#Nope not at all owo

[ciircex]

@xluciifer: As beautiful as she was a woman to be feared, he did not. The days come and go, and the unfaithful affair arrives once again. Lucifer was always ready for this day of mischief, to gander any reactions of the plenty from many sinners and souls. Circe was no exception to the rule; but be a gentleman as he was, he wouldn't surprise her - not out of fear but more respect in a sense for her. Women were to be worshipped. And as he grabbed at her hand, he smiled as his sharp canines made his mark on her wrist.

The morning started off as it NORMALLY did, sinners causing chaos every which way as heels clicked upon the concrete. Crimson eyes were glued to her cellular device, taking in the texts Velvette had sent her about the upcoming fashion show. [ THE THEME WAS FUTURISTIC, MOST LIKELY SOMETHING INFLUENCED BY VOX. ]

Circe's other hand carried a coffee, something that should HOPEFULLY wake her up to the HELLISH morning around her.

She arrived at her boutique, her slice of heaven && walked behind the counter to put all her stuff behind a SECURE safe. Then she pulled out a book, observing what orders still needed to be FULFILLED.

Ears perk up upon hearing the bells chiming above the door and yet, Circe didn't look up. She knew the footsteps that CROSSED the floor, knew them entirely by heart. They got closer && closer to their CHOSEN prey until Circe felt a hand around hers, then FANGS greeted the skin upon her wrist, leaving a MARK she'd carry for the rest of the day. Perhaps more.

"I knew my MORNING was missing something, couldn't remember what but now, I remember perfectly." Circe hummed out TEASINGLY, her crimson eyes finally landing on Lucifer's form. "Good morning to you too, SWEETHEART."

The hand that he had took MANEUVERED slightly, bending in a way that her fingers could BRUSH against the skin of his cheek in an AFFECTIONATE greeting.

[crazyaboutto]

Season 1 Saladriel Romcom + Sauron Comedy Part 4

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Sadly this is gonna be the final part 🥲

He is such a dedicated dramatic Maia that he waited hours with fake injury so he could be found 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just imagining him changing to different locations because no one was able to find him.

Look at him faking his injury for Galadriel’s attention and possibly to go to Lindon. Bet he was first mad that his second coronation got interrupted by Adar again.

He is giving her bedroom eyes lmao Kiss it better Galadriel 🤣🤣

He sure is enjoying Galadriel's attention by acting "owo I got hurt 🤕" and little gasps as she touches him 🤣

He really should be comedian. asdfgh what he means is that he will not let Adar have the lands. I also understand him being a control freak and all

How can he say this with straight face while also feigning injury ✨✨ a laughing track here wouldn't be out of place

Then there is this nod and tilting side of their mouths for smile. He looks like it's the first time he's using that muscle lmao

Again another dedicated performance with limping and acting as if it hurts to move. He sure knows his wounded, messy hair and ragtag clothes have an effect on Galadriel

She looks fantastic. Little dog adds to her aura

Just thinking how Sauron would need to continue his act of wounded puppy who didn't rest for a week without proper medical care. Bet this last one hurt his pride, bouncing on horse. Was he thinking this would make him look even more pathetic to earn more pity points and attention from Galadriel?

He forgot to add his injury here as well as scar from it but Galadriel was too distracted with Sauron tiddies to notice that

How he is not cracking up when he says things like this:

The irony of everything he's saying 🤣🤣🤣Bet he's laughing internally for elves working with him, Sauron

He can just say his name but nope, he has to have a flair. You can just say your name, pal

Manipulate masplain manwhore while rizzing her

Alas, earlier episodes had such fun moments. With 10 episodes we could have gotten more of them but sadly that's not the case. At least we have fanfics and arts to make up for it.

We deserved more sassy Sauron

[pikabysss]

(I need to stop posting today– I need to stop posting today.... BUT I'M TOO PRODUCTIVE.)

There, I finally made a colored version of furry Luis Serra. :3

I sure wonder why I am so productive, tho... *Think of all the people being kind to me and liking my art...*

Nope, I have no ideas why I am so productive... (big sarcasm. Thanks, everyone, for motivating me to do more art. OWO ♡)

[ueyyuey]

A PROMISE TO STAY

Hi hi @whiskey-trio! I'm your secret santa for @dcmkkaishinevents ehhehehe. I'm soooo sorry because I'm late like seriously late gahhh. Anywaysss I took your third prompt where they live together! It's a fluff art with a bitttttttt angst. Like reallyyy bitt. Anywaysss I hope you enjoy the art and the dialogue I came up! I can't make a fic sadly so boohoo. Happy holidayyyy too V3V

Special thanks for mac and ksss for making the event OwO/

Kaito: It hurts. I just wanted a wake up kiss. (pouts)

Shinichi: Well, that flick did wake you up, right? (chuckles) Anyways, hurry up or your manager will scold you for being late again.

