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New single & video released today by New Jersey rapper Tru Trilla. "No Joking Around" featuring Boston's Flash & V Knuckles of N.B.S. and Recognize Ali is the second to be taken from the album 'XVI : Return of the Gods' out in May.
Produced by Flavor Unit affiliate Jamal Nueve, it follows last month's 'Stay Tru' featuring Reks & Lakim Shabazz. Also available on Apple/iTunes, Bandcamp, Spotify, Tidal and many more
#rap#youtube#hip hop#rhymes#music#video#beats#new music#real hip hop#rapper#Tru Trilla#N.B.S.#Flash#V Knuckles#Recognize Ali#Jamal Nueve#No Joking Around#Reks#Lakim Shabazz#New Jersey#Boston#rappers#new rap#new hip hop#new release#new single#underground hip hop#underground rap#official video#youtube channel
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it#i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month#like it takes me that long to get around to it#and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally#augh#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction#derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying#it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!
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There is literally no other choice, vote Biden or vote the destruction of justice, and the rise of murder.... Like this isn't a "Oh we'll try again next year".... Trump is literal scum racist bigotry stuffed in a suit okay? If he wins a huge portion of the population is dead. Okay this is not funny or to be joked about.
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"man, every trans woman i meet has a shitty bed and small apartment and no money let's make fun of them for that, let's get self congratulatory assfaces in the reblogs saying they'll buy her a blanket, let's all point and laugh at the poor girl who is systemically discriminated against and therefore more likely to end up poor, unemployed, and homeless, isn't that so funny?????"
you guys talk about our poverty the way conservatives talk about iq
#stop intrinsically equating transness to poorness when you joke#cuz i see you when you turn around and pull 'waaaa hrt is so expensive everyone who has it must be rich and privileged'#straight up fucking fascist rhetoric yall#are we the ultimate oppressor or so weak and economically feeble that you get to laugh at us#fuck off
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying#'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink#well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me#not st#doctor's log
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Bruce gets knocked over the head with a lead pipe and without even looking at eachother dick and Tim start circling around him making tweeting noises
Meanwhile bruce wishes the hit actually knocked him out so he didn’t have to witness his kids acting like this
#dick grayson#Nightwing#Tim Drake#Bruce Wayne#Red Robin#Batman#dc#if you don’t get it#it’s a joke based on that moment in cartoons where a character gets hit in the head and “sees stars”#a lot of the time there’s birds flying around in circles over the characters head too#to signify that their head is spinning and that they’re dizzy/disoriented#usually swatted away by the newly angered character
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fuck it this is about neil now
#just. assorted images and quotes i had kicking around. idk couldnt think of a witty joke to replace this post with#trans#<- keeping that so i can find this later lol#csny
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL#I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website#many of which were made by yours truly#e.g. the queer/not queer polls#like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population#anyway its all in good fun ^_^#unreality
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"Happy pranking, but keep your Product Data secure!"
April Fools' Day is all about fun and laughter, but when it comes to your Product Content, there's no joking around! Trust Bluemeteor for fool-proof PIM solutions that keep your Product Information safe and organized.
#pim ecommerce#april fools day#pim perfection#no joking around#trustworthy solutions#data security#product content cloud
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Keeping the future fixed [original post here]
#sth#sth fanart#sonic fanart#silver the hedgehog#my comic#my art#doodles#had this as a wip for a while and finally got around to making it a comic#subtly hints the future will be bad by adding a girdled root on on of the trees. for funsies (half joking)#i should make a tumblr post redraw tag if this is going to keep being a thing
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I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…
#I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: you can shove ANYTHING into gravity falls#but I mean the TMA lends itself to gf so well are you joking#bill just hangs around the archive and Jon hates him#Martin also hates him#it’s my belief that Ford and Jon have met at least once#my art#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonathan sims#bill cipher#gravity falls
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Vanny's type in FNAF is so obvious...
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#tape girl#fnaf vanny#fnaf tonya#fnaf vanessa#glitchtrap#fnaf movie#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC IS UNSERIOUS#BUT also yay taps girl again!!! 🩵#A saw a couple folks make the joke Mike and tape girl had similar vibes#and that Vanny has a ‘type’ of sorts#WHICH TBH I think is sorta sweet?#like Vanessa likes people who are far calmer than her#seeing how hectic her own mind gets#having calm vibes around her woukd soothe her.. it’s cute#glitchtrap gotta MIND his own business 😤#tbh Vanessa and Glitchtrap’s dynamic will never not be funny#she hates that dude and for good reason 🩵🩵🩵
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#genuinely surprised i haven’t seen this joke around on tumblr so here you go#ides of march#queen elizabeth#julius caesar#funnies#video
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#not used to drawing myself#the magnus archives#tma#ao3#fanfic#jmart#idk how I got here#but I'm grateful y'all stuck around#also this is a joke#i don't talk to normal people anymore#hemidemi art
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AITA for striking my (M43) son (M20) when he rejected me as his father?
I understand that the title might have you thinking the worst, but please hear me out.
I didn't have a relationship with my son for basically all his life. This was due to my circumstances at the time: I went through a major personal tragedy and was severely injured, to the point of being on life support. To this day I have a lot of issues with my health.
I recently reconnected with my son. I immediately invited him to meet my boss (M92), in hopes that I could set him up with a job opportunity. I feel that this is significant. As far as I know, my son has been working in menial jobs in agriculture, but then apparently chose to leave that life and - to my shock - join a criminal syndicate.
I felt as if getting a good government job would be a way to turn over a new leaf in his life, especially given his past. However, he immediately became combative. I attempted to give him some guidance in managing his emotions, but he rejected that as well.
I'm sad to say that the argument became physical. Some blows were exchanged, but in the end, I was angry enough to strike him. I immediately felt very bad, and decided to offer him the government job on the spot. He rejected me again, and chose to leave very abruptly. I haven't had any contact with him since.
So, AITA?
Edit: Yes, I admit that to call it striking him was an understatement. To clarify, I cut off his hand.
Edit: However, I feel like it should be stated that I myself am a quadruple amputee and we have excellent healthcare.
Edit: I did not immediately identify myself as his father when we met. I think this was my mistake. I think he would have been much more receptive of my message had I done so. As it stands I only told him of our relationship after I had struck him.
Edit: My wife is not in the picture. To my knowledge she passed before his birth.
#star wars crack#star wars#darth vader#luke skywalker#empire strikes back#star wars fic#aita#this weekend i was ill and laid around reading unhinged and quite possibly made up stories on the internet#i think somebody else has definitely written something exactly like this#but i'm proud of the “she passed before his birth” joke#tw narcissistic parent
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