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Your camera roll as the Gen Z vampire of the WWDITS Staten Island pod.
#wwdits#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows#fx#wwdits fx#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#imagine#wwdits imagine#Nadja imagines#colin robinson#vampires#pov#what we do in the shadows imagines#nadja x laszlo#nadja x reader#nandor x guillermo#nandor x reader#laszlo x sean#found family#ao3#pinterest#self insert#nadja what we do in the shadows
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I miss them
#imagine Colin Robinson is in this picture too#i just want them back#i miss them sm#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#colin robinson
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tbh i wouldn’t be surprised, and would frankly be delighted, if wwdits ended in a Seinfeld-esque fashion where somehow everyone the five crossed, vampire or human, testifies in front of the vampiric counsel about them being assholes. simon the devious testifies while wearing the witch’s skin hat, which is visibly draining his life force. alexander tells the jury about nador’s circumcision flashing. the guide tries to testifiy for the defense but ends up helping the prosecution. evie tells everyone that colin robinson locked her in a cage with only low-fat dog treats for six days. both freddies are there and they’re engaged. benji shows up and dies on the stand.
#it won’t happen but god can you imagine nandor doing standup in vampire prison#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#lazlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#guillermo de la cruz#colin robinson#the guide wwdits
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what i would not give to see titus andromedon, moira rose, and laszlo cravensworth hang out
#i think about this all the time frankly#can you imagine???#dollsome's deep thoughts#this is what i ponder when it's not the existential agonies#and mikey and johnny rose just being absolutely terrified of nadja in the next room#(but you know! trying to be affable and good-natured about it!)
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sometimes it still haunts me that me and my college roommate had been planning to be laszlo and nadja for halloween for months, and then he got a girlfriend and said we couldnt do it anymore because it would be weird for us to dress up as a married couple when he was in a relationship. this is heartbreaking to me still. click "like" if you think its possible for a boy and a girl to be a married couple and also live together without it being romantic😔
#ok objectively it does say something about society or whatever with heteronormative pressures right#but please just imagine how hilarious the moment he broke this to me#he had gotten his ears pierced so i had been sending him etsy links to nadja earrings bc i think laszlo would wear wife earrings#and he was like. julia. i think we need to reconsider this...now that i have a gf we cant be married....#and i was acting like he suggested a divorce. i was like NO WE CAN STILL MAKE IT WORK
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My Sultan (Nandor the Relentless x ofc🥵)
Summary: While the boys are away, Nadja and Nandor’s human lover have a girls night in of swapping juicy secrets. Nadja reveals to her mortal friend that Nandor gets a hard on when being called “sultan”, the ultimate position of power and dominance for a once great and aspiring Ottoman general. Nadja, and the whole house, will soon realize what Nandor is capable of.
Warnings: SMUT 18+ (EXPLICIT!!! Seriously) and cursing
( // means it cuts to, from, or between interviews, documentary/not documentary footage, and perspective)
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It was odd that Nadja had not joined the boys on a hunt. She loved the thrill of a good feeding followed by feral lovemaking with her husband. Regardless of the reason behind her staying put, I was happy to have my friend in the house to keep me company. “Come, little one, let us indulge in a, as you humans say, girls night,” she smiled giddily as she led me to the fancy room. It was strange to hear her say it, but I was all for her enthusiasm.
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“Nandor and I met when he approached me on the street claiming I was some Greek princess or goddess,” I said crossing my legs as I sat across from the camera crew.
“Did you find that strange?” a crewman asks.
I laughed, “Of course I did. I thought he was one of those weird LARPing guys or an Emo kid that never grew out of that phase. His approach was definitely random and odd.”
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“The night I met my mortal lover, Laszlo had pointed her out as a potential meal. An easy on-the-go snack,” Nandor admitted while seated in an ornate chair in the library, “I approached her to hypnotize her, but instead she bewitched me with her feminine wiles….not my proudest moment as a warrior.”
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“I thought him mad when my great warrior friend nearly fell to his knees for some woman. A mortal one at that. Then I found it quite funny,” Laszlo complained.
“I myself was not surprised,” Nadja added, “I’ve had a great many mortal lovers in my time. And to be frank, Nandor does not have a good reputation among lady vampires.”
Both husband and wife laugh, clearly remembering the blunders of Nandor’s string of failed attempts at finding a partner.
“Though mortal, I do admire the young lady,” Laszlo adds once through laughing, “She’s got moxie, as the Americans say. And she makes sure the bloody oaf blows out the candles so he won’t burn the fucking house down.”