Kaito: Ah! You're right!

Shinichi: How long do you want to stare at me? (eyebrow twitching in anger) Go take a bath already.

Kaito: Nope. (grins) I already brushed my teeth though because I want to eat breakfast first with you.

Shinichi: (glares at Kaito) Then, go sit at the table. Why do you have to stand here? (groans and flips the beacons)

Kaito: Because I want to look at your cute blushing face obviously. (smiles sweetly)

Shinichi: This idiot. (tightening his grip on the spatula) You're lucky I'm cooking right now.

Shinichi: Here, your tie. (holds it out to Kaito)

Kaito: (stares at the tie and turns to Shinichi with a grin) Can you tie it for me?

Shinichi: (glares at Kaito and sighs) Just this once.

No dialogue just kissing scene V3V

Kaito: Alright, I'll get going now. Bye, Shinichi.

Shinichi: Mhm. Bye bye. Stay safe, Kaito... (looks at the tiles)

Kaito: Oh, right. I forgot. (turns back)

Shinichi: Hm?

Kaito: (kisses Shinichi's forehead)

Shinichi: (startles)

Kaito: I promise I'll be back soon before you know it. So, wait for me okay! See you in two weeks, Shinichi! (walks out from the house.

Shinichi: (stares at the closed door)...

Shinichi: (smiles) Idiot. (put his hand on his chest) Don't make such a promise like that.

And that's all from me. I just want to add where Shin is scared of Kaito leaving him like how his parents had done to him sooooo teheee

[craykaycee]

trick or treat? owo I hope I'm not too late

Nope! I'll prolly answer all of these whether or not it's "technically" still Halloween ^-^

cat-coded Moon for yah!

[tixdixl]

"Happy 100th Anniversary" - Oisín's Platinum Jacket Vignette P1

[Land of Dawning – National Museum of Art]

Oisín: […the exclusive exhibit should be coming up here soon…To think they would be including artwork inspired by folklore beyond the Great Seven is really surprising.]

Oisín: [OwO oh! It really is here. Look at that, in the flesh~!]

Oisín: [Of course, they would depict the Headless Horseman accosting his newest prey. He truly looks dignified and powerful in comparison to the human man.]

???: I see you’re taking your time lingering on this one. I can’t say I find it too surprising that you would, with all due respect. 

Oisín turns to acknowledge the other student.

Riddle: What caught your eye? The way he commands his domain? The connection and synchronicity between himself and his steed?

Oisín: [!]

Oisín: [Forgive my bluntness, I wouldn’t have expected you to take note of the dynamic with his nightmare. You have always had a keen eye for detail, but I thought you’d be more interested in the rider.]

Riddle: Oh, believe me. I am! However, any skilled rider would know to pay attention to the behavior and mannerisms of the horse. An unruly horse can clearly be identified in the beast before it even refuses a command. But if the horse is in tune with its rider and has an established respect, you will be able to see that in the way it interacts alongside its owner. 

Riddle: I imagine this is probably new information for you, isn’t it, Oisín?

Oisín: [...]

Oisín: [Actually… uh… you might find this surprising to hear, but… I’ve spent quite a bit of time with equestrian creatures. ^^; ]

Riddle, looking shocked: Really? Well, that certainly is a surprise to hear. As far as I’m aware, you’ve never set foot near the Equestrian Club.

Riddle, smiling: You have me curious, what sorts of experiences have you had with horses? For someone as unpredictable as you are, I’d half expect you not to get along with them.

Oisín: [-_- ….right.]

Oisín: [•v• …to be honest, I’d had my boys, Phobos and Deimos for a long time. They lived very very fulfilling lives. Full of activity and work.]

Riddle: Quite regal names! Powerful and dark, and I can imagine they had quite the personalities to match. 

Oisín: [They did, yes. But they were probably the most excellent nightmares I could have ever worked with–]

Riddle: Oh, they were Nightmares?! I’ve read a bit about them, but I always assumed they were simply creatures of myth.

Oisín: [UwU Nope! Nightmares are very alive and well in the plains of Briar Valley. Though likely hard to spot and arguably harder to tame, they do roam freely in herds.]

