#NotRated

[buddiefanficlibrary]

Habits

Buck's not sure what's going on when Eddie starts kissing him on the head after a rough call, only now it's A Thing, and it's a thing Buck would very much like to continue if he knew what it meant. 

(or another Buddie fic where everyone knows except Buck.)

LINK

[wherever-i-look-blog]

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2024) Review and Summary https://tinyurl.com/29grdjjh

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Not Rated (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

15 years (ao3) - That_cool_weirdo

Summary: dan and phil make a very special post on the 19th october 2024

[or, what if they actually did hard launch instead of posting that jokey video]

and you're back again, only different than before (ao3) - dancingroses

Summary: dan used to disappear at odd hours without his phone, leaving phil to sit around anxiously waiting for him to come home. things have been better since wad. when dan takes a morning to himself to process the reality of the terrible influence tour, phil is forced to confront just how much this little habit of dan's used to affect him.

As The World Caves In (it’s you that I lie with) (ao3) - amzingmati

Summary: Doomed au inspired by the song As The World Caves In.

Dan and Phil:Outlast Oneshot (ao3) - trancelover99

Summary: Dan and Phil are investigating Mount Massive Asslyum due to the strange goings on that have been reported there. However, they seem to be more than what they bargained for, as the asylum becomes a literal hell on earth! This is based on that one scene where Dan was hiding from Chris Walker during his Outlast Gameplay in 2024, and what better time to upload this than Spooky Week Lol hope you enjoy it!

dangender (ao3) - classichysteria

Summary: it’s late at night and dan just wants to talk about what’s on his their mind

Fix You (ao3) - emodnp

Summary: Dan deals with some painful memories and feelings and has a good and important conversation with Phil.

Fourth (Crystals, Blisters) (ao3) - amyoffline

Summary: A series of strange events in Shibuya leads to Dan and Phil... getting married? Maybe? (In which they are caught up in one of the objectives of the Reaper's Game during their 2015 vacation to Japan.)

Get Away From Him, It's Not His Time (ao3) - emodnp

Summary: TW: while I did leave anything graphic out of this, It does start with Dan seeming like he may be hurting himself or worse and Phil getting him help which is a larger part of the premise for this

Holidays and Other Seismic Activities (ao3) - PyroStormIsBae

Summary: When Phil was unconscious Dan wanted to wrap him in his arms, tell him, I’ll be your blood flow, your diagnosis, I’ll be your hedonism. You are the greatest consequence to ever happen to me. But Phil didn’t happen to people. He didn’t inflict himself. He wouldn’t know how to cause damage if it ground itself into his ribs. Not like the earthquake that was Dan Howell.

Or: Daniel Howell never really learned how to relax. (Set during their vacation to Turkey)

if you could see it, then you’d understand (ao3) - MANIAvinyl

Summary: There was a point in their relationship when Phil was stable enough for the both of them. But when his anxiety gets worse, he’s not sure how to handle anything; not his panic attacks, not Dan and his still-frequent episodes, and not all the new stresses that come with this kind of fast-paced life.

instructions unclear (ao3) - danisnotreadingfanfic

Summary: this came to me in a dream. i am sorry.

It's quiet uptown (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Dan is spending Christmas with the Lester's for the first time and is struggling with internalised homophobia.

Kisses Through The Years (ao3) - undertalednp

Summary: Phil wanted this forever.

And so, forever is what he got.

let me show you (ao3) - cloudsrm

Summary: dan was born a colour bandit, emotionless and one of the most destructive creatures in the universes. he doesn't mind his evil and repetitive life, but once tragedy strikes, dan finds himself loathing the monster he was born to be.

phil was born colourful, full of emotion just like every other human. he tries to be just how he's wanted to be, but each day the task grows harder and harder, and phil finds himself wearing a mask of happiness wherever he goes.

when dan is forced to return to his home planet, he's lost all hope. when phil arrives at his favorite cliff side, he has as well. when the two meet, both of their world's rapidly change...but is it for the better or worse?

Meant to be, we might be alright now (ao3) - lesbosz

Summary: Dan thinks about the cramped tour bus bunks and traveling the world again with his soulmate of 15 years.

meeting the parents (ao3) - SylvesterLester

Summary: Dan is ready to meet Phil's parents.

Right?

Mucky Pup (ao3) - cats_with_no_tails

Summary: Dan knows what Phil acting out and being a brat was indicative of, even if Phil himself doesn’t. He also knows how to wrangle his boyfriend back into reality after weeks of repressing pent-up feelings.

Or: Phil is a stinky baby throughout the US tour leg because he has a hard time working through negative emotions. Dan grounds him by putting him in his place.

