'm beginning to understand how this dungeon was made, but what about all the others in the world. I'm assuming this one is special because of thistle?

- uh oh, why is Senshi nervous

- GRIFFIN, SIIIIICK

- we've never seen Senshi afraid of something before (he hates magic but that's more of like hating it than being scared)

- oh shit she just snipped off a big ol chunk of hair no hesitation

- bro I didn't think of any of that until Chilchuck mentioned it. I was so swept up in his awesomeness

- it's gonna be goofy isn't it

- oh yeah

- let's go team!!!!

- ok Senshi time to fess up

- awww Marcille's sky fish 😭

- Chilchuck lore???

- WIFE AND KIDS??????

- Episode 23

- oh shit dude this is dark

- dude...

- DUDE

- DUUUUUUDE

- y'all I'm so sad right now

- oh Laios

- 😭😭😭

- I'm gonna cry

- I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING

- OH MY GOD

- SENSHI IS KILLING ME OMFG

- IZUTSUMI

- all of them switching clothes and responsibilities is so funny

- please do not make them have to progress like this

- oh my god the ducking mollusk is the reason they can pass when no one else can?!?!?!?!

- I want them normal again :(

- one more epiaode???? Oh boy

- Episode 24

- Izutsumi gives me heavy Catra vibes

- bro really just headbutted a rock creature

- aww Chilchuck saving Marcille is so god damn cute

- wait so can't they just do 2 person rings and change each other back?

- oh geez poor Marcille

- oooooh ok nvm

- headcanon: Izutsumi has ARFID

- they're back!!!!

- ooooo Laios and Falin lore???

- Falin 1000% saw her brother wasn't doing great and that's why she followed him

- AWBJXJEKS IZUTSUMI TRYING TO COMFORT MARCILLE

- wait so they're gonna cut Falin's upper body off the main body and then eat the main body??????

- good god they're gonna get everyone to eat it, I swear if that's the finale I'm gonna lose it

- oh shit they're leading the elves in

- PFFFT FALIN GETTING SCARED BY THISTLE

- WOW. Ok I really love this show I'm really glad I watched it and I'm so excited for Season 2!!! I'll link that below once it comes out and I watch it!

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #chilchuk dungeon meshi #chilchuck #marcille #senshi #izutsumi #autistic-crypt1d live blogs #autistic-crypt1d #falin #laios

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zanyzensblog · 1 year ago

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Suletta Sunday omg holy crap!

My reactions More or less in order. But probably a jumbled mess. Spoilers ahead.

Ahem...

Oh wow we’re really just getting right into it.

Damn, Suletta really loves her mom and sis and doesn’t want them to become even bigger war criminals.

Damn it Laudna, you’re emitting peak incel women hating energy right here. Stop it.

Suletta is officially the best damn pilot of the show, maybe Eri was holding back a bit but still the fact she’s flying through all of Aerial’s bits is something I don’t think even Guel in a gundam could really do.

Somebody else is in the data storm? Oooo our elusive Notrette perhaps?

Oh crap, the Assembly league has a death star. A big one. Annnnd of course those bene gesserit looking bitches are not only saving their own skins but making a play to be the top dogs. Ugh.

Elan 5 a little bit of a badass.

*Gives gun to Belmira “I could never” (oh come you know you’ve basically killed scores) “I’m not giving a gun to a student.” (Damn it I almost like this guy even though he killed Nadim and basically started this whole mess)

“where did you get a gun?” “Who cares?” LOL

I always knew Haro’s were evil. Always knew it!

Damn Propera hitting them with the “You didn’t think I would change the password?” good villainess shit there.

Damn it Laudna, why do you suck sooo damn bad? Guel just kill his ass, the additional ptsd will be worth it.

Oh damn Guel is gonna die nooooooo not our boy!

*Sees flashback of when Guel met Laudna and Guel was immediately an accepting big brother happy to have a little bro.* Sniff, I’m not crying. Damn bro.

Felsi you goddamn miracle. MVP. Would have bet money one of the brothers was gonna die but nope, not if Felsi had any say in it. Attagirl!

Miorine calling out Prospera’s clear favoritism of Eri over Suletta.

Miorine remembering what I assume is a whole ass genome sequence she learned of yesterday that translates to an I love you from her mother to override Quiet Zero was absolutely baller and she’s got a galaxy brain if there ever was one.

Damn Bel, way to step up a bit.

Damn Elan5, nice shot.

Miorine basically telling Prospera “I’m marrying your daughter no matter what, we’re gonna be a family. So deal.” Happy Pride month indeed! Love to see it!

Oh crap, here comes the double cross from the bigwigs, they’re a firing the laser!

Eri noo!

Prospera’s mark? What’s going on there?

ERI NOOOOOO!!

Holy crap most of Aerial actually survived that? That Gundam really is built different. But did Eri still die? Is there anything left of her? If not, Prospera’s gonna utterly freaking lose it on somebody.

Closing thoughts Next episode is called the Final Episode? Huh, feels a little weird to title something that. I doubt this series is gonna get another season (Really wish it would, it’s done pretty damn solid storytelling for the amount going on and the small amount of episodes it has. Though still it definitely could have benefited from more episodes and a little more time to breathe and develop certain plots)

I mean hopefully maybe it’ll at least get a movie (Gundam 00 did it) or a spinoff at worst (freaking Gundam Seed had like 3 right?) So here’s hoping we get to see more of this Gundam timeline cause damn, they made a solid and fun anime with this one. Last episode I’m almost positive we’re gonna get Delling talking about what exactly happened to Notrette and why he made Quiet Zero (I’m still positive it’s a Gendo Ikari thing, I’ll eat a hat if I’m wrong.) and also, hopefully we’ll finally get to hear wedding bells!! Get the best dresses! Chuchu should be Miorine’s maid of honor and Guel should Suletta’s best man! Don’t @ me.

#gundam witch from mercury #gundam witch spoilers #g witch #suletta mercury #Prospera Mercury #miorine rembran #ericht samaya #Gundam Aerial

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catboyrights · 2 years ago

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made a fucking baller chickpea salad sando tonight and like oooo oooo i am very culinary a chef never before seen

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with-love-from-hell · 1 year ago

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5 Sides of Human

{Part Twenty-Two}

Genre: Mixed

WC: ~6.8k

CW: Illusion to past trauma, Storm has a stutter but I am not depicting it with written word consistently, prolly lots of typos lol, spoilers for season 1&2, heavy drinking, Fern is overprotective and alludes to Storm and Lucifer’s sex life, Solomon is kind of a dick lol, Anxiety/panic attacks, violent behaviors/throwing things/threats of violence? I'm skipping over/changing some things I didn't like in the main story so it will be a bit different from canon!

