#( suckndfuck. )

[therelentless]

he's not even gonna pretend not to judge him.

[sheantipaxos]

dress up: your muse helps my muse get ready by doing their hair/makeup since they cannot see themselves in the mirror.

✎ vampire inspired action prompts. feel free to reverse if necessary. / accepting.

" almost finished. " she's running a comb through @suckndfuck 's hair. carefully peeling away the bits that she just freshly dyed red. one's that now matched her own. obviously any mirror is useless to them so he'll just have to trust her, " it looks good, my love! next week though I'm thinking WE GO GREEN. "

[vyrulent]

continued || @suckndfuck

"It's not that... not really."

Lucy Westenra did hold some morals when it came to hunting. She never wanted to kill anyone. She'd tried her best to pull away before she brought death to anyone. For so long, the vampiress had battled with her place in God's eyes and how the Professor had proclaimed that she was to be damned to Hell, to be the Devil's concubine. To kill someone would most certainly send her to the flames of Hell if he was to be believed.

"I'm not the most successful hunter. I never had a proper teacher."

[therelentless]

"Hey! don't do that! that hurt," he said this at the same time he brought the hand the other had slapped to his chest. "Don't see you having much of a skill either. You already fucked it up like fifty times." Nandor could have remained there and watch him fail again, but when Laszlo decided to critique his skills, he had made also made the decision to make this personal. -- This second time without much of a warning he fought a second time to take dominion over the money eating claw machine. "It's my turn now." He put his hands over Laszlo's as he attempted to push him aside by using his body.

"Stop that--! Unhand it at once!" As Nandor moved to take over, Laszlo slapped his hand to try and keep him from touching the machine. "You're going to fuck it up! It's a delicate process! You haven't got the skill of precision this requires."

[sheantipaxos]

" true - " she's in full agreement. Cravensworth's monster had chased after herself as well as others around the house in his horny frustrations. she's also caught him in one too many explicit positions with the stuffed animals around the house, " I caught him just the other day completely giving it to my stuffed goat. you know he's also almost completely lost his member before. after he threw it after the guide when she left the house. "

she's standing in the dark near the local Starbucks as the barista closes her shift --- locking the doors behind her , " I'm sure you're right, my @suckndfuck . she seems like she'll bore your monster to death, or talk his ear off, but let's follow her and kill her anyways. the monster's bride needs other body parts and all hers are intact. "

continued.

[sheantipaxos]

"My darling, I don't understand a word of that." She's been practicing her new, modern human dialect with him, and Laszlo has found it impossible to follow. "You lost me quite a while ago, I'm afraid. I must offer my apologies; my mind began to wander, and the sweet, melodious sound of your voice led me to thinking of boobies."

RANDOM ASKS. /. always accepting.

a smile that was previously pressed to her mouth and exposed fangs slips into a frown as she hears his words --- truly believing for a moment there that he was CATCHING ON TO HER HUMAN SLANG. she raises a hand in the air in disbelief , " a raised hyena wearing clown clothes forced to live in a circus understands the human dialect more than you do @suckndfuck ! I mean , don't you want to understand what I'm saying just a little bit ?? " didn't he have any drive to blend in like she did ? though , as she sighed , she knew the answer.

[sheantipaxos]

🌃

Send 🌃 for our muses to go on a late night walk together /. accepting.

" my darling it is an absolutely beautiful night! " she's walking arm in arm with @suckndfuck with one gloved hand resting upon his arm. they havent left their own neighborhood, but she finds the simple walks to be the most enjoyable. especially in good company., " I'm feeling a bit peckish. how about that young couple on the bench over there? " she points at two people arguing on a bench over their relationship. sounding close like they were about to break up. Nadja smiles, " they look absolutely yummy yummy. "

[sheantipaxos]

‘do you have any proof of this wild accusation?’

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS / 2.01 / accepting.

she's openly glaring at him as she hovers over the piano. having selected a song to sing with @suckndfuck orchestrating the piano for the music. However clearly things went south fast as they both hit creative differences which turned into an argument . she decided to repeat herself, " your tempo is too slow! I cannot sing SHE FLIES LIKE A BAT - SHE HANGS OUT WITH THE RATS when you are constantly going too slowly on beat! " her proof was in the pudding.

[sheantipaxos]

🫦

Send me 🫦 to have a New year's kiss at midnight / accepting.

the cheering is loud in times square but @suckndfuck and Nadja managed to get away from the rest of the group. most of the housemates didn't understand personal space especially on holidays so as the ball began to drop she clutched her husband's arm and shouted the countdown with everyone. Then she was in his arms and pressing a kiss against his lips at midnight. spending yet another moment in time with her undead sweetheart, " another year... " she's clasped a gloved hand against his cheek , " with a total king of a man and the finest vampire I know. I couldn't be happier. "

[therelentless]

The way he said that, it got him feeling somewhat offended. "No, I did not tell you, and I'm sure I didn't forget either. I would have not forgotten of such important, life changing, and traumatic event in my life." Well, he, in fact, had forgotten a few details, but he wouldn't say this now.

"Are you quite sure? No, I do believe you told me the story of your turning some time ago. Perhaps you've just recently forgotten."

