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yapper bf x listener bf
#kaishin#kidco#shinichi a canon yapper#he's constantly like “how do i make this about sherlock holmes 🤔” and yaps about it unprovoked lmao i love it#i feel like kaito yaps a lot too but since he is a magician and a thief by nature he cant help but listen on a conversation first by defaul#before he chimes in on the convo#i think kaishin are yappers when they're together though#with the vast amount of knowledge they have i bet they enjoy going toe to toe with discussions even debates#it's like the nerdiest verbal foreplay in a way lmao#but also i think shinichi more freely yaps than kaito in general but i think when kaito gets into a subject he really loves he will not sto#info dumping nd shinichi just happily listens to him#also kaito number 1 toichi fanboy he probably talks about him like shinichi talks about sherlock lmao#ANYWAY THIS ART IS SO CUTE LOOK AT KAITO LISTENING ON THE PHONE LOOKING ENDEARED AAAAHHH#conan just yapping on#i bet it's like “hey thief need you to do something dangerous for me again you in?” and in kaito's head it's like 'aww he trusts me' LMAOOO#actually im wrong conan would never ask if he's in he'll just make it so kaito doesnt have a choice situationally or morally LMAOOOOOOO#it's okay cause it goes both ways kaito does it to conan too...oh mutual love 🥺#edogawa conan#kaitou kid#detective conan#dcmk#dc prattles#btw i want yall to know that the original art set is conan haibara kid and amuro and only conan was yapping his head off#while the others were all listening on the phone attentively lol take that as you will
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Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)
But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:
Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Dragodile#CW Pregnancy#Iva-chan's HRT is *MAGIC* HRT. You get a fully functional cis ass body. Dragon can be forcefemme'd and impregnated WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY#I just. Imagining the convo that would lead to this has me in hysterics okay#Like Crocodile completely casually telling Dragon off like ''I'm not going through pregancy again. Your turn''#Like he's not even SERIOUSLY suggesting Dragon do it (just refusing going through it again himself)#But then Dragon actually considders it#Innitially horrified by the thought but then figuring like. Crocodile went through it and survived. It can't be that bad can it#Dragon would have to learn the hard way just how Bad it would in fact be lmaooo#Also hey Dragon getting to experience Gender Dysphoria in Turbo Mode would give him like a better understanding of The Shit Croc went throu#He'd be able to understand Croc's feelings and appreciate what he put up with for their baby#Which would be great if they were actually getting back together after The Divorce etc etc#Also Croc would get to be a doting husband for his temporary-wife like he was meant to be and that's just great#Dragon flipflopping between horrible dysphoria and being head over heels for his mob boss husband being so gentle with him? Adorable#((Just for clarity this is not a critique of other people's idea of Dragodile Baby 2. I just wanted to share The Funnier Option))#((You know me I love two things; gut wrenching tragedies and comedy. That's it. The two genderdsdjfghsjkdfgh))
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I just started learning Korean on this app and I'm loving the apps priorities. I was hesitant because I knew I would lose my motivation if I had to go through hours of learning the alphabet just to spend hours learning to say "Anna is from Germany" but this app really taught me 4 characters and said "great, now say 'let's go to the karaoke'"
I started the second (SECOND) section and "I really like this music video" is before learning "D"
I love this app
#It also had videos of people saying the words and sentences in the appropriate situations#But tell me why the video to learning#Yeah#Okay#Was a guy going#Mmhm#Without opening his mouth???#I KNOW THAT#THAT'S UNIVERSAL#TEACH ME FUCKING WORD#But I've been learning for an hour total and I can already do small talk this is fantastic#Memrise#I've used years on duolingo#And I've never had so much fun learning a language before#It's actually teaching me things I would say in casual convo#Instead of things I'd never say
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sorry imma put this one on here, i wanna reply to it but i won't be able to without watering down my intent, and if i do my point loses its weight
edit: nvm LMFAO i worded it nicely in the end, under the cut tho cus this is mf long

(context: in this chapter of a manhwa, the sister of a criminal who attempted to kill the main protagonist talked with her and told her about how her other brother died in interrogation for being part of the revolutionary group against the monarchy. his death was happening in tandem with the main character's violin recital, of which her father left his duty from interrogating the brother, just so he could attend. it was framed in such a way to show how oblivious she was to the political climate surrounding her, how her privilege kept her sheltered, and how even when the criminal's sister went to their gates she was detained and shooed away and dismissed as "causing a fuss". their eyes meet from the MC being up high on the balcony, and the woman from down low past the fences, officers manhandling her into going away as she was a commoner and could be seen as an ally to her brother as part of the revolutionary party. the woman says specifically that she doesn't think that the mc is guilty, she just wants her to know what happened. and the mc reflects on all of this and realises how clueless she's been, how sheltered of a life she had that, until now, she couldn't find the common thread between the two of them, and she starts crying and apologising. later on, when she calms down, the weight of her privileged birth and its responsibilities hits her, and she's steeling herself, and the chapter ends.)