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©️ artwork commissioned by @vivi8bit ©️

"I already know there's going to be a party..." Storm sighed, finally hearing the door to the ballroom slam in the distance. "Why do they always have to try to make them "surprise" parties regardless?"

"Who knows." Vivi shrugged lazily, hoisting herself up onto the garden wall. "Maybe 'cause they thrive on chaos."

“You’d think they’d eventually get tired of it.” Storm shook her head, plopping down cross-legged in the grass.

"I don't know what y'all are complaining about. Parties at the castle are baller as hell." Fern smirked, trying to tossing pebbles at one of Mammon's familiars to bother it. It cawed loudly and bounced toward them in annoyance, before whipping the rocks back at them harder.

"Agreed." Heart nodded. "Besises, do you know how good Devildom bud is? Like damn."

Sarah skipped around the garden, plucking flowers to weave into Storm's hair. "Oooo yeah, true that. Plus Diavolo agreed to let me play music from our world to make things more interesting. Can you imagine Asmo getting down to W.A.P? What a sight to behold, bahaha!"

Heart smiled dreamily. "Eheh, yeah..."

"I mean, I'm not exactly fond of big parties. I guess they just aren't really my thing." Storm shrugged, pulling at the pristinely even blades of grass. "If it was just like, all of us, I'd be totally fine. But I don’t know who they’re all planning on inviting. I still hardly know all of the other demons."

"You hadn't gotten closer to anyone else during the first exchange year?" Vivi kicked her feet, trying to hide her surprise. It wasn't like Storm was unlikable. If anything, Vivi found her more tolerable than any other human they’d ever met. And with how attached it seemed like all of the brothers were to her, she figured making friends came easy.

"Well, their opinions on Humans are still changing, and there's a few that still aren't happy with the exchange program at all." Storm sighed. "Plus, making friends has always been...difficult."

"What?!" Fern and Sarah gaped at her, confused by her statement. "How tho?"

"Yeah, you're cool." Heart now sat beside her, mimicking her position in the grass. "What's not to like?"

She shrugged again. "Even when I first got here, the brothers seemed to not like me very much. And I was too anxious to try to hang out with the other exchange students on my own. Mammon was the only one who grew really close to me fast, but even that took like a week or two."

"Well they all seem to adore you now." Heart observed. "So why does the time it takes for someone to get to know you matter?"

"We all seemed to get pretty close within a matter of weeks." Sarah finally knelt behind Storm, running her fingers through Storm's hair. "I dunno, Babe, maybe you're just overthinking it. Why not let loose and have some fun, hon?"

Storm shrugged again. She didnt really want to go into explicit detail on how her relationships with the brothers had changed- especially with Belphie. She held her head in her hands, giving another sigh. "I know parties for celebrations are just kind of their thing, but I dunno. I just don't think I need all this for passing a stupid test."

“Don't undersell your accomplishments, little red." Solomon smiled, causing everyone’s attention to turn to him. No one had heard him approach, but now he stood, confidently leaning back against the fountain.

Vivi narrowed their eyes at him. “What are you doing here, you deranged Muppet of a man?”

“Hey now!” Solomon laughed, finding Vivi’s attempt at an insult amusing. “Am I not allowed to visit my lovely fellow humans just for leisure's sake?”

“No. Go away.” Vivi snarled, clenching her fists on the wall. Of all of the individuals she had met in the Devildom thus far, the most infuriating one had to be Solomon. They didn’t like the way he seemed so cocky and overconfident about everything, and especially didn’t like the way he seemed to talk down to others- even if they themselves were oblivious to it. Witnessing his and Storm’s interactions were especially frustrating, as she could tell his obvious attempts at flirting went right over her head.

“Here Sully!” Sarah grinned, patting the ground next to her. “Come sit with us!”

Solomon ignored Vivi’s demand for him to leave, approaching Sarah’s place behind Storm. He sat next to the two of them, outstretching his legs until they bumped into Storm’s. She scooted over slightly, but his leg only followed. Vivi glared at him, clenching their teeth. Part of them wondered when they grew so protective over Storm. She pushed the thought away as anger festered further, watching Solomon take a few strands of her hair in his hand, mimicking Sarah’s movements.

"Anyway, changing the subject kinda..." Fern interjected, finally deciding they werr done trying to chase the crow through the garden. "I've been meaning to ask...what's the deal with you and old man killjoy?"

Storm blinked, trying to hide the slight blush on her cheeks as the others stared at her expectantly. "Wh-what do you mean?"

"Like...are you guys a thing, orr..?"

"Oh...OH." Storm laughed nervously, waving her hand in dismissal. "No, we're not."

"But you two made out on the ferris wheel." Sarah commented, causing Storm's face to suddenly turn a deep red. "We all saw! So give us the juicy deets. Like, does Lucifer have a small dick? He kinda always seems like he's over compensating!"

"Sarah, come on." Heart groaned.

"What!? I'm curious!" She pouted.

"You two are always hanging out alone in his office late at night 'n stuff too." Fern added, narrowing their eyes. "So whats up? You guys have like a secret oath that you can't talk about it or something?"

"There's nothing..." Storm sighed, dropping her eyes away from the others. "There's nothing between us. At least, I don't think there is."

"What do you mean by that?" Fern asked, crossing their arms.

"Like...I guess we've kissed a couple times, but that's been basically it. And it seems like immediately after we do, he acts like he wants nothing to do with me for a while. So i dunno..."

"Do you like him?" Vivi asked pointedly, studying Storm's expression carefully.

"Well...yeah." She swallowed, feeling awkward to finally talk to anyone else about her feelings for the eldest outside of brief moments where she confided in Beelzebub. "I do."

"Seriously, Storm." Fern sighed. "You can do so much better. He sucks!"

"Agreed." Vivi added, shaking her head. "He's basically a glorified boot licker."

Storm chuckled. "I mean, I know Lucifer's a hard ass. But I sort of find it...endearing?"

Fern groaned with disgust. "Stormmmm."

"I mean I know you guys don't like him, but..." Storm paused, reminiscing on the moments of intimacy with Lucifer over her time in the Devildom. He calmed her anxiety often, and seemed to have an index in his brain of all of her favorite things. They both had shared with the other inner thoughts and feelings that they wouldn't dream of sharing with anyone else, and found comfort in each other's presence. Not to mention their shared personality traits for organization, perfection, and love of music, that seemed to allow them to be vulnerable. All of it seemed too much to share at this time, but maybe they would come to understand it later. "I just...I’ve seen a different side to him that he doesn't always show to others."

