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Important announcement:

There are a bunch of problems in the world that need to be advocated for I get it. Personally I'm trying to be a better citizen of planet Earth too. But please, I only come here to be a goofy haha. I read and write here and that's it. Please stop messaging me to support whatever family in Gaza that needs help. My heart and prayers go out to you guys over there, truly. But don't you think that this is an inappropriate place to ask for help? I barely have a 100 followers. What am I gonna do in your quest for aid? Write a smut-fic? I'm so tired of waking up to check my feed everyday only to see the same request under different names every single day. PLEASE, go request for help somewhere else because my feed is NOT the place for this. Thank you and God bless.

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Important announcement:

There are a bunch of problems in the world that need to be advocated for I get it. Personally I'm trying to be a better citizen of planet Earth too. But please, I only come here to be a goofy haha. I read and write here and that's it. Please stop messaging me to support whatever family in Gaza that needs help. My heart and prayers go out to you guys over there, truly. But don't you think that this is an inappropriate place to ask for help? I barely have a 100 followers. What am I gonna do in your quest for aid? Write a smut-fic? I'm so tired of waking up to check my feed everyday only to see the same request under different names every single day. PLEASE, go request for help somewhere else because my feed is NOT the place for this. Thank you and God bless.

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"Jalladin"

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu, talking about Leona: While lounging around on a Saturday, my boyfriend shows me this video on his phone and its a brilliant edit of a couple's lovey dovey photos with that new 'jalladin' segment from the new descendants movie, and he goes "Im all for loving your girl, but the damn fool (the boyfriend) looks like a love sick puppy. Its unerving for the other of us that have to see. The idiot and his girl need to get a room if hes gonna act like that.". 

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: And Im sitting there saying to myself in my mind, on repeat, 'oh gosh, dont you dare mention how he looks 200% more lovesick than him when you go out on dates. The realization of the truth will kill him inside. It will ruin him. Do. not. mention it!'

Idia, badly hiding his signature smirk: I have the same unskippabble cutscenes with my player 2 (Azul). 

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Good unskippable or bad unskippable?

Idia: I would whale to see it if it wasnt free.

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Lol.

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Lunch

The tweels, Idia, Azul, and Chesa all having a nice lunch out on a Saturday:

Idia, spots something out the window: Uh oh. Potential low rank boss fight incoming.

Azul: Idia, what-

Floyd: Looks like the owner of the car we parked infront of is about to leave.

Jade: Should I drive out of the way boss?

Azul: Ye-

Guy who watches the parking lot of something, enters back into the restaurant holding a card: I have a HMA 5789 belonging to Kyoya Ootori, if you are the owner of this vehicle please move your car. I repeat HMA 5789 Kyoya Ootori, please move your car. Thank you.

Azul: ...

Jade: ....

Floyd: .... Oh yeah it's that guy from that gay club ani-

Idia: pft.

Azul: Gimme the keys *snatches the keys and angrily stomps put to move his car*

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu, the one who was tasked with parking the car while they reserved a seat: *smirk*

Idia, snickering: He got the naming Gary from pokemon, "Gay fuckboy" treatment. S rank event. That was a superior alternative ending play.

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu, high fives Idia: Thank you!

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Shades

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Oh, Idia is so sweet for buying you that new checkered tie.

Azul, proudly adjusts his tie: That he is, has your Leona bought you anything recently?

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Oh yeah! Totally, now that you mention it.

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: *pulls out a pair of stylish shades, Leona most likely bought with the helpful advice of Vil for Leona's fiancee, her.*

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: See these? Aren't they stylish? *poses and shoes her shades off.* I like these because when I have it on people don't know where I'm looking.

Azul, nods approvingly: Good for business, and Go.

Leona, pops in to check on his baby: Yuu.

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: yeah?

Leona: Lunch?

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Not yet.

Leona: Stop overworkin yourself and take a bite. If ya don't like the food here I'll order in.

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Thanks for worrying about me babe.

Leona, rolls eyes: Thank me when your ***stomach*** is full

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu, shamelessly staring at his booba: Okay sweetie.

Azul, amused: No one can tell huh?

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Jade: And so,

Floyd: They were,

Honorary Ashengrotto! Yuu: Both bottoms.

Azul, who just opened up to them about him and Idia's first time: SHUT. UP!!!

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In the land of beasts, you are queen. Majestic, powerful, and just. Yet no power on Earth would ease the pain of this. You hold your husband as he takes his final breaths, holding him close unable to accept his inevitable death.

You kiss his scarred eye, mismatched from the other, and rub his ear softly as you whisper soft declarations of love and adoration. Being half blind in both eyes, half deaf in both ears, he looks up at you and tilts his head forward to see you, for even just a glimpse.

