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[turnkeyassurance]

Chapters: 5/8 Fandom: League of Legends Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Malcolm Graves/Twisted Fate Characters: Twisted Fate, Malcolm Graves (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Domestic Bliss, Fluff, Banter, Implications of a very healthy and active sexlife, unreality, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, tags will change, Horror in later chapters, Domestic Bickering, Psychological Horror, untrustworthy architecture, elements of non-con, Self-Harm, imagery of burning Summary:

After a job gone horribly wrong Twisted Fate and Graves finally settled down to enjoy the rest of their lives together. Their cabin is small and maybe a bit shabby but it's peaceful.

It's home.

It's everything Fate ever wanted.

...

Right?

[annaofthenorthernlights]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Frozen (Disney Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anna/Kristoff (Disney) Characters: Anna (Disney), Kristoff (Disney) Additional Tags: Anna´s POV, phone talk, Implied Sexual Content, Innuendo, Fade to Black, Flirting, offering a massage, Married Couple, Fluff and Humor, fluff and (smut innuendo), can´t say this is NSFW, Prompt Fill, slumberpartybingo discord server, selfcare sunday drabble Series: Part 16 of My prompt fills for Flufftober Summary:

Kristoff is away for a few days, due to business and calls his wife in the evening. Their chat turns into more than a casual inquiry of the day… (from Anna´s POV)

Word count 447

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@flufftober 2023 - day 28 - “soothing touch”

@slumberpartybingo (sunday-self-care drabble) “self soothe by giving yourself (or allowing someone else to give you) a hand massage.”

[lambourngb]

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Characters: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Sarah Kazansky, Ron "Slider" Kerner, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw Additional Tags: Past Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Sarah Kazansky, Past Relationship(s), Established Relationship, Established Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Pre-Movie: Top Gun Maverick, Cancer, Explicit Sexual Content, Discussion of Death, Bodily Autonomy, Patient Rights, Angst, Grief, Everyone Needs A Hug, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Needs A Hug, Mostly Canon-Compliant with Top Gun Maverick, Death, Canonical Character Death, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Sexual Dysfunction, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Sex Summary:

The last words of Nathan Hale were inspiring to the generations that came afterward, but they were considered apocryphal by scholars. Propaganda that was repeated over and over again meant to keep a nation fighting for its freedom and independence. At the same time, the truth slipped away into a place where the living would never know it, and the dead were beyond caring.

He wondered what his own final words would be; Thomas ‘Iceman’ Kazansky, COMPACFLT, a great naval officer, the second-best pilot, and a decent man. He hoped they would be ‘I love you’ to Maverick, but he was worried it would end up being ‘I’m sorry’ instead.

[Tom has to find a way to break the news of his diagnosis to his wingman and partner, Pete.]

[arual147]

Chapters: 1/8 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman Characters: Orphaner Dualscar, The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, The Signless | The Sufferer, The Dolorosa (Homestuck), The Handmaid (Homestuck), Spinneret Mindfang Additional Tags: Hemospectrum Shift, Casteism | Hemophobia (Homestuck), Canon-Typical Violence, Slavery Summary:

Rara Avis A rare or unique person)

Or, in which the Grand Archivist acquires a seadweller

Updates every other day

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So, I wrote a thing. Enjoy, you homestuck bitches

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[beebfreeb]

An Interview with Dot.

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[blueskittlesart]

read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

[tentacleteapot]

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

[lambourngb]

Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Characters: Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Sarah Kazansky, Ron "Slider" Kerner, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw Additional Tags: Past Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Sarah Kazansky, Past Relationship(s), Established Relationship, Established Tom "Iceman" Kazansky/Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Pre-Movie: Top Gun Maverick, Cancer, Explicit Sexual Content, Discussion of Death, Bodily Autonomy, Patient Rights, Angst, Grief, Everyone Needs A Hug, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell Needs A Hug, Mostly Canon-Compliant with Top Gun Maverick, Death, Canonical Character Death, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Sexual Dysfunction, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Sex Summary:

The last words of Nathan Hale were inspiring to the generations that came afterward, but they were considered apocryphal by scholars. Propaganda that was repeated over and over again meant to keep a nation fighting for its freedom and independence. At the same time, the truth slipped away into a place where the living would never know it, and the dead were beyond caring.

He wondered what his own final words would be; Thomas ‘Iceman’ Kazansky, COMPACFLT, a great naval officer, the second-best pilot, and a decent man. He hoped they would be ‘I love you’ to Maverick, but he was worried it would end up being ‘I’m sorry’ instead.

[Tom has to find a way to break the news of his diagnosis to his wingman and partner, Pete.]

Next chapter Friday.

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

[neurovarious]