first of all. hmmm?? "what exactly is the FL's fault"? of course, if we were to go by straightforward, linear logic, SHE hasn't done anything wrong. she never ordered her dad to kill people. she doesn't even know people are dying. no one has been put under harms way by her direct actions. all these things would be enough to clear your conscience.... if you are a child, that is.
if you are an adult, like she is, you will eventually realise that you have the power to impact people and things and your surroundings. if you are an adult with a moral conscience, you will feel BAD about your obliviousness to others' suffering that makes you rethink about what your blindspots in perception are; how could i have missed something so vital - how long has this been going on - why did this continue to happen? and this is the stage she is getting at. by our estimates as modern people living in modern world standards, it is very late to be living this long and not realise that you are not the only unique occupant of the world, blind to other people's perspectives. but that's besides the point, because everyone has their own path and pace to follow. it doesn't matter how long it took to get here, we're just glad you're here now to do the good work with us.
do you not feel some sort of revulsion knowing that a family member of yours is acting in immoral ways, and you've been the unwitting beneficiary to that immorality? does it not burden you with responsibility when you realise you could have had multiple opportunities to speak out against the hurt being inflicted onto others, while you were in a position to do so safely and without extreme repercussion? THAT is what she's feeling. she knows that she technically do anything wrong, but she didn't do anything right, either. and it is not enough to know suffering exists, but to strive to heal it, whenever you are able.
this is obviously a fictional story so it doesn't have to be that deep; except it can be, and it's trying to be, because this story is set after the revolution has toppled over the monarchy, so themes like classism, privilege of birth and how to quantify someone's 'value' will be present.
nevermind i wrote all of this but i got so heated instead that i actually managed to write a pretty polite sounding response to the comment, leading with curiosity abt their perspectives and trying to sound friendly and Open to Discussion. the proofreader in me will never die as long as im pissed off at people but trying to find a constructive way of communicating that upset 💪😎👍
anyways. this is what i wrote instead


i don't do zines these days but my proofreader ability for real saves my ass so many times in writing communication. fr i think i would've made some very regretful choices if i were trigger happy ajdhskdjkdjd i'm quite satisfied w what i wrote, i lined out what i got different from them and expressed curiosity on their perspective, posited positives to recontextualize things so that i'm not just going "no ur wrong and Here's Why", gently went "we can agree to disagree!" and remained pretty lighthearted throughout, with no accusatory or pointed language. i'm p proud of myself!! i am able to engage in discussions without pissing myself and other people off!! hurray!!
