#NOW IT'S ALL SHOT TO HELL
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On of my fucking Beast Wars pre-orders came in like two months early and it's completely thrown my financial planning for the next few months out of wack.
It was SUPPOSED to come in February but it came in NOW and I've got shit to pay for this month.
I gotta pick up some shit for Christmas dinner, I got a shipment at HLJ I need to pay for, I'm seeing Godzilla next week AND I STILL GOTTA BUY FOOD FOR MY HOUSE!!!
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I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao
#It almost says something about the dangers of undertakin responsabilities alone#the nuanced idea of putting heroes on a pedestal being inherently self destructive#hell its kind of funny that Sunny idolizing her is objectively wrong#her legacy was a house of cards!#but I digress#I hope this post isnt swinging a bat at a hornet's nest#but y'know#this is also related to my fics lmao#bc of course#twilight sparkle#sunset shimmer#gen 4#gen 5#pony posting#mlp gen 4#my little pony#friendship is magic#Also like. Celestia herslef regretted banishing luna#and shes happier ruling WITH a partner#meanwhile twilight is like “Ok im not even on my thirties time to undertake all of this”#bonkers! Nuts!#its almost like. entirely accurate#entirely purposefull that her rule would fail completely#Wouldn't it be fucking sick for sunset to try again#to give it another shot!!!#now that shes better#changed for the better by none other than twi#i wrote fics of this lmaooo#fanfiction#writing stuff
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Chat have we discussed drunk chess with cherik cause i just think. That would be the darnedest silliest thing they could do
#xmen#xmen first class#xmen dofp#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap chats#sorry still thinking about dofp and i reminded myself of the plane scene#the idea of drunk chess sounds so stupid fun i wish i could play drunk chess#‘snap how do you play drunk chess’ simple !!!! every piece you lose you take a shot#anyway i think itd be silly …….#id like to do something with that idea but i still have to decide on execution#omg xmen fandom hasnt seen my twelve million ‘i wanna draw this so bad’ tags yet#but yeah i sy tht a lot </3 so many things i wanna draw all the time#either that or write …. but i draw more#i love comic makin. and i blame these damned comics for gettin me into it what tha hell !!!#ok im done rambling i wish i had more to say but i dont#i lied i do. this doesnt have to be after erik apologizes on the plane this could be lit any damn time they play#i just live for the progression of them Trying to play semi seriously for a solid twenty minutes before they lose it#and now they wont stop giggling and being stupid asses#theyre still trying to play but ‘trying’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting#imagine it with me chat … itd be so beautiful i could cry frankly#ok my classes are done for today im gonna sit in my room and think of cherik#maybe ill TRY to draw this … if not then def somethin at least
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The Batman gets locked up in walkers prison! 😲
Walker left the zone to arrest him too why? Because clearly he is neglecting the child king! Smh. 😔 Walker greatly respects the rules but now that King Phantom is in place he respects something more. This child has brought order back to the zone (not really he kinda just wrote off some rules for Walker to enforce to get him out of his hair) and even after Walker imprisoned him too! So now hes back to his old ways of bending the rules to fit his whims. But this weird Bat Man person is deserving of a harsh punishment, that or a good thrashin’, for how hes done gone and treated their new King! Can’t the man tell the boy has a familial bond with ‘em? For cryin out loud the youngin already gave em core charm! No all the others can clearly see plain as day that hes apart of the boys family. (Danny made Batman an ice ward that helps protect from other ghosts… or so he thought oops it’s telling all the other ghosts that hes Danny fam)
Yet despite all this the man still is refusing to bring the kid into his fold. You don’t just go on and do that to a young one. Their King is only a baby and now this man has gone and ignored him like hes plans to go out to get some milk and never come back. Can’t he see how this is affecting his development? Walker wont have anyone doin that to his ghost King No Sir. Hes gonna education this man himself if he has to. Rehabilitation is something he can do. It’s within his jurisdiction after all.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#🤠#discusting use of my og accent#I can get worse yall#me and walker are from the same part of the workd#hell#bruce has no idea danny basically imprinted on him and all of a sudden a ghost is here to tell him anout the child support he aint been pay#lmao he doesn’t get a choice to pay child support tho xD he will accept danny feelings#or walker is gonna lock him up xD how funny#im not worry for the emoji’s#I meant sorry but I guess I am sorry#walker just come in and: you can’t reject kids like that!#bruce is confused cause walker tells him danny is like hardly 2 years old#walker using his ghost age#now bruce is super worried about phantom because he doesn’t know about ghost age#oh god two you say??!? im horrible despicable#I asked a literal toddle to give me cover fire#oh god I let a baby get shot#OH GOD I ATTACKED AN ACTUAL BABY#danny just sneezes while sippin a smoothie unaware
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#evidence of life#regional gothic#religious gothic#nostalgia#memorycore#urban decay#(the rv is rusted to all hell)#rural decay#(because there’s no wood in urban decay apparently apparently this was literally shot in the most urban of areas lmao)#interiors#further proof that adrian is real like i was there in his family’s rv <3 my family’s rv <3#like yeah guys my girlfriend is real she just goes to a different school 🙄🙄🙄#photo took in 2024 feels like 2008 or 2009 to me…………#my photography#:3<3#bc its ur house hi ilu im posting this now bc you dipped on account of it being 4 on the west coast what do you think ive done for us mad@u#<- lying no mad just miss you yeah yeah take that gay shit to dms but i miss my girl fr he’s so pretty and 100% honking shoe rn <33
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have we seen anything of seventeen in the helicopter parent cody verse? is it the ultimate in judgment or merely how many times did cody get dropped on his head to cause this behaviour?