On Tour Bus Beds (ao3) - katiecal1013

Summary: “Best buddies can share a bed!” - Phil Lester, 2024

One of Those Days (ao3) - cats_with_no_tails

Summary: Based on the anecdote from Dan’s birthday stream that Phil dropped his ice cream and cried, featuring Autistic Phil + Dan comforting him during a meltdown.

peace. (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: He doesn’t feel the need to constantly defend himself the way his twenty-one or twenty-two year-old self would have when the topic of sexuality or his relationship with Phil is brought up.

And he’s grateful. He’s so, so grateful that he doesn’t feel like that anymore.

But he does still feel sad.

remote crisis manager (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it's 4am in auckland the day before dan's show and dan is having a crisis

Something fragile (ao3) - Bones_the_beloved

Summary: Dangender and how trying to find a word for it is difficult and the support of the people that love you can make all the difference.

The Nightmare of Chemistry (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Dan and Phil have amazing chemistry. They've built their entire lives around their dynamic. But Dan is lonely and decides to start dating to fill the desire in his heart - but everyone he brings home is too intimidated by Dan and Phil's connection. One day, Phil unknowingly gives him an idea that could change the game. Will Dan finally find someone comfortable enough to compete with what Dan and Phil have? Or will Dan have to realize that maybe what he has been looking for was in front of him the entire time?

Tightening, Infinitely (ao3) - TempestRising

Summary: They still blocked dozens of commenters a week—mostly bots but also just nastiness, much of it directed at other commenters, and a not-insignificant portion aimed directly at Phil.

Or: Phil didn't set out to hide the nastier comments from Dan. He's just gotten used to being the protector. Until it becomes too personal to take.

Without You Here (ao3) - raisedufromperdition

Summary: “I never thought losing you would be so hard,” Dan began, with a deep breath. He toyed with the strings of his grey hoodie, ignoring the stinging in his eyes.

A story which consists of Dan talking to Phil’s grave and reflecting upon their life together.

You came in from the rain (ao3) - cemeterysociety

Summary: Dan and Phil see each other again on a random rainy day after not seeing each other for years after their break up, Dan thought Phil would never forgive him, but intertwined souls always find their way back to one another.

[wizardingworldlibrary]

Fics Not Rated Masterlist

A Place To Call Home (ao3) - Missmusicluver Harry/Ginny N/R, 148k (WIP)

Summary: Harry won the war.

It's a couple of months afterward, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago, and the Potter family is still fighting against a war with a Dark Lord who is ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope.

Harry really doesn't want in.

Christmas at Malfoy Manor (ao3) - Lupaatje Lucius/Narcissa N/R, 41k

Summary: As Harry is invited for the hight society Christmas party at Malfoy Manor for his first Christmas since learning he was a wizard, he gets to know the Malfoy family and Slytherin first years. And more importantly, they get to know Harry, the abused and unloved child everyone sees as the Boy-Who-Lived.

Corn Mazes and Cider (ao3) - ThePotterWatcher Hermione/Fred N/R, 4k

Summary: Prompt: Hermione shows her favorite Weasley what fall is really about - muggle style

Just a sweet little holiday for Fred and Hermione.

Fixing It (ao3) - elvirakitties Tom/Snape, Lucius/Narcissa N/R, 39k

Summary: What happens when abuse goes to far? How does Severus and Tom become Harry's family with the Malfoy and Poppy helping?

Game On (ao3) - Andbackthen Harry/Ginny N/R, 1k

Summary: It's a Valetine's Day tradition, but can Ginny still be suprised by her own game?

Harry Potter and the Den of Snakes (ao3) - orphan_account N/R, 78k

Summary: After ten years of misery with the Dursleys, Harry Potter learns that he has magic. Except, in this story, it's not a surprise-the only surprise is that there are others like him. Including his twin brother, Julian Potter, the savior of the Wizarding world.

This isn't the Harry you think you know.

Holidays (ao3) - diogxnes N/R, 2k

Summary: While his housemates discuss the upcoming holidays, Harry cannot help but think of how he never experienced a real Christmas with the Dursleys. Ron notices.

Little Lion Boy (ao3) - ShanaStoryteller N/R, 11k

Summary: Draco is sorted into Gryffindor.

It's all part of the plan, really.

Mudblood, Mystery, and More Than He Deserves (ao3) - ftlow Lily/Snape N/R, 4k

Summary: Snape's Worst Memory: a reimagining in which teenage Severus is as much a victim of his own House as any other, and in which James is not obsessed with Lily, so he doesn't act like such an arrogant prat.

Namesake Necklace (ao3) - WiCeBa N/R, 121k

Summary: Harry and Dudley are attacked one evening, and Snape is called to fix it. A child sized Harry, who looks much more like Lily than James at this age, was not what he was expecting.

