#OH HOW IT PISSES ME OFF THOUGH

[alonyce]

tw rape mentioned

when ever I try to read a fanfic of whatever I like half the time it’s just rape fantasies to ones that go straight to having sex can I have a normal romance? Without the sex preferable??? It pisses me off badly

and yes this is kinda targeted towards creepypasta fanfics but I’ve HADDDD ITTT BE NORMAL BRING BACK CUTE AND SILLY ROMANCE GOD!!!!

[ruporas]

feeding the stray cat (ID in alt)

[cementcornfield]

The Duke and Zac pressers are good. I’m getting my hopes up again and I have to stop 😭😭😭

i thought so too!

definitely the most direct and explicit maybe we've ever heard from duke, he typically hedges much more in his answers (somewhat related! i found out recently that apparently back in 2020 people were FED UP with him because he refused to straight up say they were drafting joe lmao. for no reason!! they were the first pick! there was no need to have any kind of sneaky strategy lolll)

i liked that he outright said they're going to make ja'marr the highest paid non-qb. that they want and plan to get all the deals done AND improve the team in free agency (and no mention of the godforsaken pie this year lmao). i especially liked that he said he wanted to pay their "fantastic players" what they were worth (as opposed to earlier this month saying they can't have the highest paid player at every position 🙄) and that they didn't want to insult anyone! (a common complaint from ex-players and implied by trey in that PMS interview).

and yeah, obviously it's just talk, and you can say he's saying what he's supposed to be saying. but as i've been pointing out here, this man doesn't give a shit about saying what people want him to say, and never really has. that's like the bengals' whole (very frustrating!!) thing, they do what they want. and i'm not naive, i don't think they're doing this to placate the fans (at least not for the most part) but rather to placate some relationships with their players that they have definitely definitely damaged over the years. perhaps they're finally realizing that that's just an outright stupid way of doing business!

[c6jpg]

mixed feelings because on one hand damn the mad lads did it on the other hand this is barely gonna do shit in the grand scheme of things with how slowly resin regenerates

[backpackingspace]

Hey can we talk about how freaking strong blitz is? Like he regularly picks up other characters all the time.

[elftism]

close enough welcome back distorted yan

(I LOVE CANTO 6 I LOVE CANTO 6 I LOVE CANTO 6)

[ichikacube]

weird way to word that but ..... im starting to warm up a little to their relationship

[smile-files]

one of my biggest pet peeves is when people portray kris as being as talkative as the other deltarune characters... kris is semi-verbal at most and i will die on this hill

[imflyingfish]

working in an art gallery and talking to a lot of full time artists has given me CRAZY imposter syndrome btw lmao

[somecunttookmyurl]

my body alert me to having an entirely full bladder with more than 30s warning challenge (impossible)

[djarinova]

im already so sick of people saying that taylor was singing INTHAF on her own at edin n3 because she wasn't! there were many many people, including myself, that were singing along to it, just because there was a surge in voices when dorothea started doesn't mean no one was singing before that!

[ectonurites]

i wish people would actually just fucking listen to me when i do in fact know what the fuck im talking about

[thursdayg1rl]

ok finished season 1 severance need to sleep but I have too many thoughts

[mymelodyisme]

There's no shame in being yourself, just be yourself and do your thing. If someone don't like yah for being yourself and decides to be rude cause of it then forget them. Your whimsical your jolly your chatty that's you and there's no shame in it.

Also your kinda the opposite of me cause I'm usually silent, moody, grouchy, and look pissed/sad but I do crack a good couple jokes heheh, I can come off as very rude thou with my attitude.

But anyways I'm very glad I made your night.

*kisses your cheek*

Marry christmas❤️

To anyone reading this, those first two sentences are very very important. 😙 anyhow, that’s what I’ve been doing. Just trying to be myself in spite of it all. At the end of the of the day being yourself is the only real way to be happy happy. 🥺 if you can’t like yourself then how can life be lived fully idk. It’s 6:30 and I haven’t gotten any sleep but I think my thoughts make some sense. Plus!!! Me just being me seems to bring joy to others, laughing at or with. 😅 I’m just happy to be a source of happiness.