His tail weakly thumps on the bed as it fails to even wag anymore. His whole demeanor helpless and depressing. Yet the only thing he feels is joy as you are in his prescence. You would never have imagined that with every second that goes by, the sound of his pants and whines, though pained and strained would get something you wished for. You held him close and softly kissed his lips, rocking him back and forth as you declared your love for him, till his the light left his very eyes.

Such is the weight the queen dragon must bare to rule her kingdom forever more.

[Author's note: literally only 3 people voted, and best believe I will never have a proper upload schedule, but here it is. My oc story about my harem. Hope yall enjoy the angst.]

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Leona and Yuu, watching this child as they take the subway:...

Leona: I want one.

Yuu, the one who convinced him to try peasant transportation: I shouldn't have brought you here.

Leona: I. want. one.

Yuu: No!

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Dietary Asshole

hello followers. Firstly thanks for the follow secondly... why? Im so inconsistent wwith my posts its crazy.

Anyways, Ive come back! and of course Ive come back to rope another fandom into the dark machinations of mind mind.

Now, a little smth about me is that due to health and religious reasons, I went on a partial fast. I fasted rice and meat, which to me as an asian drove me crazy.

My usual dreams of marriage and nightmares of the impending research paper were halted by haubtibg images of fried chicken, burgers, egg fried rice, rib eye steak. And honestly my first thought after going ham on some hame when I finished the bloody fast was one thing.

Leona would be such an asshole about it.

Like think about it, whether it be for religious, cultural, trendy, or health related reasons, if you want to fast on meat Leona is going to make your life a living hell.

If you are friends yes, if you are dating or more? HELL YES.

From the moment you wake up he makes sure to fry up some nice bacon and waffles, bacon and eggs, chicken aand waffles, sausages. And he will eat it infront of you as you eat your delicious but not as delicious as meat tofu and veggie breakfast.

And trust me, as someone who was fortunate to do this fast with a mom who knew how to improvise with food and thus vegetarianize food, things were delicious. But I promise you, seeing Leona's teasing ass smirk and smelling the smell of meat in the morning when ylure still groggy is hell.

Not to take credit from lunch. The moment you sit down, whether in the cafeteria, the patch of grass you and Leona nap and cuddle on, and especially the monstro lounge, the fatigue of the day will lull your mind into thinking it needs a reward. A reward Leona is more than happy to spoon feed you before you slap his hand away and pout or scold him for indulging your desires which are against the fast!

Count on Fried chicken, T bone steak,  burgers, ham, and worst of all. Mama Leona's homemade cultural dishes that either you hella love, or you've been ACHING to try, but Leona isnt letting you. But now he is. Oh that mother- HE'S JUST ASKING TO BE STRANGLED!!!

I feel like Dinner would be easy cuz you would jusy collapse into bed from exhaustion and sleep the hunger/cravings away.

But regardless of all of that. Regardless of all the teasing, tempting, and just assing around he does. The morning after the last day of your fast, he is suprising you in bed with a ticket stub. And ypu better believe that when you take that ticket stub and your ass downstairs youre gonna see an entire meat buffet prepared just for you by your favorite lion. Not that much teasing and no gate keeping, just a kiss to the temple and a "Good job Herbivore. Enjoy." 

And he steps to the side and lets you POUNCE ON THEM MEATS!! 

And as you almost become a wild rabid animal eating away at the meat he leans against the doorframe, arms crossed, looking at you with a loving smirk.

"Thats my herbivore, thats my woman."

[K thats it. hope you guys enjoyed. Image not mine. byeee.]

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I don't understand why there's barely anyone making cold readers, self-inserts, mcs, and y/ns.

Do you guys not understand the impact cold characters are to characters that are not just necessarily hot, but are happy, peppy, living, generous, light of the world, puppy dog energy. Like how out of all the people in the world we choose him because he managed to melt our cold hearts. And I dont mean this in a cringe way no. Please for fucks sake learn gradual inserts and give and take. Take the time to let it sit. Because the payoff for this when you wait is huge:

Small blurb:

She's cold but she always wakes up early to iron his suit

She's cold but she always has breakfast ready by the time he wakes up

She's cold but she always fixes his tie before he leaves for work

She's cold but she always spends the day collecting little trinkets that remind her of him

She's cold but she alwayd drops off his homemade lunch at the front desk before lunch

She's cold but she always waits on the couch for him to get home

She's cold but she's always already arranged the bath for him

She's cold but she let's him snuggle up to her as they both tuck themselves in for the night

She's cold but she loves him

She loves him but she's scared of ever being rejected

She's scared that she loves him but she has no idea that he loves her back just as much.

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Victoria: Yui.

Yui: Just a bit more....

Victoria: Yui.

