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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

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Desperately needed to have this on my blog

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Tfw when you check on tumblr to see what's up but it's been multiple years worth of url changes while you were gone and you don't know who anyone is anymore

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A dazzling emerald hue / 16 April 2022 Saturday

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babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

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Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife

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Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife

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Good Find

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

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“the horrifying creatures of the deep ocean” to YOU. I’m holding their fins. I’m petting them on the head. we’re making seaweed crowns and watching the marine snow go by

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I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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glados: hello again. just letting you know its now pride month. given that aperture science is on the forefront of cutting edge allyship technology, i am pleased to inform you the bullets our turrets have been loaded with are shaped like miniature penises. how delightful. we’ve also taken the opportunity to use a new blend of rainbow colored neurotoxin designed by a lesbian. myself. didn’t you know?maybe you did know this whole time, really puts your “trying to kill me and replace me with a man“ thing in perspective. sad really.

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Stephanie Rew 

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