#Nathaniel Kurtzberg x you

[stormynightstorytime]

Bro time rants

Nathaniel, chill: Yknow I hate it when girls especially my girl think we're gonna leave them all the time.

Nathaniel, fake girly accent: I'm not good enough, you're gonna cheat on me.

Nathaniel, irritated: Woman, I'm lucky I even got you. What do you mean- *inhales*

Nathaniel, tone gets louder: I am built like a twig. I look like every basic French boy with emo hair highlights. You are probably going to be the first and last girlfriend I'll ever have.

Nathaniel, pulling down his eyelids to show his eyebags from drawing all night: have u seen this? I'm hideous.

Nathaniel, paces around the room putting his arms in front of him like guys do when in an arguement: I appreciate that you have enough confidence in me to pull another girl like that but I can't I just can't.

Nathaniel: You are stuck with me. There is no way someone's gonna line up at my doorstop and say "I wanna date him".

Nathaniel: I don't even know how you put up with me half the time. I'm lucky you even looked in my direction.

Nathaniel:What you mean I'm about to leave you? Where am I gonna go? The bakery?

Marc, who has been listening the entire time:

Marc, who feels happy for the couple but also has a new found fear of love struck Nathaniel: If.. You go... Could you pick up a croissant for me?

Nathaniel, calmed down: sure.

(I do not own MLB or the picture below all credits to their respective creators.)

[frickingnerd]

nathaniel having a crush on you

pairing: nathaniel kurtzberg x gn!reader

tags: wholesome fluff, nathaniel drawing reader, soft boy!nathaniel

nathaniel is an introvert, so he tends to stay quiet and keep to himself to draw

but once he has a crush on you, there are a few things that make it obvious that he likes you

nathaniel makes an effort to talk to you, even if it's just a simple “hello” and “goodbye”

he always has a small smile on his lips when he gets to talk to you or when you are simply near him

but when there's someone else with you – another guy – then he quietly pouts and watches from afar

nathaniel always has his eyes on you and he tends to pick up on small things that most people wouldn't

he'll remember your favorite food or what you like to drink and occasionally, he'll just so happen to have it with him to share with you!

and of course, nathaniel draws you a lot! or rather, he draws specific features of yours, like your eyes, so people don't notice right away that he's sketching you!

[nerd-chocolate]

My Vesperia redesign and a bit rewrite of a queen banana:

I want to thank everyone that participated in the poll for this and the upcoming Kitty Noire redesign post I’ll be doing next. Just wanted to say this post is for pure fun and not for malicious intent just like my sole crusher redesign and sorry that wasn’t clear enough. Anyway on to this post.

My opinion about her original design:

Honestly, I like Vesperia’s design, it looks pretty great. And look, I know it has its drawbacks and may not be the best design but it is far from the worst design in the whole show. That goes to Aspik, Snake Noir, and Hawkmoth/Shadow moth/Monarch, huh like father like son. Okay back to the discussion beforehand, yeah Vesperia looks more like a wasp than a bee but I don’t find any issues with it since some of the heroes also don’t like their respective animals as well and some people weren’t complaining about them, to be honest. Also if I did have a problem with it then this post probably wouldn’t exist. Honestly, the things I don’t like about her design are her camouflage mode design, her hair, and the slider (what the wiki calls it) on her chest. Her camo mode hair comb is just a bee design but with her usual colors for her clothes, which doesn’t look that pleasing to me. Her braid isn’t just working for me and I’m kinda confused about how it looks when it is unbraid compared to Queen Bee's hair where that hairstyle makes sense. And why the slider on her chest, it feels very out of place, to be honest, and it doesn’t need to be there at all. So yeah this design is pretty solid in my book. I like the design even though there are problems with it that people have that are genuine criticisms of it.

So let's redesign Vesperia and see if the design could work for her as much as her original design.

Her Redesign:

Okay, so I ended up changing the design a lot more than expected so here we go. The things I’m keeping are her boots, her mask, her stripes, and her antennas since I like them and would fit here. First I would give her a short half-down and half-up hairstyle so the hair comb with the antennas can stay in place while her bangs and bottom layer are black hair color and then her mask being the same as before. Then I would give her a sleeveless swan-necked black shirt with warm yellow stripes and the collar is warm yellow as well. She has black fingerless biker gloves with spikes on them and warm yellow shorts with suspenders hanging down and chains belts which is where the spinning top is. She has bee wings as well because it would work for her. Lastly, having black ripped tights and boots from her original design. And as for the disguise mode for the miraculous, I would have two pink bougainvillea flowers one on the right and one on the left and they each have a skull head in the middle while having gold leaves and thorns as well for the rest of the hair comb. Here are some pictures for reference:

And yes, I know she isn’t a ginger but that stops me from pushing my Ginger Zoé agenda!!

Some notes and quotes:

Okay I know this is the part where I do a personality rewrite but honestly, it is the same as her canon self so let’s move on.

Before I do the quotes, here are some things that I would like to mention:

She can be very snarky whenever Chloé gets akumatized.

She is very close friends with Rooster Bold and Purple Tigress. And may or not ask them for love advice sometimes.

I think during Queen Banana, Zoé had a bag of honey chocolate chip cookies and gave Pollen to recharge, and ever since Pollen loved them.

She may not know Pollen that long but she and Pollen have a nice bond where Zoé was mostly scared of her at first but ends up thinking Pollen is one of the sweetest things in the world. While Pollen would help Zoé with her self-confidence and always be happy to see her (and lowkey shipping her with her crush).

And her antennas can emote as some anime ahoges can even without her noticing it.