Nineteen Years Later… (ao3) - littlepuff04 Harry/Ginny N/R, 3k

Summary: After seeing his middle child off to the train station, Harry sees someone he never thought he’d see again - especially not on Platform 9¾.

Pity Party (ao3) - marycontraire Seamus/Dean N/R, 4k

Summary: Harry, Hermione, Dean, and Ginny attend the Slug Club Christmas Party; Ron, Seamus, and Neville drink their sorrows and play "Never Have I Ever."

Points of Contact (ao3) - Celebratorydance Hermione/Draco N/R, 9k

Summary: Hermione is found after four years of captivity, barely alive. She doesn't recognise who found her, but she doesn't need to. Because his hands are gentle, his words are kind, and sometimes, that's all you need.

Sky Full of Glass (ao3) - SofiaBane Harry/Voldemort N/R, 20k

Summary: The Horcruxes have become unstuck in time, and it’s the responsibility of the Master of Death to figure out why. And since Voldemort needs to be punished for transgressing into the realm of Death anyway, he might as well come along.

Text Talk (ao3) - merlywhirls Sirius/Remus N/R, 141k

Summary: Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy (ao3) - sara_holmes Scorpius/Albus N/R, 7k

Summary: The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe.

The Duel (ao3) - phoenixgirl26 N/R, 44k

Summary: Albus Dumbledore decides to see how the students would go in a real fight, so he organises a dueling contest at Hogwarts. Dumbledore bashing, friendly Weasley’s, some language.

the family evans (ao3) - dirgewithoutmusic N/R, 3k

Summary: What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

The Rita Skeeter Royalty Series (ao3) - ritaskeetered James/Lily N/R, 9k

Summary: Rita Skeeter is a royalty watcher extraordinary. Liveblogging royal events gives her life. Her life is made when Prince James of Great Britain and Princess Lily of Ireland are set to meet again…

we'll win together, you and i (ao3) - sadie18 (orphan_account) Marcus/Percy/Oliver N/R, 16k

Summary: the ministry meddles in the young lives of the sixth and seventh years, and the sorting hat as sorted percy, oliver and marcus into the same bed.

it turns out just fine, if they had anything to say about it.

[raincloud47]

Raspberry Delight

The css for the buttons is from a skin made by @ao3commentoftheday with the colors changed to make them more pink.

The pink icons were made by @zerafinacss

@zerafinacss also has pink stat icons that look really good with this skin. It would replace the language/words/chapters ect. with some cute pink icons.

If you want this skin, the code is under here!

First, you have to put these codes into the wizard.

After you save that, you just copy and paste this code:

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^ If you only read on desktop, this last bit is unnecessary. It fixes the blank profile pics from being too big on mobile, but in doing so, it does keep the pics small on desktop

EDIT: If you have any problems with the tags on mobile, go to media and select: "max screen and (max-width: 42 em)" and it should fix it!

[weigoteamtouren]

Breaking Wind News – Direkt von Boris

Hallo Internet.

Hier spricht Boris, euer Senior mit Stil, Schnauze und Strategie.

Morgen soll hier auf Rab die Bora losbrechen – das ist kein Tanzkurs, sondern ein Wind vom Festland. Und zwar einer, der sagt: „Zieh dich warm an oder ich blas dich ins nächste Hühnergehege.“

Ich hab sofort reagiert:

• Kauknochen versteckt – unter dem Sofa, gleich neben dem Hausschuh.

• Knusperstreifen gesichert – streng geheim hinterm Vorhang.

• Wasser eingelassen – na gut, in den Napf.

• Menschen warmgekuschelt – doppelte Decke, doppeltes Glück.

Ich sag mal so:

Wenn wir wegfliegen, dann nur im Formationsflug mit Notration.

Und wenn nicht: Dann kuscheln wir uns durchs Wetter wie echte Flausch-Profis.

Bleibt sturmfest und schnupperbereit –

euer

Boris Vorratsfell,

Seniorpudel in Sicherheitsmission.

⸻

Idee und Stil vom Text: ©️®️CWG mit ChatGPT formatiert.

Teilen, Folgen, Vorräte checken. Nur keine Panik – ich hab’s im Griff.

#zwergpudelzwiegespraeche #boraimparadies

#vorsorgeistalles #pudelhamsterung #kuschelbereit

#urlaubmitpudel #seniorpudelpower #oculiauris #reisenmithund #urlaubmithund

#maiwind2025 #kroatien2025 #mai2025 #otokrab #kroatien2025mai #sturm #sturmwarnungaufvierpfoten

#vorratssicherung #pudellogistik #ichhaballes #rabthehappyisland

[sleepyheadnat]

AO3 skin for hiding Mature/Explicit content

For those who don't want to get jumpscared by stuff you didn't intend to see hahaha.

.blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Smut/works"]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Fluff%20and%20Smut/works"]) { display: none; } /* hides certain tags; you can change which tags to hide, just keep the %20 in place of white space */

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[captain-jimmy]

Hey rat boy!!!

*throws several buckets of water at you*

I am NOTrat boy.

I will nwver be him.

[heidi891]

So you don't want to see indecent fanfiction

But you want to read nice stories about your favourite character surviving his canon death or about your ship falling in love without any explicit details. I get it, I'm a devout Catholic. There're many stories I don't want to read; I dont even want to know they exist.

First and foremost: don't harrass authors. That's gravely immoral, truly. Don't do that.

There's a better way! Have you heard about site skins on AO3?

Here's my site skin:

1. No porn

.blurb:has(.rating-explicit), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/RapesNon-Con/works"]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Underage/works"]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Sex/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href="Sexual%20Content" i]), .blurb:has(a[href="Smut" i]:not(a[href$="/tags/No%20Smut/works" i])), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Masturbation/works" i]) { display: none !important; }

2. No immorality

AKA stuff some people believe to be sinful like slash, polyamory and incest. You can delete some or add your own.

.blurb:has(.category-slash), .blurb:has(.category-femslash), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Polyamory/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Incest/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Omegaverse/works" i]) { display: none !important; }

3. Mature and not rated - partially hidden

I don't look for mature and not rated fics on my own, but sometimes a nice fic with such a rating/warning gets recommended to me and I want to be able to look it up and see it in my bookmarks. So I hide freeform tags and summary, because sometimes they're too explicit, but the title and basic tags are visible.

.blurb:has(.rating-mature) .tags .freeforms, .blurb:has(.rating-notrated) .tags .freeforms, .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Choose%20Not%20To%20Use%20Archive%20Warnings/works"]) .tags .freeforms, .blurb:has(.rating-mature) .summary, .blurb:has(.rating-notrated) .summary, .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Choose%20Not%20To%20Use%20Archive%20Warnings/works"]) .summary { display: none !important; } .blurb:has(.rating-mature) .tags:after, .blurb:has(.rating-notrated) .tags:after, .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Choose%20Not%20To%20Use%20Archive%20Warnings/works"]) .tags:after { content: ''; display: block; margin: 1em 0 0 0; border-bottom: 2px dashed #2a2a2a; }

4. No reader insert

It's technically not against my beliefs, but it doesn't give me good vibes, especially when it's about falling in love.

.blurb:has(a[href="sReader" i]), .blurb:has(a[href="sYou" i]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Reader/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Reader-Insert/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Reader%20Insert/works" i]), .blurb:has(a[href="Ys*n%20-%20Character" i]) { display: none !important; }

5. Fandom specific ships and tags

Some fics aren't tagged with 'Incest' or they're marked as multi, which can mean an F/M ship and a platonic friendship - or many different ships you don't necessarily want to see. And sometimes it's my NOTP and I just don't want to ever read about them. For example if I don't want to see Harry Potter and Hermione Granger ship, I can click on the relationship tag and copy the adress from the browser without AO3 domain (so without https...archiveofourown.org)

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Hermione%20GrangersHarry%20Potter/works

And copy it here:

.blurb:has(a[href$="/tags/Hermione%20GrangersHarry%20Potter/works" i]) { display: none !important; }

6. Other

Things that have nothing to do with my beliefs.

(6A) Language

I speak Polish and English, so I want to read only fanfics in these languages.

.blurb:not(:has(dd[lang$="en"], [lang$="pl"])) { display: none !important; }

en means English, pl means Polish. You can change 'pl' to other language code or delete it:

.blurb:not(:has(dd[lang$="en"])) { display: none !important; }

(6B) No big crossovers

.blurb:has(h5.fandoms):has(a.tag:nth-of-type(5)) { display: none !important; }

5 means that crossovers with at least 5 fandoms won't be displayed. You can change that number.

(6C) Completed vs unfinished

.blurb:has(span.complete-yes) { border-color: #78a700; }

Completed fics get green (like the symbol of a completed fic) border.

(6D) Like a paper book

I changed the default font of the chapters to a serif font (like in paper books) and make paragraphs on a computer narrower.

#chapters { max-width: 800px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 110%; }

[buddiefanficlibrary]

a leaf falls on loneliness

Buck doesn’t think that if he were to say, “I’m in a bad place”, that anyone would turn him away. Really, he doesn’t. The 118 has too many good, kind people for that. 

But every time he wants to open his mouth, to say something, to reach out to Eddie or Bobby or Hen or Chim, he hears Eddie yelling, “you’re exhausting.” 

—you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting—

So each day he does his job and he laughs and he jokes and he pretends he’s the care-free goofball he’s always been. And each day he packs away his bruises and his worries, takes them home to his empty loft with its quiet rooms, and licks his wounds in silence.

