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vespaer77 · 2 months ago
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The name of this cheese is honestly the dirtiest joke Bioware has ever told and I love it
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chaosandwolves · 6 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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WHAT WAS THAT
I'M SO OVERWHELMED AND STUNNED AND SPEECHLESS AND
WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT THE HEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
everyone involved
FUCKING AMAZING JOB
I'm losing my mind omfg
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puddlescove · 1 year ago
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WHAT
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WAAAAAAAAAAAT
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poptartregreteva · 6 months ago
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I LIKED 1000 POSTS
I REACHED 1000 LIKES
WHAT
the prophecy has been returned
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astronomergrump · 10 months ago
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FUCK NO THEY DON'T
He can just take his mask off and they'll fall over like a goat
I'm curious let's go
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lavender-rroses · 1 month ago
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this is the vibe i think
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tojisteddy · 13 days ago
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After Care with Toji.
cw: no use of ‘y/n’ I use ‘[+]’, depicting after care (obviously), sub space, softdom!toji, fluff, dom/sub dynamics, treading the line of dd/lg (anyone could digest this), pet names (baby, doll, mama, ma), it’s LONG (idk how many words, I know know it’s LONG), toji is the sweetest bf ever.
Toji knew your limits. He knew just how much he could push and pull, throw you around until you were delirious. And he knew when you were fucked out of your mind, when you couldn’t think properly, you who’d only knew how to moan and spew gibberish.
He’d had half of his manhood in you, slowly sliding out of your gushing cunt as he looked down at your ravished body. He had hickies and bite marks from the top of your neck to your toes, both of juices on your stomach down an absolute mess coming from both of your thighs. He adored the sight of it.
He gently lifted your chin to look at him, your eyes kept wandering around, “no, no, look at me mama, focus.” His voice was gentle but it was a command.
It sorta sounded like God was calling you, maybe the pearly gates were opening. You wouldn’t have minded.
“Where’s yer head at? Tell me.” He always asked when you were blissed out.
You couldn’t verbally answer though. You reached for the back of his knee and tapped. Once, twice, three times. Toji’d known from the first tap alone you were calling it quits, he sat you up on the pillows. Running to go get a damp towel or two to clean you off.
“Such a good girl f’ me today Doll. Did so well.”
You hiccuped, rubbing your face that was once full of tears. “Really?”
Fuck, you were so damn cute like this.
“Course mama,” he lifted your hand and kissing your knuckles and intertwined your fingers, “Loved bein with you. You love it too?”
“Course papa.” You replied, using his same sweet tone.
The ends of his lips curved up, leaving a quick kiss at your temple, “Yer so sweet baby.”
You hadn’t even realized when Toji finished cleaning you up and had sat you up, legs dangling off the bed. You felt his fingers going into your hair.
“I-I can take care ‘f myself Toji.”
“Sure you can ma, but not right now. Let me help you.”
Togi was consistent with after care. It was something he learned how to do after being with so many women, to look out for them. Help them clean up, get them properly conscious, relaxed.
It was different with you, though.
Not that he wasn’t a fan of it already, but after pushing you to your limit, manhandling you every which way known to man, forcing you to take everything he had— he loved taking care of you. To the point that even when his dick K.O’ed you into darkness, you’d wake up at 3 am, the moonlight slithering it’s way into the your shades bedroom through the curtains. You’d sit all the way up, rubbing your tired eyes to find yourself completely wiped down, in one of Toji’s sweatshirts that hung off him just right but gave you sweater paws, a pair of underwear and a scarf to protect your hair because he knew you’d be grumbling all morning if you woke up with out.
He didn’t mind because he loved you.
You, who never asked too much of him or pushed him too hard. You, who felt every need to be independent, and he had to teach you to rely on him. You, who had every wall built up as far as the eye can see, worse than him— it was Toji who broke every one of them down, breaking his own in the process.
Yes, you were his play thing in the bedroom, a messy girl, his slut— but everywhere else, you were his baby, his gorgeous girl, cute future momma to his kids, his lover.
Oh how he absolutely adored you.
“What’ddya wanna do, huh? Take a drive, eat, a bath?” He had put your curls up with one of the silk scrunchies you left lying around, leaving peppering kisses on the back of your neck.
“A bath.” You mumbled.
“Yeah?” He carefully rubbed your hips, thankfully they didn’t bruise this time.
“Go on, take a shower first ‘nd I’ll meet you there. You know what to do.”
With a pat to your ass, you were off. Legs wobbly from so much action.
Toji took care of everything. From changing the sheets, lighting candles, playing whatever music you wanted to hear to wind down, running the overly hot bath water with bubbles, just how you liked it. Whatever you wanted at the moment, Toji would give it to you. He loved how reliant you were when you were blissed out.
He liked it when you were completely relaxed, completely trusting of him with not a care in the world. Your only focus was him and being with him. He also loved being needed by you, how you were like two peas in a pod— both of you needing each other.
You pressed your head on the cool tile of the shower, closing your eyes as the soap and water ran down your body. It felt soooo nice against your skin.
“Oi, if yer tired sit on the hinoki!”
He snapped you out of whatever trance you were in with the wall, but you closed your eyes again with a scuff, “fuck off… ‘m not tired… You’re fuckin tired.”
Toji chuckled, setting both of your pajamas on the bathroom counter and then joining you under the hot water.
“You talkin shit?” An amused look on his face, leaning down closer to see you. As if he wasn’t already following your every move, just to make sure you were safe on your own.
“You get in my face… talkin- talkin ‘bout me… you’rrre the one yellin. Yoouu must be tired.” You slurred out, a grin forming on your face.
