sitcom au episode where marks like wow! that sure was crazy! but you know what's even crazier? and he turns and stares deadpan into the camera and goes "how 150 people die from falling coconuts every year. hi, i'm mark heathcliff, and this-"
SOTOEJSEBAKDHSKRHEKR that honestly seems like. if not him then adam or jonah for sure would do that
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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This is the face of a man forced into Doing A Bit so his cast can earnestly focus on the themes of the season.
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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear
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seriously this is like a third marriage between two Supernatural actors, what love potion was in the water of that set 🤔
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once again a lou wilson reaction represents the entire audience, as this was exactly the face i was making as the last 20 minutes of episode 11 happened
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I was poking fun at how unexpectedly silly the CHB kids looked in armour in the first two episodes of the PJO show (acting like an almighty army and all) and then it hit me. This is exactly how some of them will look like when they will be dying in the final battle. Silly. Tiny. Literal children
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
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You can tell armand lies awake all day mentally rehearsing the zingers he's going to spring in daniel to ~take control~ of the interview, and then he delivers them with such smugness, clearly SO pleased with himself, and it's all deeply cringe things like "oh yeah well I've been louis' bf for exactly 47 years longer than lestat, do the math more years = more love, bet you feel stupid now" or, "oh yeah well I am rubber and you are glue so actually YOU'RE unworthy I disregard YOU" like pls armand I am BEGGING you to find some dignity, this is agonizing
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it makes me literally sick to think about alicent's relationship to her children. like. they are all she has. she loves them more than anything and hates them just as much. each of them is a shackle around her neck. they are her babies even though she was a baby herself, forced to be their mother. she'll pick up a knife for them. they are her living prison. everything she ever does is for them. their very existence makes her sick. she understands them and yet doesn't know them at all. they are her future. they stole her past.
she was 15 years old tethered to a rotting body of a man entirely against her will, watching each of her children invade her body as a result of martial rape. how were they ever supposed to have a normal relationship!!!!!!!
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wishing everyone again a very stop misusing the term trauma bond
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