#New opens

[romanticlcver]

open to anyone (m/w/nb, 25+)! | 'you're a human & your (secret) vampire gf faked her death. you mourned her and finally started to move on...only to run into her five years later in a coffee shop'

enough time has passed that rosa would have usually forgotten them, as terrible as that may sound. it's always better for her to move on and she knows it, taking great pride in doing the right thing. separating from them had been a different thing entirely. she's certain that she's hallucinating, especially when they seem to be approaching, eyes widening in surprise for just a moment before she trains her face into something more calm. "do i know you?" she asks cooly, deciding the best course of action is to play pretend.

[uwudonoodle]

[ionomycin]

your last light

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

[twinliches]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[alyzdrwng]

pride shrimps

[the-birdgeoisie]

I love when people Kudos my fic, because that means I get to stalk their AO3 profile and steal their bookmarks to read later >:]

[wtfforged]

...?! (zsweekd1)

[creme-meme]

Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll

[gongyussy]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[romanticlcver]

open to anyone! (m/w/nb, aged 25+) | typical your muse is the parent/guardian/older sibling/etc. of one of abe's students and they have a little crush on each other plot uwu.

"i have to say, i'm surprised that you've been setting up so many meetings with me." the smile abe gives them is polite but confused, head tilting slightly to the side. "everything seems to be going well in class, but...how is everything at home? do you have any concerns?" he has a hunch as to why they keep setting up meetings with him, but out of professionalism that hunch has largely gone ignored.

[gossippool]

rewatching deadpool & wolverine again for fanfic characterisation purposes (part 2) and can we talk about this scene where logan says "you don't want this"

all the other wolverines wade visited had no qualms with attacking him (even little miss cavillrine!) the moment he stepped foot into their space. THIS logan ☝🏼 was suffering not only from whiskey dick of the claws but also whiskey dick of the violence

this logan is the only one that hesitated using his claws on wade, or didn't at least respond with aggressiveness (by his standards). we talk a lot about how his blow up at wade in the honda odyssey is really just him projecting, but so is this. when he tells wade "you don't want this", it's him who doesn't want it—he doesn't want to fight anymore, doesn't want to hurt anyone anymore. look at the expression on his face when he says it. he's so fucking tired of it all

[sorrelpaws]

IF YOU HATE YOURSELF SO MUCH THEN WHY DON'T YOU HATEMARRY YOURSELF

[propagandistisk]

komaeda and ouma charts i made for myself for future reference, one day i'll draw something more specific with them lol

[hinamie]

spiraling