#OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[that-sweet-jester]

shimmer family being silly

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[skipppppy]

[girldraki]

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[sabellart]

he gets cold and SOMEBODY has to do something about it, might as well be jayce

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[neptunedotnet]

wow, this leaked scene from the minecraft movie looks great

[specks-of-time]

[elbiotipo]

Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.

[marfian]

So act 3 huh