Now here are some quotes for you guys to enjoy (and sorry these are a bit weaker than usual) also I'm did use @artzychic27 ocs in this I’m tagging them for that reason:

Reshma when Queen Banana appears: … I swear to god, the more she gets akumatized the more she looks tacky in each one.

Jean: Yep and the fact she got a gaudy car and gorilla as well is stupid.

Ismael: I’m starting to think ShadowMoth is getting worse in Akuma design as we speak that is even low for him since some of the early Akuma designs weren’t even that good.

Reshma: Yep, he is even worse than Gabriel fucking Agreste is.

Meanwhile

ShadowMoth: *crying* I’m not a bad designer.

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Cosette: Okay, I think we’re safe here from that loony banana for now. *turn to face Zoé* Right now, we need to *sees that she upsets* Zoé?… What's wrong?

Zoé hugging her knees: …

Cosette: *sits next to her* You can tell me if you want, I just want to know if you’re okay.

Zoé: … It's my fault.

Cosette: Huh?

Zoé: It's my fault that she’s acting like this and terrorizing everyone! If I wasn’t in the movie, she wouldn’t be ruining it and got akumatized. She was probably right to want to send me back to New York. *starts tearing up* I’ll just keep messing up things for everyone else just like I did back in New York.

Cosette: Zoé, none of this is your fault.

Zoé: What?

Cosette: *gently holds her hand while blushing* You didn’t do anything wrong in this situation and Chloé is just trying to pin blame on someone else so she wouldn’t have to admit that it was her fault in the first place. There were many times when she got akumatized because she didn’t get what she wanted those were way before you came here. Even if you mess up, like I said, I and many others are going to be here to help you, no matter what. Overall, you did nothing wrong in this situation and I’m going to keep telling you that until you believe it, okay?

Zoé: *blushing* … Okay, I believe you.

Cosette: *hugs her* Good.

Zoé: *hugs them back and then let's go when she hears chaos coming from outside* But, I need to face her alone. She’s my sister and I can’t sit by and let her hurt others because of me. So I want you to stay here so you can be safe because knowing that you aren’t hurt, makes me happy, Cosette.

Cosette: Okay, just be safe out there.

Zoé: I will. *hugs it real tight before leaving* I’ll be back!

Cosette: *blushes while smiling* Okay! ‘That’s my girl.’

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Ladybug summons a motorcycle: … What the?!

Zoé: Hmm, if you don’t mind can I drive it?

Ladybug: Oh…Okay?

Zoé: Great! *puts on her helmet and gets on it* Hang on!

Ladybug: *holds on to her* Wha- *gets freaked by the fast driving* AHHHHHHH!

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An alternative way to defeat Queen Banana (sorry this is too corny for you):

Queen Banana holding Ladybug while her banana gun is against her head: Give me your miraculous, or else I’ll turn her int- *gets pulled into the ground by a yellow string and drops her banana gun* What the?! Who dares to stop me?!?

Vesperia: I did, banana brain.

Queen Banana: Who are you supposed to be, my pathetic clone?! Because there is only one Queen Bee and that is me!!!

Vesperia: .. You're right, you are the only queen bee around here. You know the one who almost caused a train to crash for her selfish reasons, the one who decided to work with Shadowmoth because she didn’t get what she wanted, and put every other hero in danger by revealing their secret identity to him not realizing the consequences of what will happen next. No one wants to be Queen Bee because she is nothing but a pathetic person that expects things to go her way all the damn time. You are queen bee since no one wants to be anything like you, especially me. *grins a sly smile* I’m Vesperia by the way! *wields her spinning top back into her hand* VENOM! *stings Queen Banana and takes her hair clip* Here you go! *throws it to ladybug, who catches it*

Ladybug/Chat Noir: 😧

Chat Noir: … That was unexpected.

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Vesperia while princess carrying Cosette: Are you okay, Co- I mean civilian?

Cosette: *blushing like crazy* Um-uh..um YEAH! Thank you for saving me!!

Vesperia: *also blushing while her antennas emote a heart shape* You're welcome! Let’s get you to safety, don’t want someone as cute as you to get hurt. *starts to fly up to the skies*

Cosette: ….*makes confused bisexual noises*

After a few minutes of searching for a safe place

Cosette: *blushing* Thank you for saving me Vesperia, you’re a very pretty- I mean pretty cool hero!

Vesperia: *blushing* Of course! I’m always here if you ever need saving umm…

Cosette: Cosette.

Vesperia: Right! You have such a lovely name.

Cosette: Thanks. *smiles softly and awkwardly*

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Pollen looking at a picture of the science kids: My Queen, who are these people?

Zoé: Oh, those are my friends. We took that photo a couple days after I first got here.

Pollen: Oh so they’re like your court?

Zoé: Well I’m not sure if that's the right way to use it like that.

Pollen: … *points to Cosette* So would that mean this girl you were talking to isn’t queen by your side then.

Zoé: … *blushes like a ripped tomato* NO! Not like that!! I mean I do appreciate Cosette as a friend of mine!!! It’s not that I have a crush on it exactly!!

Pollen who saw the whole conversation when she saved them: Uhhh right, my queen. ‘It seems like my queen may be having trouble expressing her emotions… a lot.’

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Marc: Oh hey Zoé!

Zoé: Hey Marc, hey Nathaniel! What are you guys doing?

Marc: We’re heading to movies and the fact I finally got him to take a break from drawing all that adrienette cringe.

Nathaniel: I still think we could have stayed at home to watch some movies.

Marc: But it's lovely out here, especially the weather! Anyway, what are you doing?

Zoé: Oh I was just smelling some flowers, no biggie!