“Yes, that is a plus,” Nadja chimes in, “Also, I don’t have many ‘girl’ friends. It’s exciting to have another woman to talk to. At least one who understand trying to be in a relationship with an idiot vampire.”
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Nadja and I had decided to drink. She opted for her stash of wino’s blood while I took advantage of my own bottle of red wine. After each drinking two glasses and feeling a wonderful buzz, we decided to rummage through the boys’ clothes. Laszlo was forever stuck in the Victorian era. “Oh try this one on!” Nadja threw a puffy pirate shirt at me and a scarf with some garish and dark pattern. I giggled and threw the shirt over my clothes before Nadja came to my aid to tie the scarf around my neck.
“Did he steal all this from a homosexual pirate?”
Nadja, with blood alcohol on her breath, laughed as she finished the knot, “A…a homosexual pirate!”
Her laughter made me laugh even more as I gave my best pirate Laszlo impression, “Argh! I’m Laszlo Cravensworth! I’ve come for yer booty!”
Nadja stumbled a bit as she laughed and returned to the closet door way, sipping on her third glass of blood to find her something to scrutinize. She put on ANOTHER of his pirate shirts and a waist coat before we both began acting like pirate Laszlo.
“We should see what Nandor has!” I said as the idea popped into my buzzed brain.
“You are so brilliant, little mortal!” Nadja said as she lightly smacked her head wishing she had thought of it.
We both scurried out to the bedroom of my boyfriend. After another glass for each of us and throwing on Nandor’s strange Persian hats and his fur-lined cloaks, we sat in the fancy room talking about the men whose entire wardrobe we ransacked.
“Ok, ok. What does Laszlo like to be called in bed…or coffin I guess,” I asked very bubbly.
“His highness,” Nadja replied with a regal tone in her voice.
“You’re kidding? His highness?” I giggled as I leaned back against the couch.
“The second I call him that,” she snaps her fingers, “straight at attention.”
We both knew the camera crew was having a hay day with us spilling dirty secrets about our love and sex lives in front of them. I doubt it wasn’t anything the vampires haven’t overshared already. “What about donkey dick, hm?” Nadja asked.
“Besides that he has one?” I smirked and held my hands up to show, exaggeratedly, the size of my man’s dick.
Nadja made a face of disgust before repeating her question, “No, no. Ew. What does Nandor like to be called when making love?”
“I don’t call him anything. Just his name,” I answered truthfully.
Nadja’s face suddenly became very mischievous. Her red lips turned up into a playful smirk making the tips of her fangs appear, “Oh, he hasn’t told you yet?”
I looked at her curiously. She studied my face before gasping and rushing to my side and sitting beside me on the couch. “You must know what I’m about to tell you!” She exclaimed grabbing my shoulders.
I glanced at the camera before looking back to her, “Should I be scared?”
She smirked, “No, but I believe you will thank me once you realize the power this secret has.”
Now I’m interested.
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The men returned from their hunt expecting to hear their women chatting away or waiting for them naked and willing (at least that’s what they kept hoping for). “I say a good hunt, old sport. You’ve not lost your ways of the warrior,” Laszlo complimented as he took off his hat to give to Guillermo.
“Thank you, Laszlo. You did very well in selecting our prey,” Nandor complimented in return.
After removing his coat and patting the pockets of his waist coat, Laszlo looked around, “Now where is my darling succubus of a wife? That feeding has me in the mood to storm the castle, if you catch my drift, Nandy.”
“I too wish to engage in the sexy times with my love,” Nandor admits.
Both men call out to their women with no answer. They both sniff the air and begin to follow the smell of wine and blood. Their noses lead them to the Fancy Room and Laszlo pulls back the curtain to reveal a funny sight. Both women are dressed in a strange assortment of each of their clothings and spooning, Nadja obviously being the big spoon, on the couch using one of Nandor’s cloaks as a blanket.
“I say, old chap, I have no fucking clue what happened here, but I’m slightly aroused by it,” Laszlo admits.
“Why are they wearing our clothes?” Nandor asks.
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“What’s sex like with Nandor?” a producer asks.
I sigh and think a moment, “Sex with Nandor is wonderful. A lot better than with a human man. We’ve yet to have rough sex just, as he and everyone in this house says, make love. But that might change after what Nadja told me last night.”
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“My darling human loves our lovemaking. I’ve yet to not satisfy her,” Nandor brags, “And I am very satisfied with her as well.”
