#Neil gay man

[1spooky2me]

WHAT IF HE CHANGED HIS MIND MID-SMOOCH?!

you’re welcome💕✨

…They kissed a lot.

[goodomens-girlie]

look at my lawyer bro I’m going to jail

[emmythbread]

tell me why terry pratchett looks like he's gonna put plastic wrap on your toilet bowl before you take a shit

he's about to offer you free candy (and it is NOT halloween)

he just farted in a sealed room full of people.

like this man is so silly. he's gonna put vaseline on your door handles. all of them.

[wherethemothsgrow]

Neil, to Kevin: “Fuck you, cripple” “I called you a deadweight has been”

3 seconds later:

[dawnatlas]

spider neil c0mm for @/kindfluffkinz for the @aftg4palestine project!!

[feelingthedisaster]

The King's Men's plot structure is genius.

TKM has been critized a lot for not following the conventional plot structure, because it doesnt end inmediatly at the resolution of the climax, like they taught us in class. But it actually has a reason behind it and it think that is what makes AFTG unique and Nora Sakavic an amazing writer. I'll explain.

So, we all know AFTG has a lot of chess metaphors, however i think it doesnt contain the metaphors, it is the metaphor. Each character represents a piece of the board (Riko king, Kevin queen, Neil pawn, Andrew knight, etc) and exy is the chess, but but but, a chess game not only involves the pieces, the game cannot exist without someone playing, the chess masters (which would be Kengo, Ichiriu, Nathan and all the mafia stuff).

So, AFTG is divided into two plots happening at the same time: what happens on the chess board (exy season) and what happens outside it (the mafia mess).

Of couse, the climax has to be about the outside out, because who cares which one of pieces move in which way if the players are pointing guns at eachother under the board? The guns are more more important. So who cares? The pieces on the board care, the ones that are being played with. And who is the narrator? The character that represents the pawn, the less important figure of the entire room.

Yeah, the 'outside of the board' plot is over half way into the book, but it doesnt matter because that happens outside the board, the chess game has not ended yet. The pawn cannot go back to rest in the box until the game is over, until the king dies. The book cannot be over until the chess game our protagonist is a piece of ends. The books have to end with the king's (Riko) death and that is exactly what happens.

If this isnt excellent writing and one of the best examples of know the rules so you can break them, i dont what is.

[chaoticas-hell]

I like how Nora tried to make us believe there was something between Renee and Jean like- no- that's a lesbian collecting traumatized gay men to be her friends like they're Pokémon

[llanta-flema]

[catboyglover]

neil perry is stronger than me bc how on earth do you cope when your roommate is this pretty

[morally-gray101]

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

[scholliski]

I will forever love that from every point of view we’ve seen, whether that be Jeans, Neil’s or even Aaron’s in the extra content, they’re all instantly mesmerised by Kevin but he will literally never know because everyone has seemingly made the silent agreement to never publicly compliment him so that his ego doesn’t get even bigger than it already is

[konaiiro]

cleaned up the sketch, then i was told they look like lesbians and now i can't unsee it.

[goodomens-girlie]

In my eyes, femme Crowley and Aziraphale can only be described as Evelyn Hugo and Celia St. James

[yourgalgremlin]

I love Andrew “built like a tank” “thighs as thick as Kevin’s torso” “can bench press you” Minyard

As a short king who loves ice cream, he’s realistically gonna be a thick boy. Plus he’s got a lot of net to cover as an exy goalie.

So I was thinking about how people would be really impressed if Andrew (5’0) beat one of Matt Boyd’s (6’4) weight lifting records….

& Andrew can’t take a compliment as it is, but this seems like a dumb thing to be congratulating him on — so he takes a page from Neil’s infamous How to Get Banned From Press Duty book:

ANDREW (lips touching the mic): “Yes I beat Matt’s team record by picking up a slightly heavier bar than he did. I also beat Matt’s criminal record by picking up a slightly heavier disorderly conduct charge at the same bar he did last summer—but nobody’s congratulated me for that yet.”

[bilaudad]

(I'm bad at social media haha just starting to get the hang of discord and I forget tumblr)

apologies for my pro-smoking propaganda lol in my defense:

1. they're immortal ethereal/occult beings who could probably miracle away cancerous cells the instant they detect the imperfectly copied DNA

2. i like it

[2close2thesun]

andrew, out of the blue: if neil asks you can tell him that i’m gay

renee: ?????

andrew: *side eye*

renee: okay??????