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Wouldn't it be funny if I posted art for one of my aus?
WOULDN'T IT BE FUCKING SWELL-???
#djc art#tmnt au#mm leo#Pure Soul Au#oh look it's mutant mayhem leo-#OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM#OH GOD OH NO THERE HE IS/aff#also-#*slaps PS MM!Leo*#This baby can fit so much trauma :D#Edit: I could make this into a masterpost thing#I might man I might#lols
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I genuinely cannot describe how deeply DEVASTATED I am about riz being the only one who can take stress tokens for the others. Yes fig is a protector and will fight endlessly for her friends and I love that about her but there is something about the way riz loves his friends. It’s a more subtle kind of love, but just as relentless and passionate and he will take any burden for the people he cares about and bear the weight of it on his shoulders so they don’t have to deal with it without any hesitation. I am ILL.
#the way that murph immediately volunteered to take a stress token for Kristen without skipping a beat#AND THEN HE TOOK A FUCKING SECOND ONE WHEN THEY STILL ROLLED BAD#something something you will dig until your own hands are bleeding something something#god that quote still haunts me I will never stop thinking about it I swear to god#he works so hard#and he doesn’t ever ask for any recognition or anything in return because just helping is enough#making sure the people he loves are okay is enough for him#this stupid little goblin man makes me want to throw up /pos#he just cares so deeply for everyone around him#i love him so dearly#my silly little fella#dimension 20#fantasy high#d20#riz gukgak#fantasy high junior year#OH AND DONT FUCKING THINK FOR A SECOND THAT IM NOT GONNA TALKING ABOUT GORGUG MOTHERFUCKING THISTLESPRING. BECAUSE THIS BITCH /aff#he’s going to have so many stress tokens by the end of this it’s so unfunny and it is making me unwell#I just. I just want them all to be okay and happy and not stressed and GODS they all need a fucking hug#they’re all traumatized and stressed and stupid and silly and I love them all so so much#eats them#puts them in a blender#throws them into a washing machine and watches them spin around#sobs violently#I’m so ill about them#sorry for the rant#i will be back#and I will talk more I’m not actually sorry that’s mb#the tags are like a whole ass paragraph of text but that’s okay#i just think they're neat
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Every time I come across Zam's tumblr account I have a mini stroke cuz like, his blog is GENUINELY teetering the line between "THIS IS A SATIRE ACCOUNT" and "lol it's actually me" and I cAN NEVER DECIPHER WHICH IT IS
#like ok#he posted the unlisted video so like#it IS him#BUT THE DOUBT STILL REMAINS#he rides taht fuckkng line like hes an onlyfans model and hes getting payed for that oh my GOD#anyway#demon rambles™#princezam#prince zam#if he sees it he sees it idc#like.#if he sees it the GOOD. HE'LL SEE THE SUFFERING HE'S PUT ME THROUGH#but like /aff /p bc i DO think his account being COMPLETELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM SATIRE is funny ok? ok#like#PEAK comedy#that and squiddo's suffering at the hands of swagdoons nation ARE peak comedy#idk idc i wont gake critism on these#GOD km too drunk to speel right#i ALREADY mispell shit CONSTATLY bc i tap away at the keyboar WAYYY to quick#so yea#uh#it's WORSE when im drunk ive dkscobered#WTF HOW DID I MISSPELL DISCOVERED THAT BADLY??????#sigh anyway#better stop writing for today :3
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#i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself#i swear to god i love chungu so this is /aff#it’s too perfect for him#especially cuz he’s so patrick-coded#like sir why are you trying to eat a rock wtf is going through your mind#what’s behind those ears? is it a brain? no just floof/ref#oh chungu whatever is going on in your brain?#the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma#tlg outlanders#the lion guard
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Me: how do you draw eyes???
My pookie in five fucking seconds:
HOW
#I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS WTF#OH MY GOD HES STILL GOING ITS GETTING BETTER#AUGHHHHHH#my amazing pookie <3#BUT ALSO KYSS /aff#digitalart#digital#art#didgital art#digital drawing#digital doodle
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Just imagining Phil at some point after Forever is in prison going after the guards to steal their keys and managing to free Forever so they can run away and end up making a temporary home under one end of the bridge while trying to figure out a safe way to stay together because everyone is so overbearing about them being together.
Like, so what if Forever's hurt Phil? They totally love each other fully and need to find a way to stay together no matter what or they will both break down.