#yuu rambles#i for real could FEEL the elitist part of my brain going IF YOU WANTED THINGS TO BE CLEARCUT AND SIMPLE WHY WOULD YOU READ A TRAGEDY / WAR#GENRE MEDIA. GO READ ROMCOMS. but then i was like calm down man... nothing good will come out of being mean... it's Fine#and i was like. mb you're totally right. we can talk like human beings and exchange opinions in discussions and enter convos in good faith👍#and the logic part of my brain was like okay lets combine our powers with Social brain and proofread this so we act w more diplomacy nd tac#yeah. idk that was a wild ride to go on for like half an hour LMFAO#alright see ya!!! thanks for readin my rambles!!#EDIT: SOME OTHER PPL COMMENTED UNDER THE THREAD AND WAS SO STRAIGHTFORWARD BEING LIKE BRUH WTF ARE U SAYING#KAHDKSHFKFK HELPPPPP THSIS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING FUNNY. I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE BUT PPL OUT HERE STRAIGHT UP WAS LIKE#SHUTTING THEM DOWN. not even trying to be overly respectful or anything just really 'what the hell are you saying?'#yuu reads#my beloved oppressor#<- title of the manhwa btw LMFAO
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(*・ω・*)b♪
#I'm a bit late but :)#Mmmhh lots of thoughts about this episode. Nothing really relevant though lol#I like it... Mostly. Well‚ I like Atsushi‚ and I like Atsushi screentime.#I always forget that there's actually a one week timeskip within the Guild arc#I think these chapters were generally better executed in the manga.#But even then it's just...#Why do the make the Guild / Fitzgerald so. dumb. Why do they make them act so wildly irrationally and at the protagonists' advantage#It really gives villain acting entirely mindlessly to make the plot advance and the heroes win. It's really sensless.#I mean especially when Atsushi yielded. Why didn't Fitzgerald take his offer. For real!!#For real. He had NOTHING to gain from proceeding with his plan. He already obtained for Atsushi and the ada to collaborate.#Now they are NEVER going to help him‚ and that's agreat loss for him.#And idk. i hear that little Tumblr post in my voice saying “why would you complain about characters acting irrationally!#Do people irl never act irrationally?”#And yeah I get Fitzgerald was frustrated for losing Mitchell and his fight with Hawthorne. Okay I understand.#But that's definitely too much. That's him acting downright stupid at the heroes' advantage and it's just pretty underwhelming to read?#That said. It's just general notes I'm not particularly annoyed because like. That's just b/s/d to you. Dumbing down the villains a second–#so the author can escape the trap they put themselves into. Very Marvel-esque move lol.#On that exact same note WHY WOULD LUCY HAVE THE DOLL.#The doll is the whole premise for your plan working why would you not protect it with everything 😭😭😭#I'm not getting in the Lucy / Atsushi scene itself. I love Lucy but I swear every time that scene gets played a femminist dies#(it's me. I'm the femminist dying every time.)#Mmmhh a couple more things. I dislike the ost choice in the scene where Steinbeck is torturing Q it feels so out of place#And I really don't get what's the deal with the Hawthorne / Fitzgerald convo it's so confusing to me. Like it It looks like Hawtorne is–#blaming Fitzgerald for Mitchell's condition (both in health and for her family status) but...#Objectively neither of those things are Fitzgerald's fault? Idk maybe I just have very little media comprehension for this arc because–#a lot of things just seem to happen with no sense. But it's okay#Im complaining a lot lol but its mostly irrelevant things (or like with the dumbification of villains things I've learnt to live with lmao)#But the episode was generally nice. The animation this season is consistently very pretty.#random rambles
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Here's a clip comp of all the times MK repeats the things the people around him say! Or at least all of the times I've noticed!
#SO WHEN I SAY MK FUNCTIONS AS A MIRROR#I ALSO MEAN THAT HE LIKE. REFLECTS THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY/DO TO HIM BACK#spent a lil too long on this video but that's okay#when don't I spend too long on something#Update for people invested in my fanfic adventures: my fic is currently at 1.3K!#I should finish up soon#It's a Red Son pov. And MK is NOT okay TM#But that's fine cause we have a Red Son#And he's surprisingly okay at comforting people#It takes place like. RIGHT after the s4 special ends at the beach party#MK and Red Son wind up at the suilian cave#And uh. Obviously things are in disrepair#There's gonna be a convo about the way MK's view of Monkey King has changed the same way Red Son's view of DBK has changed#Just like. Understanding how they actually are rather than the pedestal they originally put the two on you know?#I know myself so it'll probably end on a somber note#But more like. hurt/comfort then it's kinda sad/ominous at the end#I can't believe my first fic is a Red Son pov. Like idk who I thought it would be but I'm surprised it's Red Son#But Red Son is actually a BLAST to write#He's no nonsense but he has his own nonsense. It's great#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk parallels#monkie kid#lmk MK#my videos
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I’m definitely putting the cart before the horse, because I have three active multi-chapter WIPs, but I’m debating whether or not to put Nancy Wheeler Can’t Win (my vaguely Freaks and Geeks-inspired no-UD AU) and Life During Wartime (my Will-and-Jonathan no-UD AU) in the same universe and if so how to work out the timeline.