Riddle: Are they largely feral? I’ve only ever seen herds of domesticated horses here and in the Queendom of Roses. 

Oisín: [I mean… UwU do you really think we could domesticate an entire species of fae?]

Riddle, irritated sweat drop: Fair point.

Riddle: I’m curious, did you tame yours yourself then? 

Oisín: [^^; No, they were actually gifted to me a very long time ago by someone important to me. Phobos and Deimos do come from a rare sub-breed of domesticated nightmares. They were bred with the very specific purpose of being work nightmares. The only real flaw at the time was that they had grown up as a bonded pair, so separating them was quite frankly out of the question. Not that I ever complained though; I couldn’t imagine a life without the two of them together honestly.]

Riddle: When did you get them?

Oisín: [Oh, a long time ago now. But I got them when they were still young. Lively and full of spite, to be quite honest. The day that they were gifted to me, Deimos nearly kicked me in the chest. He kept bucking and whinnying and hopping around, like a child throwing a temper tantrum. Also nearly caught the field on fire with his mane and tail, thrashing around everywhere. Honestly, I was just really fortunate that there happened to be a couple of fuaths in the nearby river. They helped keep the flames at bay, at least until we got him to calm down. ^^;] 

Riddle: Oh dear, well I’m certainly glad to hear that it didn’t result in any sort of wildfire! Did anyone get hurt?

Oisín: [Fortunately, no. Not seriously, at least. And to be completely honest, the best part of the entire thing was the cooked fish we got out of it. Can’t say the boys were too happy, but my caretakers and I ended up having a laugh about it after the fact.]

Riddle: …

Riddle: Wait, I remember reading somewhere that Nightmares, like other fae like creatures, can live for centuries. How long did you have them?

Oisín: [OwO You know, Mr. Rosehearts, some questions are better left unanswered.]

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@cyanide-latte @blithesharem @theleechyskrunkly @thehollowwriter @inmateofthemind

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[shreddeddescent]

Maybe this is just Me being ME but Big Mama has groomer vibes. Kinda. As someone who got groomed and also who Never Ever projects onto the ninja turtles (lie)

AKSDJHSA no you know whats so funny is ive not said. ANYTHING about what shes doing. ive just said shes the therapist and the fact is everyones going "NOPE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOPE! THATS NOT GOOD!!!!!!!"

but you all look juuuuuuust as crazy as leo dont you. he's getting help! so why is everyone sooooooooooooo paranoidddd...... owo

[vanillaxoshi]

So today is White day and I written a count as a continuation of the Valentine day fic I write before .

So ......enjoy !

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White Day is celebrated annually on March 14, one month after Valentine's Day, when people give reciprocal gifts to those who gave them gifts on Valentine's Day. It began in Japan in 1978; its observance has spread to several other Asian nations and countries worldwide .

...... In short , it's a day to return gifts to the person who gives you gifts on the Valentine's Day.

It's not that hard ! ....... Right? .

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A day before white day

"......"

"Cahaya?  "

" What are you doing ?"

" Ah !- would you knock frist Angin?!?!  "

Angin watch Cahaya hide the papers under his arms on his table .

" Well, the others are looking for you . How long have you been inside the bed room ? "

"Not your business. "

" Wow touchy-"

"......."

".......Don't you dare-"

" To late ! "

Angin snatch one of the paper from Cahaya.

"Hey !! Give that back- "

" And don't you dare read it ! "

"Nope !! I want to see what kind of research is this- wait? What? "

Angin give the paper a quick look while Cahaya bury his face groaning in embarrassment.

"  'The best way to give a gift on white day ' , ' The best gift that I can think of ' , 'How to give out the gift . '      "

" Angin, please don't read it out ! It's embarrassing! And give back my paper now! "

" ......Did someone give you a gift on the Valentine's Day last month? "

" Well,  yes !  It's wasn't only you guys have resive gifts on that day! "

"......"

" Angin? "

" Wait I know that look. Angin don't you dare! - "

Angin rush out the room before Cahaya could stop him.

" Guys ! Cahaya is planning to give someone a gift on the White day!!!!!!!! " (＃°Д°)0

All the siblings appears near the bed room .

" Wait what ?!?!? "  w(ﾟДﾟ)w

" ANGIN!!! STOP !!! ヽ( ≧Д≦)ノ 💢 "

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" Aww I didn't know your have receive a gift on Valentine's Day day before ! That's cute !!!! "

" So you have a admirer now ,eh ?