"Well I mean that's a given," Sarah added, now utilizing some of the flowers in her braid. "He is so whipped for you, babe! Like, forreal!"

"Huh?" Storm tried to turn to face her, but Sarah forced her head to stay straight.

"Don't look so shocked." Vivi scoffed. "Literally anyone with eyes could see it."

“It’s gross.” Fern mumbled. “Like, he couldn’t make it any more obvious if he tried.”

"I dont..." Storm shook her head. "I mean, he's so hot and cold though. Some times I guess I can see that he maybe likes me, but others it seems like I'm just sort of...there?"

“Lucifer definitely has a soft spot for you, Red.” Solomon smiled, leaning over to catch her eyes. “He just won’t admit to it, so you’d have to make the first move.”

“See? Even Solomon agrees!” Heart smiled. “You should go for it! Ask him on a date!”

“Please for the love of all that is holy, don’t.” Fern begged. “You can do so much better than that musty old fuck!”

“Agreed.” Vivi added immediately, shaking their head. “I don’t get why you’re so into him in the first place.”

“Oh stop!” Sarah rolled her eyes. “He’s a hottie, and he’s got money, AND he’s got power. What more could you want?”

Storm opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off by Heart.

“Sarah, I highly doubt Storm is the sugar baby type- that’s more your speed.”

Sarah giggled and stuck her tongue out at them, giving a sly wink.

Heart laughed, shaking their head. “Seriously though. Don’t listen to them. You should ask him on a date.

"Well, wait a minute now...” Solomon interjected, the smirk on his face from before now was pressed into a thin line, threatening to become a frown. “You might want to first consider if dating a demon is something you should do.”

Storm and the others glanced toward him. She tried carefully not to turn her head and mess up the braid Sarah was twisting into it. She felt a mixture of curiosity and nervousness bubble in her stomach when she saw Solomon’s expression. “W-what do you mean?”

“Well,” Solomon sighed, briefly turning his gaze in a different direction. He felt pity for Storm, not wanting to crush her hopes too much, but he wanted her to think practically instead of being guided by her heart. “Demons are different from humans in a lot of ways- emotionally and physically. They live for a very long time- much longer than you’d even expect. For them, you’re just a small blip on their life path, and could be easily forgotten after a century or two.”

Storm frowned, dropping her gaze to her lap. Solomon’s words were like a dagger being thrusted right into her heart. She didn’t think she was overly special already, but having Solomon point out how really insignificant she would be to Lucifer, and by association, his brothers, only fueled her self-hatred.

Vivi jumped off the wall, rolling up their sleeves. They couldn’t believe Solomon even had the audacity to ignore her, let alone say something so hurtful toward Storm. “That’s it, you dollar-store David Blaine! Get the fuck out!”

Solomon coughed and gagged as Vivi quickly yanked up his cloak. She ignored his attempts to free himself or reason with her, instead dragging him toward the castle. Sarah and Heart Jumped up, trying to free Solomon from Vivi’s strong grasp.

Fern, frowned, watching Storm’s demeanor as she absentmindedly picked at her arms instead of following the others. They hadn’t known her long, but they knew enough to understand how insecure she was. As much as they hated Lucifer, they hated seeing such a lovely person like Storm so...well...sad.

“Hey...” They scooted in the grass toward her, trying to do it in a goofy manner to get a laugh out of her. Unfortunately, she refused to even look at them. They sighed, taking a minute to think of what they could say to make her feel better. “I...I don’t think Lucifer or his brothers would forget you that easily.”

Storm glanced up, and Fern was now able to see the shine of tears that threatened to spill from her eyes. She curiously searched Fern’s eyes for sincerity, in their statement, dropping her gaze in silence after a tense few seconds. Finally, she gave a small shrug in response.

Fern sighed again, grabbing Storm’s hand. “Seriously, I mean it. You’re important to them- like family. And you don’t forget family. No matter how much time has passed. I mean, hell! They still talk about their sister as if she didn’t die a thousand years ago!”

Storm pondered their words for a moment, feeling some comfort in them. She looked up, giving them a small smile. “Thanks, Fern.”

“Care to explain why you dragged me to this café, Fern?” Lucifer grumbled, annoyed that the green haired human had interrupted the planning of Storm’s celebration at the castle. They only had a few hours left before the party was set to begin before Fern demanded he leave with them in a very annoyed tone. He would have refused if not for the incessant screeching from their vocal cords when he has tried to turn them down, and he knew they wouldn’t stop until they got their way.

Lucifer snorted. “Ah, yes. That silly cook-off you did with Solomon. Tell me, how does one manage to follow perfect instructions and still create such a monstrosity?”

Fern whipped around to face him after taking their place in the line to order coffee. They scrunched their face into a scowl, annoyed that Sarah demanded that they and Belphie do their trade-off punishments for losing the bets tonight. “Listen grandpa, I don’t like this any more than you do. I lost a bet, so I have to spend at least an hour out with you. If I had the option, I’d rather chew my own foot off.”

“Hey! Cooking isn’t as easy as Storm made it seem.” Fern pouted, crossing their arms.

Lucifer chuckled, shaking his head and mimicking Ferns posture. “I hardly stand to agree that cooking is very hard, though Storm does make the act look much more seamless.”

Fern narrowed their eyes at the softness that now glimmered behind his ruby eyes. They had been meaning to use this time to tell him to back off of Storm once and for all, but something behind the expression temporarily shifted their thoughts about the two getting together. Perhaps it was possible that he had her best interest at heart, and she did look so happy when they were together...

No. Fern internally scolded themselves. Even if they did compliment each other, they were sure Lucifer’s intentions were not good. That should be evident in the way he seemed to be so hot-and-cold toward her all the time. And they were sure his arrogance would not allow for him to wear his emotions so candidly, and that was something they knew Storm deserved.

Fern opened their mouth to speak, but the barista’s “how can I serve you two?” from behind alerted them that it was their turn to order. There was a pause in conversation as they both ordered their coffee of choice and sat at a table in the corner of the cafe. Silently, they sipped their drinks until Fern cleared their throat.

“Actually, I do want to talk to you about something since none of your idiot siblings are around to hear.” They muttered, glaring at him over their drink. “I don’t like having to spend ‘quality time’ with you, so I’ll kill two birds with one stone.”

“And what might that topic of conversation be?” Lucifer raised a brow, curious to know what Fern had wanted to talk with him alone about. His only assumption being that they wanted to butter him up to negotiate better marks in their classes, but the way in which they spoke to him now made that possibility unlikely.

“Storm.”

