#ON SIGHT. CLOCKED

[sometimeswritingsometimesdying]

how fucking online do i have to be to recognize the lamp on charlie's nightstand in ep4 of heartstopper season 3 to be the same one that daniel howell bought phil lester for christmas after forgetting he had already bought two other lamps as gifts? im getting concerned here

[shaykai]

Okay but hear me out, both Durge and Gortash looking at their first heist together as a test.

They have things to steal and messages to send, sure, but more than that, they’re testing each other.

Can the brute think - can the politician fight?

And at some point, they notice that the other is watching them and likely has been the entire time - and that in itself is a point earned

[apiratefellinlovewithastar]

I really love how they close up on Zoro when Sanji joins the crew because Sanji is all smiles with both Luffy and Usopp, and then when he glances at Zoro you can tell his demeanor shifts instantly even though his little smile is still kinda there

[caliphoria17]

Daaamn. Cruz may as well be the stud in this show. Always attracting the ladies. Well… no. More like, always getting involved with the assets 🤣

[quackle]

SHE BROKE OUT OF THE CAGE YALL

[robotbeetle]

I asked my sister (who knows nothing about bg3) if she would smash or pass on the bg3 companions. Her responses were so good so i thought id share

Wyll - Pass, he’s seems like he’s too focused on being a hero that he forgets to be a person.

Shadowheart - Smash but leave very quickly afterwards. She’s giving condescending girl boss. Looks like she has either mommy or daddy issues

Gale - …smash? Hes giving dilf but it seems like he has to try very hard to put the D in dilf

Lae’zel - pass, she has crazy in those eye. She seems like a girly girl but when she’s someone’s girlfriend she looks like she can be a bit much… like lavender brown from harry potter

Astarion - smash I suppose. Hes sort of giving chasimatic on the outside but angsty inside. His angsty part would make him pathetic but his whiny parts would be his most endearing. Would a good twink in the right context. Like a greek hero that keeps getting women and goddesses to fall for him. (Goes on to compare him to odysseus)

Karlach - shes giving herbo, shes very energetic shes very cheery. Pass, she seems like she would be a lot in bed. She seems like the type of person who loves giving hugs but is too aggressive with it.

[sunderingstars]

i am not immune to aroace-flavored found family

[evilvampire]

I can’t get over Jaheira’s comments about Astarion if he ascends like I know she’s being serious about being a “very nosy neighbour” but I have this really silly mental image of them where Astarion’s out on his balcony in a silk robe at like 8:30 AM (which is unfathomably early for him) with a glass of wine and him seeing Jaheira (who’s been up since 5:00 AM) teaching Fig proper decapitation form on a training dummy with *suspiciously* white hair and then she looks up and sees him and they’re both like

😄🖕

😄🖕

[folieadeu-x]

Starting off my new tumblr life™️ by posting a couple commissions I finished recently :)) Both ocs here belong to corgiblud on toyhouse

[koqabear]

god, when is it my turn to be used by tyunning

ugh. YOU GET IT!!! oh to deal with tyuns nasty possessiveness and hyuka’s helpless self…. 😞 it’s a cruel world out here.

[designernishiki]

im realizing that yuki replying to majima saying “you know im a man too right” with something along the lines of “yeah but you’re… y’know.” in y0 is the spiritual predecessor of ichiban saying to kiryu “oh sorry, you don’t seem like a ladies’ man…” in y8

[distraughtlesbian]

i (DESERVEDLY‼️) heckle pb for a lot of their narrative choices but even all these years later this plot twist………masters in cuntology double major in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis minor in motherlogical studies graduated with honours from the university of servington. sorry. they chewed. i love the way it feels to be a hater but they can have their flowers just this 1 time

[whoareyougoingtocall]

okay who summoned cuthulu on my lunchbreak. who was it.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[my-heart-is-a-fish]

Tfw when you check on tumblr to see what's up but it's been multiple years worth of url changes while you were gone and you don't know who anyone is anymore

[solcarow]

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