" How come you didn't told us before ? "

" ......"

" Pipe down everyone , you guys can see how uncomfortable Cahaya is . Give him some space ."

" ......So you want to pick a gift for that person am I right ? "

Now all the siblings are surrounding Cahaya discussing while Cahaya glare at Angin with the look " You're so dead later ."

" Sorry , Haya ."   ...( - _ -||| )

" Alright , you guys leave me alone ! I want to do it myself ! Don't butt in ! "

" But Haya , you obviously struggling on what kind of gift that you want to chose ."

" You even write a bunch of analyzing essay for what kind of gift is the best ! "

" Tomorrow is white day already ! And you still didn't make up your mind yet ! "

" ......Then what are you guys going to suggest ? "

" Oh! Oh ! Me first ! You can give them flowers that have hidden message in it ! Yellow tulips and pink roses for an example ! It's mean thank you and gratitude ! "

" Or you could write a letter for them ! Since you sucks at saying directly , write it all down it will be more easy ! "

" Api that's kinda mean . "

"But it's true that Haya have a hard time on that , form me I'll advice you just give white chocolate to them , nothing fancy ."

" Or maybe handmade cookies ! It's better than giving packed food ! "

" I'll advice a plushy ."

" Well , form me . I'll just give something what the person need or wanted in that moment , although I will pack it nicely as a gift ."

" So what do you think Haya ,can those advice help you ?"

" I'll take those as a reference and I want you guys give me some space now . "

" Alright we'll leave you alone for that ."

" That make me curious- Haya who give you-"

" ALL RIGHT EVERYONE YOUR ADIK NEED SOME SPACE NOW SO PLEASE GET OUT THE ROOM NOW "

Cahaya push all his Abang out of the room and shut the door . 

"......."(。_。)

"......"(⊙ˍ⊙)

"......"(⊙_⊙)？

"......'OwO

"......"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"......."( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

" So- "

" No "

" GIve him have some privacy ."

"But- Don't you guys curious ? "

"......."

All Abangs are curious about the person who's going to receive Cahaya's gift .

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"This is agent Api ,Cahaya is still remain unmoved , no sign of taking action ." 

" Copy that Agent Api , no sign of anyone that could be Cahaya's receiver ."

" Copy that Agent Daun , Agent Api keep-"

" What are you guys doing ? "

" AHHH ! "

" Tanah you scared me ! Don't just pop out of nowhere ! "

Angin pout at Tanah who just come in the classroom .

" I heard that , three of you let Cahaya be . It's part of his life we don't want to mess with that ."

Tanah points at Angin's watch voice calling .

" Isn't this Gopal 's and Yaya's number ?"

" Are you two using their watch ?"

" I don't know why I even agreed to help ." (-__- )

" Same here Gopal ." (- _ - ||| )

" But Petir don't you curious ??? The lucky girl that Cahaya spend time to pick gift to might have a chance become our sister-in-law ? "

" I also want to see what kind of person are she that make Cahaya have to make analyzing essay for ! "

" Psss !! Agent Angin!!! Cahaya is heading to the libary now and he is preparing the 'things that seems like a gift ' out of his bag now ! " (≧∇≦)ﾉ

" Really ? I'm heading there now ! "

" Oh ! Oh ! I see flowers ! It's look like Purple hibiscus ? " ˋ( ° ▽、° ) 

" Yeah that's purple hibiscus , Daun ."

" I'm coming now ! "

" Wait Angin-"

" I'm coming with you guys ."

" Wait Pertir ?" (⊙ˍ⊙)

" I'm also curious , Tanah ."

"......Fine , Just don't let Cahaya notice us ." ¬_¬

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" Hey move over a bit Gopal ! Don't you say you don't want to drag inside this ? "

" I change my mind now , there's so very good black mail stuff ."

" Gopal don't you dare ! "

" Shhhh ! Pipe down ! "

The ori trio , Daun , Api and Gopal and Ying hiding behind the book self .

" Cahaya have been sitting there for a while now , who's he waiting ? "

" I don't know but too bad Air didn't-"

" Hi guys ."

" Air-"

" Don't talk , I'm also want to see who is it ."

" Wait , Cahaya is hiding the gifts now . It must be hiding from the- wait is that Fang ????????"

Everyone look at Cahaya who is hiding the gifts behind him while Fang is walking closer to Cahaya's table .