They'll go back for Richarlyson and Chayanne at some point, but for now they need a home. But everyone's out looking for them the moment they realize they're gone, so they're stuck hiding on the bridge and hoping to find a way out.
They need a way out.
Maybe if they can figure out how those portals work they can get out.
-Pragmatic
Gsbshsbsjaba 🤲
Phil having to convince himself that yes this is what he wants. Why wouldn't he want this. Forever is so sweet to him, as long as theyre together they'll both be happy
If they're together then Forever wont keep hurting himself and Phil can keep being at peace
They need each other why does nobody understand?? How do they see how much they're hurting alone and not understand?
Sure Forever hurt him, but everyone keeps trying to say it was torture. Phil is pretty sure he knows what torture is. It wasn't that. Forever was just trying to prove himself. He was making Phil understand where he was meant to be.
He's happy. He is. Forever is happy. They're both happy
But they need to get away, they need to hide, they need to be somewhere that nobody will find them. They need to be off the island. No matter what, they need to find a way out. They can start again and be happy together without the others bothering them and trying to split them up
The inevitable panic from Cellbit upon realising that he might lose someone else to this island :(
#Also the conversation/argument between everyone thats been trying to prevent this#“Phil is gone. Forever is gone. They are gone together obviously they left TOGETHER.”#And of course “oh god what are we gonna tell the kids...”#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp forever#forever my love au#philever#forphil#philza#forever x philza#forever player#Qsmp cellbit#I actually love him hes so djshsjhs#Scrunches him up like a piece of paper /aff
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kung lao is taking a nap and raidens busy :((((((
LMFAOAHFJF HES DOING HIS BEST HELP HIM‼️
#art#oc:sable#offerings 🦐#HES SO SILLY OH MY GOD#and i just know he refuses to ask Johnny or anyone else for help#Wake Kung Lao’s lazy ass up 😭😭 /aff#he’ll figure it out eventually 💙
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YOU ALONE CAN MAKE MY FUCKING SONG TAKE FLIGHT
#OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like it's bad it's not even a good fucking line in context#it's good and it hits but like he's so dumb (aff)
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This loser woke me up to tell me that a baby animal started to walk. I love this guy
#not art#me seeing he sent me a message in the terminal: oh god what is it now you old fuck /aff#alchemy stars
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I wake up, check the wonderful scarian blog. There are posts!! I read :) Am shattered /pos Lovely way to start a Wednesday actually
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THANK YOU SO MUCH im so sorry i wasnt able to respond to this yesterday 😭😭😭😭😭 someone else asked for more hunger au too and i'll be honest i was Not expecting people to ask for more of it!!! Its such an Out There concept but i am so pleasantly surprised people are enjoying my maximum self indulgence LMAO
I'll respond to that other ask abt it once ive managed to wake up a bit and inundate you all with more worldbuilding, of which there is a surprising amount for a fic thats basically centered around Grian's terrible horrible no good very bad life
#shouting speaks#always a pleasant surprise when people who arent my direct friends tell me they want to know more about my extreme brainrot#hunger au make me lose control hes so skrunkly. the guy ever this man has every disease /aff#also oh my gooooods i answered like two asks yesterday and passed tf out and then sat and stared at my comp all day yesterday#girlies i think the Ick (awful fucking cold) is finally starting to get better but oh my gods i was (am) suffering#gods bravest soldier. local man is ill and has to tell everyone about it#im going to go chug the gatorade my partner brought me yesterday#asks#txt
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Hhhhhhhhhhjhsgdjdhdjhdajbfncahkfncjbjhs reblogging this again cuz. Oh my fuckibg lord. I. Am not normal. Hdjdjsjsjjx
Happy machine Monday :)
(or as Costxl said , happy midnight with Malware Monday <3)
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OH HOLY FUCJK
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#hes so fuckcisbg preetty#jdhdh chicken was right i am hella lucky#hdhdjshhdhabchajxhsbhxgwjdyejdywieyejfdjxbshhxbsjcayiebfjwusishbducyeibfjs#<33333<333#<3<3<3<3<3<3<#<333333333333333#<33333333<33<|3333#god hes so gorgeous#LOOK HES SO GORGEOUS I CAN FUCKING SPELL NOW-#hdjdhdhxbxhsjxjsh#i jsut#i can practically see the cartoony hearts appear above my head when i look at this bastard (/aff)#oufhdhd i need to- oh wait i already did that#:P#hdjshshahxjsjcjsjbshanxkxbgkehysjdbhdnchd#gdyahejshxnjanxksnxksnkdhsusjanxnsjcnhsjd#oughdhdhdhd#malware my beloved#mutuals art <3#dca oc#mutuals oc#kissinghimonthelipsrn#:33#storm reblogs
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Sweet mama.