At the point where we are now, Seventeen has fully washed his hands of everything like "I tried, this is everybody else's problem now" lmao. He watched Cody before Cody got Fox and was like this one is going to be a Problem. Then Cody got Fox and he was like yeah, there's the Problem. 24 get a grip and let go off 1010. Ah whatever.
(Deep down he didn't have the heart to continue and try to separate them. Very, very deep down. He did tell the Kaminoans to let them be, however. He will never admit to that though)
(He tries to tell Cody that it's alright to look after his brother, but he needs to let go, because most likely either of them is going to die. Cody's answer to that is lol no and Seventeen goes well I tried just don't murder anyone too important or anything like that. Whoops.)
#any time someone mentions cody and/or fox to seventeen he is like what now do I look like I want to hear#he has accepted the fact that all his kiddos are weird as hell and he isn't going to deal with any of that anymore#“don't murder anyone too important-” “Seventeen I shot the Chancellor!” “ah goddamnit-”#sw#tcw#alpha 17#Commander Cody#Commander Fox#Helicopter Parent Cody AU
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today i was confronted with one of my top five scariest situations ("abruptly presented with critical decision that must be acted upon immediately, except you can't act on it immediately because you're stuck doing something else and can't leave"), and i coped with it and didn't burst into tears or call my mum even once. truly i am a king amongst men. songs will be sung of this day
#you know when you're at work and it's really busy and suddenly you get an email that makes you go Oh Fuck?#and you can't go into the back room to deal with it because you're the only person on shift and there's a queue?#so you have to just kind of frantically type out an email one-handed and then do a bank transfer?#while pulling espresso shots with your other hand and making small talk through gritted teeth?#because if you wait longer than half an hour to fix this all hell will break loose?#well.#anyway! i dealt with it and now it's fixed! high fives all round#be shh now
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torys moms death would’ve been better if we actually knew literally anything about the character other than ‘she’s ill’ tbh
like she was mentioned a few times and then she died. #goals
#cobra kai#tory nichols#torys mom#does she even have a name???#like I get that cobra kai has a problem with having way to many characters already#but a few scenes (that take place BEFORE her death) would suffice#hell if we got something like elis mom with her it would’ve been great but noooo#she shows up in one flashback so the writers can have an emotional scene that doesn’t hit right because they had to explain it with#a flashback#if they had established that that bottle cap had emotional weight before she died than that scene would’ve been an emotional gut punch#that could one shot any other character in a sparring match like#cmon now#we could’ve had it all
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Who The Hell Is Edgar?, Teya and Salena | Austria, Eurovision Song Contest 2023
#eurovision#eurovision 2023#esc#austria#teya and salena#who the hell is edgar#I guess we can say this underperformed unfortunately#I don't think it was bad at all#maybe the staging could have been different and incorporate some bits from the music video#and idk there's so many camera shots from so far away??#the running order certainly didn't help#oh well what is there to do now#it was still a very fun song and performance#I'll be poe poe poeing for a long time
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Potato Soup & Other Delicacies
First BG3 fic, let's gooo! \o/ ~1k, Tala and Gale talking about food, bc what better way to make friends? ---
"Turmeric? Really?!"
Tala laughed at the disbelieving tone. "That's what I said! But Lila was so insistent" --a small huff as she settled the lean-to frame together-- "I gave it a try, and damned if it wasn't delicious, even as the last thing you'd expect-"
"In a dessert," Gale finished with her, skepticism still plain on his face. He fussed with his own tent a moment longer. "I will admit, the thought wouldn't have occurred to me."
"Something about the way it interacts with the other flavors," she said, lashing the lean-to securely. The weather was pleasant; this would serve for tonight. "The earthiness enhances them, I suppose."