" Wait so the one that Cahaya spend time on that essay- "

" Is Fang ??????? "

" Wait maybe it wasn't him it someone else-"

" But there's no one that come in the library besides Fang- Wait they are talking now ! "

"What are they saying I can't hear it !"

"AVFFDGYGABKL HAYA IS GIVING THE GIFTS TO HIM !!!! "

" It's carrot cookies and donut with a letter with purple hibiscus !!! "

" Why I hear buzzing sounds- OMG ! Petir clam down ! "

".......I want to talk with him ."

" Tanah not you too ! "（0 □ 0|||) ﾉﾉ

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" So happy white day , Fang ."

" Oh ? Thanks ? "

" Incase you didn't know White day is a day for the people that have- "

" No I know , I just didn't expect that you have prepare something for me ."

" Well it was my first time receive something on Valentine's day so I want you to take it ."

" Thanks I'll cherish it- Hm- ?"

" Haya do you smell something is burning ? "

*sniff *sniff 

" I do , strange- "

"Oh it's Pertir and Tanah-

" Wait why Petir taking out the lightning- "

" OH SHOOT ! RUN FANG !!! "

" HMMM ?????"

Cahaya drag Fang out runs out the library.

" Come back here ! "

" We just want to talk~ "

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Hours later .......

Tok Aba is scolding Tanah and Petir being mean toward Fang while Fang is hiding at the corner looking a bit traumatize and Cahaya is comforting him along with the others .

Petir. tanah. Leave them alone >:(

Sibs and their curiosity, u'll never stop them

Yall better stop with that protectiveness, imma pounce at you for eavesdropping and shiz!!

Yeah this reply aint on white day but overall another cute story😊 really indulging more the solfang relationship arent'cha??

[deathberi]

This is a random question but please answer! :

Would you rather be a mermaid or be a fairy and give your reasons why.

ooohhh hi anon of course we love random harmless asks!! :3

i appreciate both in theory but if it's actually me then i'd be a fairy! i feel like fairies are more versatile on what kinda supernatural stuff they can do (and no i cant actually pinpoint right now what powers i want to have haha) like there are all kinds of fairies ever <3 not to mention i'm not really the beach girl kind of girlie sooo yep nope as much as i can rock a mermaid hair, i'd rather not be one

plus definitely vibing with fairy wings and glitters much more ~owo~

[klonoadreams]

I was reading all the posts about Mako and, damn, now I have a taste(? for the couple that won't be a couple, Dellinger x Mako.

It's impossible but that has never stopped the ships. (And then I remember the age difference they have, it would be more or less the difference between Pudding and Sanji, right?)

Would there be about 4 Fishman/human hybrids? Big Mom's twins, Mako and Dellinger?

Who would be your actress in mind for a live action? I dominate Anya Taylor Joy or Isabella Gomez.

Lmao the NOTP of interest, like nope for reasons but also owo 👀

I getchu tho, its the concept, the parallels, but also, without Dellinger, we wouldn't have had Mako in the first place.

It's an interesting concept. Also yee, those actresses seem cool, Jenna Ortega or Xochitl Gomez are also some I'd have in mind too. So fun :V

Idk about the hybrids, yes maybe??? Idk lmaoo

Also gather round for my tirades. Its gonna get looong lmao and also at some point I went fuck it because nuance but also I don't have the brain cells to even go anything further than what I just blurbed lmao.

Like, sometimes I forget that Pudding is 16, but like that's why I had to make One Piece the exception to a lot of shenanigans, given the complexity of the fact that you got 17 and 19 year olds drinking so much, which even by the standards of Japan's drinking age, its still under it (which is 20).

So at soem point I was just fuck it, we ball. It's like with my Naruto fics, where you just set apart the civilians from our ninjas. Do that with pirates and whatever.

But remember, civilians are exempt from this. Thats why you got Mei flirting (albeit, playfully) with Chouko and how Killer B said she wasn't his type do to marriage custom shenanigans. And of course pre official genin Haku considered a civilian when he got engaged to Chouko, even tho he's older than her lmaooo.

It's honestly easier this way, but always keep in mind there is a line to be drawn. And that's why you got Law, Robin, Mako, and so many others that are resentful of the World Government.

Because they didn't even have a choice when they were all forced to grow up so soon, which is why so many of them are stunted to a degree. Even Mako has her own suffering, with how she kept suppressing her own emotions, to the point it made her sick because her body could not handle the strain at all.