Joel Miller x reader
Summary: Joel gets baby fever watching the reader play with Tommy and Maria's baby.
Author's note: don't think too hard about the timeline please and thank you. Also, I got baby fever this weekend, so I figured I'd make everyone else have it, too. Also also- I use they/them for the baby since the gender hasn't been revealed in the show
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Oh, God. She was all that occupied his mind at the moment.
Life in Jackson was not exactly what Joel had in mind, but even he'd admit, it had its perks.
For example, this scene in front of him.
Y/N on the floor of their shared home with Tommy and Maria's baby.
At first, Joel had very much disliked the idea of babysitting for the night when Tommy asked. But how could he have said no when he saw the way Y/N's face lit up at the very thought?
So, he obviously said yes.
But now, here they were actually doing it.
He was sat on the dusty couch with an old can of beer he had found, sipping occasionally when he fell out of his daydreams.
How can he not enjoy the way she interacted with the kid?
He had seen just how fantastic she could be with Ellie.
Y/N had been with Joel a little less than Tess had. They had had a rocky start, especially right at the beginning.
She was a friend of Bill and Frank's. And Frank had decided that they should meet.
But he knew telling both parties about it would only cause conflict.
So, he didn't tell them at all.
Imagine their surprise when unsuspected visitors appeared in the middle of Y/N's and Frank's tea time.
She pulled her gun on Joel.
Things were tense for a while after that.
But, after some time, they found that they liked each other very much.
Sometimes, Joel worried that they liked one another a little too much.
"You know," Joel finally said to her. "I haven't even been around a kid like this since… well, when it was Sarah, I guess."
She looked up from her spot on the ground as the baby played with the wooden blocks in front of them, "Really?"
He nods, "Don't even know if I remember what to do. Thank God I got you."
She laughs, "You were the one that was a parent. I was just an older sister. That's how I got my experience."
He shrugs, "You have a gift for it."
She smiles, grabbing the 10-month-old. The baby giggles as she lifts them into the air. She walks to the couch, "Here." She holds out the baby to him.
He holds his hands up in surrender, "Nah. You're doing great, Sweetheart. I won't stop ya."
She scoffs, holding the baby close to her chest now with a teasing scoff, "Whatever, Miller."
"I'm serious," He argues, "I like watching you like this. Happy and… God, this looks so fucking natural for you."
"Joel!" She yelled. "Language."
He laughs, "See? You're…" He sighs in thought.
She notices, "What?"
He smiles and shakes his head, "In another world, sweet girl…"
She tilted her head, "Joel, I'm confused."
He stands up, inches from her face now. He gently takes the baby out of her arms and places them in the makeshift playpen. He returns to her quickly.
His arms grab her waist gently. His voice lowers, "If life was different, I'd give you a baby right now."
Her cheeks turned pink, "What?"
He laughs as he buries his face into her neck, "Think about it. You'd be a beautiful mother. God, I'd give you a baby."
Her gaze started to turn hopeful. She had never thought about having a baby.
Her thoughts turned dirty as he started to kiss up her neck slowly.
"A sweet mama." Kiss. "Walking around here with my baby in you." Kiss. "Making every man in here green with envy." Kiss. "You'd be so pretty like that." Kiss. "God, you'd just glow more than you do now."
"Joel…?"
He pulled away at her weak voice.
She looks away in thought. "Do you think… if… if this whole 'cure' thing works with Ellie… You think there may actually be a world we could have a baby in? Where… we could be parents?"
He takes in her features carefully, not realizing just how much his words had affected her. "Well… I… I don't know."
She nods and pulls away from him completely, her wishful thinking over, "Right." She walks back to the baby in the playpen, "Not worth even hoping for."
He pulls her back into his firm chest, and circles her waist with his arms, "Hey. Don't say that. We'll just… leave it on the back burner. Yeah?"
She nods. "Back burner. Okay."
The two watch the baby in front of them play happily, blissfully unaware of the world they all lived in.
…
Y/N sat in the backseat with an unconscious Ellie.
She was still shaking at the sight of seeing Joel in a murderous rage in the hospital.