“She said that you’ve not had rough sex yet. Why’s that?” producer asks.
“I don’t think my little human is interested in such things. Plus my vampire strength could kill her if I am not careful,” Nandor admits, “so there is that.”
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I had it planned perfectly. Nadja and I had talked about it at length until we passed out.
I sat in the library with Laszlo and Nadja. Nandor and Guillermo were about to return from going to the store, and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach. I’m not ashamed of my sex life with Nandor. In this house, it wasn’t hard to get familiar with the vampires and their sexual proclivities. Nadja and Laszlo certainly weren’t quiet about any of it.
The front door opened then closed, and I could hear Nandor and Guillermo talking. I glanced over at Nadja who gave me a knowing look and I adjusted the black silk robe I wore. Not uncommon for me to wear around the house since Nandor could be insatiable at times. If I’m being honest, Nadja looked just as excited as I felt. “Good evening, everyone. My darling,” Nandor greeted leaning down and kissing my head.
“Laszlo, I picked up new ascot for you since I accidentally used your other one as a napkin,” Nandor apologized handing Laszlo a little black box.
“I’m going to my crypt to watch Guillermo reorganize my closet,” Nandor gave Nadja a sideways glance before turning to retreat down the hall.
I jumped up to sit on my knees and lean against the back of the couch before calling to him, “Should I join you, my sultan?”
Nandor froze in his tracks. Laszlo choked on his pipe. I smirked playfully at Nandor’s back, “Or will you not be need my services tonight?”
I heard Nadja giggle with delight as Laszlo continued to choke, “S-Sultan?” Nandor slowly turned around and the look on his face was strange, intense. He suddenly rushed toward me, his boots echoing on the wood floor. When he stood before me, he made me look up at him with a finger under my chin, “What did you say?”
“Oh shit,” Laszlo said before Nadja shushed him. I could feel both of them staring at us intensely.
“Will you not be needing my services tonight, my sultan?” I batted my eyelashes innocently with a smirk still on my lips.
Laszlo whispered, “Why the fuck does she keep calling him that?”
Nandor barred his fangs a bit, “Crypt. Now.”
I guess he decided I wasn’t going to be fast enough because he had me thrown over his shoulder. I shrieked and laughed as my warrior carried me off. “Do not disturb us for we will be engaging in sexy times,” Nandor shouted. He slammed the door of his crypt shut and locked it before tossing me on his couch layered with furs. I watched as he threw off his over coat. His red and gold tunic just made him look all the more powerful for some reason.
“Where did you learn to call me that?” he asks stepping towards me.
“A woman has her ways,” I began untying the belt of my robe, “Does it not please you, my sultan?”
Nandor growled and rolled his neck at the name, “You have no idea how much it does.”
I opened my robe to reveal my naked body to him, rubbing my thighs together, “Show me. Take what you want then, great warrior.”
Nandor pounced on me like a beast. He held my neck firmly in one hand and claimed my lips in a bruising kiss, pinning me beneath him. His hips shoved against mine making me gasp and roll mine for friction. He bit my bottom lip and I felt his fang puncture it and cause the taste of blood to fill both our mouths. Nandor groaned and he pulled away, sitting up enough to rip my robe to shreds as he licked my blood from his lips, “Your Sultan wants to taste more than blood tonight, my desert flower.” He leant down and trailed his lips along my jaw, down my neck, towards my chest, letting his fangs graze the swell of my breasts and making me shiver. The heat was rising and twisting in my body from watching him change so quickly and give into something more dominant. It felt like I was going to explode with anticipation.
I grasped the arm of the couch above my head with both hands and prepared as he reached the apex of my thighs, spreading my legs roughly and digging his strong fingers into my thighs. “I will have my fill of you, and you will not push me away,” he ordered.
“Yes, my sultan,” the smirk forming on my lips changed into an ‘o’ as he devoured my cunt. I felt his tongue enter me and his nose press into my swollen clit. “Na-Nandor!” I cried which spurred him to fuck me with his mouth even more. I rolled my hips into his mouth and held the arm of the couch with one hand while the other tangled into his hair. Nandor moved his mouth to suck on my clit and shoved two thick fingers inside me and curled them. I keened and arched my back off the couch, grasping his head with both hands.
“Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Nandor!” These words were like a song and the only ones my mind could form.
