#OK REAL

[disassociation-culture-is]

dissociation culture is being so used to feeling derealized all the time that when things start feeling normal again it's almost more distressing

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[sdv-confessions]

For me, the almost-dealbreaker with Shane isn’t the messy spouse room or the moderate drinking or the cringe marriage dialogue, it’s his sports fandom. Sweetie I am only going to this gridball game for YOUR sake, this is NOT my cup of tea.

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[momolith]

I saw the first part of your most recent Binghe post and started chanting "Man tits! Man tits! Man tits!" And then when I scrolled down and saw the addition in the reblog, I sat up so fast and suddenly that I launched my cat off my chest

[trinketbug]

"furry inflation" (2024)

[cruelnemothesis]

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[tenmyoujump]

[i.d.: a tweet from Prork (@Prork) that reads, “It’s amazing that Hollywood movie studios can act like they know what’s best when they somehow got tricked into releasing Morbius twice”, with a line break and the hashtag SAGAFTRA. end i.d.]

[astronomical-bagel]

[disassociation-culture-is]

Dissociation culture is, waking up so confused.

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[shopwitchvamp]

[britomart]

[ID: A photo of Elliott Gould today amusedly holding up a copy of Chest Hair Magazine, showing his younger self on the cover, shirtless with chest hair. There is text proclaiming “Elliott Gould: Sexiest Man Alive”. /end ID.]

[baker-chan-senpai]

dumb doodles

merry christmas, people

[pilferingapples]

some say the goat will end in fire some say in ice from what I've read on the Wikipedia page of past Goat-destroying efforts, I'm pretty sure none of us were reckoning on absolute swarms of hungry birds but birds are also great and will suffice

[phantomcatboy]

Wow I’m not special enough for you to just walk over here….

Go to therapy or draw 25 cards duo

[linkcharacter]

Thinking

a follow up