LINK

[wherever-i-look-blog]

Condition of Return (2023) – Review and Summary https://tinyurl.com/29nmdms5

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Not Rated (2) Masterlist

part one

a teenage beauty queen of sorts (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan gets into the world of being a beauty guru, and phil’s just the cute admirer

Advent Calendar 2019 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Dan and Phil are best friends. Also, Dan loves Phil, but Phil doesn't need to know that, especially as it could unredeemably change their relationship. Also, Dan loves being part of Phil's daughter Ashley's life. As long as he can stay close to them and see them be happy, he should be fine.

When Phil asks him for a favour, Dan agrees without hesitating, unaware of how much a taste of his dream life would affect him.

Cold, Empty Mattresses and Falling Stars (ao3) - conshellation

Summary: 2009 au where phil and his family own a campground/cabins in an area that is known for stargazing and phil has lived his entire life there, therefore knowing a lot about stars. dan and his family come from the city to said campground because dan is a nerd and asked to come there for his birthday.

Dan’s Plants (ao3) - amazingdalien

Summary: Dan owns a plant store. Phil keeps bringing back his dead plants.

DreamCasts Presents (ao3) - SummerFlingsAndThings (QueenJunoTheGreat)

Summary: Phil's son is obsessed with the faceless man who narrates audiobooks.

Dan's daughter is obsessed with the brightly dressed librarian in charge of the children's department.

And Dan and Phil? Well, they're a little obsessed with one another.

endings, endings, beginnings. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: A lot can happen in eleven years, he said, finishing his cup of coffee. Dan and Phil had lived a full life. It wasn’t always happy, but nothing can ever truly be happy, but it was finding the happiness and the light in those dark places.

Exposed (ao3) - breatherepeat

Summary: The video is posted and the truth is out to the world. Dan continues on his journey to self-acceptance and love.

Friends won't treat me like you do (ao3) - Mangomelions (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil pretends to be Dan's boyfriend to stop a creepy guy hitting on Dan. The lie escalates and they decide to keep it up for a while. How long can they keep pretending?

HOT TO GO! (ao3) - ae121

Summary: Dan loves his roller skating job where he gets to sing and be silly.

He loves his boyfriend Phil, even more.

I Dare You To Stay (ao3) - realityfallsapart

Summary: Dan Howell is a barista working a shitty job, frequenting his shitty apartment, and living a shitty existence, hiding his asexuality and going for a PHD in self-depreciation and depression. Phil Lester is a part-time intern, part-time employee at a local weather station, trying to get experience in his field and make a name for himself, while juggling a second job at the nearby Tesco's to give him some financial breathing room. Their paths were never supposed to meet, but what happens when they do anyways, one rainy day in Manchester?

I Don’t Wanna Think of Anything Else (Now That I’ve Thought of You) (ao3) - danscardigan

Summary: Dan and Phil meet and fall in love, all in one night.

I Don't Want the World to See Me (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: Dan and Phil's first meeting, based off of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.

Dan hasn't really accepted that he likes men, and Phil is incredibly patient with him. Smut, angst and fluff.

ilomilo (ao3) - oliblu

Summary: Dan's childhood best friend unexpectedly passes away, after returning home from the funeral, everything seems different. Is it just Dan's mind playing a devious trick on him or is his world truly falling apart?

Inheriting love (ao3) - Fictropes

Summary: Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.

instructions unclear (ao3) - danisnotreadingfanfic

Summary: this came to me in a dream. i am sorry.

Kaleidoscope (ao3) - danisnotinteresting

Summary: A fan makes up a rumour about Dan which turns out to be true, he assumes Phil must of leaked this and becomes very distraught.

Knock Out (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan and Phil receive a boxing-related challenge while filming PINOF 10, and it inspires the couple to explore their kinks and have incredible sex.

Missing you (ao3) - roman (orphan_account)

Summary: Phil watched as the Skype call went through and Dan's beautiful, pixelated face showed up on his laptop. His smile was wide and he looked really happy, Phil missed seeing this side of Dan; he just missed Dan in general.

-

Phil is in Florida, Dan is not. Phil misses him

(more than just a) summer fling (ao3) - zsunsetz

Summary: dan howell absolutely despises the beach. but maybe a model called phil lester can help him out with that.

Naughty! Do Not Eat (ao3) - talentisntgenius

Summary: Why Dan Had To Call an Ambulance but it's parent!DnP

oh no (not now) (ao3) - kishere

Summary: It's the year 2013 and Phil, an omega, has an okay enough life. He's recently moved to London to pursue an opportunity to work for BBC Radio 1, he has a new flat, and his YouTube channel has been on an upswing. Sure, his heats are so inconsistent he finally had to ask his fiancé of five years, Dan, to help him through them so he could try and live a normal life. Which wouldn't be such an issue if Dan wasn't in love with Phil's hotter, tattooed twin, Dillon...

