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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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tgirl who doesn’t realize how big wolves are until there’s a werewolf laying on top of her and covering her in kisses

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The best part of tumblr is that you could make a poll like "how did you find out that the pope just got assassinated?" with different news sources listed and "from reading this poll wtf" as the last option, and watch how 100% of the answers are the last one, because there's no better use for this site than lying recreationally.

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my dawg

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One of the most disgusting rethoric around the genocide in gaza is that that project is the work of a few madmen.

It’s on purpose, it’s so, when that genocide is over (because that is their goal, the removal of the palestinian people), when the madmen are no longer useful, israel can be rethorically innocented of the commited genocide. That the people of israel can point to the madmen as sole culprits, and wash their hands of their participation.

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b-big

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manuals (as opposed to ingame tutorials), like free demos, are one of those things that feel like they don't really have a viable place in larger profit focused corporate video games at this point because they eat directly into your general audience, but also they probably should just make a proper comeback in the hobbyist indie space (provided they're digital manuals of course)

besides the fact that ingame tutorials are kind of an enormous pain in the neck to implement if you didn't build around it from the start, a lot of "wiki games" are literally just games that require a digital manual and outsourced it onto fandom dot com

like when you look up where to find ore in a survival game, that is functionally identical to the game having a mechanic that is not explained outside of a manual, it's just the modern version that requires an internet connection

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one can of soda tall…

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I don't care about Dungeon Meshi otherwise but "Tallmen" is SUCH an elegant solution to placing humans in a fantasy setting that it's still blowing my mind. Just the term itself is enough to instantly recontextualize humans. They're no longer the default race. They're those big goobers with long legs, striding about all the time. I can so easily envision much more interesting relationships between humans and non-humans because of it. Like perhaps "tallmen" are stereotyped as shepherds by other races because they can watch over their flocks better, or as vagabonds because they are better suited to long travel on foot. And of course, they don't *literally* have to be taller than everybody else, they were just the tallest around whenever the label became the norm, or something like that. I just feel like it's so much better than what I've seen in settings like D&D that go "and humans are the... adaptable, generalist people :)!"

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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in the mood to tie someone down and edge them with my mouth, their hips bucking off the bed before i pull away and leave them to twitch and whine as their orgasm is stolen from them time and time again

i want them to beg me to make them cum just so i can see the frustration in their eyes when i wrap my hand around their throat and tell them no, desperate sluts deserve to be played with like toys and that's exactly what i'm going to do

i want to run a single finger up and down them, barely giving them anything, as i remind them that this is everything they want, that they're going to take whatever i want to give them, and that they're not going to cum until i fucking say so because their pleasure belongs to me

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for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!

or, at least, i thought it did...?

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Pudgy Problems

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again