#as always steve and friends being a year older creates difficulties#also it’s jancy-byler but that’s the main thing#and I know when the byler would happen but when does the jancy come in#idk I have a convo planned between will and mike#where Mike is lamenting that he’s the last in the party to get a gf#(because el in this universe is Jane Andolini)#(a happy 14yo girl living in Bloomington with her mom and her stepdad who adopted her)#(so lucas was the first to get a gf—max—followed by Dustin meeting suzie at summer camp)#(and will started dating the perpetually clueless Megan because life’s easier that way)#and Will’s feeling annoyed so he’s like you do not have a gf because you only play D&D and meet no girls#and Mike’s annoyed so he’s like is it weird for Jonathan that you got a girlfriend before him#and Will’s like okay this isn’t the taming of the shrew calm down#and I think it’s funny#actually I think the right answer is that Jonathan and Nancy are fucking but not dating#unbeknownst to anyone
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Worst Guy Ever - Also, Unfortunately, Very Homosexual Convo. (subtextually)
#Evidence of Tom being a bad boyfriend is also in a file labeled 'Tom wants to fuck Steth so bad'#but seriously I wanted to deck him in this convo v_v FORTUNATELY it is bearable bc I think that's the point - like the narrative is#showing that Tom is 'ruining what he's worked for' by being a dick to B'Elanna so I'm not like meta-mad about it (like OTHER Tom/B'Elanna#moments) <- Ex: Tom saying 'I have a beautiful girlfriend' instead of something like#'someone I care about/a girl I love' but that's a like...tv writing thing. I don't like it but I know it's a tv writing thing#Woman as like a status symbol instead of a person you care about#I never care about Tom's inner conflict in Tom episodes (with the exception of the one where he gets thrown in solitary - him going full#rogue was fun) bc his inner conflict is always the most boomer bullshit#Literally he's just having a midlife crisis in this one.#BUT...GUYS....IMPORTANT NEWS...BULLDOG'S IN THIS ONE??#BULLDOG ?? My enemy BULLDOG BRISCOE from Frasier??? Good to see you man! This makes sense.#Steth....WHY would you choose to turn into a guy with a detailed and established web of interconnected relationships on a ship with a#complex hierarchy? Steth really thought he'd be able to play it cool on VOYAGER...the USS codependent...nu uh#they sniff you out and maul you like gophers on that baby#EHHEHEEH the Emh is funny as hell...'WOW...I had no idea me being so perfect at everything was making you feel bad! It all makes sense to#me now...' / Steth(as Tom):....Yeah v_v#SNRKEHEHEHEHEHEH GUYS..I'm taking a mental health day so I can reflect on myself and how even though I'll never be as good as the Doctor#I'm probably still worth SOMETHING#Steth(as Tom): Hey now B'Elanna...let's not go around blaming Steth for things. He's a pretty cool guy actually.#Okay yes confirmed! The above convo is also to show that Steth is 'being better' than Tom by telling B'Elanna what she wants to hear#unfortunately this does not make me like Tom more#SHE WANTS SO LITTLE. SHE ASKS FOR SO LITTLE.#BC Tom DOES say that B'Elanna is 'overreacting' and basically calls her crazy even when it's not for a later moral lesson and#this isn't framed as bad by the narrative. If your girl's always mad at you then your relationship ISN'T good.#There's literally NO resolution once again to their relationship issues. Tom shows her his garage program and when B'Elanna says she feels#she doesn't value her he says 'Yeah I do.' episode ends.#T/B scenes are literally [conflict arises then they argue or kiss] <- it is never...RESOLVED...#Me @ The Writers: (B'Elanna voice) Is this your idea of an adult conversation?#OH. Gay subtext: I hate spending time with my girl I want to hang out and live the bachelor life with my cool guy friend.#Tom's grease monkey program might as well be a subscription to playgirl magazine sit DOWN dude
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Do you ever think about how. Things suck but maybe they're getting better yk
#was talking w a new coworker about video games and he very casually dropped the fact that he's bi into the convo like he wasn't at all#worried about what my reaction would be#meanwhile I've been here like 4 years now and I have very carefully meticulously picked out the very few people I feel safe enough to#vaguely hint that I might not be cishet to#like he can't be more than like. maybe 4 or 5 years younger than me I don't actually know his age but. damn. maybe things really are gonna#be okay someday yk#ash.txt