[therelentless]

What kind of cannibalism are you?

autocannibalism

the practice of eating parts of one's own body. you consider yourself an introvert. private and reserved. you don't like asking for help, even when you need it. secretly your biggest fear is being abandoned, which is why you abandon others first. in the end, you will be your own destroyer. you stay in a dark room, curled up like a worm, eating yourself.

tagged by;; @percentstardust thank you! tagging;; @suckndfuck + @sheantipaxos + @khrused + @fcllederage + @b4didea + @bloomingflames you u.u

[therelentless]

HEADCANON DOSSIER.

basics --

LEGAL NAME: nader xsayarsa of al quolanudar {i decided to give him that second name because why not... and to be extra} NICKNAMES: nandor, nandy, nan, andy, jandy, nan-man DATE OF BIRTH: july, 24th, 1262 GENDER: male PLACE OF BIRTH: al quolanudar {modern day iran} CURRENTLY RESIDING: staten island SPOKEN LANGUAGES: farsi, kurdish, turkish, english, spanish, mandarin, german. EDUCATION: he never went to a school per say, but he did have the best teachers that someone of his status would have at the time. HAIR COLOR: black EYE COLOR: dark brown HEIGHT: 6'4

family --

SIBLINGS: 7 sisters. 2 brothers. PARENTS: yazdan (his dad) and shokoufeh (his mom. who he was the closest to u.u) CHILDREN: around 107. some of them didn't make it to adulthood, others didn't make it past being one year old, and then there were those that were assassinated (it's quite a depressing story that one)

relationships --

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual RELATIONSHIP STATUS: it's complicated. depending of the season. his thoughts and emtions already have an owners, his body? that's free to roam the streets (you figure that one out, but mostly single tbh).

tagged by: @suckndfuck + @sheantipaxostagging: @externalconceit + @percentstardust + @murkyhazed + @anithikos + @andynked + @2kyears + you!

[sheantipaxos]

HEADCANON DOSSIER.

basics --

LEGAL NAME: nadja ( she has no surname , no middle or last name but she does take her husband's last name when the situation calls for it.)

NICKNAMES: good lady wife, darling, love

DATE OF BIRTH: its not stated but roughly 1400's.

GENDER: female

PLACE OF BIRTH: greece, antipaxos

CURRENTLY RESIDING: staten island, new york city

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, greek.

EDUCATION: she grew up without an education as she was quite poor, but she was self taught through her relationships with others after becoming a vampire.

HAIR COLOR: dark brown with several times putting different strips of colors in such as purple, blue, red, etc.

EYE COLOR: blue

HEIGHT: 5'9'

family NOTE HERE** all of her human relatives have more than likely passed away, or are continuing on into their human lives making nadja a great something, but she would have a rather large family as she had a lot of siblings.

SIBLINGS: she had 16 siblings with her being the 17th.

PARENTS: she once had a necklace that held the screams of her mother. it now belongs to charmaine, her neighbor.

CHILDREN: none

relationships --

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: married but in an open relationship with laszlo

tagged by: @suckndfuck <33

tagging: @therelentless , @murkyhazed (colin or the guide<3) , @klngbottom

[sheantipaxos]

she doesn't hear him as she smashed over another statue of a Greek warrior holding a shield and spear. fuming as she goes along. she does hear his encouragement however and notices the security guard lopsided against the wall. Unconscious.

" no sucking - no fucking! " she's irritated and it's displayed across her features. she's wearing her emotions as she walks past the unconscious human , all the other humans visiting that night look flabbergasted and a couple had pulled out their cameras to film her, " Guillermo will pay dearly for lying to my face. " she spits. before heading towards the corridors that led to the entrance of the museum.

truthfully - Nadja could've assumed the word sex museum from Guillermo. not quite hearing him properly, or just wanting to hear what she wanted to hear. it was up for debate , but as she glanced at each painting - studying the lack of explicit details she pulled herself more and more into denial.

" no, my love! they must keep the displays in the back. let's ask that human there where they might be storing the erotic statues and paintings. "

she let go of Laszlo's arm to approach one of the employees - a nightly security guard, " excuse me , human man , my husband and I are wondering where we can find a good well endowed and fornicating statue of two lovers entertwined? "

The security guard seemed confused by her question before leading them down the hallway to a room that featured two statues holding hands. Nowhere near the description of what Nadja requested.

" Laszlo - I think we've been had! " she firmly admitted between an angry spat as she roughly added, " where is the erotic display that Guillermo promised us?! " she's approaching the statue - aggressively pushing the statue to the floor. scattering the broken pieces across the ground.

[vyrulent]

HEADCANON DOSSIER.

basics --

LEGAL NAME: Russell Edginton, Vampire King of Mississippi ( modern ); born Korun

NICKNAMES: N/A

DATE OF BIRTH: 850 BC

GENDER: cis male

PLACE OF BIRTH: Carpathian Mountains

CURRENTLY RESIDING: Mississippi

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: so many that I can't name them all

EDUCATION: never formally educated, but he is 3,000 years old. he has book & street smarts

HAIR COLOR: dark auburn

EYE COLOR: green

HEIGHT: 5'8"

family --

SIBLINGS: many siblings, all long dead now

PARENTS: Rowan & Maeve ( both deceased )

CHILDREN: no natural born children, but he has a number of vampiric progenies ( some long dead, some still alive )

relationships --

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: gay

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: widowed

tagged by: @suckndfuck

[vyrulent]

☯ & ☘!

meme || @suckndfuck

☯ Do you believe you’re a forgiving person?

yeah. i'll be mad but i'll get over it. i'm pretty chill like that I think.

☘ Is there anything that makes you instantly want to follow someone?

i'll be honest. it's the character! i'll be sooooo excited to see someone write a lesser known character and i'm like YEP! GOTTA FOLLOW THEM before I even see the actual writing. I get really excited over the fact like "hey! this mun knows this piece of fiction and loves it so much they gave a character some love! I'm going to fawn over them in silence"