Lucifer’s eyes widened slightly. The coffee cup paused on his lips as he waited for Fern to elaborate on why anything involving Storm would worthy of a private conversation. The longer they stayed silent, the bigger the anxious pit in his stomach became. Finally he lowered his cup, choosing to ask for an elaboration.

“And..? What about her?”

Fern glowered, crossing their arms on the table. “I think you know what.”

Lucifer blinked in confusion. “I assure you, I do not. Are you having a conflict with her, or has she done something wr-”

“Do you think I’m that stupid? Like genuinely?” Fern’s tone was cold, and little emotion spare for anger could be detected behind it.

“What?? Fern, you need to elaborate on what it is you’re trying to convey here.” Lucifer shook his head, now irritated with the vagueness in their speech. “What has Storm done that has caused you to be so irate?”

“She hasn’t done shit, you dense bastard.” Fern hissed. “The problem is you.”

Lucifer paused, furrowing his brow. “Me?”

“Did I stutter? Yes, YOU.” Fern snapped.

“Wha- I...What?” Lucifer shook his head now completely flabbergasted with the trajectory of this conversation. “I can’t say I understan-”

“Listen, you musty old fuck!” Fern nearly leaped to their feet, spilling their coffee in the process. They aggressively pointed a finger at him in an accusatory manner, as the words dripped like venom from their lips. “I don’t know what you think you’re doing with her, but I don’t like the idea of you trying to sneak around and get your nasty dick all up in her business! Her heart isnt a toy for you to play with!”

Lucifer was taken aback by the sudden aggression, causing him to take longer to process what they were saying. Other patrons looked on in confused interest, trying to listen in on what Fern was saying. No one had the audacity to treat the Avatar of Pride in such a way, so they were quite interested to see how Lucifer would respond.

“Fern, what in Diavolo’s name are you talking about?” He hissed, trying to coax them back to a seated position.

“I’m talking about the way you’re clearly trying to get in Storm's pants!” Fern snapped, plopping back down in their seat with their arms crossed tightly over their chest. They were annoyed with Lucifer’s initial confusion with their words, but the way his face paled when he realized what they were talking about only fueled their anger. “You think no one noticed that you made out with her at the fair?! I know what you’re doin’, and you better back off before I get Vivi to kick your teeth in!”

Lucifer swallowed hard, not realizing that he had been so flippant in his affectionate interactions with Storm. He tried to figure a way out of this encounter, opting to try to worm his way out of it by trying to convince them that he had no feelings for her. “Listen, Fern. I’m not sure why you’re so bothered by this, but Storm and I have nothing going between us. Whatever you saw was not what it appeared to be.”

“Nuh-uh. Don’t you sit here and try to gaslight me. I see how you look at her. I ain’t stupid.”

“Fern, I’m telling you-”

They shook their head aggressively. “Nope!"

Lucifer sighed and pinched his brow in frustration, trying desperately to cover his tracks. “Fern, would you just listen to me. it’s not like-”

“LIAR.” They yelled back, interrupting his attempts at denying his emotions

“Alright!” Lucifer hissed, now painfully aware of the whispers happening around them. “Alright...I...I do have...feelings for her. Are you happy now? But I’m not sure how- or if I even should- convey them to her.”

“Oh, so you’re fine with just fucking around with her when you think no one’s watching and then acting like she means less than dirt to you when there are?”

The words fell harshly on Lucifer’s ears, causing him to look away from the human. He didn’t want to think of it like that- and he surely was conveying some respect toward Storm when they weren’t alone...wasn’t he?

After a moment of silence, Fern shook their head. “I don’t know who you think you are. It’s not like we’re blind! And she has definitely made her feelings for you obvious. So why do you keep playing this stupid game with her?”

“My intention was not to 'play a game', or treat her with any disrespect...” Lucifer scratched the back of his neck nervously. “Is...that really how she feels?”

Fern sighed, rolling their eyes. “Well...she hasnt said it like that...but she’s definitely confused! And she is hurt by the fact that you keep reeling her in and then casting her aside. What do you think that does to a person?”

Lucifer paused, taking in what Fern had to say. For a moment, he wondered if they were exaggerating her feelings about him to scare him off, but he felt it in their interactions. Perhaps they were right, and that he was just playing a game to avoid confronting his true emotions, but he also knew Storm had enough sense to deal with this on her own.

“Fern...I understand your concern for Storm’s emotions, but she’s an adult, and can handle them on their own without your interference in her affairs.”

“I know she’s not a baby, jack ass.” Fern growled, pointing at him again. “I don’t like that she likes some grumpy old fart like you already, but she doesn’t deserve to be hurt by someone she can do a million times better than. I’ve only known her for a little while, but she’s genuinely the best human I’ve ever met, and I cherish her. So if you decide to keep fucking around with her, I’ll personally make sure that you regret it.”

Lucifer nodded, absorbing what Fern had to say. Part of him wondered if Fern was just being over protective, but he knew there was truth to what they were saying. Storm was very sensitive, and he deeply cared for her, just as Fern does. He felt guilt fester in his chest, not wanting to accept that he managed to cause her more harm than he already had...but he knew he should either end things with her, or tell her how he felt. The problem being that he wasn’t sure if he was ready or able to do either of those things.

He took a deep breath, deciding to lay his heart out to Fern. He was hesitant at first, both because of his pride and because of his fear that they would gossip, but ultimately, the fact that they had this conversation with him independently allowed him to extend some trust. “Listen, Fern...I understand your concern, and you may not believe me, but I do care deeply for her. The last thing I want is to be the cause of her hurt...but I...” he paused, trying to find the words to say. “...I’m not sure how a relationship between a human and a demon- especially one of high social accolade- would be received amongst the three realms. And that makes it difficult for me to communicate how I feel to her.”

Fern rolled their eyes. Of course he was using his status as an excuse. Before they get a word in before Lucifer continued:

“I would go so far as to say that I...I love her.” Lucifer swallowed, uncertain of how it felt to say the words out loud. “But I don’t know if I can give her the care she deserves, so I do believe you're right- in that she does deserve better than i can offer.”

Fern flinched in surprise that Lucifer would even agree with what they had said already, let alone confide his feelings in them. They were sure that Lucifer was truly malicious in the way he was acting, but after seeing the dejection in his eyes and the difficulty he clearly had saying any of this out loud, they began to grow somewhat sympathetic to him. After a moment, they sighed.

“Look. You’re a WAD, and I don’t like you. But...I guess if you make her happy and treat her right, I can live with that. But I mean it when I say I’ll end you if you fuck her up. So you better get your shit together and decide if you want to tell her how you feel or rip the band-aid off before she gets more attached, and you better do it soon.”

