#NOT RAP FART LMAO

[dudja]

So outta pocket lol #comedy #funny #familyguy #memes #commentary #lol #stewiegriffin #meg #milakunis

[rel312]

I forgot the Miraculous Awakening movie was supposed to come out so now I’m gonna ramble about it (spoilers!):

The jumpscare of hearing Marinette sing in a completely different voice took me off guard

I’m loving actually seeing gabriel as a fashion designer and what his stuff looks like

Chloe sounds… very much not like Chloe and it’s off putting (idk if it’s a different voice actor, I’m not looking it up)

“Think you an I were meant to be” I love Alya

Emilie? This clearly in the movie??

Was that Luka I just saw next to Juleka? At school???

The black cat on the book!

Adrien looks so pretty in that shot

Are… are Nino and Adrien already friends??

Gabriel’s hair

The loss of Emilie seems to be a lot more recent/present than in the series

Ohhh it’s her birthday

The lore is very interesting in this, we’re getting a lot more that wasn’t there in the show

So the miraculous have a choice in this for their holders I guess

Fu is so funny

The moon!

Was… was the black cat a coincidence? How did it get there? I don’t think it was Plagg so what was that??

So the first akumatized victim is not a child this time

There’s a ladybug too? I’m so confused

“Who saves a life saves the world” interesting that it’s more prophecy-like

I keep forgetting this is a musical

I love the beats of the theme song though

Is- is Tikki rapping???

No transformation sequence?

So she’s aware it’s a musical?

Is the yo-yo sentient???

No Adrien and Plagg intro scene?

Adrien is so funny he’s so excited to be a hero

Pretty different ladynoir dynamic, cat noir’ not immediately smitten

“A she-ro” please no

She called him Kitty!

CARELESS WHISPER???

Now he’s smitten

“Like a dream in a dream” Adrien you have to work on your lyrics

But the moon

Fart jokes? Really?

PTFAFS

Adrien going from she’s my side kick to she’s better than me in every way

Puss in boots

“I have nothing to lose” um your son??

Gabriel villain song kinda goes hard ngl

Is he making multiple villains? I’m so lost

Are they making Mr. Mime a real villain now? Not Mylene’s dad?

Also who is this pink haired lady?

“Dr. Love” Nino I love you but you’re so wrong

So Nino already has a crush on Alya and not Marinette

Aww Tom gets to hear Marinette call him the best

Only to immediately think she’s embarrassed by him

Nino losing his glasses on the ride is legit my biggest fear when going on rides

Transformation sequence!

Where did she actually transform though? She was just in the middle of the fair

They learned to work together fast

So I guess he doesn’t need to say the word cataclysm?

I love Ferris wheels rolling around scenes

Lmao Marinette really went I’ll save your life but you’re going in the dumpster

The timeline of this movie is very confusing, Nino is in love with Alya? But wasn’t it just the first day of school? Or was it just in the middle? When did Nino and Adrien meet? I have so many questions

Was the balloon thing a person? If not who created him and how?

THEME SONG!

Are we really getting all this adrienette development in a montage?? He told her about his mom, they went to the movies, they had a double date with Alya and Nino, and were barely getting it???

I love the glitter in Cat Noir’s mask

Ladynoir moment by the moon!

Marinette stood up to Chloe!

Adrien you cannot scare a person like that

The hearts in the balcony and the moon again!

I’m loving the visuals in this movie

“For the first time I feel truly free, it’s all thanks to you” my heart!

Ladynoir seems to be the main ship of the movie and I’m not mad about it

Oh my god their dance by the moon! I knew it was coming but I love it so much!

“How could I ever think she’d fall for me” Adrien stop she does love you she just doesn’t realize it’s you

Gabriel looks like shit and I’m glad to see it

I’m glad Adrien was able to stand up to him though

She actually managed to ask him out holy shit!

I mean I know it’s sad cause he rejected her but she actually managed to do it look at her!

I… did not think her shirt was a tank top this is so weird

Hawkmoth is akumatizing himself???

Careless Whisper again??? Are the writers ok??

Did they really need the takeout death?

The- the moth miraculous just… ate the ladybug miraculous???

I guess they don’t quite have cataclysm and lucky charm, their powers work a bit differently

Gabriel’s face at seeing Adrien, now you finally see what you’ve done you SOB

I’m glad they get to reconcile

So she can just… fix everything without a lucky charm??

Her dress is so pretty!

And she’s not wearing a mask!

The reveal in this is so interesting but pretty cute!

The way she took off his mask and put it on her was so freaking cute!

Really? Cut to the end right before the kiss??

So he does have Emilie in the basement?