She knew he was protective of her and Ellie but she had never seen him do anything like that before.
She cradled the girl's head carefully in her lap, gently running her fingers through Ellie's greasy hair.
She looked up to catch Joel's eyes in the rearview mirror. "Guess we're not getting that cure, are we?"
He shook his head, "Guess not."
"Say goodbye to the chance at parenthood." She sighed.
They sat in silence for a while.
She watched Ellie carefully to check for signs of her waking up.
And she heard Joel's light chuckle.
She looked up, "What?"
He looked at her though the mirror again, "Nothing, sweet mama."
"I'm not… this is…" She glanced down at Ellie, and back up at Joel.
She smiled slowly as she reveled in Joel's observance.
"I guess…" she noted, "I guess we've already been doing it."
Joel nodded, "Guess it really was made for you."
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#fanfiction#joel miller tlou#joel miller fic#joel tlou#joel miller x reader#pedro pascal characters#pedro pascal fandom#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro pascal x reader#tlou fanfiction#joel miller imagine#joel miller#pedro pascal#the last of us fanfiction#the last of us fanfic#the last of us hbo#the last of us#joel miller fanfiction
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love you love you love you [another animatic for There Are Monsters Nearby by @uhohbestie]
a bit of rambling under the cut
okay so i randomly heard this song ONCE on tiktok and went "oh my god this is just like chapter 32 of there are monsters nearby..." and then i opened clip studio paint and got possessed
I love love love those edits that people do with books where they put the same word but from different pages im so happy i got to do it and add art on top of it hihih
Anyways so this made me search for every instance of "love you" in the fanfiction so did you know out of 290 167 words, 64 of those are "love" and "you" next to each other?
Another fun fact is the first instance of "love you" is Scar hoping to get a "love you" message from Grian (: And the last one (right now) is Grian thinking, but not saying, he loves Scar (: (: (:
More fun facts! They say "love you" to each other casually twice throughout the fanfic! In the sense that it's not said when one of them is dying or when they're sleeping with each other lol One time when Scar is comforting Grian and one time when Grian is fishing :3
Which, honestly? Delicious. Love it when only strong emotions get them to Say It. Idiots /aff
Sigh! Can't wait for Friday
#normally i wouldnt upload videos to tumblr but its for a fic. so.#scarian#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#uhohbestie's tamn#tamn fanart#tamn fic#hc#syn.art
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🖤 Killers Reacting to Nervous!Reader Holding Their Hand 🖤
[PT: Killers reacting to nervous!reader holding their hand]
Pt 2 Here [link]
Danny Johnson ::
Oh! You're holding his hand!! That's so sweet, you hadn't done that yet-
Oh
Oh Wait
Are you fucking blushing???
Oh my god your face is so red oh it's so cute
Grabs your face very gently in one hand and teases the fuck out of you for it
"Aw, doll, are you nervous about holding my hand?"
Yes of course you are shut up Danny
"Nah, I won't. You're fucking cute like this. What, nervous about holding hands before marriage?"
Would bully you so fucking much about it
You wanna kill him /j /aff
Michael Meyers ::
A sudden weight in his hand catches him off guard, so he looks at you.
And there you are, small hand in his.
Oh god he could absolutely crush your hand if he wasn't careful
And he looks at you and you're so damn cute
You aren't looking at him and your face is that soft pink
He (very gently) gives your hand a squeeze in response. Just to let you know he's ok with this.
Definitely isn't letting go of your hand anytime soon though.
His Hand Now you will get it back in an hour dw about it
Amanda Young ::
You're holding her hand
Holy fucking shit you are holding her fucking hand
Oh my god ok Amanda, calm down. It's cool, this is cool. Everything's cool. Everything is fucking cool ok????
Just as nervous as you are, can't make eye contact for a bit
You're both blushing messes.
Finally gives your hand a soft squeeze to show she likes it.
Literally can't speak otherwise, too flustered.
Sweet Baby has not been given a lot of love after all. She ain't used to it.
The Huntress ::
Oh! You are holding her hand! How sweet!
Loves this so much, loves physical affection, biggest love language.
But...oh! Your face is so red, little rabbit! Are you alright?
Softly coos at you and brushes your face with her thumb, mildly worried.
When you explain you're fine, just flustered and nervous, she giggles.
Forehead kisses time and nice soft hugs.
Will do everything she can to make you feel more comfortable, so soft and sweet.