“ ‘S that right?”
“ ‘M always righ—”
You yelped out, Tojis devious fingers immediately going to your tummy, your arm pits— anywhere he knew he could get a bustle of laughter out of you. At the best and worst times, Toji was a literal tickle monster. He could get anything out of you that way.
“That’s— haha- you’re cheating! Ah! Hehee- you cheater!”
“Come on! I know yer tired, I’ll stop if you sit.”
“Oh, come awn!”
Without another word, Toji had you trapped between his body and the tile wall of the shower, tickling you so much it hurt.
You groaned, still giggling up a storm, slapping his large arms that held you, “Damn it! I give! I give!”
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, his fingers were off of you body, taking your hand and guiding you to the hinoki.
“Doesn’t that feel better?”
“Whatever.”
It did feel better, your legs had been contorted in every in every way imaginable. Above his head, above your head, spread out from the Atlantic Ocean to the pacific. It felt good to take a rest.
Your eyes trailed up Toji’s body, skin riddled with scratch marks from his arms to his back, a few hickies on his neck, water cascading down his toned muscles, chiseled cheek bones—
“You starin mama?”
Toji hummed to himself, he loved when your eyes were on him. They were so pretty to him, especially when you were in the sun and he could really get a look at them. Like two Hershey kisses staring back at his green ones.
“Look so cute when you blush.”
“Shut up! You can’t even see it!”
He couldn’t, your brown skin didn’t let it peek through.
But it was in the way your eyes immediately went else where, unconsciously going to feel your heated cheeks or even trying to hide your face that had a small toothy smile— so fucking cute.
“Is the bath done?” Your eyes going to the tub a few feet away back to Toji who was washing his body with a wash cloth.
“Course, but you always fall asleep in there Doll ‘nd I told you I don’t like. It’s not safe.”
“I’ve never fallin asleep in there!”
His eyes met yours, eyebrow raised. Try it [+], I dare you.
“Maybe once.”
He shook his head, going back to washing his body. Unbelievable.
“More than once.” It came out more like a question even though you knew the answer to it.
Toji peered down at you, your eyes back at the tub. The steam was rising from the water, bubbles floating to and fro in the water. Slowly disappearing. Then your eyes went back to him. Big brown doe eyes, a tilt of your head and the cherry on top; a pout on your two tone lips. Not two big, not too small- just enough to push.
You were hell.
How could he say no when you were looking up at him like that.
“Fine- fuck baby, take your time!”
You slipped twice getting to the tub. Once because of how wet your foot was because of the water and another time because your legs felt exactly like the water under your foot. If it weren’t for the bath, you wouldn’t be able to walk tomorrow. Now you would be able to, a little limp like you worked out (I mean you probably could consider what you did an hour ago a workout) but you’d be able to!
Toji was right there with you, towel in his lap just barely covering his manhood, sitting on the hinoki and washing his hair. Talking to you about anything from the lunch you packed him last week to the new sake he wanted to try. You loved it, Toji’s voice was like a melody, deep, scratchy because of all the cigarettes yet smooth— a shot of whiskey.
“Scoot.”
You moved forward so Toji could sit behind you, it was his spot whenever you took baths together. After care or not. He loved getting to hold you, letting you rest your head on his shoulder, leaving kisses at every place he left a hickey, maybe placing one or two new ones there.
Tonight was quiet, The Light In by Lana playing. You really were tired, unwilling to fight it but at peace— right where you needed to be. Toji was rubbing your arms, your thighs, your shoulders, just in the right places— he had some godly hands. Toji looked at you, who was completely slumped, your head resting against the tub, your long lashes slowly meeting each again and again.
“Ready for bed?”
“Mmm.”
You don’t know how, or when but by the time you’d realized— Toji had you in bed, teeth brushed, pajamas and scarf on and was rubbing the small of your back. Whispering how you did so well for him, how good you were, his adorable baby— a total sweetheart.
“Love you papa.” You mumbled, drifting off without a second thought.
Toji smiled, taking in your gorgeous face one more time before closing his eyes.
“Love you too mama.”
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hayden-christensen · 10 months ago
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STAR WARS WEEK 2024 DAY 3: I'LL TRY SPIN-OFFS! - FAVOURITE NON SKYWALKER SAGA MEDIA ▸ OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) + trivia [insp]
The series features the return of Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to Star Wars after 17 years. Jimmy Smits, Joel Edgerton, Bonnie Piesse, Temuera Morrison, Ian McDiarmid, Anthony Daniels, Liam Neeson and James Earl Jones also reprise their roles from the prequels. It is the most-watched Disney Plus original series premiere globally to date, based on hours streamed in an opening weekend and was nominated for five Emmy Awards, including Outstanding Limited or Anthology Series.
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thekittyfox2999 · 5 months ago
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I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY WHAT
APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW
‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️
Our babies are on Mars.
Freaking MARS.
Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.
(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)
In my mind:
SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*
WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*
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midnight--sadness · 2 months ago
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inho staring at gihun like he wants to eat him out and gihun looking at his lips constantly
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the director had to have written that into the script like there is no way that lee jung-jae and lee byung-hun just decided to do that multiple times throughout several episodes
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seventh-district · 10 months ago
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
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poptartregreteva · 7 months ago
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pragretti · 2 years ago
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They'd be married in a hurricane ☔
aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will
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north-noire · 3 months ago
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it's the best decision i'll ever make.
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noornight · 4 months ago
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
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bunnybabbits · 1 year ago
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today I learned Marina can hold guns
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