Nathaniel: Really, your cover in flowers and pollen.

Zoé: I was checking if flowers were okay and might I say, they are looking and smell lovely.

Marc: Oh okay. Well you want to come with us to the movies?

Zoé: Oh no thanks, I don’t be the third wheel on your date and don’t want to make things awkward when you two decide to make out in the movie theater. *she’s wink while MarcNath blushes*

Nathaniel: We better get going, bye Zoé.

Marc: See you at school, Zoé!

Zoé: See ya! *waves MarcNath goodbye as they walking* Well, time to go back to smell these lovely flowers!

Hope everyone has a good day and enjoy this post!

[artzychic27]

Can you do the full songs of Six the musical miraculous style? The lyrics please?

It is taking me an embarrassingly long time to write the other songs, so… Here’s this for now

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Let me remind you all, I’m Kurtzberg comma Nathaniel

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Though I’m speaking and expressing, I’m still in the back, such a “blessing”

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

I’m dramatic? Remember Season 1?

I was new, it's true but even then I knew

The only thing I get to do is...

Season one, episode seven

My episode, this feels like heaven

Chloé’s there, taunting me

And the teacher told everyone I had a D

So I storm out the classroom, tears soon fall

My crush on Marinette revealed to all

I dropped my pencil on the floor

An akuma came, infected me, let’s start the show

It’s my time, yes, indeed!

This is how fans will remember me!

Sure, I didn’t get a victory!

But I’m sure I’ll get another lead

And maybe this is it

The ratings were great, it was a hit

And just look at all the fan works

Seems this red hair comes with a perk~

But all I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is draw, and groan, and headbutt a desk, yes

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is stand there, breathe there, and I guess dye my hair

Bring me back into the light

I wanna be known tonight

Season’s over

The only thing I get to do is...

But then there was another season

Season 2

And get this! I got my own episode!… Only one, though. But, we got a new character and… He turns out to be something amazing…

Jittery, easy on the eyes

Wouldn’t mind getting to know that guy

Mari says that he’s a writer

But he’s nervous, so here’s a plan devised by her

She gave me his notebook and I was thrilled

I thought these were Ladybug’s thoughts all spilled

And written in black and white, my heart was racing

Can you blame me? I just think that she’s amazing

This is it, a new day for me

Get to meet my crush after Mari

Who would’ve thought the plan had some faults?

But I’m to blame, so that’s on me

Then here’s what happened after the cure

Marc and I were shipped, the fans deemed it pure

They said we have a connection

I'm sure this will be different~

'Cause all I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is draw, and groan, and headbutt a desk, yes

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is stand there, breathe there, and I guess dye my hair

Give us a few minutes or four

NathMarc fans are craving so much more

The season’s over

The only thing I get to do is...

So… Season 2 was actually pretty good. Sure, Marc and I aren’t all affectionate like Rose and Juleka, cuz, you know… Children’s show. But then season 3 came around, and here’s what happened…

Season 3… Finally arrived.

Things start getting wild…

Lila’s back

She’s stirring trouble, and there I am alone at a lunch table

Pushed to the background once again

But now it’s Marc and I to the very end

With Lila comes salt fics, here’s what that means

Marc and I expose her in fics written by teens

How is it, the show’s own fans

Remember me? Give them a hand!

AO3’s the place for me

Is this how the fans all see me?

This is bliss, it feels so right

Screw the show, I know I’m loved

But what comes after Season 3?

Will the writers finally remember me?~

'Cause all I get to do

All I get do, fandom

Is draw, and groan, and headbutt a desk, yes

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is stand there, breathe there, and I guess dye my hair

There's no time for when or how 'cause season 4 is coming here and now

The season’s over

The only thing I get to do is...

So, it’s season 4, it’s getting tense…

New characters appear, fans are on the fence

I’m still with Marc, call this a win

In the episode, Hack-San, I’m his cherished item

The season’s okay, I will admit

We’re even part of an Adrinette bit

So sweet, including us in the plans

But all we do now is help the girl get her man

I thought, “Finally!”

This is all I want, the recognition I need

Sure, my day as a hero was a little rushed

But it’s my time, I get to shine

But then, there’s more to it

The Kwamis are gone, didn’t tell my friend “so long.”

Doesn’t look like there will be a happy end…

I thought this time was different

Why did I think it’d be different?

But it's never, ever different

'Cause all I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Is draw, and groan, and headbutt a desk, yes

All I get to do

All I get to do, fandom

Ignore me, don't care if you don't see me

Forget me and leave me to

Stand alone against Akumas like Zombizou!

Season's over

Season's over

Season's over

The only thing

The only thing

The only thing I get to do is...

[mah-t-wordblog]

Can we get a lee Marc ler Nath fiction where Nath uses Marc as a canvas <3

There it is, I hope u like 💛

You are a work of art

Ler: Nathaniel Kurtzberg

Lee: Marc Anciel

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡

Ships: Marc x Nathaniel

Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if you don’t like it, just scroll down

This fanfic is originally in Portuguese, my English is translated using an automatic translator, if there are any big errors you can tell me so I can fix them

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“Marc~ you promised, right?”

Marc sighed

“Okay”

He took off his shirt and offered his body to Nathaniel

“I asked you to be my canvas to show you how beautiful your body is!”

Marc had some problems with his own body, he was a little too thin due to food issues and Nathaniel knew his difficulties

“What do you think I should draw?” Nathaniel asked affectionately

“I don’t understand art, only writing”

“Then let me think”

Nathaniel analyzed Marc’s body

The redhead asked Marc to turn his back, it was better to paint on his back

Nathaniel took one of his brushes and measured what he could draw

“How about a landscape? I know you like the moon”

“It’s okay”

“This is my softest brush, let me know if it hurts, okay?”