Sadako Yamamura ::
Just stares
Like for a really long time
Just staring at your hand in hers
Why are you doing that? Why are you being so tender?
She doesn't understand, but she doesn't want you to stop.
Slowly takes your hand and brings it to her face so you're instead holding her cheek in your palm.
Unsure what else to do, just knows she enjoys your touch. Knows she doesn't want you to stop being so loving.
If she had the ability to cry anymore, she probably would.
All from some hand holding. Poor thing.
BONUS!!
Ash ::
Smiles at you and squeezes your hand
Definitely thinks it's adorable how you're blushing
Would tease you a bit, but nothing like Danny
"What, all embarrassed from some handholding, sweetheart?"
You pout at him and he just chuckles, giving your hand another affirming squeeze.
"It's alright, you look cute like this."
You are blushing more than before, but you do feel better.
Prefers when you hold his good hand, the mechanical one doesn't have the same feeling.
#bunny writes#dbd#dead by daylight#dbd killers#dbd x reader#ghostface#danny johnson#ghostface x reader#danny johnson x reader#michael meyers#michael meyers x reader#huntress x reader#amanda young x reader#the pig x reader#sadako yamamura x reader#sadako x reader#ash williams x reader#slasher x reader#slasher fluff#slashers#fluff#light angst#gender neutral reader#nervous reader#100
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Layover in Glasgow
Summary: You're living your dream working as a flight attendant after a very bad breakup. On your layovers, you meet all sorts of men from a special Taskforce, each trying to charm their way into your heart. Who will succeed in finding his way into your heart?
Rating: E
Pairing: Soap x plus size readers
MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI
TW: Oral sex, p in v sex dirty talk , a tiny bit stalking
Next part: Layover in Liverpool
why does he remind me of Johnny
Layover in Glasgow
Being a flight attendant has always been your dream. You have already seen many places; unfortunately, not anything outside of Europe since Ryanair couldn't give you the luxury of layovers in LA, Shanghai, or Bali. It was still more than enough. This time, you could scratch Scotland off your bucket list.
And it was just like you imagined: cold, rainy, and beautiful. Instead of admiring nature, you found yourself in one of Glasgow's most famous pubs with your crew, drinking pints.
After a while, your best friend left, sneaking off with the captain to the bathroom—typical.
You wanted to pay your tab before a pretty handsome guy walked towards you and said, "Let me invite you to a drink before ya leave, bonnie."
God, he was the most handsome man you’d seen in a while. He was a bit short for your liking, but his ripped muscles and icy blue eyes definitely made up for it. "Sorry, I need to go; start early tomorrow,“ you sighed, not being able to flirt a bit more with this man.
"Where urr ye aff tae this late, anyway?“ He asked curiously; he was already ready to offer you a ride, but you looked like one of those girls who would call the police if he asked.
"Hotel,“ you replied shortly. If you were a bit less drunk, you’d probably tell him a lie, like to your boyfriend, so he would toss off, but he was cute, and your best friend left you for the captain anyway.
"Yer not from here, then, are you? You got a bit of the tourist in ya," he muttered.
"I'm not a tourist,“ you replied, bratty. Well, kinda you were, but kinda not, though.
"What brings you here, then?" Soap asked curiously as he shifted his weight on his legs, glancing down at the bar. He already liked you, beautiful and snarky. God, he was down for you. "Business? Family? A lover?" He asked, his voice teasing a bit as he looked back at you. He really hoped and begged God that you hadn’t a lover over here.
"I'm a flight attendant.“
"A flight attendant..." Soap repeated slowly at first, taking a second to process that before a grin split across his face, imagining you in your uniform and how he would rip it apart. "Oh, so you're one of those ones who get to travel the world. Yer a lucky lass.“
„Mhm very lucky, my first layover in Glasgow“
Soap grinned at this, his blue eyes brightening with amusement as his gaze wandered back to you. "Yer first time in Scotland, eh? You have no clue how lucky you are.“ He leaned forward, almost into your personal bubble. "The accent, the history, the food—the women are a bit crazy, though," he admitted with a sheepish chuckle. Oh, how he could brag around having a girl like you by his squad; you had the exact body type Price would kill for, the exact attitude Kyle loved from a lass, and the height and confidence the Lt preferred.
„And the men aren’t crazy here?“ You raised a brow; he seemed seemingly crazy with his mohawk and the way he was able to walk into your personal space. Thoughts about how you could pull on his hair while riding him lived rent-free in your head.