Somewhere Only We Know (ao3) - raisedufromperdition

Summary: The bench overlooking the lake in Central Park was the place Dan would go to lose himself in his thoughts and be alone. That is, until Phil Lester joins him one day, and suddenly Dan is no longer going to the bench to be alone. Suddenly the bench is where he gains a best friend, and where he falls in love.

SPI: A Dan and Phil Paranormal Investigator AU (ao3) - trancelover99

Summary: So I made a TikTok where Dan and Phil were Paranormal Investigators, and I decided to make an AU based on it.

The Cherry Blossom Secret (ao3) - BlueFox1319

Summary: A secret lies in this hideaway, for when an almost mad artist and a grief ridden photographer meet.

Their worlds could either wilt or bloom with unknowing enchantment.

To Live and Let Go (ao3) - raisedufromperdition

Summary: Upon his diagnosis of a terminal illness, Dan vows to spend the rest of his short life with Phil by his side, completing his bucket list while learning what it really means to live and love.

without saying a word (you had all of me) (ao3) - rainbowroshenpower

Summary: I trace it all back, three-thirty AM

That night, something turned in my heart

While you were sleeping, I fell in love

[ambrose-and-aislinn]

Ingo, der dicke Kaiser

"Kaiser" Cäsar, der mit Vorliebe im Liegen fraß, und zwar seitlich, wie ein römischer Kaiser eben..."Cäsar vom Schienbachtal" von den Ambrosianern, erzählt vom Hundehimmel aus:

"Mein Vater war Cash vom Schienbachtal, ein altdeutscher Schäferhund (das sind die mit den langen Haaren) und von edler Abstammung; ich selbst hatte auch rote Papiere (welches ein Echtheitszertifikat bedeutet: Rote Ahnentafeln, umgangssprachlich „rote Papiere“ werden in einigen Vereinen für Hunde verwendet, die einer Körungs- oder Leistungszucht entstammen, Anm. aus dem Internet). Aber daraus machte ich mir nicht viel, ich entwickelte mich ganz unadelig zu einem Dreckfinken und Vielfraß.

Ich wurde auch sogleich umgetauft in Ingo, in Gedenken an den Cockerspaniel des Großvaters. Ingos gibt es zwar zuhauf, als Pferd und als Hund, aber ok..... wie gesagt, ich legte nicht viel Wert auf noble Etikette.

Auf meiner ersten Autoreise in mein neues Zuhause saß ich neben dem Junior und musste mir Tina Turner anhören, naja, es gibt Schlimmeres als einen grölenden Knaben, von dem noch zwei weitere existierten, und ich wurde der vierte Sohn genannt, weil mich der Vater so abgöttisch liebte. (Er erschrak wohl ein wenig, als er mich das erste Mal erblickte, denn ich war schon ein ziemlicher Brocken, fast ein halbes Kalb. Vor lauter Aufregung über die neue Umgebung und meine Menschen verrichtete ich mein Geschäft auf dem Teppich und durfte darauf hin im Zimmer der Eltern übernachten.) Das musste ich mir merken! Allerdings residierte ich später in einer eigene Hunde-Suite mit allem, was ein Hundeherz erfreut: Körbe, Decken, Spielzeug, Kauknochen etc...

Wie gesagt, ich war schon als Welpe ein stattlicher Kerl, der seinen Geschwistern ziemlich alles wegfutterte, was er unter die Schnauze bekam. Aber wer so groß war wie ich, der brauchte auch große Mengen an Nachschub für die Futterluke. Als Welpe im Hause Ambrose mochte ich es übrigens besonders, leckere, leere Joghurt-Becher auszuschlecken. Als vielgeliebter "vierter Sohn" bekam ich nur das Beste vom Besten, was am Markt war und entwickelte mich daraufhin prächtig. Ein bisschen zu prächtig. Meine Mahlzeiten nahm ich im Wohnzimmer, seitlich liegend ein und erinnerte wohl an einen römischen Cäsaren, denn man nannte mich fürderhin nur den Kaiser. Das war aber auch mein einziges Zugeständnis an "Noblesse oblige". Als solcher liebte ich es auch, auf zwei Etappen zu speisen (wohl als Notration, man konnte ja nie wissen)."