I was sped towards the edge so quickly that I crashed over the edge before I knew it, my whole body shaking. Nandor didn’t stop as he replaced his fingers with his tongue and threw my legs over his shoulders. My obscene cries and moans increased as I pushed on his shoulders to slow down but that only resulted in him taking my hands and pinning them to my sides. Tears pricked my eyes as I was at the mercy of his overstimulating, delicious torture. I held on to his hands for dear life as the feeling of his tongue fucking me and his fangs slightly grazing against me became too much, “T-too m-much! Nandor!”
His only response was to growl and reach up and pinch my clit between his fingers. Something snapped inside me and my vision went black around the edges.
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There was suddenly a loud scream full of ecstasy echoing from Nandor’s room. Laszlo didn’t even look up from his book, “Well done, old chap.”
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It felt like the aftershocks of having electricity running through my body. I trembled with a wonderful euphoric feeling as Nandor released me to collapse back onto the couch so he could crawl up my body. When I opened my eyes, I saw Nandor’s handsome face completely soaked. “We are not finished yet, my mortal concubine,” he smirks, lust having blown his pupils.
“Yes,” I gasped, “Yes, sultan.”
“Let your sultan conquer every part of you,” he growled, and before I knew it, he was completely undressed, cold body against mine.
He threw my legs around his waist and pinned my hands to the couch arm before spearing me with his cock. I cried and moaned as he stretched me. Nandor fucked me at a brutal pace that had my eyes rolling to the back of my head and my toes curling.
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Laszlo and Nadja were both huddled by Nandor’s door. After that last orgasm, neither could resist trying to see what was going on. Nadja had her ear pressed to the door while Laszlo was kneeled down trying to look through the peephole. “I’m so proud of our little human. Very much being the seductress I knew she was,” Nadja smiled.
“I’ll be honest, I never thought Nandor could fuck like that,” Laszlo admitted, “Why hasn’t he fucked us like that in our orgies?”
“My darling, there’s ‘orgy’ sex and then there’s ‘making love to your love’ sex,” Nadja explained.
Both husband and wife were jolted away from the door when two bodies slammed against the other side of it.
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Nandor had thrown my legs over his shoulders and was fucking me into the door. His mouth was only an inch from mine, breathing each others air while ravishing one another like we will die tomorrow. The door creaked every time he thrust into me and all I could do was hold on to his neck as he took what he wanted. “The whole house will know who rules over this body,” Nandor grunted, “Tell me who does.”
“Y-you do! Y-ou! Fuck you feel so good in-inside me!” I panted like a bitch in heat.
“Your sweet cunt keeps pulling me back in,” Nandor growled before he moved my legs to wrap around his waist and sunk his fangs into my neck.
I moaned and gripped his black hair tightly as an overwhelming feeling of euphoria spread throughout my body. This was the first time he had ever fed on me while fucking, and I now know why Nadja went on and on about it last night. It felt like the pleasure was in my veins and effecting every single sense. It felt so intimate and raw. I couldn’t describe it with the right words if I wanted to.
Before I could blink, we had moved off the door and back on the couch. I was bent over the arm with Nandor’s chest pressed to my back and his hips thrusting deep and hard as he licked away the blood around the puncture wounds. He jerked my head back by my hair so his mouth was near to my ear, “You’re blood drives me mad, my dearest. Just as my cock does you.” His other hand snaked around to grip tightly on one of my breasts, tweaking my nipple and slapping the sensitive flesh. I could only moan as my answer. It truly felt like I was being conquered by a warrior, and I loved being at his mercy.
Every time I tried to speak, it came out as gibberish mixed with moans and whines. My mind was fuzzy and only focused on the feeling of his cock pushing me closer and closer to another orgasm. Nandor pushed my shoulders down to the couch with the hand in my hair allowing him to thrust directly into my g-spot. My eyes rolled to the back of my head, and I screamed his praises as I felt a gushing explosion around his cock. He shoved himself as deep as he could inside me and released his seed with a mighty roar as my vision blacked out.
Nandor fell on top of me, his forehead resting against my temple. All was silent except for his feral panting and my quiet whimpers. I felt his fingers untangle from my hair and his hands wonder along my convulsing body in an attempt to bring me back to reality. “Sssh, my darling,” he whispered in my ear as he left gentle kisses along my face and neck. I suddenly felt the weight of his body begin to leave mine and his cock being removed from inside me. I whined desperately and grabbed his neck to keep him from disappearing. I could still feel him throbbing inside me and my body wasn’t ready to feel empty just yet. “Did I hurt you?” he asked, worry laced in his words. I shook my head.