Marc nodded. The artist began, the paint was cold on the other boy's back, but it wasn't a bad feeling, and Nathaniel was taking great care not to hurt his boyfriend.

The up and down movement made Marc shiver, it itched a little, but it was when the artist painted a little lower on Marc's spine that he let out a soft laugh.

"Did it hurt?"

"No... it's okay."

Nathaniel continued, another laugh.

"Marc?"

"I told you it's okay."

Nath noticed that as he passed the brush over Marc's body, the boy trembled a little and then tried not to squirm.

Marc let out a louder laugh when Nathaniel went down his entire spine.

"Marc~"

"Okay! Okay! It's just that it- it-"

"Does it tickles?"

“That’s it” Marc covered his red face

“I’m sorry, Mr. Ticklish, but a brush on your skin sure tickles, I think you’ll have to put up with it”

Marc squirmed when Nathaniel lightly squeezed his belly, since it was a place that wasn’t covered in paint

“Nahahahath”

“I’m just painting, okay? It’ll be done soon”

The redhead grabbed another brush with his other hand and began to paint Marc’s arms without paint until he reached his neck, making the boy turn around and laugh out loud

“Nahahathaniel!”

“What’s wrong?” Nathaniel smiled

He continued to use that brush to brush Marc's body, who didn't want to move too much so as not to smudge his boyfriend's art, but he couldn't help but laugh when the brush was even brushed over his belly

"Let me continue"

Nathaniel continued with those two brushes, his ability to move both at the same time was impressive

"Nahahath, pleheheasehehe"

"Ah Marc, I'm sure you can handle a few tickles, or are you just too sensitive for that?"

That was Marc's final point, he blushed so much that even if he covered his cheeks with his hands, Nathaniel could see his ears turn pink, it was so cute

Minutes passed with Marc like that, laughing softly and sometimes letting out little screams so that Nathaniel could paint and when Nath wanted, he would accidentally slip the brush to Marc's belly button so that he would laugh louder

"And...... done!"

Nathaniel gave Marc a mirror so he could somehow see the image on his back.

It was a landscape of the sky, with a moon and several stars.

“It’s … so… beautiful…” Marc said, looking a little hypnotized “You are simply so talented, Nath.”

Nathaniel laughed and got close to Marc.

“Thank you, but did you see it? See how you are as beautiful as the moon, and I love you more than the number of stars in the sky?”

Marc smiled. Nathaniel laid his head on the boy’s neck and blew air to make him laugh.

“Nahahahath!”

“You held up very well to the tickling.”

Nathaniel blew a series of raspberries at Marc.

The boy laughed and tried to push his boyfriend away.

“I love you, Marc.”

“Ihihi lohohovehe yohohou too.” He said while laughing.

“You are a work of art.”

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Thanks for reading 💛💛

[keymeadoww]

Picnic Tables

Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir/Claw Noir/Chat Blanc

Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug/Shadybug

Alya Cesaire/Rena Rouge/Rena Furtive/Scarabella

Human! Plagg (or at least a human version of Plagg)

Human! Tikki (or at least a human version of Tikki)

Kagami Tsurugi/Ryuko

Chloe Bourgeois/Queen Bee

Zoe Lee/Visperia/Kitty Noir

Luka Couffaine/Viperion

Juleka Couffaine/Purple Tigress

Alix Kubdel/Bunnyx/Canigirl

Nino Lahiffe/Carapace

Rose Lavillant/Pigella

Sabrina Raincomprix/Miss Hound

Max Cante/Pegasus

Le Chien Kim/King Monkey

Mylene Haprele/Polymouse

Felix Fathom/Argos/Flairmidable

Outed

When your boyfriend asks you to stay at his house for Christmas, you panic about coming out. Asking your loyal followers may not be the best choice though. // x Male! Reader

