#Non binary humor

[trans-masc-trashpile]

Bread 👍🏻

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[thelittlevikingfox]

Why yes, I am a shit stirrer, and yes, I do have a partner in their them crimes

[shutinthenutouse]

[dyslexicandakeyboard]

Bruce "teaching" his kids about finance (this is purely crack)

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baby!Dick: Hi, can I get some ice cream?

Bruce: Sure.

baby!Dick: But I don't have money.

Bruce: You can take out a loan. Would you like compound interest, simple interest or variable interest?

baby!Dick: Uhhhh, compound Interest?

*Years later*

Dick: What do you mean I'm 50 thousand dollars in debt to you!

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Tim: I need some money.

Bruce: How much.

Tim: Ten dollars.

Bruce: Are you paying me back or is this a loan?

Tim: ....never mind.

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Damian: Father, my and Jon are going to the fair. I need 500 dollars.

Bruce: Well, you can take it a loan but I'll need a deposit of 50.

Damian: *Hands him his phone with Talia on the line* My mother will take care of it.

Over the phone: You fucking skeevy loan shark! My baby boy will not go into debt!

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Jason: Do we get like allowences?

Bruce: No, you see you can take out loans...

[yenikabrown]

[lonelylittledot]

Var bor en ickebinär svensk?

I enby.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Call me schrodinger's cat the way you never know if there's a pussy in the box(ers) or not

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[calistra1star]

this is a thank you post to my friend who has been so supportive and it makes me feel amazing

Thank you to them

[shutinthenutouse]

[lavenderstarsx]

guess who just survived clarinet practice wearing a binder and having asthma

[genderqueerdykes]

transition goal: bigfoot

[obyreal]