“I’m sorry, my love. I was too rough with you. And I did not ask permissions to feed on you,” he chided himself. My man had returned from being a conquering sultan.
“N-no. No, Nandor. J-just need a m-moment. P-please d-don’t leave,” I managed to stutter.
Nandor seemed to understand, and he began to delicately change our position. I felt him move us to be laying on our sides with my back to his chest, never once disconnecting us. He wrapped his arms around me and comforted me until my body stopped shaking. “I must leave your insides before you arouse me for another round of sexy times,” he whispered. I nodded my head, whimpering as I felt him gently slip out of me and a rush of our releases spilled out with an obscene sound.
“Was it as satisfactory for you as it was me?” he asked.
“More than satisfactory, my love,” I smiled as I took his hand to kiss the back of it.
“Mm good because I will be ready to go again in a few minutes,” he admitted.
“Really?” I asked shocked, “Nandor, I need to recoup for a minute.”
Suddenly, I felt him harden against my back as he gripped me tighter, “I still have more conquering to do.”
#smut#Nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#kayvan novak#wwdits nandor#Nandor the relentless smut#Nandor smut#Nadja#laszlo cravensworth#what we do in the shadows smut#fanfic#fanfiction#Nandor the relentless imagine#Kayvan Novak smut
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Nadja, gesturing loosely: Im gonna need you to fix whatever this situation is babes
Guillermo: My face?!
Nadja: No, that *points to Nandor*
#I can hear it in their voices#I imagine Nandor as a sopping wet cat#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits fx#guillermo x nandor#vampire slayer#nandor what we do in the shadows#nandor x guillermo#nadja#nadja of antipaxos#nadja wwdits#wwdits text post
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Okay, okay, okay. Series ending prediction. NOT what I want - prediction.
Nandor and the Guide do get together in like episode 9, and highjinks ensue related to that. Maybe end of episode 9, maybe mid-way through episode 10 the Guide breaks it off because it was not working. Nandor is 'heartbroken' in that way he is at least once a series.
Meanwhile, Guillermo has been thinking about moving out of the house for some reason, probably something to do with work. Maybe they're relocating or some shit idk. Maybe he wants to have friends over from work.
Anyway, series conclusion for these two. Guillermo decides not to move out or even if he does he decides to stay in touch with Nandor. This probably coincides with the office he works at exploding or some shit - you know Jordan isn't getting out of this series alive c'mon. He helps comfort Nandor over the thing with the Guide. The two walk into the sunset together, their relationship ambiguous, except the sunset is metaphorical because it's nighttime.
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#posts what I done#alternatives include: Guillermo nearly being sent to jail for all the shady shit Jordan will make him do#Guillermo deciding to leave the vampires behind and start a new life in an ending I would HATE#also Laszlo and Nadja will have some shit going on#seeing as Nadja hasn't really had a good storyline since series 3 I can't imagine much will happen there#(justice for my queen)#Laszlo might have something about Sean idk I don't feel like I have enough to speculate on#also Colin is there
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It's bad to imagine the relationship between Viserys and The Iron Lady as this og couple?!??? (In the alternative universe of course) 👀👀👀
Much more accurate the scene were Nadja was super angry with Lazlo and ran him with a sword in her hands hshshs (Daemon's sword to be precise)
#asioaf#house targaryen#house of the dragon fanfic#theironlady#relationship goals#nadja wwdits#what we do in the shadows#lazlo wwdits#daemon targaryen#viserys targaryen#a funny thought that occured when i was watching wwdits#imagine if#viserys targaryen x reader
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ok calling it now
in the middle of another nandermo being very homoerotic scene™️ next season there's going to be a moment there's going to be silence
like it's going to be DEAD QUIET
then we hear colin robinson yell "JUST FUCK ALREADY" at them off screen
and maybe the others chime in idk
I'm also calling it now
nadja and laszlo have some sort of bet on who will crack and confess first (maybe colin and/or the guide are also in on it?)
just imagine guillermo and nandor tell the others that they're finally together and one of them asks them about how it happened
and after they tell them who confessed first nadja yells "CALLED IT" and the others roll their eyes and they all hand her 10 dollars
#just imagine the look on nandor and guillermo's faces to either of these scenarios#I can just see the I'm going to kill all of you look on memo's face if they do indeed have a who confesses first bet pool#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#colin robinson#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#the guide#throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again#if they don't have colin or at least SOMEONE yell just fuck already at some point I will be dissapointed
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So, how are we feeling about the theory that Nandor has been floating around the idea of turning Guillermo (or maybe even had a set date??) this season & thats part of why Laszlo & Nadja have reacted so strongly to Guillermo's (half) turning?