Wait a minute I don’t think we ever got to see Chloe and Adrien interact in the movie lmao

The movie started a bit more cheesy and childish but overall they did a pretty good job of telling the story. The visuals were stunning, though the story was a bit rushed but they did a good job. There wasn’t quite enough time to develop the characters and their dynamics but they did the best they could with the time they had. The person who did Marinette’s singing voice was amazing, but I wish they found someone who sounded more like Marinette if they couldn’t use the same voice actress. The lore was a bit different but I kind of like it better than how much we started getting in later seasons, I just wish we got a bit more explanation on some things cause we don’t have the show to give us answers anymore. The only reason I feel like this ending with gabriel and Adrien works is because they didn’t have as much of an abusive relationship and he actually had a chance to redeem himself, but I’m glad he has to actually deal with the consequences. I know there are tons of fanfics about it but it’s so sad that while Marinette knew who Adrien was, he had no idea if he’d ever see Ladybug again but I’m glad that got resolved pretty quickly. I’m confused on what they want to do next cause they clearly were setting up for some kind of sequel but gabriel is already out as Hawkmoth and Nathalie only helped him during that time but I guess we’d just have to wait and see.

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

Look at what jkkrs are saying about jm

https://x.com/YgWhatever/status/1801178248535052454

Also her retweets::::

Well Jungkook is not a kid. He should've been more careful in the kitchen. Jungkook could've been a disciplined and skilled trainee and he wouldn't have been assigned to the kitchen. He should've worked harder, he should've been smarter. You can either keep pitying him over a burn or send letters to the government asking them to gift him a better position like it was all gifted to him for his debut.

And you can tell they only brought up other members because what was she going to say about Jungkook? Post clips of him drunk and farting on live, saying he didn't want to release music? Like seriously, what exactly did he do for himself besides saying yes to other's people previous plans?

Also, the way Jin probably didn't even mean that lmao. This was important to hybe because it somehow marks the beginning of BTS comeback as a group. So, no. I don't think he bargained shit and it was already planned. What does Taehyung 's MVS got to do with this? And thanks to this person for the reminder that rap line have always been treated differently, given resources and credits, especially Namjoon and Yoongi.

[akkivee]

i love how DH's rap was jazz and it was so good but sasara could you not use dirty potty humor please... PLEASE....

‘just let one rip and laugh til you burst’ he says as on brand rhyme anima noises do their thing and play a farting noise and he shows us his flat asf ass like is????? he not embarrassed lmao????

[bubblyqueer000]

APRIL FOOLS JOKE POST Mondo Owada x Me PART 3!! THE FUCKENING :0

soz I haven't been posting. I'll make an update soon C:

still tho gotta do my yearly april fools day post!!

FUCKING SHIT WIENER COCK DOODLE!! HEY DICK NOSES IT’S BUBZ CHAN AND IM MAD. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFNNJHBNJHBGBHNJHBGVHNHBVGBNBHHB

Okay so like last year that little cock weasel, monocumstain killed my boyfriend, mondo because he was mad he commited a hate crime and fucked me on the tables in the cafeteria, coating them in his dick cheese in the process. UGGGGHH

BUT ACTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS REALLY PUNISHED BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE TASKED WITH SCRAPING HIS SMEGMA OFF OF EVERY SURFACE OF THE SCHOOL!!!! >:C

I was in the midst of using a metal spatula to scrape off his dried up mondo butter from under the tables when I felt a horrible pain filling my chest.

“Ow tf” I sayed

“Shut the fuck up” said Kyoto

“No you cunt, my stomach really hurts.”

“Well no shit we’re all like a million years old now and during that whole time mondo was fuckin destroying your organs.” Said toastermi

“…

…

Shit u right.” And then I felt another horrible fucking pain in my tummy!!! “AHHHHHHFHDNDNBDNDJDNDND NO YOU BITCHES IDK WHATS HAPPENING”

“maybe u need a nap c: “ Nina told me

“YOU DONUT SUCKING FUCK WAD HELP ME.” 

“DON’T WORRY YALL I GOT THIS!” Said sakura, kicking me as hard as she could in the stomach making my organs squirt out of my ass with a loud shlorp. 

“OH SHIT IN THE SINK GET HER TO THE SINK!” Shouted byakuya bc he thought it was my period and he was scared of periods and stuf. 

So yea soccer ball carried me over her shoulder into the kitchen and plopped me in the sink where I screamed and farted loudly lmfao. I really hope that no one actually gets turned on by this dear fucking god. 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” idk how birth works soz. 

So yeah I shitted out a bb. 

“What the fuck” Said everyone collectively. 

“Goo goo ga ga 😀” He goo goo ga gad

“HOW THE SHIT DID THIS HAPPEN?” 

“Because you had tons of unprotected sex with mondo.”

“Oh yeah ur right. Alright well… Idk ummm ill name u mondo after ur dad ig.”

“otay” he said bc that’s how babies talk according to fan fic writers wtf is wrong with you people??

“Acutually you can;t lol” said byakuya smartily. “Bc if u did that everytime you called him that hed think of how u fucked his dad or some shit.”

“Byakuya what the actual fuck. I don’t think you understand the absurdity of what you just said. Not only is that sexualizing my infant son, but it’s also an incredibly perverse interpretation of a healthy relationship based on love and respect, and now that he’s passed us on, it’s all the more insensitive.” I told him and everyone started clapping. I looked at the fuckin kid and thought and thought. “Wait wat was mondo’s brother’s name again?”

“Diarrhea.” Sayd makoto.

“LMAOOOOO k ur names diarrhea.” i told the child. 

“K lol.” he said. 