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talking to people is scary every time I speak I’m like…. Do u even like me, or are you just humoring me? how do people like.. talk to mutuals? How do people join servers? Talk in them? how do I exist without wanting to delete every word I speak? I talk too much or not enough I’m prying my way into spaces or im making others feel uncomfortable or I’m too intimidating or too friendly or too weird or too obnoxious or too loud or too present or too sparse or too shy or over share too much or don’t say enough about myself or I pay too much attention and it’s weird or not enough and I’m not trying enough im trying too hard aaaaaaaaaaa
#this is how I’ve ended up isolating myself for this long#how do people talk in dms? hold convos?#build actual friendships?#I feel as though I could slip through the cracks#I could never speak again and no one would notice#I could just leave and be alone again#I could never make another text post#I could stop posting on my blogs#and it’s okay that I could just fade#because I’ve done that it’s me#I’m the problem I’m the villain in this#and I know it and it’s my own doing#I don’t like myself and can’t expect others to do what I can’t#if every friend I’ve ever had has ditched me#it’s because I’m the problem and I get that#I’m not an asset I’m barely a person#I’m too much where it’s not liked#and not enough in the ways that matter#I think I’m better than people and I’m a hater#even though I’m no better if not worse#it’s so stupid I’m so stupid lol#I should be embarrassed#I am embarrassed honestly#I’d be humiliating if I had any reputation#no one knows or cares enough for me to have one#by my own stupid design#stupid. I deserve it.#but we float on. nonetheless we continue.#for better but mostly for worse.#and it goes and it goes and it goes
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it's so interesting, to me. i can't figure out if nima is sadder in her DA verse comparatively to her ffxiv verse. granted, they are quite different in that within DA she's following from her own timeline & in ffxiv she was already a participant IN the world. but man.
main verse nima just keeps losing i tell you!
#she's. hmmm. is she happier in her ffxiv verse... i want to say yes#because she has jiyu. LOL.#and yes she has the students & scions so she has a groundwork there. a family#BUT OHHHHHHHH MY GOD dragon age nima...........#nima is kind of like a losing dog fr#like i don't know! because she meets varric and dorian and they are... the only family she's ever really known in... forever really#she meets solas! & he's the loneliest of lonely like her! an outsider like her. who understands. who she has genuinely interesting convos w#she remembers what it's like to actually HAVE something akin to a family#and yes it's all fucking terrible and sometimes she can't even breathe from it & she loses at the end of it all but JUST in that one moment#she remembers what it's like to be SO close to people#her flaw is both the dagger that trails wounds but also the very thing that saves her#she can't run and it is HORRIFYING. she's never felt more trapped!#but... but... she learns how to love. what it means to love. again. without turning her back. without fleeing#it's like my girl pixie lott put it#>''i might lose my mind for a while but i'll be fine / have you heard? there's thing that heals & it's called time / clock can tick away --#happy will fall in place / & though my heart will break / a new me will fill this space''#i am such a villain for this but OUHHHHHH it's so good. and then trespasser happens & the 10 years that follow#and yknow she's not okay. in fact it is BRUTAL for many different reasons but. it's a work in progress#post trespasser is crazy i have to think about the changes that follow#wouldn't it be kind of sick if nima had dropped returning home briefly. briefly. and then went back to it (making her self ill from it)#she's saved the world once she's done with it she's done she can no longer stay#& dorian.... lovely dorian... would snap her to her senses but god would it be talking to a wall for a while#i don't think she would stop helping the inq look for solas but it's more like... she gets frantic & clouded for a while & keeps that on th#downlow yknow?#nima vc: i am SO tired of saving worlds and i couldn't tell you why i couldn't begin to explain this dread within me#i am SO tired! of it all#nima catching herself saying worlds like hold on. 2. what was the first...#AUUUGH okay yeah smile im normal
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@blood-of-the-eldritch-rp liked here for a fall/Halloween starter and got Farryn!
