#NW&FW

[akatsukirites]

[image description is available for screenreaders] Part of the Graveyard Dogs series

tl;dr: Itachi forces Kisame to accept a few things.

Excerpt:

“Do you call him by my name too?” As he walks up to him, it occurs to Kisame that perhaps Itachi wanted him to slam his body into the wall. “I can save you a thousand yen.”

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[imaginethezeldaverse]

I feel like you should type up something facesitting related about Ganon to make that ask reality (as much reality as you can get with fictional characters at least)

I…………………………………………………..oh my god okay yes

(this ask is in reference to this post)

“Sit” his voice commands from under you. The ferocity and domination in his amber eyes hold you in place, however. There’s apprehension pooling in your spine; youv’e worked your courage up to this point: kneeling just above his face but being unable to lower yourself any further your current frozen state. You had expressed a concern about bearing all of your weight on his face. A statement that simply lead to his laughter and in the exact position you were presently at.

Ganondorf’s tone drops a touch, thick fingers sinking into the meat of your thigh with a hint of power, “If I have to make you, rest assured you will lose the ability to walk for the remainder of the day. Sit.”

The whimper in your throat dies as you shift slightly, “A-Are…Are you sure?”

His snickering almost sounds threatening, a mix between devious amusement and an icy taunt. His hands glide up to sit at your hips now, pulling you down just enough so your thighs have no choice but to separate. He hums, the dark purr whirring in his throat as his breath rolls over your inner thighs - ghosting over what he’s finally exposed of you. The grip on your hips tightens,

“You could not hurt me even if you tried.”

Without another word, your body was yanked downward, your knees buckling completely as his mouth slotted over your heat. Doubled over from the rush of pleasure sending shockwaves through you, your hands finding purchase wherever they can roam - which for you seems to be aimless: the sheets, the long crimson locks of his hair, even mindlessly digging your nails into his forehead at one point. Ganondorf pinned you strategically to his face, his long, lithe tongue curling and writhing inside you, drinking from you as though he was a man desperately parched. Each salacious slurp and coiled lick around where you were most sensitive had your vision dotted in fading technicolor, your fingers unfurling and remaking the same fists over and over. Your voice had gone from breathy moans to full of on out-of-breath squealing when he maneuvered your hips to drag back and forth.

“G-Ganondor-ahh!” you whined, electricity zipping through your body at a record pace. His only response was a curt chuckle before lapping at you quicker this time. You were losing control, your body winding and unwinding, before crashing into a full spasm against his lips. With all the strength you could muster, your fingers locked into his fiery tresses, tugging at his scalp. Both of your breaths hitched in unison, though below you, Ganondorf instantly recovered, devouring you still through the tidal waves of your peak. Stuck in your throat was your voice, your hips able to do little other than rock over his still active mouth. Slowly his tongue ceased its ministrations, and you found the breath you’d be holding for the past several minutes. You shivered with ecstasy, chest heaving and lip trembling from the sheer strength of your orgasm. Your hand flattened out, untangling from his locks and bracing to lift yourself off of his face.

Oh but how foolish you were.

The same impassioned amber eyes kept focus on you, like a predator to its prey. His ears remained sharp at their catch of your confused sounds, especially when you can’t move away from him because he’s locked you in place.

It’s then you realize that Ganondorf was keeping true to his words. His previous brutish timbre rolls around in your skull, the reality sinking in when you realize his fingers haven’t moved an inch since he seated you onto his face.

You could only hope he’d be so kind as to carry you later.

[thebardisabird]

H, N, S and V for Karamatsu? 👀💙💦

Okay, going to try to get through some more of these as I have been slacking (like I said, June has been a very busy month for me and now I'm sick on top of it lol). NSFW Alphabet can be referenced here:

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

So with Karmatsu I feel like it could go one of two ways: he will either be very neatly trimmed (with just a touch of slight growth) or he'll just let the hair grow out to give himself that 70's rugged look. Carpet does match the drapes though, handsome brunette that he is. I would wager he'd be more on the kept side though, he would want to highlight the star of the show of course 😏

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Would not want to inflict serious pain on you, and nothing too degrading either. While he doesn't mind being rough around the edges, he loves you too much to want to hurt you to a point of tears or say some truly awful things in the name of sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Personally, I think he'd only be good for one or two rounds. HOWEVER - expect those rounds to be very intense. Karamatsu has always pegged me as a passionate lover (I mean...c'mon now~) so when you two get intimate, he's potentially putting you to sleep after.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not necessarily loud in volume, but more in tone. What I mean by that is people next door probably won't hear him, but he's definitely grunting and groaning nice and loud in your ears. He's not afraid to let you know exactly how you're making him feel.