Ivan Bruel/Minotaurox

Nathaniel Kurtzberg/Caprikid

Marc Anciel/Rooster Bold

Jessica Keynes/Sparrow

Aeon/Uncanny Valley

Fei Wu/Ladydragon

[dum1s-writings]

~~~~Intro thingy I guess~~~~

Greetings from @thedum1 (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

I have once again decided to start a new sideblog. I just wanna try tossing my hat into the xMasc!Reader ring. I'll have main fandoms and on occasion fandoms, which will be allowed once in a while.

~Main fandoms are subject to change.~

The main fandoms will be marked with 💕

Favorite characters will be marked with 💋

Obey Me! Shall We Date? 💕

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan 💋

Satan

Asmodeus 💋

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Diavolo

Barbatos

Solomon

Simeon 💋

Luke

Twisted Wonderland

All students and staff*

*Riddle, Epel, Idia, Neige and Rollo are my weaknesses

Miraculous Ladybug and Cat Noir 💕

Adrien Agreste/Cat Noir 💋

Nathaniel Kurtzberg/Caprikid 💋

Marc Anciel/Rooster Bold

Nino Lahiffe/Carapace

Luka Couffaine/Viperion

Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug

Alya Césaire/Rena Rouge

Kagami Tsurugi/Ryuko

Gabriel Agreste/Hawkmoth

Nathalie Sancoeur/Mayura 💋

Mystic Messenger

Yoosung Kim

Zen/Hyun Ryu

Jaehee Kang 💋

Jumin Han

707/Luciel/Saeyoung Choi 💋

Animal Crossing 💕

Apollo 💋

Cherry

Julien 💋

Raymond 💋

Marshall

Tangy

Colton

Whitney

Punchy 💋

Stitches

Muffy 💋

Diana

Zell

Lucky

Ankha

Chrissy

Francine

Judy

Kyle

Fang

Willow

Merengue 💋

Mott

Bud

Kicks 💋

Isabelle

Tom Nook

Death Note

L Lawliet

Light Yagami

Touta Matsuda 💋

Teru Mikami

Misa Amane

Naomi Misora

Kiyomi Takada

Mihael Keehl/Mello 💋

Mail Jeevas/Matt 💋

Nate River/Near

Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour

Trent

Gwen

Cody 💋

Noah 💋

Justin

Lindsay 💋

Sadie

Katie

Sierra

Leshawna 💋

DJ

Beth

Heather

Duncan

Courtney

Alejandro

6teen

Caitlin Cooke

Nikki Wong 💋

Jude Lizowski

Wyatt Williams 💋

Jen Masterson

Jonsey Garcia

Teen Titans (2003 cartoon version)

Robin 💋

Starfire

Raven 💋

Beast Boy

Cyborg

Jinx

Terra

Red-X 💋

Aqualad

Speedy

Bumblebee 💋

The occasional slasher

Michael Myers

Cory Cunningham

Billy Lenz

Brahms Heelshire 💋

Others to be added...maybe.

The general rules:

Fandoms will have their own rules in their own separate posts

He/Him and They/Them pronouns only

I have problems with menstruation so none of that allowed as I HATE thinking of my own

Polyamorous relationships are accepted and loved here but NO cheating 😤

No non-platonic/familial child/teen x adult

No incest of any kind

No angst without a happy ending

VERY EXTREMELY RARE sexual nsft 👀

Piggybacking off the last rule I prefer a Top/Not Penetrated reader

No matchups 😐

No OCs as main character/reader

Piggybacking again I will allow OCs as side characters

You may see mentions of my OCs as I love them

Some characters will be OOC and I have no shame about that 🤷🏾

All fanfics will have swears except for Miraculous

I'm bad at coming up with bad guys/villains so fandoms with baddies will take place during down time/right after a fight

I am slow and easily distracted so things will come out when I remember

My target audience is me first so if I don't like how a thing is turning out it won't be published

Again....this a masculine pronoun only blog. And before I get shit on by children and the feminine pronoun users........Fuck. Off. I'm here for the gays and theys. I've been on the internet for years and there's PLENTY of shit for y'all.

[its-to-the-death]

Mod's Crush Competition Round 1

Hey guys! Based on the poll I sent out, it looks like some of you wanted to see what kind of fictional crushes I've had and of course I'm more than happy to oblige...

These are all crushes I've had through my lifetime so not all of them are current. Some of them I can explain and others make me question my life choices. They're also all male because I'm only attracted to men. (Maybe next time I'll do a tournament with your guys' crushes)

I tried to limit it to 3 characters per franchise but Yugioh ended up with 5 because there are so many series and I have seen all of them (It's been a very important fandom in my life). I also tried my best to not overrun it with anime. I admit my number of fictional crushes spiked when I started watching anime though. They know how to make them pretty.

Anyways, let's take a look at our bracket:

I am already dreading some of these matchups. For the first round, I am going to split the polls between 2 days. The first half will go up on Tuesday, September 26. The second half will go up on Thursday, September 28. All polls will last a week.

Some reminders:

Please be nice! To me and to fellow voters. I know I've had some weird crushes (and I don't mind if you think I'm weird) but I won't accept hate. If there's a problem, be civil.

Have fun! Don't take this too seriously because it's just a little Tumblr tournament I'm doing for fun and I just want people to enjoy it.

Since the pictures in the bracket are so small, matchups will be under the cut and link to the polls once they start.

Tuesday, September 26 polls

Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan) vs Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)

Rocket (Guardians of the Galaxy) vs The Corinthian (The Sandman)

Peter Pan (Once Upon a Time) vs Shun Kurosaki (Yugioh Arc-V)

Koushi Sugawara (Haikyuu) vs Manitoba Smith (Total Drama)

Sebastian Moran (Moriarty the Patriot/Yuukoku no Moriarty) vs Griff Jones (Bunk'd)

Shun Ibusaki (Food Wars/Shokugeki no Soma) vs George Weasley (Harry Potter)

Kenya Yukimiya (Blue Lock) vs Chase Davenport (Lab Rats)

Seishiro Nagi (Blue Lock) vs Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom)

Ryou Bakura (Yugioh DM) vs Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Doppo Kunikida (Bungou Stray Dogs) vs Newt (The Maze Runner)

Nathaniel Kurtzberg (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Trey Clover (Twisted Wonderland)

Five Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy) vs Luck Voltia (Black Clover)

Feitan Portor (Hunter x Hunter) vs Tsuchigomori (Toilet Bound Hanako-kun)

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club) vs Viktor (Arcane)

Horace Somnusson (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children) vs Percy de Rolo (The Legend of Vox Machina/Critical Role)

Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club) vs Tetsurou Kuroo (Haikyuu)

Thursday, September 28 polls

Hiccup Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

Eita Semi (Haikyuu) vs Leona Kingscholar (Twisted Wonderland)

Keigo Takami/Hawks (My Hero Academia) vs Colt Grice (Attack on Titan)

Theon Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) vs Azul Ashengrotto (Twisted Wonderland)

Noah (Total Drama) vs Ango Sakaguchi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Quattro Arclight/IV (Yugioh Zexal) vs Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Millard Nullings (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children) vs Jackal (Fairy Tail)

Shin (Seven Deadly Sins: Grand Cross) vs Mihaya (Snow White with the Red Hair)

Ryokan Kogami/Revolver (Yugioh Vrains) vs Tamaki Amajiki/Suneater (My Hero Academia)

Bran Stark (Game of Thrones) vs Rogue Cheney (Fairy Tail)

Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail) vs Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead (My Hero Academia) vs Reo Mikage (Blue Lock)

Kento Nanami (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Sanji (Live Action One Piece)

Scott (Total Drama) vs Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)

Farkle Minkus (Girl Meets World) vs Seung-gil Lee (Yuri on Ice)

Phaser Ryugu (Yugioh Go Rush) vs Franken Stein (Soul Eater)

[chibigo-ma]

A Preview of my Draft from "A Crush on A Hero" [Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir X OC]

Summary: Anais Dupen-Cheng is the older sister of Marinette but due to her sickness, her schooling was delayed for one year. She accidentally bumps into Adrien and he soon develops a crush on her by the first day of school. Anais eventually gets the Ladybug Miraculous and becomes Ladybug. She develops a crush on her partner, Chat Noir.

The flipped love square 😩

With Mari trying to get them together.

Pls don't cancel me, this fic is old and I was younger.

"Nono! This is a misunderstanding," Anais heard a familiar voice exclaim as she got inside.

"Hey, what's going on?" Anais asked as she noticed Adrien having his hands up while Mari glares at him. "Him, Chloé, and Sabrina placed gum on my chair!" Her little sister exclaimed. "Well, that's not the worst thing they could do," Anais commented as she removed the gum easily but there is some residue still stuck on the chair. She threw the gum with the tissue on it.

Adrien sat on Anais' chair and she looked at him with a smile. "So you ARE supposed to be in my class," Anais pointed out as he jumped at her sudden voice to him. "Oh, y-yeah. I didn't think you would be in here too, Anais," he pointed out with a smile. "Wait, you two know each other?" Chloé asked with a disgusted look.

"Yeah. Why do you have that look?" He asked as both of them looked at her. "Nothing, Adrikins!" Chloé smiled fakely. "Anyway," Ana looked at Adrien. "Don't worry about my sister. She'll forgive you eventually," she smiled. 

"Well, Adrien. Welcome to Collège Françoise Dupont! I hope we become closer as friends," Anais grinned as she got up to sit with Nathaniel Kurtzberg, whose desk was a desk behind Chloé's table.

"Wait, Anny, he's sitting on your seat," Mari tried to pull her back to the front. "Nah, it's alright. It's just the second day of school; the seats aren't permanent yet," Anais brushes her off as she sat on a desk with Nathaniel. She waved at him and he shyly waved back.

"Dude, you're lucky Anais' patience is saint-like," Nino commented then he looked at Adrien.

"How do you know Anais? She said that you guys met yesterday?" Nino asked. "Well, I was supposed to come here to school yesterday and we just so happened to bump into each other," Adrien explained as he had flushed cheeks.

"Ohh. I see how it is. I totally see it," Nino raised an eyebrow at Adrien and Adrien blushed more. "Come on. We just met. And I guess you could say that we're friends," Adrien glanced over at Anais to see that she was having a chat with Nathaniel. He frowned upon seeing the two. "I'm just saying," Nino chuckled as Mylène got inside the classroom at the same time as Ms. Bustier.

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

I posted 5,054 times in 2022

31 posts created (1%)

5,023 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 5,054 of my posts in 2022

#eastern animation - 2,263 posts

#anime - 2,092 posts

#western animation - 1,224 posts

#boku no hero academia - 1,221 posts

#age gap ship - 1,132 posts

#minor adult ship - 1,030 posts

#miraculous ladybug - 990 posts

#c: izuku midoriya - 967 posts

#bnha au - 905 posts

#c: marinette dupain cheng - 861 posts

Longest Tag: 109 characters

#younger character relentlessly pursuing older character who feels guitly for returning the younger's feelings

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

possession is 9/10ths of the law @rayshippouuchiha

111 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

#4

Navier: I asked Heinrey who the second most attractive woman alive was, since, according to him, I'm number one. This man said "your reflection".

Ergi: Damn. I'm writing this down.

McKenna: Did you ask who's third on this list?

Heinrey: Her shadow.

128 notes - Posted July 27, 2022

#3

Lukanette Deserves Better Part 3

Yes there’s more Lukanette, because canon makes me bitter in how Lukanette get’s shafted. Kinda Salty.

The Karma of Lies - Plus JuleRose. Mentioned Jean Duparc x Kagami Tsurugi. Canon Ships. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Principal Damocles Salt. Bustier Class Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Juleka Couffaine Sugar. Rose Lavillant Sugar. Plagg The Kwami Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

Tales of Karmic Lies Aftermath - Plus JuleRose. Mentioned Jean Duparc x Kagami Tsurugi. Canon Ships. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Principal Damocles Salt. Bustier Class Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Juleka Couffaine Sugar. Rose Lavillant Sugar. Plagg The Kwami Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior. 

What Goes Around Comes Around Saga (Series) - Plus JuleRose. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Principal Damocles Salt. Bustier Class Salt. Juleka Couffaine Sugar. Rose Lavillant Sugar. Sabrina Raincomprix Sugar. Bustier Class Sugar. In Character Behavior.

