#never you mind

[v88sy]

My dream is to one day be able to watch the breakup scene and laugh "remember when we were all being whiny little bitches"

[wolfnight2012]

Yes, Nandor fell to his knees when the Baron dumped "Guillermo's" body in the foyer. (In Front Of his entire family [sans Colin Robinson] and the Baron!) As if he could no longer bring himself to care about who saw him break down/how weak he might be perceived

Yes, cradled (what he thought was) Guillermo's dead body

Yes, his little half-sobbed "Oh, no" was very telling & heartbreaking

But let's talk about his positively distraught cries when he thought Laszlo was gonna desecrate Guillermo's corpse???

Because that's Guillermo to him. As in, that's still Guillermo to Nandor, even as a corpse.

And that's not something we see often with vampires in the wwdits world

Vampires here seem to simply accept death & move on. Once someone/something is considered dead, it is time to move on

Our main characters do it with the Baron. He gets fried to a crisp, they bury him, say a few half-hearted words, and move on (he's Nadja's sire! He had a trist with both her and Laszlo. He's like, their unofficial superior/boss, in that he can order them to take over North America & just like, move into their home?)

They do it with Colin Robinson, twice! Both when he fakes his death in 2x05 (simply bury him & say a few words) and to a lesser(ish) extent when he "dies" on his 100th birthday (few words, few sentimental touches & thats it, we move on)

Nadja does it with her reincarnated lover, able to drop him/forget about him the moment he dies

iirc, the only instances that don't follow this pattern is when the dead person isn't considered truly dead (yet)

Nandor wastes no real time grieving Gail, because she's not dead dead (yet) he can fix her! She's temporarily not alive at worst.

Topher, similarly, can be revived (or so they think) so he's not dead dead either, because he can be fixed. Once its clear he can't be truly fixed, they can easily discard & forget about him.

Young Colin Robinson isn't dead dead either. His adult self is alive & well (and back) Laszlo is simply grieving the fatherhood/son that only exists in his memories.

Guillermo is dead dead. Either because vampirism only takes immediately after death or because the Baron would simply kill him again, turning him into a vampire isn't an option. (And I like to think they learned their lesson with the necromancer/zombie!Topher)

Guillermo is dead dead & everyone reacts accordingly: the Baron chills out immediately, even feeling a little bad (not for Guillermo's death, he was only a familiar after all) for causing a fellow vampire/one of the vampires he's arguably closer to pain

Nadja (who was fighting & scheming & panicked to save him) declares he should be buried before he starts to stink. She might care about Guillermo & consider him family (even if she'd never say those actual words) but the body on the floor isn't Guillermo anymore, it's just a corpse that needs disposing.

Meanwhile, Nandor has accepted Guillermo's death; he's not planning on how to revive him/bring him back.

Guillermo is dead dead.

But Nandor is still protective of what he should only consider to be a corpse now. That's still Guillermo to him.

He cradles him up off the floor. He gently brushes his hair back. He's distraught at the thought of Laszlo cutting him up, even in death.

Anyways, there's zero chance of Nandor trying to kill Guillermo in earnest. That man could not handle the emotional toll

[emilieautumnarchives]

Never You Mind

An unreleased song from the Enchant Era, only ever performed live. Archived from EAOnline.

Walk away, walk away Don't have to pay me now Please don't ask me How can I tell you why You'll never understand When you're holding my hand I feel her touch It won't wash away no matter How much I want to Do you remember how close we came Just like a girl in December That waits for the snow but

Never you mind my dear No love is living here You have no more from me to fear I'm gone you're free You've another place to be

Put back your money and leave the key on the floor I am happy can't you tell I break fans every day I thought you knew me well You will never survive I'll see to that I'm not asking for repentance I only wonder If you remember the dress I wore Yes you do Can't you remember the promise you made but

Never you mind my dear No love is living here You have no more from me to fear I'm gone you're free You've another place to be

I lost an earring I'd check in your carriage You know your own way out And I will not miss you I hope you don't mind When you're holding her hand You'll feel my touch It won't kiss away No matter how much you try You may not remember the softness of my skin But I recollect you were never a man To outlast immediate pleasures with dreams While I hold to the memory as long as I can but

Never you mind my dear No love is living here You have no more from me to fear I'm gone you're free You've another place to be You've another face to see

Won't you leave me alone I have no time And you don't belong here anyway Go to her still Do you remember how close we came Just like a girl in December that waits for the snow

[helloiamacashier]

I'm genuinely impressed at how much Google's AI excels at being useless.

