#New Year's Drink
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inkskinned · 2 years ago
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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nartothelar · 10 days ago
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a new year, a new start
- since ingo’s return from hisui, elesa and emmet plan more outings/take more time off to spend more time with all three of them (and skyla too, when she has the time)
- ingo’s alcohol tolerance is even better now since hisui has much stronger drinks there
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a-cipher · 1 year ago
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etho has had his keyboard for 20 YEARS. WHAT
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cubbihue · 4 months ago
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Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??
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He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.
Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
#apollo don't fucking touch this one#serious post#not a shitpost#hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day#fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists#i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it.#so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you?#what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown#at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal#i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid#like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies#and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line#probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored#luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap!#watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry#while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent#also eggs are $15
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borschandsmetania · 1 month ago
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FESTIVE DRINKS TRAY v.1
DOWNLOAD FULL VERSION HERE (EARLY ACCESS)
DOWNLOAD BASE VERSION HERE (PUBLIC, 3 drinks out of 10)
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EN: I still can't believe it's happening! 🥹Finally, after a few weeks of hard work 'm happy to present you a functional Festive Drinks Tray - something that I'm pretty sure will add a lot of christmassy vibes to your game and bring your sims some cozy mood ✨🎄
The mod currently has 2 versions: "base" which is public right away and have 3 drinks:
Hot Cocoa with Cream
Apple Cinnamon Tea
Gingerbread Latte
Another version - "full" - currently is under early access and has 7 more drinks:
Cocoa with Marshmallow
Eggnog
Mulled Wine
Sea Buckthorn Tea
Caramel Apple Hot Toddy
Cranberry Mint Tea
Peppermint Mocha
Base Game compatible.
Category - Small Appliances, its name is: bosch&smetania - Festive Drinks Tray
All drinks give different custom buffs 🙌
✨Members of the "borsch with a pumcake" Tier will have access to the full version right away;
✨Members of the "borsch with sour cream" Tier - access on 11.12;
✨Members of the "regular borsch" Tier - access on 17.12;
✨Public access - 24.12 
Big thanks in advance to everybody who would join early access tiers - this means a lot for me and you support will motivate me a lot! ❤️
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UA: Я все ще сама не вірю, що я дійсно це зробила! 🥹 Після довгих тижнів праці, нарешті, мій перший комплексний мод. Рада вам представити - функціональний Піднос на Святкові Напої. Сподіваюсь, він додасть ще більше різдвяних вайбів у вашу гру, а вашим сімам - затишного настрою ✨🎄
Наразі, мод має дві версії: "базова", що уде публічною одразу та має 3 напої:
Какао з Вершками
Чай з Яблуком та Корицею
Латте з Імбірним Пряником
Друга версія - "повна", доступна із ранім доступом і має ще 7 напоїв:
Какао з Маршмелоу
Егног
Глінтвейн
Чай з Облепихою
Яблучно-карамельний Гарячий Тодді
Чай з М'ятою та Журавлиною
Пеппермінт Мокка (не знаю я, як його українською перекласти, не бийте капцями)
Доступний для Базової гри;
Можна знайти в категорії "Малі побутові прибори" під назвою bosch&smetania - Festive Drinks Tray;
Кожен напій має різний кастомний мудлет 🙌
 ✨Підписники рівня "borsch with a pumcake" отримають доступ до підносу повної версії одразу;
✨Підписники рівня "borsch with sour cream" - доступ відкриється 11.12;
✨Підписники рівня "regular borsch" - додступ відкриється 17.12;
✨Публічний доступ - 24.12
Величезне ДЯКУЮ кожному, хто доєднається до раннього доступу- це дуже багато для мене зна��ить! Я правда дуже дуже старалась зробити цей піднос класним!❤️
СКАЧАТИ ПОВНУ ВЕРСІЮ ТУТ (РАННІЙ ДОСТУП)
СКАЧАТИ БАЗОВУ ВЕРСІЮ ТУТ (ПУБЛІЧНИЙ ДОСТУП, 3 напої з 10)
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pinkfairiesteaparty · 8 days ago
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thesargasmicgoddess · 10 days ago
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Cheers to 2025!🎉🥂
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Thanks for spending another year with me ❤️! Wishing everyone a lovely, happy, and healthy 2025!😘
Xo-Sg
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kmpshitposter · 11 days ago
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- I know you now. You are The Laughing Magician. I dreamt you once.
- Yeah? Hope you didn't wake up screaming.
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had a rarepair moment and then all of these doodles suddenly appeared. 💙🧡 i just think they are SO underrated.....sadxiety nation where ya at [me talking to myself in the mirror]
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heybiji · 2 years ago
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"It must hurt her feelings."
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truth-01001001-liar · 9 days ago
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So I’ve never needle felted before but uh? Kwama forager?
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just on a whim.. idk that he looks good but he’s a kwama 👍
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sensoryserenity · 11 days ago
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Starry Champagne | celineyrs on Instagram
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toyastales · 1 month ago
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Smoky Apple Cider Paloma
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