i get a little jealous, a little selfish - Plus Chlogami. Plus Plikki. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Principal Damocles Salt. Bustier Class Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Caline Bustier Sugar. Gabriel Agreste Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior. 

Summer Days Turned Nights - Plus Plikki. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Principal Damocles Salt. Bustier Class Salt. AdriChat Sugar. Adrien Agreste Sugar. Chat Noir Sugar. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

New Perspective - Plus NathMarc. Fluffy. Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Bustier Class Salt. AdriChat Sugar. Adrien Agreste Sugar. Chat Noir Sugar. Nathaniel Kurtzberg Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

Poison and Antidotes (Series) - Angsty. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Bustier Class Salt. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

The Lies We Tell - Plus JuleRose. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Wang Fu Salt. Su Han Salt. Tikki The Kwami Salt. In Character Behavior. 

Vide Stitch - Angsty. Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Caline Bustier Salt. Bustier Class Salt. AdriChat Sugar. Adrien Agreste Sugar. Chat Noir Sugar. Alya Céaire Sugar. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Caline Bustier Sugar. Bustier Class Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

Princess Justice & Lady Sunspot - Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Bustier Class Salt. AdriChat Sugar. Adrien Agreste Sugar. Chat Noir Sugar. Alya Céaire Sugar. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Bustier Class Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

Trou Noir - Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Alya Céaire Salt. Bustier Class Salt. AdriChat Sugar. Adrien Agreste Sugar. Chat Noir Sugar. Alya Céaire Sugar. Chloé Bourgeois Sugar. Bustier Class Sugar. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

Pouring Alcohol on an Old Flame - Tumblr - In Character Behavior.

A Murder of Crows  [LBSC October 2021 Minific Challenge] - Tumblr One, Tumblr Two - In Character Behavior.

Gotta Love the Accent - Tumblr - Plus JuleRose. In Character Behavior.

I Can Fix You - Tumblr - In Character Behavior.

It's a Love Story - Tumblr - In Character Behavior.

In The Silence - Tumblr - Plus JuleRose. Plus GabeNath. Plus FeLuka. Plus Love Square. In Character Behavior.

Reduced to Silence - Tumblr - In Character Behavior.

On Thick Ice - Tumblr - Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Girl Gang Salt. AdriNette Salt. LAdrien Salt. MariChat Salt. LadyNoir Salt. Love Square Salt. In Character Behavior.

A Dog Off the Scent - Tumblr - Salt. AdriChat Salt. Adrien Agreste Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Félix Graham De Vanily Salt. LAdrien Salt. AdriNette Salt. MariChat Salt. LadyNoir Salt. Love Square Salt. In Character Behavior.

Breaking the Cycle - Tumblr - Salt. AdriChat Salt. Chat Noir Salt. Tom Dupain Salt. Sabine Cheng Salt. Girl Gang Salt. MariChat Salt. LadyNoir Salt. Love Square Salt. In Character Behavior.

High Priest - Idea, Ch.1, Ch.2, Ch.3, Ch.4, Ch.5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8 - Yandere Luka Couffaine. Villain Luka Couffaine. Akuma Luka Couffaine. Salt. Lila Rossi Salt. Bustier Class Salt. In Character Behavior. Minor Out Of Character Behavior.

132 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#2

Lukanette Valentine's Day.

Via Picrew

173 notes - Posted February 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

the way a human loves another human 

192 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

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[cantstoptheimagines]

When You Get Snowed In

Summary — Preferences for Luka Couffaine and Nathaniel Kurtzberg from Miraculous Ladybug!

Requested by anonymous — Can I request the fluffy headcanons about a snowed in, hot cocoa, and cuddling day in her house with their shy female reader for Luka and Nathaniel (Miraculous Ladybug)? Please?? ~🐇

Warnings & Other Tags ➳ Fluff; cuddling for warmth; drinking cocoa by the fire; just a bunch winter fun!

Notes ➳ Word Count is 363. ➳ Reader is gender neutral (they/them). 

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luka couffaine

“i can’t believe this is happening!” luka couldn’t stop a small, amused smile from taking over. he spared a glance in your direction, watching as you stared out the window. he placed some marshmallows into a cup of hot cocoa. one that was brewing specially for you.  you groaned at the sight of the deep, heavy snow outside. there was no way you were going to get home in this kind of weather! you made a note to call home later so no one would get worried about you. “c’mon, (your name),” said luka. “is hanging out with me that bad?”  you scoffed, but luka could see you trying to conceal a smile, “of course not. you know that’s not what i meant.” “well,” he replied, handing you the cup of hot cocoa, “since we’re stuck together, what do you wanna do?”  before you could answer, the lights were off and all of paris had become quiet, save for a few daring drivers and pedestrians outside. luka finally allowed himself to laugh when you groaned once more. “find some blankets,” you said. “that’s what we should do first.”

nathaniel kurtzberg

nathaniel shivered again. despite the fact that your heater was warmed upon and he had multiple blankets wrapped around him, he was still freezing! he had never been in a home so cold! “do you want another one?” “huh?” nathaniel turned his attention to you. he took in the amused expression on your face as you raised your eyebrows at him. he sniffed quietly, and rolled his eyes.  “i’m fine, (your name).” “you sure?” it was quiet for a moment. the only sound in the room came from the television, which was playing some random holiday special that neither of you were paying much attention to. nathaniel tried to be strong, he really did. in this case, however, he just couldn’t take this anymore— “yes, please.” you gave him a bright smile. you then disappeared for a moment before returning with another blanket. this time, much to nathaniel’s surprise, you sat right next to him. you threw the blanket over both of you and leaned against nathaniel’s shoulder. at least his cheeks were warm now...

[frickingnerd]

poly relationship with marc & nathaniel