I didn't give Laszlo's whole "I'll convince Nandor to bite you" beyond it being a desperate (and delusional) plan from a panicked Laszlo trying to spare Nandor a terrible pain
BUT
In 5x06 Nadja claims Guillermo could have "been turned by a legend"
And she sounds really upset about that as well. Not just Guillermo's betrayal/how hurt Nandor will be, but that Guillermo wasted his turning. Which wouldn't make sense, unless she knew Nandor had started floating the idea seriously?
It would also mean Laszlo's plan to make Guillermo human again so Nandor can bite him a solid one. I 100% doubt Laszlo could convince Nandor to bite Guillermo if 5 years of Guillermo begging (and at points crying) for Nandor to turn him didn't sway him.
However, if Nandor had been considering it off-screen, AND both Laszlo & Nadja were aware of this, then these reactions/plans make more sense.
I can only imagine we'd be given thee most painful reveal, like, Nandor happily telling Guillermo he'll be making him a vampire now & Guillermo just immediately blurting out "I asked Derek to bite me" </3
#never you mind#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#this still fits in with the 5x01 restaurant scene because the vampires repeatedly joke at each other's expense#imagine if Nandor made an EVENT of it?#like going full party-planning mode & guillermo doesnt know WHAT theyre celebrating#but laszlo & nadja look uneasy all episode#and in the finale 3-5min nandor happily explains that they will be celebrating guillermo's turning#and THEN#guillermo just spills everything#OOF#wolf's posts#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#nandor the relentless
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what we do in the shadows christmas special:
guillermo, in an ugly christmas sweater, would keep accidentally saying “christmas” at which the entire group would hiss in unison
colin would be trying to play office-style holiday games and everyone would be telling him to shut the fuck up. no one else brought a white elephant gift
lazlo and nadja would show up in matching sexy Santa costumes and perform their 600-year-old rendition of “Slay Ride”
the baron and the master would participate in karaoke before getting blood-drunk and falling asleep on top of each other on the loveseat by 10:30 pm
the doll would sit on the couch and eat 65 candy canes
nandor would come out of his room wearing the skimpiest outfit possible, having confused christmas with a sexual holiday he used to celebrate in Al Qolnidar. he would get embarrassed and try to go change but the group’s whooping and hollering would flatter him into staying
guillermo, upon seeing Nandor’s little outfit, would trip and spill the bloodnog all over the floor like this
#nandor would get over himself and be bobbing and smiling by the end of the night#imagine him with a little bloodnog mustache :)#nadja and lazlo scoot over i love y’all#holly jolly vampire season#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits guillermo#lazlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#colin robinson#christmas special
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Nadja discovers an old trunk full of unfortunately unlabeled spells. She decides to test one out to see what it does and it winds up summoning reader from an alternate universe where wwdits is a tv show.
Hilarity ensues.
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#crack prompt#reader insert#fic prompt#prompt blog#prompt#fanfiction#fanfic#idea#imagine#fandom#fic#nadja of antipaxos#wwdits prompt
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Probably says a lot about me that I'm sat on my bed on a Saturday afternoon like "I think there should be more iwtv/wwdits crossover fics"
#what it says is that i am extremely unserious#and also that i find lestat in particular fundamentally very funny#can you even imagine the shenanigans he'd get up to with nadja#vampire stuff
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I think Dee of Philadelphia and Nadja of Antipaxos should kiss.
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dee reynolds#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nadja of antipaxos#niche post#crossover#can you imagine the horrible antics#it'd be so fun#dee would be insufferable as a vampire
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You know... I think Nadja of Antipaxos & Aradia Megido hit a similar gender feel for me. Unhinged, goth, & both cryptids. I think it hits the non-human goth vibe hard for me that I just love.
#they also have a similar aesthetic??#idk if I'm just imagining it#their fanarts have very similar vibes especially#im the targeted audience for whatever vibe these 2 characters are hitting#just something about their aesthetic really does it for me gender feels-wise#Rose homestuck also hits the gender for me mostly & maybe the goth aspect gets spread around a bit with these 2 idk#mine#op#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#homestuck#aradia megido#aradia homestuck#nadja of antipaxos#nadja#nadja wwdits#aradia
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