Zoro probably has the most "normal" ish upbringing like he went through a lot, but no abuse, no neglect, no world government bs, but something along the lines of what I call Bridge to Terebithia, where you lose your childhood friend so suddenly like that. Because life is random sometimes and it sucks (also the writer's son's friend irl died via lightning strike, but it was tweaked to what happened in the book because it wasn't as realistic so yeah), and it will forever stay with you. So live on.

Probs the most stable as a result, he is a rock. Love him. :V

[nightlightdragon1]

What? No i didn't forget tiger has an older brother who is also a dreamcatcher no siree owo;;;; don't give me that look Im not forgetful nope not at all.

All joking aside this is Topaz's older brother known as Komodo, he's experienced in fighting nightmares like his sister but where Topaz is more offensive, komodo is more defensive, generating barriers and reflecting the attack back at its attacker twice as strong. When he gets enough energy stored up he can have it manifest into an astral dragon.

[liliallowed]

again. I dislike how people treat blue as dust's salvation and think that's cute.

it's unhealthy for both blue AND dust.

blue isn't obligated to fix dust. he will try to assist, but in the end DUST is the only one who can decide.

people don't FIX each other like Lego. people assist and support each other to work through problems.

blue isn't dust's cure.

blue isn't papyrus. blue isn't his savior. blue is his FRIEND. not an idolized version of dust projecting his insecurities onto.

and yes, blue can use some combat tips from dust, I doubt he'll adapt his lethal combat style. only spar against him to increase his reaction speed and DEFENSE. not offense. He's kind and heroic. even if his friend is violent, he's not gonna encourage that!

like... sure you wanna soften up dust and edge up blue. but think about it.

their motives DON'T line up all the time. they have disagreements they WILL have conflict and their ideologies are extremely different.

but as long as they respect each other's boundaries it can work.

what people do is break blues autonomy in this ship. and dust gets to just cling to him like a koala. nope. that's a recipe for disaster. blue isn't a child.

blue isn't weak.

blue isn't naive and gullible.

most importantly he isn't papyrus.

Don't fanonize swap sans. it makes me cringe. he's actually pretty strong and agile. he's also NOT owo or "innocent". he can go through hardships but still come out hopeful. he won't let the world break him down. it's not that he's innocent or isn't traumatized enough. that's just how he IS.

and again. I see dust berry as a friend ship. not romantic.

[chl-owo-e]

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《Chl-owo-e’s Promt list!》

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•This is a list of things you can send in asks about!

•I will write about Smut, Fluff, Angst, and basically anything you want me too!

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•Things I will not write about! ♡

•Anything that has to do with feet, just like my sister she passed down her disgust of feet down to me 😭💀

Ex; Sucking, perving, or anything of the sorts.

•Nothing that has to do with bodily discretions.

Ex; Pee, shit, blood (ill still probably write this one but i dont want anything being consumed yk) squirting is on the OK list for me.

•Cloth being inside the mouth! Its a sensory issue for me, I dont know it just freaks me out and makes me wanna throw up. (But it doesn’t mean that i wont make Fics where there is a ball gag or anything. It just cant be cloth)

•plus sized readers or Oc’s and POC, I am the complete opposite of being plus sized and i dont wanna write something down and offend anyone so nope 😭 Oc’s are kind frustrating and I find them weird so im not writing them either. As a White passing Hispanic i dont think ill be able to write someone whose of another race well, so im sorry 😭 (but also ill do more research on how i can write things that has to do with Poc or plus size readers, I just dont wanna offend anyone if i do write something)

(I hope you understand)

{This is all I can think about right now, but I still will add to this if I dislike anything else}

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[Characters!]

•Spencer Reid {Criminal Minds} X

•Daryl Dixon {The Walking Dead} X

•Joel Miller {The last of us} X

(Currently these are the characters im obsessed with and the X’s are gunna distinguish what ive done already with each character and if the fic is done it will be linked with the X as well)

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【Promts】

1.) your hands are cold, let me warm them up.

2.) youre really pretty, but you’ll look prettier under me

3.) I love you more than I love myself

4.) Only death can separate us darling

5.) I will protect you until my last breath (X)

6.) Why do you love me? (Its a good song listen to it)

7.) Im so lucky to have a person like you

8.) youre so pretty all spread out like this

9.) you’re whining like a little bitch

10.) Ill love you more than anything in the world

11.) youve been up for 2 days now, sleep.

12.) how long…?

13.) you lied to me…

14.)Trust me, I know its hard but please trust me

15.) when will you look at me the same way you look at her?