Soap burst out in a deep, rumbling laugh as you asked. "Oh, they're even crazier," he grinned, a cheeky glint in his icy blue eyes. "I don't reckon you'd like 'em all that much, to be honest. Most of 'em are either drunk, dumb, mean, or a combination of all three," Soap chuckled, his head tipping to the side.
"And you are drunk, dumb, or mean?“ Fuck, his eyes already got you memoized. Would it be really wrong to take him to the hotel just for a little fun? Maybe you could ride that beautiful face.
"Well I cannae say ah'ament a' o' th' 'boon at time, but, ah reckon a'm' the most braw." Soap asserted, a self-satisfied smirk tugging at the corners of his lips.
„You think of yourself as the most handsome?“
Soap smirked. "That's fur a'm." He maintained absolute confidence. "I could be the most arrogant person alive, and it'd still be true," he laughed. "I bet I'm the most handsome bloke you've ever seen.“
„So what's your name, arrogant handsome guy?“
"The handsome, arrogant guy in question would happen to be John 'Soap' MacTavish," he answered with a grin. You didn't even question that his nickname was a fucking cleaning product.
„Nice to meet you, John.“
"Aye, same here, but whit dae I get the pleasure of cawin ye?"
You didn't want to answer this; you weren’t open to a relationship too much, and you were already hurt by your last ex-boyfriend idiot pathetic way too tall military guy.“Let me be honest, I'm not really into anything serious with my job, but if you want to come with me in my hotel room, I wouldn't mind.“
Soap blinked at your bluntness, the corner of his lips twitching as a grin spread across his face. "I wasn't looking for something serious, but I'm sure your hotel room wouldn't be too bad.“ Sleeping around was never a problem for Johnny; he was the one to get the most lays around his squad, mainly because Garrick didn't participate, Ghost scared lassies, and Price was too afraid to hurt the woman he liked. Soft little things with wide hips and round faces weren’t for his callused hands. He kind of wanted more from you than a lay; you were just so damn perfect, but he was sure you were just like every girl he slept with, telling him it was a one-night thing, but after six screaming orgasms, they all wanted to become Mrs. MacTavish.
You walked with him towards your hotel, his hand always around the end of your back, slowly gliding to your ample bottom, squeezing it through the tight skirt you wore.
Before you arrived at the hotel, you gave one last warning: „I don’t do relationships, only sex.“
Soap grinned at your bluntness. "Good, 'Cause that makes two of us; I'm not the kind to fall for someone. I'm too busy for all the emotions and nonsense crap," Soap said bluntly. "Just good fun. Nothing else.“ He practically copied his LT words, but you don’t need to know this.
Soap followed you into the hotel room with a satisfied grin, closing the door silently behind him as he pressed you back onto the bed, one hand resting on your upper thigh as he leaned in for another kiss. His large hands quickly began running along your sides, tracing up along your back as his lips gently tugged at your bottom lip. “Ne'er bin wi' someone as tall or muscular as me?“
You laughed at that, unfortunately hurting his ego "You're the shortest guy I ever had sex with,“ and you didn't even lie, especially not after your 6’10 bastard of an ex-boyfriend.
Soap laughed aloud at this, his accent practically rumbling as his grin grew. "There's no way you're tellin' me there's been a load of men taller than me. I'm six feet tall!" Soap complains, "Am I really the shortest?" His face grew kind of insecure, but if you only knew your moments, they would make him want you more.
„Yes, but don’t worry, your accent makes it up.“
„Mhm, like my accent?“ He smiled, fiddling with the hem of your shirt.
„Yes“
„Good thing my accent is not the only thick thing about me,“ he replied with a smirk, removing his shirt and showing off his perfectly thick Lucious abs. You traced along the happy trail, eager to remove his pants, and he was right; he was incredibly thick. He wasn’t by any chance the biggest you had with his 7 solid inches but by far the thickest. His dick didn't spring up; it hung heavy and low with his angry leaking tip. You licked your lips, eager to finally have something other than your finger inside of your pleading hole.
„Like what you see, hen?“ He smirked, an arrogant Corky bastard, but somehow you liked it.