🥺 you sound perfect my love. Don’t change either and you also should be happy to be you. For one you decided to spend a few hours anonymously messaging a random stranger just to make her happy. You say you’re grouchy with an attitude but idk I think I got to have a piece of your sun for a little while! I’d love to hear your jokes if you ever want to share 😙 I have an obnoxious laugh. Extremely loud, takes over all other sounds, and I snort. My friend said she thinks the snort is cute

Thank you for keeping me company, Santa 🫡 time to go back home for some well deserved rest. Visit me again next year yeah?

*SMOOCH*

Christmas MERY ♥️🩷🥳✨⭐️🎄

[carewyncromwell]

"No more, the crap rolls out your mouth again! Haven't changed -- your brain is still gelatin! Little whispers circle around your head... Why don't you worry about yourself instead!?"

~"Holier Than Thou" by Metallica

x~x~x~x

[transcribed from art, for easier translation]

Olivia: Cool your jets, Jacob, that prat isn't worth it. Duncan: Better to get back at Lockhart when there isn't a Hall full of witnesses around. Olivia: Not helping, Duncan.

x~x~x~x

Happy belated birthday, Jacob Cromwell!

In celebration (?), I thought I'd salute one of my personal favorite headcanons about Jacob that I haven't had much of a chance to explore...namely, that Jacob shared a dormroom with the one, the only Gilderoy Lockhart!

Yes, as you can imagine, Jacob hated Lockhart's bloody guts. 😂

Really, though, it wasn't hard for Jacob to hate Lockhart when that "toothy prat" would act like the smartest guy in the room and yet cowardly avoid any challenges or duels that could contradict that overly shiny self-image Lockhart had of himself. Old Gilderoy was also prone to grab more attention from female students than Jacob did, even with his ridiculously puffed-up ego, for his good looks and (marginally) better people skills. Oh yeah -- and then there was Lockhart's attempt to marginalize Jacob, Duncan, and Olivia's hard work dealing with the Cursed Vaults terrorizing Hogwarts by acting like he'd suspected how to break each curse all along and (even more insultingly) insinuating that it was really him who'd instructed the three Cursebreakers in the methods they'd used to break them. Lockhart even brashly reiterated this one infamous Valentine's Day in his and the Trio's fifth year when he received 800 Valentine's cards and presents (which, as it turned out, were all from Lockhart to himself) --

" -- such beautiful gifts and cards! No doubt from fans both across and outside Hogwarts itself! They must've heard of my heroic efforts toward helping break the curses on the Cursed Vaults! Taught Duncan Ashe everything he knows about puzzle solving...and poor Miss Green was clueless in dealing with those boggarts until I showed her the proper method! And those Acromantula, ho ho...I daresay our favorite Cursebreakers would've been helpless in communicating with those beasts, if it weren't for me teaching Jacob some basic phrases..."

Even if his friends successfully held Jacob back physically, they didn't stop him from verbally tearing into Lockhart.

"'TAUGHT ME SOME PHRASES?!' Acromantula are capable of HUMAN SPEECH, you brain-dead numpty!"

Ultimately Lockhart's little stunt came to an end when the Great Hall had to be cleared of students so the teachers could properly deal with the 800 owls and their 800 packages and letters cluttering up the room. Lockhart's interest in stealing credit for dealing with the Cursed Vaults waned for a short time after Olivia's disappearance, Duncan's death, and Jacob's expulsion, but came back in full when Jacob's sister Carewyn likewise had to deal with them. Fortunately Lockhart failed to collect enough information about Carewyn's adventures to take credit for them and was forced to retreat with a very basic Memory Charm as his goodbye before she or her date Andre Egwu could put together his true intentions. And more fortunately still, about six years later, Lockhart got his just desserts when all of the lies he told to score cheap fame and success came to light.

No one was more pleased when the world finally conjured up enough brain cells to see Lockhart for the idiot and fraud he was than Jacob Cromwell. And ironically enough, the world had also finally conjured up enough brain cells to see for who Jacob really was by then -- not a delinquent as so many had presumed for so long, but an eccentric, brilliant wizard with iron-clad loyalty, incredible magical talent, and a heart as brave as Lockhart's is cowardly.

[ilovecoffeeandchemistry]

ooooh i woke up in a bad mood and it's so hard not to be a bitch about it