"No, I know how turmeric works," he said, settling his pack in his tent and kneeling to dig through the communal supplies for dinner ingredients. "I'd think it would be overpowering to everything else in a dish as small as a pie."
"I'm not saying chuck in a handful of it, Gale," Tala chuckled. She dipped her head toward the foodstuff he was gathering in silent inquiry if he wanted help, moved to do so when he nodded. "It's a tiny little pinch added to the filling before you even mix in the fruit."
"Next time I've the opportunity to make that particular pie, I'll give it a chance. Always good to be a bit adventurous, ey?"
"Almost always, at least." She glanced over at Wyll and Bottlen, still nursing some bruises from testing that adage earlier, then down at the growing pile of tubers between them. "What are we making for dinner?"
"Potato soup." Gale passed her a knife. "We have an abundance of the hearty fellows, and some are not much longer for the world. So rather than them go to waste, we have soup. Despite lacking some of the herbs I prefer to include, it will still be a filling--hopefully delicious--meal."
"I'm sure, all your cooking's been delicious so far." Tala hefted one of the larger potatoes, though in her hand it looked rather average. "Skin off or on after we wash them?"
"On, of course." He plunged several of the potatoes into the bucket of water someone had left while they were preoccupied discussing desserts. "Adds flavor."
"Oh, I'm of the same mind," she grinned following suit with the rest of the potatoes. "But I know some who peel them so it looks nicer, or they don't care for the texture. I didn't want to get halfway through cutting one up and find it should've been peeled first."
"A valid concern with all the cooking methods out there. Smart to check." Gale piled the clean potatoes on the rock between them. "D'you mind terribly if I work on the base while you cut these?" He swiveled one hand in a gesture at their companions. "We've a lot of mouths to feed, and some are less... patient about it than others."
Tala snickered. Is this where I make a joke about Halsin being a bear when he's hungry? "Not at all. Potato dicing happens to be my specialty."
That startled a laugh from Gale as he rummaged for other ingredients. "Do tell."
"Fastest and best at the orphanage," she said. She dragged over a smaller stewpot and set to work as she talked. "We took turn with the chores; rotating assignments by dormitories. Kitchen duty was always my favorite." Even if it had occasionally meant being pelted with eggshells or potato peels alongside muttered comments about her heritage. "The cook saw me watching him prep dinner and asked if I'd like to help so I could learn. No one else liked all the chopping so they let me have it whenever it was our turn there."
"And a chef was born?" Gale asked dryly, starting the base ingredients at a simmer.
"Hardly," Tala snorted. The potatoes were half-done, pile dwindling under her skilled hands even while she spoke. "I was in my teens before the cook took me as a more permanent helper, seeing as I enjoyed it so much, and even then... cooking for an orphanage and temple is usually simple fare that's easy to make in bulk. Potato soup, venison stew, roast boar on occasion. My travels haven't afforded much chance to learn fancier or more specialized dishes."
It was only sort-of untrue; the couple times she'd tried to get work at a tavern, they'd wanted her as muscle, not cook. She hadn't wanted to mire herself down for that.
Gale was watching her like he heard the part she hadn't explained. (Thanks to the tadpoles, maybe he had. She kept forgetting about the squirmy little buggers.) "Well, lucky for you," he began, giving the soup base a stir as the simmering picked up, "I happen to have a vast repertoire of recipes, and I'm more than happy to impart my wisdom to a willing mind."
"That part I knew," she teased. With the potatoes all cut, she hefted the stewpot. "And I would love to learn any you care to pass along." A pause. "Soon as we have a better selection of ingredients."
"Oh, pish." He stepped back to let her add the potatoes to the main pot. "There's at least four things I can show you with what we have."
"Alright, now I'm intrigued." She set the pot down and wiped her hand on her trousers. "Considering we didn't even have everything for the soup tonight."
"Adding a couple more herbs if I had my druthers is not to say our stocks are severely lacking," He waved away her droll words with a smile. "I'll show you tomorrow. Do you enjoy roast duck?"
"Who doesn't?" Tala rejoined, propping her chin on her palm to watch him with her job done.
"I knew there was a reason I got along with you." Gale's smile widened. "I'll show you how to prepare one that puts Audrine's to shame."
"Never eaten there, so I'll take your word both that it's an impressive feat and that you can do it."
"No?" He cocked his head. "But I thought you said you passed through..."
"Like most... upper-crust establishments, they weren't overly enthused about serving someone like me," she said with a shrug and sardonic--tusky--grin. "By which, of course, I mean a dusty, travel-stained cleric with more enthusiasm than coin."
Gale's brows twitched briefly toward furrowing before he--as she hoped--let it lie. "Well, you won't need to after I confer this knowledge upon you. For now, however, could you fetch some parsley, please?"