He pulled you onto your back, pulling off your tight skirt and that long-sleeve top you wore. When he saw your body, all the dimples and curves and the beautiful stretch marks around your hips, he was gone. „Fuckin hell, bonnie could have told me what you hide under those clothes,“ his hand nervously fiddled over the lacy fabric of your bra, smirking when he saw your nipples hardening under his touch. „So eager for me?“
Without a thought, he wrapped his mouth around your clothed nipples, sucking them in and gently biting on them. You wanted to remove your bra, but he stopped you. „Shh, hen, that's a sight for next time.“
„There will be no next time, John.“
„Thalere wull always bee a next time hen,“ he said, and before you could argue with him, his lips were already around your clothed mound, licking over the blue lacy fabric. „Didn't need tae dress sae cute fur me hen,“ he lured against it, pressing his thick palms deeper into your clit making you moan and whimper like a feral cat.
You couldn’t remember if you had shaved or not the last few days. "Johnny, I'm not entirely shaven down there." You warned him, afraid of his reaction. For most guys, it was an immediate no. Yes, for fucking, but no for licking, but he just looked at you with a devious smirk: „A'm mair hairy than a bear myself sae a dinnae mynd a bawherr locks aroond mah meal.“ With that, he removed your thong, completely placing the soft fabric of your thong next to his jeans so he could steal them on deployment, wanking himself on something better than the porn he had saved on his mobile phone.
„Mhm, such a bonnie cunny you have,“ he purred and started to lick thick stripes from your hole to your clit, you weren’t the patient type, so you pulled on his mohawk directly to your clit, where you pressed him inside of you. „Not very patient, hen“
He finally stopped all the teasing and used his mouth for God, licking at your clit slowly sucking her in while working your pleading mound open, his thick digits always pressed against your gummy wall.
„Fuck Johnny“
„Mhm, so wet for me, hen.“
He licked at your cunt like it was the last meal he ever had. He slurped and moaned, God, he was a messy eater, his fingers pressed against the plush fat of your hips, holding you down so you didn't run away from the orgasm he tried to give you. As he inserted a third finger, pressing against the sweet spot, most men didn't find - it was over for you.
You clenched around him, milking his thick finger for all of its worth, and experienced one of the most intense orgasms in your life. He pated some taps on your clit making you shake from the overwhelming feeling inside your tummy.
„God yere looking so bonnie when you cum,“ his eyes sparkled in admiration. He knew he had to have you for more than just a one-night thing.
„Do you have a condone, Johnny? I don’t have anything in your size.“
He could have just cum from that praise; he knew he was thick, but this was so fucking good to hear from you. "Aye,“ he said, wrapping the condom down on his shaft. His dick was a bit sad about not having the chance to fuck the most beautiful cunt he ever saw raw, but better than nothing.
He slides his thick member across your mound over and over again, wetting him with your arousal. But you weren’t in for missionary, so you pulled him to his back and sat down on his lap. You wanted to glide on him, but the unconscious fear of being too heavy hit you.
„Dinnae worry ah dae hip thrust hen“
With that, you straddled him, your legs working overtime to stretch around his big hips, and you glided yourself down on his delicious curved cock. He was surprised you could take him without any problems. God, could that girl be any more perfect?
You slowly rolled your hips on his, trying to find a movement where he hit the exact right spot. His hand grabbed your plump ass, guiding you up and down, needing to get some more friction out of you. He was already a needy whimpering mess, and you didn’t even begin fully.
„Please, bonnie move faster,“ he whimpered, and who were you to deny his cute whimpers?
He guided your hips up and down at a mean pace, searching for his orgasm; his dark black curls rubbed against your clit with every movement pulling you closer and closer to your awaiting release.
Feeling you close to orgasm, Johnny moved a hand between your legs, rubbing your clit firmly as he continued to pound into you. His fingers circled your swollen bud, teasing it until you cried out incoherently. „Johnny"
Johnny groaned, feeling himself getting closer as well. He picked up the pace even more, slamming into you harder as he leaned forward to capture one of your nipples in his mouth, sucking and biting gently through the fabric.
„Johnny, please, I'm close.“
Hearing your enthusiastic moans, Johnny let out a groan of relief as he felt his climax building. With one last hard thrust, he erupted inside of you, his cock pulsing as he shot his hot cum deep inside your wet cunt.
He panted heavily as you continued to ride him needy to reach your own orgasm. The familiar knot in your stomach started to build inside of you, and with a final slap of Johnny's finger, you came screaming his name as you began to squeeze his thick cock.
You collapsed into each other, and he wrapped his thick arms around your body. "That was intense, bonnie“ his mouth kissing around your neck.