“Understood. “ Lucifer paused, now narrowing his eyes slightly. “Though, I will say that you would be wise to watch your tone the next time you decide to have a serious conversation with me.”

Fern made a fart noise with their mouth and turned their head to look out the window, clearly disinterested in anything else he had to say. Lucifer found mild annoyance in the act, but more so felt appreciation. He admired how deeply they cared for Storm, even going so far as challenging a being who was easily 100 times their strength in order to protect her. Similar to his brothers, they had managed to develop a strong bond with her over such a short period of time. He found himself wondering what in the 3 realms was wrong with the other humans Storm had come into contact with that made them not like her. Regardless, he was happy that she had come to them, and was able to build a strong foundation of support- the likes of which she probably hadn’t experienced in a long time.

To say that the celebration at the castle was a disaster would be an understatement.

Between the expected chaos caused by the brothers and the exchange students on a normal basis, one would think there would still be some semblance of control that could be reigned on the rowdy group of individuals. Adding on Diavolo’s incessant flirting with Storm, Solomon continuously trying to infiltrate the kitchen to prepare his own special meal for the celebration, and the fact that Simeon had gotten way more intoxicated than intended, and you would think that would be enough to send Lucifer into a raging fit. But it only worsened from there.

Amidst the shouting and flinging of food across the table, Storm sought refuge in the gardens, just outside the dining room, pressing her back against the cool brick of the castle with a sigh. Who knew that the night could turn so disastrous in a single instant. She slid down to the ground, trying to close out the sounds of yelling and crashing from the dining room.

“There isn’t a moments piece with all of them in one room together, is there?”

Storm shot her attention up, shocked to see a relatively calm-looking Barbatos step into the garden. He smiled at her, but she could still see the underlying coldness that he harbored for her in every expression he made. She dropped her gaze down, pulling her legs up to her chest and hugging them.

“I’m sorry, I know this is because of me.” She sighed, trying to hide her face from him. “I insisted that we didn’t need a celebration, but I think that only pushed them to try to make it more ‘fun.’”

Barbatos chuckled, shaking his head. “You are not the cause for their behavior. Frankly, I believe the brothers are typically more well behaved with you around.”

Storm shrugged. “Either way, I still feel partially at fault. I promise I’ll help clean up the mess they cause.”

Barbatos felt his heart flutter at the offer, but squashed the feeling quickly. “There’s no need to continuously fix the rubble they create in their wake, Miss Storm. The brothers are more than capable of cleaning their own messes.”

“I mean, yeah...” She sighed, glancing up at him again. “But I know this causes more stress for you and Diavolo, and I dont want that to-.”

Storm is interrupted by a horn of demonous shattering against the window near her head, followed by Lucifer’s booming yell. She covered her head and screamed, seemingly anticipating being hit by something- or someone.

Barbatos raised a brow, the reaction producing a curiosity within him. Storm’s behavior was perplexing to him. He anticipated that someone with as much raw power as her to willfully use it to get...well, whatever it was that they wanted. After making a pact with Lucifer, he assumed she would next come for him, or for the demon lord himself. But after seeing her continued disinterest in him, he was uncertain what to make of her.

Barbatos sighed quietly, feeling his heart sink with guilt for how he had been treating her. Either she was so good at acting that she was even able to fool someone with the ability of foresight, or she really was just a harmless, frail woman.

He waited for a moment as her breaths came out rapidly between sobs, as if trying to see if she was faking the reaction. His expression softened when she wiped away her tears with the sleeve of her shirt and began subtly rocking herself back and forth.

Barbatos approached slowly and gesturing to the space next to her. “May I?”

Storm swallowed, trying to regulate her breathing. After a moment she nodded, running her hands rapidly through her hair to try to calm herself as the chaos continued inside. Barbatos tried to offer a warmer smile, but she refused to look at him. He hesitated at first, but after a moment of consideration, he extended his arm behind her back, slowly bringing her closer to his side. He held her loosely, rubbing the area near her shoulder blade with his thumb to try to calm her down. The noise inside slowly dwindled, and was replaced the sound of Lucifer ordering the others to clean up the space and scolding them for their behavior.

“I’m sorry.” Storm finally murmured after some time, causing Barbatos to tilt his head curiously.

“For?”

Her breath caught as she tried to speak. “For putting you out of your way...For the extra work I keep making you do. For not being more formal and for just expecting you to do stuff, like make accommodations for Malice earlier last week...I dunno...Just...all of it. I know you don’t like me, and I’m sorry you keep having to deal with my shit.”

Barbatos glanced down at the ground, letting her words soak in his brain. Perhaps he had been treating her a bit unfairly...“I appreciate the sentiment, Miss Storm. But you have nothing to apologize for.”

She shook her head, but said nothing in response. Barbatos sighed, squeezing her arm gently. “For someone with the amount power that you hold, I wouldn’t expect you to act like a timid faun in the face of conflict.” He mused, staring out into the garden.

“I don’t like conflict.” Storm stated flatly, clutching herself tightly. “I’ve seen enough of it in my life. I just want peace.”

Barbatos watched her for a moment, feeling her sigh beneath his hold. “I know I may have come off as cold towards you, but you must understand that I take the safety of the young master and his kingdom very seriously. I was only acting out of concern for that, though I see now that you aren’t the threat that I anticipated you to be.” Barbatos chuckled, shaking his head. “You can barely tolerate someone raising their voice at you, I’m not sure how I expected you to overthrow an entire monarchy.”

Storm flushed, sinking away from him. Barbatos glanced at her, clearing his throat. “Perhaps we got off on the wrong standing. I would like you to join me here for tea next week, to allow myself the opportunity to get to know you better.”

“Will Lord Diavolo be there?” She asked nervously, uncertain about coming alone given the way the prince was acting toward her.

“No, this will be just for you and I.” Barbatos eyed her curiously, surprised again when he saw her shoulders visibly loosen their tension and she breathed a sigh of relief.

“Good...” She initially let the word slip out without thinking, then the tension and anxiety reappeared in her demeanor. “Er...w-well, I don’t mean it like that!! He...he just...makes me nervous.”

Barbatos chuckled, this time though, it felt more genuine. “Not to worry. It’s natural for you to be intimidated by a future king- especially one of demon kind. I know the young master has a hard time manifesting self control, and can sometimes be off-putting. I’ve tried working with him on that, but his excitement seems to always get the best of him.”

Storm let out a small laugh, which lifted Barbatos’ lips into smile. They sat quietly for a bit longer, watching the large Helluna Moths flutter around the garden. Barbatos’ thumb seemingly moving on its own as it continued rubbing the same spot on Storm’s shoulder blade.