Ambrose, der grölende Junge auf dem Rücksitz, erinnert sich: "Würste auf dem Jahrmarkt ließ Ingo links liegen. Er bekam das abgekochte Fondue Fleisch, das zu Weihnachten übrig blieb... Besonders liebte er Hühnchen. Wenn wir Gegrilltes zu Mittag hatten, puhlten wir das (zu fette) Rest-Fleisch sorgfältig von den Knochen und verfütterten es an die aufgeregte Menagerie... Hühnchen stand bei allen hoch im Kurs... Beim Mittagessen war er der Anführer der "Bettelsäcke": alles Getier verteilte sich bei den Mahlzeiten um den Tisch, und Ingo thronte natürlich beim Hausherrn. Weiters bekam er genau fünf Hundekuchen zur Kaffeezeit und beschwerte sich, wenn es weniger waren... Und die Krönung: Hackfleischsoße, die überblieb, wurde über seinem Trockenfutter verteilt.

Von Dosen-Feuchtfutter erbrach er meistens, er bekam daraufhin wieder sein Trockenfutter, das spielte sich ab wie eine Orgie im alten Rom (fressen, brechen, weiterfressen)." Ingo weiter: "Meinen Erzfeind Mozart, einen schwarzen zotteligen Neufundländer in der Nachbarschaft, konnte ich nicht besonders leiden. Wir waren ungefähr gleich starke Jungs, aber ich zeigte ihm auf Rüdenart meine Dominanz ein für alle Mal. Da war das Futtern doch zu etwas gut =)

Dank meiner guten Ernährung und des Appetits blieb ich jedoch eines Nachts jaulend unter dem Bett der Eltern stecken, weil ich schon so groß (hüstel) geworden war, dass Herrchen das gesamte Bett zerlegen musste, um mich zu befreien. Hinein kam ich ja noch, aber raus nimmer, wohl, weil das Bett ein wenig durchhing... ja, so musste es wohl gewesen sein. Obwohl ich im Grunde ein "Bettelsack" war, wie es Ambrose immer ausdrückte, wenn es ums Fressen ging, verschmähte ich auch so manches Leckerli, wie z.B. Leberwurstbrötchen, von denen ich nur nur den leckeren Wurstbelag vorzog zu verzehren, das Brötchen aber links liegen ließ. Im Gegensatz zur späteren Haushündin Alexa, die alles samt Pelle verschlang.

Ich war immer furchtbar hungrig und jagte gerne den Schwalben nach, allerdings ohne sie zu erwischen. Das hätte mir auch nicht gut getan (Vogelknochen zu zerlegen ist nicht so ratsam für uns Vierbeiner, weil sie splittern und so die Eingeweide verletzen können). Diese fliegenden Plagegeister mochte ich nicht unbedingt, weil sie mit mir hasch mich (und du kriegst und nicht) spielten, andererseits war ich aber kein besonders aufmerksamer Wachhund, denn ich gewährte fremden Menschen ohne zu motzen Einlass.

Wie gesagt war ich auch ein Dreckfink, Schmutz und Wasser schreckten mich nicht ab, ebenso kostete ich hie und da vom Katzenkot. Hauptsache, es gab was zu fressen. Mein Ende war weniger erfreulich und abrupt und wohl auch auf meinen üppigen Lebensstil zurückzuführen....."

PS: hier heroben gibt's himmlische Snacks ..

by Lady Aislinn and Poet Ambrose

[raincloud47]

Strawberry Delight

This is a light version of the Rasberry Delight skin.

The pink icons are from @zerafinacss, specifically found here on their ao3.

Another thing that would look good with this skin is this, which is also from @zerafinacss. If added, this is what the icons will look like:

First, copy these codes into the wizard.

After you save that, you just copy and save this code into the css.

#header .logo {

background-image: url("https://images.squidge.org/images/2024/03/30/AO3_imageset_pink.png");

background-size: 250px 1044px;

padding: 42px 0 0 60px;

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

background-position: -140px -749.6px;

}

#header ul.primary,

#header h2 {

box-shadow: none;

}

button,

.actions a,

.actions a:link,

.action,

legend .action:link,

input[type="submit"],

.actions a:visited,

.actions li label,

a.action.modal-closer {

color: #FCF5ED;

background: #FA84A7;

border: 1px solid #FA84A7;

box-shadow: none;

}

button:hover,

.actions a:hover,

.action:hover,

input[type="submit"]:hover {

color: #00224D;

background: #ffc0d3 !important;

border: 1px solid #ffc0d3;

box-shadow: none;

}

.actions li .current,

.current,

#dashboard .current {

color: #FCF5ED;

background: #ffc0d3;

border: 1px solid #ffc0d3;

box-shadow: none;

}

dl.meta {

border: 1px solid #ff5c8c;

}

.wrapper {

box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px #ff5c8c;

}

.actions input:focus {

border-top: 1px solid #ef4073;

border-left: 1px solid #ef4073;

box-shadow: none;

}

#dashboard .secondary {

background: #ff93b3;

box-shadow: inset 2px 2px 5px #ef4073;