[ingrassare]

Pay no mind to me, I’m just on here jokin’ while yall are here strokin’

[prlssprfctn]

I actually need some fanfic, where Bruce and Jason are in the middle of some argument, and a casual (and a well-practiced with Dick before) sentence leaves his mouth, something along the lines "How old do you think you are?!", meaning that he is acting childishly. And because Jason is irritated, and his tongue runs loose in his anger, he screams back that he is nineteen, and Bruce just freezes, because... Oh. Jason is nineteen. He is a fucking kid - his kid - that lost years of his teenhood, and was forced back without anyone giving him a space to catch up, with everyone else already treating him like an adult... When he isn't.

[beebfreeb]

[a-a-lost-munchkin]

I Can’t Help But Wonder

Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.

Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”

And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”

And then they fucking embrace.

[canonkiller]

god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

[technically-human]

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm

[insomniphic]

I like to think that it was really hard for Telemachus to consider Odysseus as his father despite all of the years he's been titling him as one. It's easier to trust that someone gone will come back, than to actually believe and envelope the fact that they're here.

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[vee-nyx]

y’all ever think about how bucky got drafted and acted like he enlisted so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was tortured for weeks at azzano and acted like he wasn’t so steve would think he was okay. or how bucky was cryofrozen traumatically for decades and voluntarily chose to go back under so that steve would think he was okay. or how bucky blinked back into existence days before steve left his life forever and bucky acted happy for him so steve would think he’d be okay.

[cloud-ya]

finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it

[wolfnight2012]

The way the entire latter half of 5x06 leaves zero room for doubt about how much these asshole vampires truly care for each other.

Nadja and Nandor are both ready to risk their lives for their family members.

Nadja in particular was intensely protective of Guillermo, the entire last half of their plot is about how much Nadja (and Nandor) CARES

From the moment the doctor says he'll have to perform more tests, Nadja starts to worry. She seeks Guillermo out to sneak out of the hospital before his "secret" is revealed. This has no bearing on her, its solely to protect Guillermo from a hypothetical/possible threat.

She outright claims him, (TWICE) "he's our familiar" and the "he's mine"

She searches desperately for him, she sounds SCARED while calling for him, and it's 100% fear for him, Nadja is not on the hook (yet), the doctor doesn't blame her for Guillermo's freakish half-transformation

Fighting off several workers, putting herself between Guillermo & danger--putting herself IN danger (she does not let up/fly herself out of harm's way when the doctor turns on her, she calls for Guillermo's help but never Once does she rescind her claim on him) and claiming Guillermo in every way she can.

I really do think her "he's mine" is a personal claim. Guillermo is Nandor's bodyguard, her family's shared familiar, and he's her's.

She does say Nandor deserves to kill him, but that excuse immediately falls flat when the doctor starts trying to kill her, and yet she keeps herself between him & Guillermo.

Wwdits really said these guys will do anything for each other. Nandor would undergo a painful (and dangerous) energy transfer to save Colin Robinson. Nadja would fight off several vampires in order to protect Guillermo.

Laszlo would keep Guillermo's secret (even from his lovely lady wife) & ask her to implicate herself with him, all for Guillermo & Nandor's sake

They love each other your honor 🥺

[clownmitts]

your momokra is THE momokarun. like when i picture momo and okra i think of your art IMMEDIATELY . thank you for feeding us 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I have read and reread and rereread this message ever since it hit my inbox, it makes me tear up every time, seriously thank you so so much!!🥹🫶💖💖💖💖💖