Lucifer was just about at his wits ends with everyone’s behavior when he saw Storm quietly excuse herself to the garden. He was hurt to see a celebration that was supposed to be for her delve so far into chaos that she needed to leave. It didn’t help that Diavolo went against Lucifer’s warning again, and had procured human world alcohol. Without a doubt, it caused Fern and Sarah to get piss drunk, which in turn grated on Vivi’s nerves to the extreme. Amidst the chaos, he had somehow lost track of Beel, assuming he was on some hunger-fueled rampage through the cupboards in the kitchen of the castle. What’s worse, is that the only other individuals capable of managing at least some of the chaos- that being Storm and Barbatos- were nowhere to be found. Even Diavolo had long ago passed out in a drunken stooper at his place at the head of the table, leaving the chaos to be handled by him alone.

“Cease this tomfoolery at once! All of you!” Lucifer desperately tried to regain control of his brothers, snatching away their demonus horns and plates before they could damage more of them than they already had.

“Shut it Lulu-lemon.” Sarah slurred, nearly falling over with how drunk they were. “You just needa chill da fuck out, mmkay?”

Lucifer seethed, his wings beginning to unfurl as the anger continued to rise steadily within him. “Sarah, If you don’t hand over that glass right now, I will come over there and pry it out of your hands.”

Sarah giggled manically, sloshing her drink around as she tried to hold it against her chest. “Make me!”

Lucifer growled, but his words were interrupted by Vivi nearly screaming as she whipped around in her chair. “For once I agree with the Sith Lord here. Shut the fuck up and stop spilling your drink on me!”

Sarah leaned her body over Vivi, pouting dramatically. “Oh come on now, you don’t have to keep hiding the fact that you looooove me!”

“Listen Bimbo, I’m warning you.” Vivi snarled back, pushing Sarah off and standing to face her.

“Fight! Fight! Fight!” Fern began chanting, shouting over the chaos and catching some of the others’ attention.

“Now, Fern.” Simeon smiled, but his eyes were glazed over with his own drunken haze. “We don’t want to encourage this kind of behavior, do we?”

“Yes we do.” Satan grinned. “Kick her ass, Vivi!”

Lucifer sighed angrily as he saw Vivi begin to take a fighting stance. He walked over to Sarah, picking her up under his arm and walking her away from Vivi despite protests from Satan and Fern. She whined as he tightened his grip on her to prevent her from wriggling out from under his arms, now addressing the rest of the room.

“All of you- retire to your respective rooms at once. We’re done here.” he said tersely over his shoulder. “Anyone who refuses will-”

Lucifer’s eyes widen as he feels a sharp sting coming on his lower back. he whips his head around, seeing a very drunk Belphie gripping a handful of his feathers, seemingly attempting to rip them off. Lucifer dropped a giggling Sarah to the floor with a loud thud, now gripping a squirming Belphegor by the shirt collar. Throughout their exchange, there was loud, cackling laughter from Fern, Satan, and Mammon.

“And what do you think you’re doing?” Lucifer growled angrily into Belphie’s face.

“Uh...nothing?” Belphie refused to meet his eyes, trying desperately to hide the feathers he could get in the sleeves of his sweater. “I was just...uh...”

Lucifer gritted his teeth, tossing Belphie to the floor next to Sarah. A dark aura wafted from behind his back, causing the rest of the room to suddenly grow silent. “I’ve had enough of this! Get your asses to bed, now! Tomorrow you will all be put to work by Barbatos. I will see to it that you work your fingers to the bone before I will be satisfied with your punishment!”

“Hold up- I hope you’re not including me in this!” Vivi crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at Lucifer.

“I said ALL of you.” Lucifer snapped, turning and walking toward where he saw Storm disappear to. He needed to do something to calm himself down from the unspeakable rage he felt in every inch of his body. His attempts at keeping himself calm were failing, and he feared what he would do if the others continued to push him over the edge.

“Fuck you, Mothman!” Lucifer closed his eyes, muttering under his breath before turning back toward Vivi, just in time to see a horn of demonus thrown in his direction. He moved out of the way just as it whipped by his head, smashing into a thousand pieces against the large bay window behind him.

His anger had surly reached its limit, but before his body allowed him to unload, he paused. The noise was unmistakable, even if he had never heard her reach a level of intensity such as this before. Storm’s scream echoed through his head after it ceased, the emotion behind it holding genuine terror. He glanced at the window briefly before turning back to Vivi, who now had a look of shame on her face, for she clearly had not expected Storm to be just outside the window, nor expected such a horrified reaction to come out in response to the action.

Lucifer regained his bearings spreading out his wings wide. His voice held firm as it took a volume they had rarely heard, sobering the individuals in the room instantly "Clean this up. Now!”

Within moments, everyone had scattered around the room to take to a task. Some picked up glass and percaline shards, while others began clearing the table and rushing dishes to the kitchen. It seemed the tension now sobered them up well enough to actually do something other than be loud and destructive.

Lucifer sighed, relieved that they finally obeyed his orders, but was still fuming that it had taken this much to get them to act. He took a deep breath and turned to go check on Storm, only to be faced with a very worried-looking Beelzebub, soaked from head to toe.

“Lucifer...I messed up...” He whimpered, trying not to make eye-contact with his clearly irate older brother.

“What now?” Lucifer hissed; the exasperation in his tone was obvious.

Beel chewed his lip for a minute and extended his arms. Lucifer sucked in a terse breath when he saw the broken pieces of a record Beelzebub held in his hands.

“Beel...That’s not my cursed Siren record, is it?” Lucifer’s eyes widened as he searched Beelzebub’s face for any sort of hope that he was incorrect. How he had even gotten a hold of it was impressive on its own.

“uh...yeah...it is.” Beel’s tone was soft, and was coated in remorse as he stared at the floor. “I was trying to make a special drink for Storm to congratulate her on her exam scores, and it says in order to be perfect you have to listen this record while making it...so...I borrowed it...but I didn’t realize how powerful the curse in it was and-”

“Beel...” Lucifer breathed rapidly, his nostrils flaring as he snatched the broken pieces out of his hand.

“I-I’m sorry...I know I should have asked you before taking it. I was just so excited for Storm, and wanted to give her something special.” Beel whined, feeling horrible for damaging one of Lucifer’s prized records.

“No...Beel...” Lucifer shook his head, and Beel finally looked up to see the panic and fear present on his face. “You don’t even realize what you’ve done.”

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alienfangs-mov · 1 year ago

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OOOO THIS IS BALLER

I made a rig for D'Arce, some weapons and messed around with colors.