}

.alert .userstuff {

background: #ff91ba;

border-color: #ffd6e6;

color: #8a0035;

}

.qtip-content,

.notice:not(.required),

.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.notice a {

color: #ffdde8;

}

.notice,

.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.error,

.comment_error,

.kudos_error,

.alert.flash {

background: #ff5c8c;

border: 1px solid #ff96bc;

}

.required,

.error,

.alert.flash {

color: #a9073b;

}

p.muted.notice {

display: none;

}

#dashboard a:hover,

#header .user a:hover,

button:hover,

.actions a:hover,

.action:hover,

input[type="submit"]:hover {

color: #ce2c67;

}

.comment img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px !important;

background-position: 0px -525px !important;

}

.required-tags .rating-notrated,

.required-tags .rating-general-audience,

.required-tags .rating-explicit,

.required-tags .rating-mature,

.required-tags .rating-teen,

.required-tags .category-femslash,

.required-tags .category-gen,

.required-tags .category-slash,

.required-tags .category-none,

.required-tags .category-het,

.required-tags .category-multi,

.required-tags .category-other,

.required-tags .complete-no,

.required-tags .complete-yes,

.required-tags .warning-yes,

.required-tags .warning-no,

.required-tags .warning-choosenotto,

.required-tags .external-work,

.status .private .text,

.status .public,

.status .hidden,

.status .rec,

.status .count,

.index .skins .icon,

.index .mystery .icon,

.index .tag .icon,

.index .tagset .icon,

.comment .icon .anonymous,

.comment .icon .visitor,

.abbreviated .icon .visitor,

.abbreviated .icon .anonymous,

.skins .primary .icon,

.admin .primary .icon,

.tagset .primary .icon,

.tag .primary .icon,

a.rss span,

p.kudos,

#symbols-key dl img,

#bookmark-symbols-key img,

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"],

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

background-image: url("https://images.squidge.org/images/2024/03/30/AO3_imageset_pink.png");

background-size: 200px 835px;

}

#symbols-key dl img,

#bookmark-symbols-key img {

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

padding: 25px 0 0 25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-notrated.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-none.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-no.png"] {

background-position: -150px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-general-audience.png"] {

background-position: -50px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-teen.png"] {

background-position: 0px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-mature.png"] {

background-position: -75px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/rating-explicit.png"] {

background-position: -25px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-femslash.png"] {

background-position: -25px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-het.png"] {

background-position: -75px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-gen.png"] {

background-position: -50px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-multi.png"] {

background-position: -100px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/category-other.png"] {

background-position: -125px 0px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-choosenotto.png"] {

background-position: -125px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-yes.png"] {

background-position: -150px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/warning-external-work.png"] {

background-position: -75px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/complete-no.png"] {

background-position: -100px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/complete-yes.png"] {

background-position: -175px -25px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-rec.png"] {

background-position: -100px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-public.png"] {

background-position: -125px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-private.png"] {

background-position: -175px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/bookmark-hidden.png"] {

background-position: -150px -50px;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"],

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"],

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

width: 0 !important;

height: 0 !important;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 100px 0 0 100px;

background-position: 0px -75px;

}

.index:not(.comment) .abbreviated img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 75px 0 0 75px;

background-position: 0px -375px;

}

.index:not(.comment) img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px;

background-position: 0px -525px;

}

#greeting img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_user.png"] {

padding: 1.786em 0 0 1.786em;

background-position: 0 -19px;

background-size: 201% !important;

}

img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"] {

padding: 100px 0 0 100px;

background-position: -100px -175px;

}

.index img[src$="/images/skins/iconsets/default/icon_collection.png"] {

padding: 55px 0 0 55px;

background-position: -55px -525px;

}

img[src$="/images/lockblue.png"] {

padding: 15px 0 0 15px;

background-position: -155px -305px;

}

[lokiusficrecs]

Magic Like You

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34024756/chapters/84629281

Loki and Mobius are trying to carve out a new life for themselves after all the chaos and hurt and destruction that was caused by the TVA.

This story explores Loki's new life and his relationship to Mobius through magic. (With lots of stupid fun and soft moments along the way, because with these two, it's inevitable.)

Author: Anonymous

Rating: Not Rated

Word Count: 6,794 - WIP

[preathfics]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Women's Soccer RPF Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Tobin Heath/Christen Press Characters: Tobin Heath, Christen Press, Julie Johnston, Zach Ertz, Kelley O'Hara Additional Tags: Holidays, AU, dog shelter owner christen, soccer coach tobin, Slow Burn Summary:

If there's anything Christen Press hates, it's that stupid fire alarm in her building that keeps going off. And Tobin? Tobin's just a girl who shares her blankets in the cold when the fire alarm goes off.