Farryn is hosting yet another party, of course. This time the occasion is Halloween, so of course it's a costume party. Farryn is dressed as a vampire, and is walking around the party making sure everyone is having fun. They then run into someone, an unfamiliar person, but they like the look of this one. "Hey, nice outfit." Farryn says with a smile, tilting their head sideways, trying to decipher the other person's costume. "What are you dressed as?" They ask, unable to help their curiosity.

#bloodoftheeldritchrp#blood of the eldritch rp#convo#spreading adventure everywhere (farryn v1.)#chaotic but would not have it any other way; i always yearn for adventure (c: adventure farryn scott.)#[hope this is okay!]#[let me know if not :)]#[meet farryn/adventure. they're a personification of adventure and love a good party. and when i spun my oc wheel it landed on them.]#[it's up to you whether your muse is actually wearing a costume or not lol]#pronouns: they#made myself mythical tried to be real (ic.)
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i do have to say though he is so fun to talk to especially bc we are both the same brand of nerds ie. sci-fi movies and like astronomy/science in general. he’s an astronomer more in the earth/planetary sciences kind of way whereas i have a much heavier background in the physics side of astro and so like i get to talk to him about science, have him ACTUALLY LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND AND BE INTERESTED, while also still not having a 1:1 similarity in our knowledge. like he never took optics and he doesnt wear glasses so i was explaining to him how im legally blind without mine and like how short my near point is as opposed to his etc. like nobody else in my life is interested in this shit except for the people who i already took classes with and therefore already knows about it
#i was trying to explain kinematics to him and he was like ough those equations are so scary#and im like aw come on its baby physics its fine#and then he sat there while i EXPLAINED how the kinematic equations worked And he like#ACTUALLY RETAINED IT and was puzzling them over and came up with his own understanding of it#like we had an actual in depth conversation about kinematics 😭😭 NO ONE ELSE ‼️‼️#and i like this about him and i like this about being with him#and he also expressed the same thing about me#like in one convo he was having wigh me he was trying to discuss like foucaults pendulum#he just says ‘you know foucaults pendulum’ and i said yes and so he was just able to move on without explaining it#and he literally flatout told me later he likes that about me that like i know what hes talking about and we can converse about these thing#AND LIKE. YEAHHHH#gossiping to my mike coworkers about all thjs going down and why he charmed me with the science shit#and theyre all Not science people so they just stare blankly at me like. brot im so happy youre finally branching out#but we have no idea why this would be charming or what you find entertaining about it#one girl politely put it as ‘its so …. You’#IM LIKE HE ASKED ME TO BE OFFICIAL ON THE SUMMER SOLSTICE. BC ITS THE SOLSTICEEEE#and theyre all like ….. okay? its june 21st who cares#BUT LIKE. ITS THE SOLSTICEEEEEEE#i just. Agh. nerd stuff#brot posts
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my toxic trait is that i will accept small favors or acts of help from male acquaintances and then they will begin to flirt with me and i will go oh no i am indebted but i do not want to pay this debt through sex and so i do them a different favor to get them back and then they think that I AM FLIRTING WITH THEM AND PRESSURE ME EVEN HARDER
#my voice teacher who i love and adore and would die for had a recital#and this super creepy tenor who used to spot me rides home from chorus was there#and i literally think every day about how the first time he gave me a ride home he asked me out and i was like nah dawg am partnered#and then as soon as i stopped being partnered he started up again#and i was like i should just give him something to absolve my debt coz he was giving me rides#and on the last day he drove me back i was like here have an ounce of weed#and WOULDN'T YOU KNOW HE TAKES THE OUNCE AND STARTS GIVING ME THE LOOK#and i'm like okay take ur weed and run along home now#and he STILL found me on fb and dmed me his number#and i was in the middle of a convo with one of laura's other students and he comes over and interrupts our conversation to be like#heeeyyyyy mina#and i was like. hi riv.#god#these tags actually don't in the slightest sum up how repulsive he is