Yui: I know, Im sorry, Im almost done, this is the last batch for Ayato I promise.

Victoria: Yui, you've been at this for hours, Ayato doesnt need this many takoyaki. Come walk with me outside, through the flower garden.

Yui: That sounds lovely Victoria but I just need to finish this one last batch. Look its almost ready for the oven.

Victoria: Yui, if you dont take a break I'll make you.

Yui: Yes Victoria, just one more seco-

*Lights cut out, they're left in complete darkness*

Yui: On the unlikely chance you-

Victoria: No. But it's a welcome suprise.

Yui: Right...

Victoria, already holding Yui gently by the wrist: So, shall we go?

Yui: But-

Victoria: You have night vision? No, right? Ayato will understand, if not, Reiji will make him.

Yui: Its scary how much you depend on Reiji for Discipline...

Victoria, leading Yui through the dark manor and out into the gardens.: Yui, that's the only thing we can depend on him for.

Reiji, watching from the shadows: ... Hmmph, I'll let it slide.

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Laito: Americans aren't half bad you know? They may be slow now but damn were they hot then.

Laito: Imagine a rag tag couple terrorising each town they come across and oh, oh no, my target was just a little too close to my gun, and now it's covered in blood! The man turns to his woman and goes “Prove you love me, get on your knees and lick my gun clean,”

Laito:Just thinking about it, gets me going~!

Victoria:

Victoria: Master, please. Let me out... *Babging and pushing on the bedroom door.*

Reiji, pissed off that he had to hear from one of the maids that his refugee was picking favorites(Laito of all people!): No, no, you said he was your favorite, you have to endure it until you **deep** clean **his** filthy room.

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Kanato, in one of his many fits of in describable rages: *angry high pitched voice thats scratching his vocal chords* I’m going to burn this place to the ground!

Victoria, zero hours of sleep, bandages undone for about 10 hours, holding a tray filled with unsatisfactory cookies: I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there, better yet, just light me aflame right here, right now.

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To all my current followers

How open would you guys be to fantasy story about a dragon queen who holds up the realm using her magic and her adventures with her 7 species diverse husbands (like vampire, hypogriff, naga) and her harem that she needs due to the family curse of infertility with all the details I didn't put in this original proposal and semi good world building? Oh and also mild smut?

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@mooshieroom

I mean if you insist.

*fangirls*

My friend loves him :) Others: Shane / Sam / Harvey / Sebastian / Alex

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Leona Kingscholar Rambles

Okay can I just say, Leona Kingscholar is such a "spirit animal" material. Like he's so fucking relatable it's hilarious. Like if he was real and we bumped paths we would be besties.

But in some strange way. I feel like because of his history he'll ease into friendship alot and not really realize that him and his bestie are becoming... well crossing the border and limit to how "close" they can be to just being friends.

And it'll take him awhile(like maybe a life changing/damaging/endangering event or his bestie simply has a promiscing suitor), to figure it out. And when he figures it out I imagine he'd be in such dread over it because he loves her so much that he can't keep it down and hide it anymore but he doesn't want to scare her away because he wants something more than what they have now. He doesn't want to be abandoned again. :( poor baby.

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Thinking about your latest reverse harem visit.

The strong and darling soldier who made waves throughout the kingdom due to his wit and bravery in leading the defeat of a thousand enemy men against his humble hundred. The Great Garon from the lands of Zorn.

Thinking of his queen inviting him to the Palace to give him a token of appreciation.

Thinking of Garon and the Queen having tea and quickly evolving from pleasantries to deep and invested conversations stemming from their shared value for duty over pleasure or glory.

Thinking of one of the queen's attendants coming in and interrupting their chat to remind the queen to get ready for and arrange a harem visit to attempt to bypas the curse of her bloodline's infertility. She stands up and dusts herself off, and Garon stand up with her in hopes of seeing her off.

Thinking of Garon's strong, dark, and scarred chest slowly emerging from the sheets as he slowly sits up with a tired groan.

Thinking of a gentle brush against one of his scars that causes him into flinch and look towards the person currently sharing his bed.

Thinking about Garon seeing his queen with a large loving smile on her face as she props her head up with one arm, unknowingly showing of her soft and lightly purple breasts he grew familiar with the night before.

Thinking about Garon responding with a sleepy smile and leaning in for a kiss.

Thinking of Garon gently placing his hands around his Queen's face and his queen giving him a long lingering kiss.

Thinking of Garon and his queen pulling away softly and his queen gently stroking his hair as he stroked hers.

Thinking of Garon letting his queen guide his hand towards her cheek and letting it rest there.

Thinking of Garon looking deep into his queen's eyes and falling in love, and is planning on applying and joining her harem once he gets home.

(Based on an ai roleplay I had)