#3dart #fanart #fear and hunger #d'arce #darkest dungeon #blender3d #This has a distinct TellTale vibe to it

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chaninfused · 4 years ago

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Hmm if I remember correctly I think the kraken is still faster than the baller, but the baller explodes at the end so each have their pros and cons. ME TOO! I had such a hard time finding battles yesterday :/ but I found something interesting because of that! Fiddling with the sticks and buttons changes the music. Like it speeds up, slows down, etc. Maybe it's always been there, even in splatoon, and I'm just dumb HAHA I double bias Jisung and Chan! The rest are all my bias wreckers though -🌷

I don’t remember the music thing... maybe I knew it before, but I don’t think I’ve noticed a thing like that now 🤔 I have these mini games you can play while waiting for a battle (I believe it’s a first game thing?) they help pass the time!

#mini games are arcade games and theyre in both the first and second splatoon dfhsjd #but idk if u can play them while waiting #also oooo double biasing chan and jisung #👀👀👀👀#the rest are all biaswreckers- understandable #edit: abt the baller #the problem w it is that people can break the bubble and kill u #while the kraken is just invincible #and faster #hfjdsfksd #🌷 anon #sundooq 💌

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impyssadobsessions · 3 years ago

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(Comics Anon!) It's become a bit of a habit to post short reviews here so: Finished Moon Knight (2014)! It was short, very episodic and self contained, you could pick any one issue up and read it independently of the rest of the run. Was a good introduction to marvel. Really liked the unreality aspects. Like the one with the guy who was dead but still dreaming and everybody in the house was being forced to witness the dreams when they slept. They were slowly going insane because of it and it was absolutely baller. Lot of religious themes, like I mentioned this in a dm but it reads like the writer had a lot of religious trauma and really needed an outlet. Nearly every issue had one scene or another that boiled down to "God is Real and he Does Not love you." (Granted they used Khonshu the Egyptian moon god rather than any still widely worshiped deities but still.) Which I found really cool personally because I tend to prefer the portrayal of gods and godlike beings as inherently unknowable and incompatible with humanity in some way, but I've also been an atheist since I was prepubescent so that'll probably be down to your own discretion whether or not you want to read that. I have a list of more Moon Knight runs to read before jumping back to DC so I'll keep you posted.

Oooo that's neat~ I have a hard time reading things with religious themes but I do like that theme. God hates u. LOL

#moon knight #review #marvel universe

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cellard0ors · 3 years ago

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Fic: Movement (2/?)

Still dedicated to the wonderful @peachworthy. you read part one than you know - GMM Rhink AU - College Student Link/Pornstar Rhett AU

“Got it right again, man! You’re going to ace this test!” Rhett crows as he tosses down another notecard and Link pumps his arms in triumph. The two of them are settled in the kitchen, piles of books and notecards spread around as well as few bottles of beers and some bowls of chips.

Link picks up one chip and pops it into his mouth, grinning at his roommate fondly, “Well, couldn’t’ve done it without you, pal. You are, without a doubt, the best study buddy I’ve ever had.”

“Aw shucks, gonna make me blush,” Rhett laughs even though it’s Link who feels his cheeks actually grow warm, his friend’s laughter a common cause of the occurrence.

They’ve been living together for over a month now and it’s been beyond amazing. Link would’ve never guessed a guy like Rhett and a guy like him would work so well together.

It’s like they’re the world’s weirdest, most convoluted puzzle yet all the pieces click together to form a full picture that is nothing short of a masterpiece. True, there’s a lot about Rhett Link doesn’t know yet (and gosh is there a lot he wants to know) but their friendship is running smoothly.

Well, smoothly save for the massive crush Link has on the guy, albeit he’s doing his damned best to squash it. Yes, Rhett’s attractive and yes, he’s the first guy Link’s ever met that he’s felt a real zing for, but the fact of the matter is – Link would much rather have him as a friend and roommate than lose him as a…well, Link’s not sure if he’d lose him, but the mere possibility keeps Link’s lips sealed.

Besides, it’s okay to crush on someone and never act on it. People do it all the time. Not to mention that it’s a bit…odd to crush on someone in Rhett’s line of work. Isn’t it?

Link can’t think of too many people who will admit to crushing on an adult film star. Regular, mainstream film stars, sure – but adult film stars?

Yeah…

Although, to be frank, Link’s sure there are some that do. And, hopefully, some of them are not the creepy internet troll-y kind of people, but genuine salt of the earth folks like himself. Because, okay, he is crushing on one so…

Rhett is toying with the cards, maybe looking for the next question to quiz Link on when he asks idly, “Y’know, Link – I gotta say, I admire your stamina.”

That remarks makes Link choke on the drink he’s just been consuming, a cough clearing it up some as he croaks, “I’m-I’m sorry?”

Rhett hums noncommittally, as if not noticing the gaffe, “You’ve had yet to grill me about my job. Normally, once folks hear about it, that’s all they want to talk about.”

“Oh,” Link breathes out loosely, “Well, ah-? It-? It just…seemed rude to-to ask…”

“Been over a month living with me now. You telling me you ain’t interested?”

“I didn’t say that!” Link quips back much quicker than he would like, but Rhett just gives him the most perfect smile. All sincere and warm beneath his beard and remember, Link, you’re doing you’re best not to crush on him!

Rhett is still toying with the cards, eyelashes downcast, the very visual definition of shy as he murmurs, “Just sayin’…I don’t mind if you wanna ask some stuff.”

Link’s eyebrows rise in such a way as to damn near bump his glasses off, “Y-You sure?”

Rhett draws in a deep inhale and then sits the cards down. He crosses his arms and leans back in his seat, looking quite serious even despite the casual red flannel and jeans, as if this was more of an interview (or perhaps an interrogation?) than anything else, “Shoot.”

The a million and one questions that Link has kept at bay about Rhett’s job and more personal life threaten to cave his skull in as they crash about in his mind. However, he has to go with the obvious, “Know this’ll be predictable, but…why?”

Rhett just bobs his head in an understanding nod even as Link pushes on, “Why and how?”

Rhett sucks on his teeth before picking up his own beer and taking a fortifying sip before continuing, “The two are kinda interconnected to be honest. Had a fallin’ out with my family. Think I mentioned it in passin’ to you once. But, to clarify; they weren’t too happy with my chosen living destination nor with the fact that I’d come to terms with the notion that I’m attracted to both the ladies and the gents.”

Link’s mind immediately (and joyously) clings to ‘the gents’ remark, bookmarking it for future reference, even as Rhett continues his tale, “You grew up where we did. So you get it.”