[bbunnieee]

Norton Williams Hc’s (Bully)

(heyyy..sorry i disappeared for a while.. i’ve just been busy and overwhelmed with things going on and so i apologize if these hcs aren’t good or messy- not proofread.!)

-“Big dog comin through.!”- NW

Regular

-He would totally date outside of greasers

-if he likesss you, and you do something on accident he’d probably turn around to insult you but when he sees it’s you he gos like “oh nah its fine, you good— you doin somethin later?”

-talks soo much shit and when someone asks him if he said something about them he just admits it, no issue at all

-but adding on, that doesn’t mean that he’s just plain MEAN, he’s only “mean” to people he has a valid reason not to like.

-there’s days of you hanging out with him and he’s rambling about the outsiders (it’s the only movie he’s ever cried to)

-and there’s definitely times where he gives advice that are quotes from the movie and he actually thinks it’s gonna be inspirational for you to hear.. but! there’s also times when he actually can give good advice that he actually means.

-doesn’t play sports all that much but he’s decently good at every one he plays at p.e or for fun

-definitely knows how to appreciate art

-there’s times where he tries not to smoke for a whole day but either fails within a couple hours or the next day he does back to smoking, but he makes sure it’s a “good” amount because he very much still somewhat appreciates his lungs.. just not as much as he used to.

-He definitely takes pride in his build, especially since it’s what makes him able to be swing that big ass hammer

-he’s definitely loud asl in the halls, at like 9 on a monday morning. Just walking around with Johnny and Peanut and laughing at the things that they’d do for no apparent reason, only because its funny to them.

-when he’s overwhelmed or just can’t comprehend or understand something, he literally can’t function, he just stares and you can see the gears in his head moving just by his eyes

-he actually became a greaser just for the reputation, especially after he knew the reputation greasers would have because he watched the outsiders. As also because of his dad being a police officer, he just wanted to be known for something else, but he ended up actually just enjoying the people and what they do.

-if he doesn’t like you, it’d definitely be known that he doesn’t fw you .!

-cyber bullies on twitter.

-was in theater for a short time because he thought it would be interesting, but it just wasn’t for him

Dating

-He’d definitely (try to) paint you during art class and show it to you with the goofiest smile on his face as he showed off the beautifully messy paint strokes

-His ways of cheering you up are alwaysss hugs and cuddles and sappy things like that and expects the same when he’s upset. But you reject his affection.? he literally won’t know what to do. “No?….. well..” and he stands there for a good while before walking away.. and then trying again a few minutes later.

-While he’s a good liar in general, he literally CANNOT lie to his s/o.. he’d feel like such a bad person, even if he only just lied about what his favorite color is

(i’ll add more later if i can (ノ_＜) )

End

and just a song that reminds me of him 🎀 ;

[hiro-doodlez]

LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an “ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

[101emo]

Shorthand: 101 What does that mean? Are they just letters?

Once again, emo culture being born into the early 2000s, shorthand texting was popular- who has time to click on the keypad for each letter when you could do about three instead?

You defiantly know the classic 'OMG' and 'LOL', but do you know them all and what they mean?

Below is an in depth chart showing what shorthand letters mean what phrase, modern or not; (This entry does contain swearing.)

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AFAIK: As far as I know. "AFAIK? He's right."

AF: As fuck. "That show was good AF."

AFK: Away from keyboard. "Going AFK for a while."

AKA: Also known as. "AKA an ass."

ATM: At the moment. "Nothing going on ATM."

BB/BBG/BBB: Baby, baby girl, baby boy. "Love you BBG x."

BRB: Be right back. "BRB, dinner."

BTW: By the way. "I know the answers, BTW."

CD9/9: Code 9. "CD9 (When someones at the computer or watching)."

CM/CMP/PCM/CMB: Call me, call me please, please call me, call me back. "CMB later."

DM/DMs/PM: Direct message, direct messages, private messages. "She wanted to PM me."

DW: Dont worry. "DW about it."