16.) your eyes are so pretty i can stare at them all day (X)

17.) Stop protecting me, im not someone who needs it (X)

18.) I will paint my love in the sky and engrave it in every surface i can

19.) Is it fun to be in control?

20.) untie me or i swear to god you’re in trouble

21.) I will find her till I breathe my very last breath.

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{I totally was’t writing this while i was waiting for my sims game to update 🧍}

[acefaun]

I'm boycotting against the Department of Punishments and I'm asking you to join me!

Earlier today I asked in a very self-depreciating yet joking manner that they put me out of my misery. And two hours later I received their response.

They refused by none too kindly sending a lightning bolt down from the Heavens and into my home where it proceeded to fry my play station, wifi router, and TV.

Ordinarily, I wouldn't blame them and I wouldn't take such drastic measures against their Department. However, the punishment handed down does not fit the crime. Thus it goes against the belief system of the Department of Punishments.

This was handled in an unjust manner and I'm not afraid to things directly to Zyglavis himself if this is not rectified! The hand of justice has not played a fair role in this punishment.

And I plead my case before the cultcourt of SCM fans because this does not only effect me! I'm unable to produce fanfics in this manner! We're all effected by a needless punishment.

Now, I'm asking you to JOIN THIS BOYCOTT! Show the Department of Punishments that we goldfish are not to be trifled with!

We're going to ruin their Department from the inside out! I implore all fellow goldfish to be on their best behavior to drive the Department of Punishments out of business!!

Fellow brats, and other form of brats, please, refrain from acting out for attention! We have to show them that we're just as serious as they are! We'll run them out of business until they're begging for us to return to our mischievous ways. Only then will I have what I would consider justice for this injustice they've committed.

They can't get away with punishing us like this any longer!

[dazzle-writes]

Hey! I saw you had match up open and I almost jumped for you seeing trigun on that list and I practically ran to your asks to send this.

So obvious I'd like a trigun match up (any type/timeline is fine) and possibly headcanons!

I am a adult male and I have albinism. I have purple/pink eyes, white really messy hair and pale skin. I am the holder of adhd and autism and love to collect random trinkets like rocks, feathers or just like a fistfull of moss and keep it. I'm a pretty lone liver and like to have my own quiet time but I seek out people who can respect my boundaries in when I do and don't want to be touched, be around noise or people. I am a gardening student and I love learning about different flora and plants and what good they do in gardens or forests or how they can be used as simple remedies like sore throaths or headaches. I like to travel and hike but at nights I like to just take a moment to breathe and adore the surrounding. Also I'm a big fan of cuddling even tho I'm not a fan of much touching, cuddling is for the level 10 friendship only. Idk what else to put here but sorry if there is writing mistakes, English is not my first language and I'm super excited

- Moon

(Don't worry I also saw the second ask!!)

omg I've been WAITING to see someone I could match up with my pookie tristamp Knives and its YOU!!!

~I think you'd both stare at each other for a few long seconds and he's internally going "Is that me? Is that my reflection?" because he has never seen a human with albinism before!!! Your relationship definitely starts out more clinical, he wants to observe you a lot because he lies to tells himself that since you're so different, you must be used in the doctor's experiments!!

~he takes one look at your eyes and goes "Nope, this one is Mine To Observe" and tells people its because you look so much like a Plant he wonders if you have any Plant heritage. Nobody believes him, but who's going to call Knives out? He wants to learn EVERYTHING about you, and also understands the need for quiet time. Sometimes he will just. Stand and leave. Because he needs a break.

~Loves learning about autism from you

~Quickly learns that he has autism from this very fact

~(I see you say "holder" and have a signoff so I'm assuming you're part of a system!! If that's not true then pardon my ignorance!!) You explain to him what D.I.D. is and what you hold and he goes "what" and immediately needs to leave and process. (If you tell me more about others alters I'll make a part two with how he interacts with them!! ;).) He comes back with a million questions which makes you need a break and just. Its a long game of phone tag with the Tism Social Timer.

~When you explain what flora is and that you are a gardening student, it's all over. He falls right then and there. Hard. And in denial.

~He does mess up a lot, so be patient with him!! He is navigating so many new territories with you and his own emotions.

~Always speaks softly to you, but his tone is always stern.

~Will occasionally just. Stare. He likes looking at you.

~Introduced you to his sisters and god they thought you were one of them. I hc that Plants make noises like birds or dolphins but smoother and softer and the just are like OwO?!?! Is he one of us?!?! And they chirp at you and freak you out a bit.