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Thinking about that time in 6th when me and my friend at the time were just casually talking about how oh when we grow up we should just move to the French countryside together
#thoughts#oni talks#the closet was glass lmao#but also I have no memory for the context of the convo anymore but also it’s so specific and romantic for what??? we were just friends#this was just a random memory that popped up coz nostalgia brain? I remember she also made me a poster of artists I said I liked or thought#we’re okay (I was very weird/unsocialized at the time) and that was like the only poster I had on my wall iirc#omg I just realized something another memory I forgot she once put like a little ask out/confession note in my locker coz I was like#I don’t completely remember but I think I had been talking about how no one was interested in me or smth? but I like instantly recognized it#was hers? and called her out on it coz I thought at the time she was just trying to make me feel better but w/ hindsight#now I don’t think this was the case but if that was actually a confession oh my god my reaction would be so cursed#she was always talking about boys tho so pretty sure she was straight though our other friend at the time I’m fairly certain was gay#but I never knew for certain. Anyway it’s just wild looking back on old friendships like that now that I’m like older and out like#what in the hell was going on over there?? that isn’t even the weirdest gay childhood story shit that’s like how was I not out sooner lmao#that being said I may be older and out but god damn is the social stuff still hard as fuck#especially trying to make more queer friends or find a partner like why does it have to be so awkward & also I s2g#in the moment I never recognize anything but like way later I’ll mention it & bestie will just be like bro… thats flirting…#or I’ll wonder it later but even then it’s like my brain stalls like wtf do you even do#oni vents#tagging it that coz it’s more of a vent at the end coz wow sapphic self awareness may have improved but not by much god damn
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an open fly walking
i didnt like this one but i thought id finally air it out since its been sat in my folders for months now
TG: hey karkat
CG: YEAH?
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TG: you ever noticed you like
TG: walk weird
CG: WOW, OKAY.
CG: HAVE *YOU* EVER NOTICED THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT?
TG: pff
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TG: no listen because i got my ears scoping that shit im like a scouter for dude activity
TG: ok maybe me mentioning it to you is gonna fuck up your ecosystem or something but
TG: you have the heaviest feet of the century man
CG: I DO???
TG: just thrust them straight down into the ground like youre trying to homebrew a san andreas fault
TG: viciously tamping on tectonic plates hoping for top score on the richter scale
TG: waging war against solid particles and the basic flow of gravity
TG: i could ID those footfalls out of a million i mean it
CG: SERIOUSLY?
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TG: i mean theres nothing wrong with it but
TG: yeah
CG: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
TG: im not fucking with you striders honor
TG: when have i ever lied to anybody about anything
CG: NOT UNPACKING THAT QUESTION WITH YOU TODAY.
CG: BUT SHIT, HOLD ON. LET ME SEE.
TG: yeah take the umbrella go over there and just walk to me
CG: ON IT.
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TG: see you just kinda slam em straight down dude
CG: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY RIOTOUS FUCKING JOKE OF A LIFE.
TG: dont your feet ache
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CG: MOOT POINT. THIS MIGHT SOUND INSANE BUT I'VE ACTUALLY HAD MY STRUT PODS FOR A WHILE. ANY KIND OF PAIN THIS WOULD'VE BEEN CAUSING WOULD BE TOTALLY FILTERED OUT OF MY SPONGE BY NOW AS BACKGROUND NOISE.