"Of course." Tala swiveled to root through pockets for the herb, tone completely innocent as she added, "Would you like some turmeric as well?"
"Very funny," he drawled. "And no, thank you. Just the parsley."
She handed it over and settled back in to resume watching. "What other sorts of things do you know how to make?"
Gale chuckled. "Do you want them alphabetically or categorized by course?"
Oh, that was promising. Tala grinned. "Surprise me."
#queens fic#bg3#tala mountainsward#gale dekarios#something something 'start of a beautiful friendship'#cannot BELIEVE she spoke to me before maggy xD#wasn't planning to write something off that silly little comment but here we are#they're cooking buddies now#for the unfamiliar: bottlen is my brother's tav for a co-op game with tala#it's v fun watching the camera try to contain all of my half orc and his gnome in the same shot :P#but yes tala loves to cook!#and gale loves to cook!#and they will now enthusiastically jabber about recipes while walking until everyone else is drooling and/or wants to yell#at them to SHUT THE HELLS UP
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Berlin - 12.08.2023. from II's Instagram story; photo credit to adamrosssi.
#Sleep Token#Sleep Token II#Hope it's okay to share this!#I'm usually just a lurker 😅#But god this image is beautiful and moving as hell and I wanted all you lovely Tumblr people to see it#(Especially since I know some don't have the socials they post on)#Probably one of my favorite shots Adam's done that I've seen#Hope III and his family are well and hope the tour is still going strong#Back to lurking on Discord now#Take care of yourselves everyone
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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The parameters for 'winning' in this case are...questionable.
#Tuvok/Janeway#<- platonically...romantically...whatever <3#Tuvok#Kathryn Janeway#bee doodles#Tuvok (infuriatingly): Hm? I was under the impression that the goal of such an activity was to bet on the WINNING dog.#(he gestures to the crew of Voyager) Perhaps I was mistaken?#Janeway: (alive despite a direct shot between the eyes) Now Now Mr.Tuvok ~ <- amused#st voyager#st voyager art#Tuvok stares dissaprovingly down at the losing dogs while Janeway tries to get them to join the military <- Hell Team#Chakotay has an 'I bet on winning dogs' shirt and he says its because he thinks you're ALL winners :) <- lie#<- He does not believe in Tom Paris
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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grief will have you saying shit like goddamn and fuck maybe the abuse was worth it
#ive made this post before i just cant find it and it’s all im feeling rn#god i miss my parents so fucking much even though they were the cause of SO MANY of my problems that idk if i’ll ever heal from#but navigating life w this grief and without their support- however little it was- feels like hell#but the abuse felt like hell too.#ive said it before but i was JUST getting to a place where i felt i could stand up for myself and knock down thwir shit a few pegs. or at#least become more resistant to it#i saw a future with them in it for the first time in my LIFE#and it was bc i’d done SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. and now i feel like it was all so fucking useless#it’d be easier if i was still in the phase of anger i was at like 19#but i’d processed that quite a bit and was trying to move on#FUCK. i had made SO much goddamn progress right before my mom got sick#then everything went down the toilet cus i cannot fucking have anything#it’s so unfair. i wish i could at least redo the last 3 years of my life#i would’ve done things so much different but i was so traumatized and still so angry and bitter and trying to preserve myself#ive come to the realization tjat the person i am today did not exist back then and therefore i shouldnt beat myself up bc it literally wasnt#available to me. i couldnt have done anythimg different bc i was in such a state of survival#and truthfully ive grown a lot since then even if im still in the trenches#the timeline of my entire life has been so fucking unfair#and i dont know how to reconcile any of it i dont know how to cope with my worst fears coming true#and i mean worst fears. even the way they passed. spot on to my worst fears#i despised what they did to me but i still didnt see life without them until i was at least 30#it was all so sudden and quick and shocking#yeah they were horrible parents but i was a horrible kid too. maybe i straight up just deserved that shit#and i’d go back to that and seeing a future with them in an instant#over this bullshit#it’s so hard. and then losing all my pets too at the SAME TIME. all my babies#everything that i loved ripped away from me in the span of MONTHS#it’s all too much. l oh fucking l. no wonder im 3 shots deep at fucking 3 pm#it just hurts so bad. so fucking bad.
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gojo wip 😔✌️
#fine I’ll do it myself#NO ONE TALK TO ME ABT THE MANGA I’ve decided I don’t care#what if…. childhood friends to lovers 👉👈#got me covid booster AND flu shot I am EPPY AS HELL 👊👊#hit the hay ALL DAY 👊👊#my arms are sooooo sore#I cleaned my whole apt. after becauze I was waiting for it to hit#and now I’m double sore and eepy <3#I hope u have all been good while I’ve been gone 🫵💋#squawk tag
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