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angstyentropy · 24 days ago
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Bruce: Who is that?
Dick: A kid I met in Bludhaven.
Jason: Oh god, not you too.
Damian, whispering: Are we sure Richard isn't my biological brother?
Tim, also whispering: Yes... Maybe?
Jason, joining the conversation: The adoption gene got transferred through osmosis
Bruce: Where did you get them?
Dick: I was on patrol and they wanted to show me some flips.
Bruce: So they're an acrobat?
Dick: Yeah!
Bruce: Alfred!
Dick: Huh?
Alfred: I shall reinforce all the chandeliers.
Dick: Wait that's not necessary!
Everyone else: ???
Dick: Seriously they're only staying with me a couple days.
Bruce: DAYS?! Alfred order the newest chandeliers.
Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.
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ynbabe · 2 months ago
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I love the relationship between Max and the rookies and Carlos and the Rookies.
Like with Max it’s like the single dad who is also the mom who the kids act like angels around but with Carlos it’s like he’s the father to all these kids but they all have different mothers so different custody dates, different languages, different sass being thrown at him and some one always ALWAYS has craft supplies to be bought for tomorrow at 12 at night.
Pls tell me yall have seen the interview with Carlos and the rookies pls it’s so funny
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idkkuko · 3 months ago
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itzrix · 5 days ago
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Just let the boy bully you king >:(
+ Bonus
He went to his uncle😔 @thatonefishfriend
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intraterrestriall · 3 months ago
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what makes bruce and cass so similar isn’t actually their shared dedication to saving people and hardcore moral codes. what makes them so similar is that both of them have never worked a day in their lives. unemployed bitches.
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mango-macaron · 9 months ago
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Do you guys ever think Marcille got freaky thoughts about chimera falin?
Especially when she ripped her shirt off. Do you guys think she would be dreaming about freaky stuff that night?
She wakes up and is all like sweaty and they're all like "had a nightmare again? Damn. Rip." And she nods but she was thinking about the feather tiddies
You guys ever think that freakcille-
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mugmanlol · 2 months ago
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This took a little too long. It's obviously a joke btw// @spinningchipfreak @ol1verdrawsyt
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peggythestrange · 1 month ago
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Luo Binghe: fell into the Abyss, face pressed to the floor.
Wei Wuxian: also fell , face pressed to the floor.
Luo Binghe: oh hello, you too?
Wei Wuxian: looks like that, yeah.
Luo Binghe: oh. How are you?
Wei Wuxian: pretty bad of course but thank for your concern. How are you?
Luo Binghe: I feel like shit. Thank you for asking.
Hua Cheng, looking at them with his eyebrow arched: Do I really have to share something with these two?
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dollyye · 2 months ago
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chubby guy ✨
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imaweirdnugget · 4 months ago
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The Spirits of Christmas but a Polycule instead.
I got inspired.
I debated weather or not Kim would be future or past but I realised you wouldn't catch Jean dead in anything other than black (or dark colors in this case)
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Who is Scrooge?.... Harry, pre amnesia Harry yes yes. It's crazy but this au is not meant to be taken seriously.
The scene with Belle and Ebenezer, literally was Harry and Dora, am I wrong?
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His interactions with the spirits. The events take place when he is 43 I decided. And spirit Harry is the one to show him Dora's new family, because he isn't as old as Scrooge so the family thing wouldn't be in the past I would think.
Idk who the Cratchits are or anything else, this au is not reappearing but I had to draw it at least once.
Happy holidays!
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please-read-the-manga · 3 months ago
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I know a Kage Summit hates to see them coming...
B&W below:
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netscapenavigator-official · 6 months ago
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Surrounding yourself with Linux enthusiasts on the internet is the best thing you can ever do.
You'll mostly just become friends and mutuals with a lot of furries, but there’s always at least one person who does shit like turning an Intel Pentium CPU into a lawnmower, and that type of entertainment and enjoyment is akin to laughing at a court jester.
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mariokatt · 1 year ago
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TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS its so bad but kinda funny
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Sugar Daddy AU with a tiny twist! A young Harry with too much money gets told jokingly to find a sugar baby and finds one in much-too-old for him Tom.
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porpunta · 5 months ago
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Quick dirty sketch
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sketching and being drunk is combo ig
kiri and spider sketch
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