TG: damn i didnt think that through
TG: my shades
CG: ALRIGHT, GET BACK UNDER THE SHITTING UMBRELLA AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.
TG: look ive fucked myself over here too i dont have shit to clean these with
TG: ugh
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TG: guess its karma
CG: HOLY FUCK. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
TG: i dunno but im gonna assume having a dad thats a literal crab monster is probably a contributing factor
TG: im guessing thats not a great role model for this kinda thing
TG: just conjecture i mean
CG: YOUR ENVY IS OVERWHELMINGLY OBVIOUS DAVE. AS A DISCLAIMER, HE WOULD'VE ABSOLUTELY KICKED YOUR ASS.
TG: yeah probably
CG: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
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TG: but see bro had me stringent on feather feets
TG: i bet i could slip across a bike horn warehouse with nary a fucking toot
CG: HAHA. ASSUMING YOU DON'T MAKE A TOTAL ASS OF YOURSELF, AS PER USUAL.
CG: IF YOU WEREN'T CONSTANTLY RUNNING YOUR GASH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BEING AN INIMITABLE CLOWN I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD BE ON PAR WITH YOUR CUSTODIAN.
CG: THAT IS A MONUMENTAL "IF".
TG: well look at it this way
TG: im basically doing you all a favor by being a dumbass
TG: never gonna get caught off guard by the bozo patrol
CG: WOW. GOOD POINT.
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TG: also screw this can i use your shirt
TG: this stupid hoodie is just smudging my lenses up
TG: i cant see dick
CG: UH
CG: SURE, I GUESS.
TG: cool
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TG: so yeah i could be prowling around like a goddamn verbal assassin sniping convos left and right
TG: but no ive got the decency to go bunp in the night
CG: YEAH.
CG: IT'S DEFINITELY COMPOUNDED BY THE CONSTANT INANE RAMBLINGS.
CG: BUT
CG: IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELAXING, Y'KNOW? IT HAS ITS OWN RHYTHM.
TG: see yeah i sound it off and
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TG: wait really?
CG: YEAH
CG: I DON'T KNOW
CG: FUCK. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO CRAM MY FROND DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE.
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CG: IT'S LIKE
CG: A SALVE FOR MY AGGRAVATION SPONGE.
CG: YOUR VOICE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF ASPIRIN.
TG: uh damn karkat hold your hoofbeasts i was talking about the rhythm thing
CG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING US BOTH THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE REACHED THE BAD END OF THIS CONVERSATION.
TG: you think thatd be heroic or just
CG: IF I WAS STILL GHOSTING AROUND THE RUINS OF SGRUB'S ARCANE FRIGGIN GAME SYSTEMS, THE COMPLETE LACK OF SHIT AFOOT NOWADAYS WOULD BORE ME TO DEATH.
CG: LIKE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR THERMAL HULL LEVELLED UP, DAVE?
TG: hah
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TG: but uh
TG: i mean we had aspirin on earth
CG: NO, NUMBNUBS.
CG: I'M SAYING YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN.
TG: oh
CG: YEAH, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR 20-KARAT ASS.
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TG: heh
TG: well get this
TG: i will literally talk at you forever for free
TG: you got lifetime priority seating for the davealogues
TG: never gotta go to the drugstore again you can just get doped up on my dulcet tones for the rest of time
TG: take that and some of this
TG: im packin punches
CG: OW, FUCK! NO! MY MIGRAINES!
CG: SWEEPS OF VEINCLOTTING AND NERVEFRAYING DOWN THE FUCKING GAPER. BECAUSE OF YOU.
CG: YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
CG: AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.
TG: chuckle up it only gets worse from here
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CG: BE HONEST WITH ME. DID FONDLING MY SHIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET EVEN DO ANYTHING?
TG: barely but yknow sometimes you just gotta deal the cards youre given
TG: ill just be astigmatic for a while its cool
CG: PFF… OKAY MAN.
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