Link does. And then, to nail the point home, Rhett adds, “Probably get it a lot more than others. If my…instincts are to be believed.”

Shit.

SHIT.

Link’s whole body immediately bursts into flame, the tips of his ears so hot he’s sure they’re glowing bright red.

Rhett knows I’m gay. He knows. I thought having a radar for that kind of thing was bullhonkey, but he knows and oh, lord, oh lord – do I give off some sorta vibe? I know that girl in my screenwriting class, Stevie, she teased me about being an A-Level twink or something, but I didn’t think-!

Rhett’s laughter carves right through Link’s insecurities, “Take a breath, brother! Look like you’re about to pop!”

Link does and Rhett just shakes his head, still grinning, “Point being – I was pretty much a babe in the woods when I came to LA. Not two nickels to my name, so I took whatever gigs I could get. Managed to snag a few commercials and things of that nature, but you know the drill. Jobs are hard to come by. And a guy of my height?”

He blows out a big breath and tosses all of those luxurious curls about with a rueful head shake, “Yeah, most people fingered me for a baller, so – again – jobs were hard to come by. But then, wouldn’t you know it? A friend of a friend of a contact told me about this part they thought I’d be perfect for.”

Another deep barrel chested chuckle emerges as he reminiscences, “Mighta been nice of ‘em to let me know it was actually a part of me they thought would be perfect.”

Do not zero in on his crotch! Do NOT zero in on his crotch! Charles Lincoln Neal the Third DO NOT-!

Link keeps his eyes so steadfastly forward he probably looks like some bug eyed zombie. If Rhett notices, he doesn't comment, “Anyway, when I found out what the role was, I had planned to politely decline but, y’know, the money they offered…”

There’s an easy shrug and this Link can look at. He looks at Rhett, who looks a bit sheepish as he scratches at one side of his beard, “I mean, again, you grew up where I did. So, you know how the whole ‘wait until marriage’ thing was drilled into your head, but I figured it wasn’t like anybody would know. My family’d cut me off, my friends were few and far in between, and the people on set…”

Now he looks a bit happier and Link can’t help but smile along with him, “The people on set were all right. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the kind of stories people tend to spin – the exploitation, the drug abuse, other questionable stuff…place I was at wasn’t like that. I mean, maybe I just lucked out or something, but it was…”

Another shrug and he goes for his beer again. Link figures this is as good a time as any to get in another question, “So, you did that and then you…? Just kept going?”

Rhett nods as he drinks, the bottle leaving his mouth with an obscene pop that Link is going to do his best to forget all about right now and certainly not recall at any point in the future (and most certainly NOT when he’s jacking off later), “Yeah, I did the one and the director really liked me. He pull me aside and told me about this company he was trying to set up with a couple of buddies of his. They wanted to go in a classier direction – know how funny that sounds, but he was serious.”

“So, what? No, like, blockbuster porno knock offs? Like ‘Sex in The City and ON the City’ or ‘Arma-get-it-on’?”

“Think you stole that last one from an episode of CSI.”

“I did, doesn’t change the question.”

They’re both smiling like a couple of fools, but the mood is good and the atmosphere light as Rhett sighs, “Yeah, nothing like that. I’ve actually worked with a few female directors, shot some things with great budgets, nice lighting, good costumes…”

“Oooo, costumes,” Link teases in the silliest voice and Rhett swats out at him. Link avoids the hit even as Rhett rolls his eyes, “I’m serious, dude. Some of the things that department pumps out looks better than anything you’d see in Hollywood.”

“Hmm, some kinda wood,” Link snickers and this time Rhett’s swat makes impact, brushing Link’s shoulder and Link would be embarrassed by the giggle he lets out, if it weren’t for the way Rhett’s nose is all scrunched up, making him look beyond adorable, “You’re sucha brat!”

Link sticks out his tongue and Rhett just laughs. They turn their attention to the drinks and chips for awhile before Link circles around to another question, “You like it then?”

“It’s a living,” Rhett confirms, not really answering one way or another, “Like I said – make great money, work with some really nice people.”

“Uh,” Link scratches behind one ear, “Hate to ask, but, um…clean people?”

Rhett doesn’t seem offended, “You bet. Have to be. Another reason I’ve done this as long as I have. Money's great, but the safety is even better. I’m currently under contract with that same company I told you about – the one that director brought me under. On top of wanting to,” he air quotes his next words, “be classier’-”

He drops the quotes, “They wanted to provide an excellent work environment. Heck, me and the other actors and actresses probably have a cleaner bill of health than the entire state. Can’t shoot scene one until you’ve got the A-Okay.”

“Huh,” Link absorbs that with some surprise, but then, he supposes it really shouldn’t be. The adult film industry is a big lumbering beast right alongside it’s more recognized counterpart. No reason one shouldn’t be as cautious as the other. If anything, one has more right to be cautious.

Thinking on this, Link suddenly feels an odd pang. It’s a shame in one way that’s one viewed as more reckless than the other, more questionable. But, when viewed through a mostly puritan lens…

Not wanting to get too philosophical, Link switches gears, “You been in a lot of films?”

“My fair share.”

Another dodge, but Link will let him have it. However, he can practically feel devil horns rise as he asks with a naughty gleam to his eye, “Win any awards?”

Rhett’s practically preening, “Several.”

“Really?” Link asks with some surprise, but Rhett suddenly looks quite naughty himself. Naughty and…a bit too hot for Link’s liking as the heat that always seems to surround him when he’s near Rhett rises and woo boy, he’s really failing at this squashing-the-crush thing.

“If you’re a good boy, maybe I’ll show you one of my trophies some time…”

Everything in Link melts into a puddle and he’s not sure what expression he’s wearing, but it’s one that makes Rhett’s whole face light up, “…or maybe, just maybe, I’ll show you a little somethin’ else…”

If it’s possible for a melted puddle to also explode, then Link’s just done it. Rhett bursts into guffaws as he reaches forward and, very smoothly, pushes Link’s jaw up because Link’s jaw? It dropped. He didn’t even feel it drop.

And then, to just add more fuel to the fire, Rhett rubs the pad of his thumb along the bottom of Link’s chin, right below his lip, “Damn, son…you’re just too much for words.”

“I…”

That’s it.

That’s all that Link can offer.

Just one sound, one vowel.

Silent and stunned and Rhett draws back, looking like the cat that ate the canary as he lets him go and rises up from his seat, “Think you need a moment. I’ll be back in a bit.”

And – just like that – Rhett saunters out of the room.

#rhink #randl #my writing #peachworthy #oh my sweet peach

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