#Now We're Clean

[allylikethecat]

On regards to tomorrows update I know I don't want The Birthday fic updated because that one is almost done as well, I need more time with it. I am between OAF and Ducklings cause both Fic!Mattys are going through it and were left BY GEORGE (I hurt) but I think I need to read how Ducklings!Matty is doing more than OAF'S. Hopefully SOMEONE will try to be nice to him like 😭😭 of course he would hide the pregnancy, fuck you? (Not you ally, love you). Anyway, have a good Monday 📚 read you tomorrow

Even though I am the worst and am just now responding to all of the asks y'all were kind enough to send me about which fic y'all wanted on Tuesday, I ended up going with On a Friday (it was the majority vote lol) BUT Ducklings is in the queue and I'm sure will be updated soon 😉 I am also very attached to the birthday fic and very torn between not wanting it to be over, also very excited about the final chapter. It's so SWEET and so SOFT and Fictional!Matty is actually HAPPY and he still has his cat Chaos because despite his concerns Fictional!George would never take her away from him. But yeah all my other Fictional!Matties are absoluely miserable right now with honorable mention to OaF Fictional!Matty and Ducklings Fictional!Matty. I hope you enjoyed the On a Friday update and I look forward to hearing your thoughts on it!!

Haha Ducklings Fictional!Matty did what he though was right... it turned out to not be right but he really did try and obviously everyones negative reactions are just making him think that wow he should have hidden it longer (even though no one is actually made he's pregnant, it's more so the keeping secrets / lying / shock that's causing the upset) ANYWAY thank you so much for being wonderful and for reading and for sending me this ask! I hope you continued to enjoy my fics and that you are having a wonderful Wednesday and the BEST rest of the week!

❤️Ally

[lucabyte]

Taking pride in One's own appearance.

[cracklingclavicle]

Scully and Mulder were out there inventing the "she fell first, he fell harder" trope in 93

[buwheal]

Nuh huh 😎 —🧶

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[kursed-curtain]

Welcome to the Toppat Break Room!

Mass attack!!

Left to right is @cosmicdenro 's Jesse Stickman, my Pike Cassino, @timegearremix 's Pac, and @smoresthehalloweenqueen 's Brutus Dan Gerbreaker!

I had more interesting things to say in the attack itself soooo go check it out if you haven't lol :D

[byz-was-here]

Imagine being the Bahrag.

Ok, hear me out.Say you work at , say the white house.

You’re the head of sanitation (along with your sister who also has the same job as you).

You get a notification that says, “Hey, time to do the landscaping.” So you get your crew together, and send them out to cut grass, pull weeds, trim shrubs or whatever. 

And then suddenly a bunch of secret service agents jump out of the bushes, and beat up your workers out of nowhere.

Understandably, you’d be very confused.

Then they kick down your door (after stealing your employee's keys to get in)

And THEN you realize these are the president’s PERSONAL secret service agents, and you’re even more confused, but you don’t have time to talk or ask questions because right now they’re beating the crap out of you ...and now you’re duct taped & Zip-tied to your sister (who also is co-head of sanitation and is as lost as you are), and then they leave you stuck on the floor of your office trussed up like a turkey without a single word.

Eventually You manage to fumble for your phone and call some upper level employees who were off today to come and get you because What, and I cannot stress this enough, The Fuck.

Except the Secret Service squad breaks into your office AGAIN once your employees find you and throw them all out a fucking window. and then they just. Leave. Again. 

With you tied up to your sister sitting on the floor. And you still don’t have a clue as to what the fuck is going on. 

And THEN. after who KNOWS how long, the Secret Service guys walk back in and go, “Uh, well this is awkward, but uh. We need you to finish landscaping now.” 

You can practically HEAR the curb your enthusiasm theme playing in the background. 

[wutherwaves]

Jinhsi's Memo

Jinhsi's daily schedule is demanding. To manage her time effectively, she creates a to-do list for pending tasks. Let's delve into what has been keeping her busy recently.

from wuwa dev twitter

[mushtoons]

when doing tiny little cleaning stuff to ur house actually makes u feel better like people say

[msmc-796-official]

-I managed to finally contact the HRA division with me to stop firing at your people. For the love of Christ-the-Buddha get your asshole commander away from me she won't stop screaming slurs in languages I don't understand at me over the comms channel we're stuck in

Who in the-?! Oh, wait, shit, that's right, I forgot you were still awake in there. Christ-the-Buddha Almighty, that scared me.