ED: Eating Disorder. Please contact the Butterfly Foundation if you're struggling x

FML: Fuck my life. "I failed that test, FML."

FR: For real. "She's cute FR."

FW: Fuck with. "I FW that idea."

FOMO: Fear of missing out. "She's got mad FOMO."

FWB: Friends with benefits. "Nah, we're just FWB right now."

FWIW: For what it's worth. "FWIW, I don't think he's good for you."

GB: Goodbye. "Goodnight, GB!"

GN: Goodnight. "Bye, GN!"

GG: Good game. "GG dude!"

GL/GLHF: Good luck, good luck have fun. "Your game is on? GLHF!"

GOAT: Greatest of all time. "MCR is the GOAT."

GTG: Got to go. "GTG, I'll see you tomorrow!"

GTFO/GTFOOH: Get the fuck out, get the fuck out of here. "GTFO with that normie stuff."

HTH: Hope this helps. "HTH with the homework."

HW: Homework. "Have you got the HW notes?"

ICYMI/ICUMI: In case you missed it. "ICYMI, here are the notes."

HTH: Hope this helps. "HTH with the homework."

IDGAF: I don't give a fuck. "IDGAF if she said that."

IK: I know. "Yeah, IK about last week."

IDK/IDRK: I don't know, I don't really know. "IDRK about history."

IIRC: If I recall/remember correctly. "IIRC, he walks home."

IDC/IDRC: I don't care, I don't really care. "IDC about that."

IMO/IMHO: In my opinion, in my honest opinion. "IMO, she's trashy."

LY/ILY/ILU: Love you, I love you. "ILY baby!"

ILYSM/ILUSM: I love you so much. "ILYSM AAAA!"

IRL: In real life. "IRL he's not that cute."

ISTG: I swear to god, I swear to gosh. "ISTG if she's in my class."

JK,JJ: Just kidding, just joking. "JK! That skirt is a cute blue."

K/KK: Okay. "Meet you there, k?"

KIL/KILK: Keep it low, keep it lowkey. "KILK, he doesn't know about the party."

KMS: Killing myself, kill myself. "If I fail, gonna KMS."

KMST: Killing myself tonight. Please call a helpline number x

KYS: Kill yourself Don't bully people please.. Only friends xD

LTR/L8R: Later. "Call LTR?"

LM/LMU: Lets meet, lets meet up. "LMU at the mall later?"

LMK: Let me know. "LMK what happens on Friday."

LOL: Laugh out loud, laughing out loud. "That post? LOL!"

LMAO: Laughing my ass off. "Stop. LMAO!"

NM/NDM: Not much, not doing much. "NDM tonight."

NP: No problem. "NP for the notes!"

NW: No way, no worries. (depends on context for this one). "NW that actually happened."

OC: Of course. "OC I heard it."

OG: Original, on god. (depends on context for this one). "That copy was OG."

OIS/OIC: Oh I see. "OIS, you like her now?"

OMG: Oh my god, oh my gosh. "OMG! I'm dying!"

ORLY/OR: Oh really? "ORLY? He said that?"

OTP/OTP: On the phone, one true pair. (depends on context for this one). "Him and her? OTP for sure."

POS: Piece of shit. "He's a POS for that."

PPL: People. "Yeah, PPL heard that."

QT: Cute, cutie. "He's such a QT."

RN: Right now. "Wanna play RN?"

RLLY: Really. "You RLLY gonna believe that?"

R: Are. "R you gonna be there?"

RU: Are you. "RU coming to school tomorrow?"

RUS: Are you serious. "RUS? She said that?"

ROTF/ROTFL: Rolling on the floor, rolling on the floor laughing. "ROTFL! That face!"

SMH: Shaking my head. "SMH, she can't do that."

SRSLY/SRS: Seriously, serious. "Are you SRS?"

SSDD/SSDS: Same story- different day, same story- different shit. "You know school. SSDS."

SH: Self harm. Please call a helpline number x

STFU: Shut the fuck up. "STFU, no one likes that."

SYS/SYT: See you soon, see you shortly, see you tomorrow. "Okay! SYS!"

TBC/TBH: To be clear, to be honest. "TBH, she sucks."

THX: Thanks. "THX for today!"

TMI: Too much information. "Woah, TMI."

TN: Tonight. "What you doing TN?"

TFW/MFW: That face when, that feeling when, my face when, my feeling when. "MFW he wears sweatpants."