„Yes, it was great. Would you mind leaving now? I have my flight in for hours.“
„No cuddling?“ He said he was disappointed, and as you saw his puppy eyes, you almost couldn’t resist changing your mind, but you didn’t.
„No, sorry,“ you said sternly.
He pulled his pants and shirt on, leaving a paper with his number on the bedside table: "Call me, hen.“.
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"Stop looking at your phone. She won't call you,“ the lieutenant said to Johnny. He annoyed them the whole last week, showing your picture all around and telling everyone how good he fucked you. Ghost couldn’t deny that he found you incredibly arousing, exactly like Price and Gaz.
„She will!“
„Maybe she needs someone older.“ Price chuckled.
On his bedside table lay a small paper Roaster July 2023 Y/N.
Layover Glasgow
Layover Milan
Layover Liverpool
Layover Paris
Layover Manchester
Layover London Stansted
Whoever and wherever you are, doll, you can't escape us. Maybe you can leave Johnny, but you can't outrun me. In the end, you will choose one of us. I hope, for your sake, it's me. See you on your next layover.
Did I just made Reader a flight attendant since I always dreamt off being a flight attendant in London but Brexit said no ? Yes
#cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod x reader#call of duty#captain john price#john price#simon ghost riley#tf 141#tf 141 x reader#soap mw2#soap x reader#soap cod#soapghost#john soap mactavish#141#soap x you#soap x y/n#john mactavish x reader#johnny mactavish#john mactavish#ghost call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 3#kyle gaz garrick
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reverse elsa anon onto something…..
broad, lumbering bodies like cregan’s run common in the north, are needed in the north if you want to stay warm, alive, keep others alive.. though in adulthood it can become a liability; always clipping doorways, so impossible to say unseen, needing more food, always waiting for a bigger, stronger horse to come along. it stops being noteworthy to cregan, but these are the thoughts that come up when others express envy. he doesn’t think too much of it most of the time.
but you… seeing the way you stare at his paws hands, watching his shoulders move through a room, blinking up at him with an open mouth, realizing you take some strange enjoyment in his size, ohhhhhhh… oh that changes things.
he wants to be strong for you now. wants to stay this way. ONLY GETS WORSE ONCE HE’S IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. you clawing at him, can barely get your hands around his back, knees and feet pushing against him to CLIMB him, get closer, tug at him harder, the way you sigh and tremble when he presses you down, covers you completely in his body… oh boy that ignites something. and your wedding night, when he’s pushed every lord and lordling away, and you’re there, wide-eyed and new, looking at him as if to say ‘you won’t fit, i’m not made to open for that’. WELL!
being able to block you from wind, haul you upon his shoulders and in his arms, swallow your hips and hands and face in his palms, just completely envelop you in his grip, IT DOES SOMETHING TO HIM. always wanting to be near you, on you, in you… big bear man instincts kick in: Must Keep Wife Warm. he succeeds i am sure of that.
gets worse when you’re pregnant. he’s always curled around you, hand covering your stomach as if he can hide in, and in the beginning he certainly can. he can hold your whole babe, not yet completely made, in his hand. still can hold it when its born too. but oh god when you’re pregnant… he lays atop you until your tummy’s so big he fears hurting the babe. wraps his whole hands around your head, your neck, your hair, trying to soothe the emotional stresses of making him a child. then its your thighs and your feet and . your breasts .
i might explode if i think about it any more
always clipping doorways… NGH~!!! ALWAYS CLIPPING DOORWAYS!!! GREAT CLIPS ANON YOU HAVE BLESSED US ALL
YES. HE CAN ENVELOPE YOU IN HIS GRIP. HE DOES BLOCK YOU FROM THE WIND. HAUL YOU ON HIS SHOULDERS AFF ARFA ARFARACAD
oh my god your breasts getting bigger when you’re with child.. and they’re so sore… the only thing that helps is cregans big warm hands holding them… massaging them.. smoothing a thumb over your nipple when he gets distRACTED OHHHH IM UNWELL
#house of the dragon#cregan stark#cregan stark thoughts#cregan stark x reader#dippys asks#great clips anon#I NEED HIM#I NEED NEED NEED#GUYS I HAVE TO SAY IT#I HAVE A SIZE KINK. ARRRRRF ARFC ATFFA ARFF#AND I NEED CREGAN STARK#CLIPPING DOORWAYS OH GOD HE CLIPS DOORWAYS WITH HIS BIG BROAD SHOULDERS OH GOD IM CUMMING
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