pairing: nathaniel kurtzberg x gn!reader x marc anciel

tags: wholesome fluff, polyamorous relationship, cafe dates, marc & nathaniel making reader gifts, publics displays of affection

both of your boyfriends are relatively shy, so it took a while for the three of you to even get together!

it also didn't help that they not only had feelings for you, but for each other as well, making a confession even more complicated

at least, they thought confessing to you and each other would complicate things, when in reality, it only made things easier!

if you had just dated one of them, neither of the three of you would've been happy. but now that you all date each other, it just feels right!

nathaniel and marc are constantly working on their comic book together and while you might not actually do any work, you contribute a lot to it as well!

you always read their newest chapters, give them feedback on their ideas and often suggest things as well, that the boys often work into their story!

marc and nathaniel also work together when it comes to you! they love to surprise you with gifts, like cute drawings or poems, and both boys are really good at keeping secrets!

they are also both pretty affectionate, but more so in private! holding hands in public is alright, but kissing or cuddling is something that they don't feel comfortable doing in public

when it comes to dates, the three of you are almost always heading from one cafe to another! marc and nathaniel love to work in cafes, but they love to just take you there too and make you try their favorite drinks or cakes!

[aganyan]

Happy birthday @artzychic27 !!!

I made a fanart of your fic Dragon quard (my favorite fic btw)

I hope you like it and im really happy that i've met you!

[artzychic27]

I posted 524 times in 2022

That's 180 more posts than 2021!

411 posts created (78%)

113 posts reblogged (22%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 521 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#miraculous ladybug - 433 posts

#miraculous - 394 posts

#ao3fic - 203 posts

#nathaniel kurtzberg - 155 posts

#marc anciel - 151 posts

#scarlet beetle and ikati black - 103 posts

#marc x nathaniel - 85 posts

#akuma - 77 posts

#fanfic - 62 posts

#jean duparc - 56 posts

Longest Tag: 50 characters

#you know it's bad because i'm sharing an fbi tweet

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Boyf riends or Marcthaniel?

…

Okay, that’s just evil cuz look how cute they both are!

See the full post

111 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

#4

We Don’t Talk About Nathan!

This goes out to everyone on the NathMarc Discord Server!

See the full post

119 notes - Posted March 19, 2022

#3

I feel like the relationship between Felix and Pepa from encanto sums up the relationship of Marc and Nathaniel or Nino and alya

This is Alya and Nino right here

And this is Marc and Nathaniel

See the full post

150 notes - Posted January 18, 2022

#2

Quick Headcanon:

Marc can fall down many flights of stairs and come out unscathed

Marc: Hey guys, I- Ah! *Falls down the stairs*

Nathaniel: OH MY GOD! 😱

*Everyone crowds around his limp body*

Aurore: … Marc?

Marc: … *Quickly gets back up without any struggle* I’m good.

Nathaniel: No, seriously. How are you okay?!

Marc: Happens all the time. Wanna see me do it again?

Everyone: NO!

—

*Start of the school year*

Marinette: God, I love coming back to school.

Marc: Yeah, the new faces, seeing your friends again… And the wildly dangerous stairs! *Runs up the stairs* I’ve missed them most of all!

Marinette: Marc, no!

Marc: Too late! Yay! *Falls down the stairs*

Nathaniel: MARC! WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP HIM?!

Marinette: HE’S FAST, OKAY?!

Marc: *Gets back up* That will never get old!

Nathaniel: How are you possibly okay?!

193 notes - Posted December 31, 2021

My #1 post of 2022

Dragging Nathaniel Alternative:

Nathaniel: *Being dragged by his ankles as he claws at the ground* NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! I DON’T WANNA DO THIS! I WANNA GO BACK HOME! YOU DEVIL!

Marc: Aw, does the poor artist wanna go back home and read manga?

Nathaniel: 🥺 Yes please

Marc: Too bad! We’re doing this!

267 notes - Posted February 12, 2022

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[a-chlolix-blog]

These three pairings & the different looks one gives the other.

[mah-t-wordblog]

Ticklish kiss

Tickletober day 26

Lee: Marc Anciel

Ler: Nathaniel Kurtzberg

🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡

Ships: Marc x Nathaniel

Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if you don’t like it, just scroll down

This fanfic is originally in Portuguese, my English is translated using an automatic translator, if there are any big errors you can tell me so I can fix them

🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡

Nathaniel and Marc were lying down hugging each other, it was very cozy

Marc was almost asleep, but Nathaniel still wanted attention

“Marc~”

“Hm?” The boy couldn’t even stay awake anymore

“Kiss me”

Marc laughed “I can’t” he said, he really couldn’t move his body he was so tired

“Ahhhh, please, kiss me!” Nath asked

The redhead was hugging his boyfriend’s back, so Marc couldn’t even turn his head to kiss him

“Kiss me!”

Nath started kissing Marc’s shirtless back, the brunette felt a shiver and woke up, starting to laugh

“EHEHEI! NOHOHOHOHO!”

Nathaniel was giving him lots of kisses on his neck and back

“Give me a kiss now! Or else…” he blew a raspberry on his neck

“OHOHOHOHO PLEHEHEHEHEAHAHSEHE”

Marc was squirming, but he didn’t want to leave, those kisses were really good, but it seemed like when he felt tickled he couldn’t control his own body

“NAHAHATH AHAHAHAHA”

Nathaniel started to bite him, making little “nhomnhomnhomnhom” noises

Marc tensed his back and squirmed until he managed to turn to face his boyfriend, then Nathaniel couldn’t continue

The brunette sighed

“Nahahath!” He complained

Nathaniel laughed “I want a kiss!”

Marc gave him a kiss, a loving and delicious kiss

“Hehe thank you”

“Now are you going to let me sleep?”

“Hm… nop”

He started to tickle Marc all over his body again

The boy laughed out loud, he loved these moments with Nathaniel more than anything

🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤🧡

Tickletober 💛💛 omg I want to be like this if someone so bad