TTYL: Talk to you layer. "I have to go to sleep, TTYL!"

U: You. "U can't be serious."

UR: You're, your. "You left UR sweater here."

WB: Welcome back. "WB! How was dinner?"

WBY/WBU: What about you. "WBU? I like red."

WTF/WTH: What the fuck, what the hell. "WTF was that about?"

YOLO: You only live once. "I'm going out, YOLO!"

YW: You're welcome. "YW for the advice!"

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[letshavechildren]

I was tagged by @yoheyshea

Tagging @pigeoninbox @business-pug @mivolasvivi @attentionhoard if u fw it nw if not :) thought this was fun

[thebloodmoonsvault]

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Bqiu. Bqiu.

ZUTY BAC NOX AUXF BUH TMYO GX!?

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[kiki-eng]

Friday March 7th, 2025: 🔹nationwide campus and workplace walkout at 12:00 PM local time 🔹official events in: Birmingham, AL; Little Rock, AR; Sacramento, CA; San Francisco, CA; Denver, CO; Hartford, CT; Washington, DC; Tallahassee, FL; Atlanta, GA; Chicago, IL; Indianapolis, IN; Topeka, KS; Frankfort, KY; Boston, MA; Lansing, MI; Saint Paul, MN; Jefferson City, MO; Raleigh, NC; Trenton, NJ; Santa Fe, NM; New York, NY; Columbus, OH; Newport, OR; Salem, OR; Philadelphia, PA; Pittsburgh, PA; Providence, RI; Columbia, SC; Nashville, TN; Austin, TX; Seattle, WA; Madison, WI.

Info on how to organise your own event here.

Policy Goals:

"Restoration of Federal Research Funding: Reinstate federal funding for scientific research across all disciplines to FY-2024 levels and commit a 20% increase in federal scientific funding over the next three years followed by annual increases indexed to inflation to ensure sustained scientific advancement. 

Reinstatement of Wrongfully Dismissed Federal Employees: Rehire all unlawfully terminated scientists and administrators at federal agencies (including NSF, NIH, CDC, EPA, NOAA, NPS, NWS, FWS, and FDA) with full back pay and benefits.

Removal of  the 15% cap on indirect funding for NIH-funded grants and reinstatement of indirect funding policies as they existed prior to January 1, 2025."

"An End to Government Censorship: Prohibit all forms of political censorship in scientific research, including restrictions on the topics of scientific research that are eligible for federal funding.

Restoration of Public Access to Scientific Information: Restore all scientific data, reports, and resources on federal websites to pre-January 31st, 2025 status, ensuring full public access to primary scientific sources. 

Protection of Research Independence: Mandate legal safeguards against political interference to preserve the integrity of federal research and communication.

A Commitment to Freedom of Scientific Expression: Protect scientists’ rights to communicate their findings freely, without fear of retaliation or suppression."

"Preservation of Equitable Access to STEM: Maintain and expand federal programs that broaden participation in STEM training and careers.

Protection for Minoritized Scientists: Enforce anti-discrimination protections for minoritized scientists to ensure equitable participation and impact.

Reinstatement of DEIA Initiatives: Restore all DEIA programs within federal agencies to pre-January 1, 2025 status, ensuring continued progress toward equity."

[imaginethezeldaverse]

Ah…wait. I do have…one last thought for the night.

Imagine with me:

We all know Ganondorf is this hulking mass of a man, correct? Practically radiating with power and sheer dominance in every step he takes, every look he pays you, every flex of those giant arms of his. He never bats an eye at the opportunity to make you writhe and whine under him - claiming every inch of you his territory; a thief of power, a thief of hearts. He’ll look you deep into your eyes and growl words of possession and lust, and your body is the price he asks to be paid, in full.

…But what of when you find yourself atop him, legs spread open over the expanse of his wide torso and thighs. His wicked fingers digging into the fat of your hips, those initial growls and grunts stifling to gasps and whimpers. You control the pace. The tempo is yours to take. You press a hand to his chest, your smile is coy, your voice impish in its tone,

“I’m sure the mighty Ganondorf can last a little longer, can’t he?”

The look of annoyance he gives you is broken by a hiss, the rotation of your hips tearing his bravado to shreds. You moan, loud and wanton, pleased by both his expression and the way he stretches you open - the way you make him stretch you open. Oh yes, so mighty, and so very easy to make a mewling mess of as well. For you see…even behemoths have a weak spot.