Are you sure that's still Kennedi screaming? She (or, rather, her unconscious - and hopefully not lifeless - body) and her molten wreck of a Caliban have been with us at MSMC-148's drop site for like two hours now, waiting for pickup. Slipshod managed to pry your casket outta that slag heap you used to call a Genghis Mk. 1 and get you connected to a "life support" of sorts on one of their backup generators, but if you can still hear Kennedi's voice screaming bloody murder at you, then your systems might be fried worse than we thought. (No clue if that sort of thing is fixable or not...)

Hopefully the Albatross will be here soon. Our distress beacon is still up and running, and they should more than have our coordinates by now. We'll all be out of here soon. (I hope.)

-- Angel

[bibewilderedandbuck]

so TK must be getting horny at random shit. Carlos doesn't even blink when TK starts making out with him meal worms still in hand. HE FULL ON SAYS IT TOO "even the meal worms?" before going for it, "ok....?"

imagine:

TK just comes stomping out of the bathroom, pointing a brand new toilet brush at Carlos, "come here I just thought about your bicep and I need it."

TK drops a bowl and Carlos comes running and TK is holding broken ceramic shards and goes "It was just a plate, something Paul left over cause he hated it. Oh wait Carlos you smell amazing..."

Tarlos go to a cat cafe with Nancy and Mateo and TK has to pull Carlos in the bathroom by his belt loops bc he held a kitten so softly it made TK want to cry

[allylikethecat]

Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: The 1975 (Band) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: George Daniel/Matthew Healy Characters: Matthew Healy, George Daniel, Adam Hann, Ross MacDonald, Denise Welch Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Birthday Series: Part 5 of The Infection 'Verse Summary:

He never thought that was a milestone he would reach, he never thought that he would live past twenty seven. He was a tortured artist, a heroin addict, it had all but been accepted, it had all but been decided that he would be joining the twenty seven club. He would be laid to rest well before his twenty eighth birthday. He wondered how many more birthdays he would have, and he wondered if they were all going to hurt this much.

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AKA The Birthday Fic™️

[ritualslaughter]

my (usually silent) cat will not stop yapping girlllll what is uppppp

[mariyekos]

Tagged by @dithorba

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!

Tagging @magitek @lesbiankoby @spaceacerat @icharchivist @basil-does-arttt. No pressure to do it, but if you'd like to do it, hope you have fun!

[moonpool-system]

Stolen & edited a bit from an anti-endo who clearly doesn't think compassion deserves to be extended to those who don't fit the "perfect mold" of a system.

Empathy: The ability to feel somebody's emotions as though they are affecting you personally. As an example, somebody tells you "my hamster disappeared last night!" -> you now feel as though you've lost a pet personally or near-personally -> you feel grief and sadness just like the other person. Not everyone has empathy. It's a trait some people develop and others don't. Some have high empathy, some have low empathy (like the editor), some have none. For some, it fluctuates over time due to different circumstances! This is often not a learned skill, but more of a base aspect that some people experience, some don't, and some do in different ways than others.

Sympathy: the ability to understand and care about somebody else's struggles, even if you don't feel them yourself. So, if somebody tells you their hamster is gone -> you realize how this affects them emotionally -> you care about this person, and are upset that they are suffering. not everyone has sympathy either! it's a scale, just like empathy. Some people are more naturally inclined toward it than others. Sympathy can sometimes be a learned skill, as well; it depends on the individual.

Compassion: doing something to relieve another person's suffering or make them feel better. With the previous example, somebody tells you their hamster is gone -> you don't want them to remain upset -> you come up with ways to help them feel better, like offering comfort and distractions, or other forms of support. compassion is solely a learned trait, not something you can be born with like empathy or sympathy. anyone can learn to be compassionate, although some may struggle more with it than others; it's a skill, just like anything else. Learning to acknowledge others and treat them with compassion is part of building healthy communication, especially when it comes to neurodivergent intersectionality.

The difference between all this doesn't get through often, especially outside of low/no empathy circles. We thought the distinction was important enough to reconstruct in a safe environment.

[astarab1aze]

just checking in-- sorry about my accidental hiatus! i've still got my hands full with family stuff for the moment, but i'll be free and clear after the weekend. all the birthdays came at me fast, some drama, some health issues, some Other things that came up... r.i.p. hope everyone's been having a good time writing!

[cyancherub]

rly not a fan of ppl imposing their idea of fun on me under the assumption that it's also my idea of fun