~Knives is very touch starved but also cannot stand touch if not with someone very close. He loves to lie with you in bed and hold pinkies.

~His face is always kinda neutral? Don't take it personally.

~He kinda starts slowing down on his violence once he meets you, and just steals plants and leaves instead of Murdering Everyone, but starts to collect little things for you because of your crow-habits.

~Once yall are close enough, he cuddles you in his blade snuggie. He loves leaning up against the bedframe with you on top so he can put his head on your head.

~Possesive of you when you aren't around. If someone mentions you he eithers threatens them with bodily harm for being close to you or begs commands them to tell him what they know about you.

~Is not unreasonable, if someone talks to you/touches you without knowing you are taken and you correct them he gets butterflies because omg you like him so much and you only wanna be his-

~If they disrespect your boundaries? Game over. They become the doctors newest subject.

nsfw!!!!

~This hoe is a big ass VIRGIN

~Eveyone is always like "omg hes so top and dom and sex god" Knives has never seen a human penis in his life and has no clue what to do.

~Very clinical and experimental at first!! Like slearning what works for you both

~It would please him greatly if this man can cockwarm pLEASE LET HIM-

~no noise except for gasps and asking questions

~Medium sex drive, but never initiates. Always teases that you humans are so "carnal" and only he can truly make you feel like this.

~Surprisingly talkative? He'll be telling you about his day and jerking you off at the same time. There's a pop quiz at the end. Once he gets more into sex and anything kinky he will punish you if you don't answer correctly.

~Gets more playful once he gets intimate like that. Occasionally grabs your ass and just??? Walks away???

~Starts to wear his blade snuggie more because his body is for YOU babes.

~Plant genetalia is weird because he has? Both? And it all glows?

~Definitely has glowing cum.

~Plant do have a mating cycle where they go through "Blooming" season. Gets really clingy and irritable from Plant hormones, so be gentle with him.

AHHHHHH I hope you enjoyed!!!!!!

[joyfuladorable]

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Share your wallpaper: On my laptop, it's this awesome art I got from @/kosakashuntaro; and on my tablet and phone, the lock and home screens are the respective pieces from this fic fanart I made cuz I can and will be proud of the shit I make!! (and also cuz Rise Capril is my current otp, lol)

Last song you listened to: According to my playlist, it was I’m Here to Stay by Ty Lemley? Sometimes, I download songs cuz I hear them from media I like and then forget where I got em from cuz it just gets thrown in my endless shuffle playlist. It’s got a nice swaying tone and also is from 1963 apparently??? So, I’m gonna assume it’s from the ending credits of a WWDITS ep

Currently reading: Rereading the fic Pretend that I Never Left because it's one of my favorite 2k3 Mikey fics!!

Last movie you watched: In theaters, it was Everything Everywhere All at Once, which was absolutely Magical to Experience. But just in general, uh, I think it was the Rise movie? Or maybe Knives Out/Glass Onion?? I don't watch many movies, lol

Craving: A hug from a loved one! I'm incredibly touch-starved and cope by having fictional characters be platonically affectionate for me...

What are you wearing right now: Comfy house clothes for mild weather

How tall are you: 5'3"

Piercings: Double lobe piercings!

Tattoos: Eventually!

Glasses? Contacts?: Proud and eternal glasses-wearer✌🏼✌🏼

Last drink: My siblings tried to get me to drink a lychee-flavored alcohol on my b-day, and I took a single sip, made a face cuz it tasted like medicine, and put it down, lmao. Alcohol is Not for me!

Last thing I ate: Cereal for dinner

Last show: Rewatched Rise, but only the Casey episodes ;P

Favorite color: Any purple and pastel/golden yellows

Current obsession: TMNT, reignited from the constantly burning embers of my teen years

Unrelated obsession: Unrelated to my current obsession, or just non-fandom related?? Uhhh, short-sleeved button ups with neat patterns, I guess

Any pets: Nope! I long for a precious kitty, but I am very much Allergic (mildly) and live in a household not suited for one

Do you have a crush on anyone: Lol, Absolutely Not!! I do follow a bunch of artists (writers, included) who I will OwO at cuz their art is so good and I wanna SCREAM about it in a totally normal way

Favorite fictional characters: Currently, it's 2k3 Mikey, Rise Casey Jones (Sr), and Laika from Dames and Dragons

The last place you traveled to: Off Island? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oregon??? Pre-pandemic, for sure

Tagging (only if you wanna do it! no pressure!!): @redstringraven @forestwhisper3 and @lollyholly99