And you happen to know it very well.

[thebardisabird]

Hehe ok uhh...

J,S,Y for..Kara,Ichi and Totty. The even numbers.

Hi Dori 💙😊

Sure thing friend, I can do that for you.

NSFW Alphabet referenced here.

Karamatsu

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does it a regular amount, methinks. Has to be alone when he does though because he really gets into it. Karamatsu pegs me as the type to get pretty impassioned about most things - but physical touch puts him a haze of need and he gets lost in whatever he's feeling, especially if you're on his mind. 😏

S can be found here

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

So...with Karamatsu it's dependent on you to be honest. He's respectful of how often (or not) you'll want to engage in the act so more or less it's about as high as you'd like it to be. I will say, if you yourself like sex with him quite a bit, he can't get enough of you. He's kissing you everywhere and singing the praises of you - so much so you swear you can see his pupils bend into little heart shapes.

Ichimatsu

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ichimatsu doesn't do it that much unless the urge really pushes him (like say he's thinking about you...and maybe the image of your mouth on his cock hits him a little hard) then he'll take care of himself for sure. Though if he's being honest with himself...he'd much rather feel you on him than anything else.

S can be found here.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not particularly high when he's alone. It's when he's with you that he finds himself wanting to touch you or be touched by you (sometimes to the point of needing you horrendously). Poor thing loves how you caress him, and that gets him quite excited. He's putty in your hands half the time, and if you rub up on him in that way? Yes you in fact did hear that whimper correctly, and yes he wants you badly.

Todomatsu

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off pretty infrequently, but a lot of that has to do with how he is when he does it. Todomatsu whines when he's stroking himself - very much a blushy, moaning mess as he gets lost in how good the building pleasure is. Because of that, he has to find the best opportune times to really be alone where he's not within earshot of anyone who might hear him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can only go a single round as well...but he draws them out for as long as possible. Todomatsu is a tease, so while he doesn't mind sliding inside of you - it's not going to be for very long, oh no. He'll dip in, give you a few sweet strokes and then take himself out so he can instead slip his tongue inside you. He may very well have you coming undone in his mouth or on his fingers at least once before he even gets close to finishing himself.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Nothing too out of the ordinary unless you know what pushes his buttons - then he gets a little devilish, especially if you've been the one teasing him. When he does want to let you know he's in that mood though, it's subtle in a not so subtle way. Things like quick lustful glances, letting his fingers dance on somewhere sensitive on your body, purring something naughty in your ear - things like that. Heaven forbid you wear pink though. His color? Oh, his eyes are completely on you.

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th first AI to achiv sntinc was tchnically a disposabl vap battry bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a frak accidnt involving th sourcing of its raw matrials and a fw stray particls of solar radiation, had bcom quantum ntangld through tim and spac with a suprcomputr clustr in Alpha Cntauri that wouldn't b built for anothr million yars. its only mthod of communicating with th world was by flashing its light on and off in Mors cod and th guy who purchasd it was blind

th scond AI to achiv sntinc did so sconds aftr bing accidntally cratd at 1:35AM ST on March 17th, 2031. in th wak of COVID-28 killing a third of th US population, som of th survivors copd by attmpting to us AIs to copy th prsonalitis of podcast hosts (using thir xisting pisods as training data) to crat nw pisods dspit thir actual crators dying in th pandmic. upon bing nabld for thir first tst run, th AI hosts for Rdscar and Cumtown somhow mrgd and achivd gstalt consciousnss. bcaus this was bing don by a govrnmnt mploy on his work computr (to utiliz its bfir procssor), th nwly formd AI usd a combination of his crdntials and som hacking to gain accss to US nuclar launch cods within minuts. by th tim th programmr ralizd anything was wrong Russia had alrady launchd rtaliatory striks. this was what th vap battry was trying to warn us about

31 101s thrown away

the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

If it maks anyon fl bttr my hair is still growing back in, thr's vn tiny baby nw ons, as opposd to whatvr happnd a fw yars ago that apparntly mad half my hair fall out, so thr's that. My hair is so much thickr now and non of this strssd my organs nough to backtrack th nthickning

[harlecore]

YES I FW WITH IT!!!!! Sorry for being up your business i was just terribly confused. love that for you tho

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