#Negativity parasite

[bluu3berry]

negative apple!

Negative apple :3,, this is my oc!, it is a parasite that eats negative apples which is why they're all goopy!

How do they eat negative apples? Well ... They can go to places WITH apples like different multiverses!

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@anon-coke @scramble-eg @borisboring @thelunarsystemwrites @the-second-reason

[vimbry-moved]

picking top 10 tmbg songs is still hard, but I do think "I love you for psychological reasons" Has to be up there. I loveee these descriptions of trying to rationalise the concept of attraction, I was completely into it from the opening lines of "lately I've taken to vacantly making repetitive movements, mistakenly seen as improvements," the rhymes in general are extremely satisfying, and I'm a hugeee sucker for love and romance and such being approached in this more subtle, slightly repressed, scientifically-minded manner.

I love that it's a take on the song "I love you for sentimental reasons" (nat king cole best version btw), which was written about the surface emotion of being in love, while this tries to dig into the chemical reasons of - why? why do our brains fall in love the way that they do? but at the same time, it seems as though narrator doesn't want to overanalyse the experience too much and almost spoil the magic of affection. that's why they don't want to get into the reasons. maybe they're afraid that if they pick it apart too much, they'll lose that attraction, so they pull back.

in some ways, it feels like a counterpart to the insecurity of "she's an angel," whose neurotic narrator sounds like they're in a perpetual state of waiting for the other shoe to drop in a good relationship, because their partner is just too damn perfect to the point of deifying them. like, how could she Possibly be with Me?? this woman's an angel?? is this a mistake, do they know she's missing? also god I just now realised as I was writing this - that song's entire theme is a deconstruction of sappy pick-up lines like "did it hurt when you fell from heaven / heaven must be missing an angel" isn't it. sorry, talking about "psychological reasons" kinda got away from me here.

[naomiknight-17]

That 'would you rather' poll that's going around currently has the option for eating a worm everyday as the leader

Do people not realize how many parasites and bacteria are hitching a ride on the average earthworm

Do you want rat lung worm

Do you want carpet python parasite

Do you want to become paralyzed, suffer neurological effects, and eventually die helpless and in horrible pain?

Oh but what are the chances that this worm has any of those things! I don't know, why don't you eat a different one every darn day and play the 'what parasite will kill me first' roulette. Sounds fun!

[katyspersonal]

Every grudge that wasn't resolved is hurting at once like scars reacting to a bad weather no matter how much I try to just get distracted with irl activities or something positive, and I don't have anyone to talk about it because people I trust with it are only available when I need to sleep or am at work. I wonder how much longer I can hold it inside before I erupt like a volcano and severity of my negativity leaves everyone within reach with permanent fear of approaching me with ten yards distance 🤔

[columboscreens]

columbo - negative reaction

[ashersbraincell]

Me wondering why I can’t dowload more files (deeply think about any of the ow characters):

The nefarious 4 giga bytes of Orlam clogging up my RAM(brain capacity):

[legionofpotatoes]

pretty fucking tragic to see dragon age genart on mine own dashboard, but them's the breaks going forward I guess

[prowerprojects]

Man I read such a great hanahaki fic for a different fandom today & now I'm thinking of that Sonamy hanahaki au I had in mind ages ago & really want to write that fic

[parasitic-saint]

i honestly love my yellow as fuck and crooked as hell teeth, i love how when i wear my white facepaint they stand out even more and i make anyone who see's my face get redirected to my teeth thanks to the way i decorate myself with eyeliner and lipstick!!!!

that being said i realize how taken aback people are whenever i smile to them in a more normal setting where i'm not dressed as extravagant idk where im going with this

[fisherrprince]

feel like I have to fire rent lowering shots now that I posted my tumblr link on twitter though

[horrorlesbians]

Your parents tried to argue Get Out wasn't about racism? How??? What did they think it was about?

i can't remember their exact points because i was busy being too stunned to even comprehend what was happening

[sebastianshaw]

I was off for the night but poking my nose back in one more time for a small vent: wild how I can post art after art to this one server and get no response, but then sb posts their AI generated shit and immediately does.

I’m not entitled to praise or engagement, I know that, but that’s just a slap in the face to actual artists.

[borgeslabyrinth]

Asking the real questions

[dudeshusband]

they sold the fucking car. they're supposed to take me to a movie on friday, for some errands on saturday, and a dermatology appointment in a whole other city at the end of the month. and they sold the fucking car. they weren't even going to tell me they sold the fucking car. i had to call them to find this out.

[neurotoxic-yuri]

I love cuddling with my biggest plushie, Matsuri <3 she's so big and weighty and really calms me down

anyway Slimes reproduce by giving you pure concentrated aphrodisiac that numbs you to everything else but pleasure, so they can invade and alter your body to implant a part of themselves to grow into a new Slime inside you

[windmill-ghost]

Crying but my cat find me and won’t stop trying to drink my delicious tears.