“Ermmm… ERRRRMM…. ERRRMEN AOT…… ERMINEM SLIM SHABBY SLIM ANUS….. ERRRRM…” byakuya erms.

“WHAT WANT BUTT FART???” I sowed   

“well everyone knows that babies need a mommy and daddy or else thre brains wont work. so im volunteering to be ur rich and morty. fuck wait no. rich baby daddy” he explammmed rickbabydaddily 

“??? Tf no!! richie bitches suck” and then I rapped the entirety of piggy pie by icp for everyone but it was a parody that fit the situation like that one mlp web series we all watched as kids that had the parody wreck it ralph op and there was also fuckin evelyn evelyn and confrontation from jekly and hyde parodies ummmm… hold on let me google it. PRINCESS TRIXIE SPARKLE BY MAGPIE PONY.

so I took a break from writing this and taking care of my bastard son to re watch that series and then the first four seasons of mlp and then like all of rainbow dash presents fuck i miss the early days of mlp lmao    

So anyways after that I came out of my room and Daiya II was like a teenager because I was watching mlp content for like fifteen years. 

“Hewwo mwommy” he said 

“Ew why do you still talk like that? Get that shit out of here.”

“Jeez you’re such a bitch.” He told me.

“:0??? >:0! Go to ur room you little shit!” 

“NO mom! >:0! YOU go to YOUR room!”

“Wait what.” and then my own son stabbed me. “Ow bitch u stabbed me in the tit.” 

“Yea but it’s dedly bc ur like 47893845748398.”

“...”

“...”

“SHIT” so yeah I fuckin died. 

“You… cunt.” I said and stoped living. 

When I woke up I was in hell. And who else was there???

Ur MOM! (sorry if ur mom is actually ded or somethin rip)

BUT ALSO MONDO AND DAIYA OWADA (the first one not my son)???? :0

“Hey cootie ;0” said doodie owada

“MONDO!” I cried running over to him.

“Am I a joke to you?” Daiya asked bc i ignored his dumb ass

“Wassup bbygrl C:” Mondo asked. 

“I missed you so much.” I told him. 

“Awww”

…

…

…

…

… 

“Kay let’s fuck already.” 

“K.” 

Our clothes all burned off bc my homophobic relatives tell me that I hell is hot. Then they bent me over. I suckked daiyas dick and took mondos in my ass. 

“Glucglucglucglucglucgluc” i said suckn dick. 

“Coom” and then I fake my organism. 

Soooo yeah were done and were just chillin wit angel hazbin hotel bc it’s hell. BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT DAIYA II WAS THERE BC HE WAS EXECUTED LMFAO

Anyways happy april fools day seeya next year :3

[terven--godess]

Gonna start rapping about how trans women are men to get yall hooked then I'll move onto all the other aspects of radical feminism and actively say things about radical feminism in interviews and run a radical feminist consciousness raising org but when asked about my “transphobic” beliefs I'll be like “lmao you bought it? It's a character duhhh that's Raddy McFem she's a baddy raddy lmao. she crazy. Have you ever heard of Slim Shady?” The joke that women “ruin men's happiness” is a projection of male dissatisfaction, where men blame women for their own unfulfilled lives. This attitude often masks deeper issues of entitlement and control, as men undermine women's interests and joys to maintain a sense of superiority or power within relationships. A similar point of cognitive dissonance can be found in the ways men continue to undermine women s contributions to society. The tired argument that men are responsible for most major scientific discoveries conveniently ignores the historical context in which women were denied access to education, intellectual pursuits, and professional recognition. "Who hurt you?" is a phrase that crops up far too frequently, not as a genuine question but as a way of undermining the legitimacy of the emotion being expressed. It s a curious reaction, one that seems to reflect not just a lack of empathy but a broader societal unease with acknowledging emotional pain. But where does this come from, and why does it persist? On one hand, we are told to express ourselves, to open up, yet the moment we do, our feelings are met with skepticism, even ridicule. "Who hurt you?" they ask, not out of care but as if our pain is something to be dismissed. Men, in particular, seem almost repelled by the vulnerability they claim to want. There s an underlying reason for this pattern, but the question remains: why? KIB: Lets farting to The evil lab before girl finds out.

Why does everything have to be so mashed with you? Whats with all the womens trying to skrank at the funny clown circus? Men rarely seek friendships with younger boys in the same way they pursue relationships with younger women. This double standard exposes the power dynamics at play, as men are more likely to view young women as easier to manipulate and control. They frame these relationships as based on "maturity," but the underlying motivation is rooted in exploitation, not genuine connection. These power imbalances highlight the predatory nature of many older men's interactions with young women. The TRA over there looks like its about to shreks right in a scary room.You wont believe how funny it was when pornography started slicking in the mushroom kingdom. I think Eldritch Power would be vop by now if they were really fribulous.

[socrates-is-ded]

[snekdood]

idk theres something weird about mocking rappers names like this to me, even if they’re cringe names or names you don’t understand or care about the meaning behind of

[vegetalass]

What about the RDR2 boys on a road trip?

Thank you so much for this fun request! As you can see.... I went a little crazy❤️✨😩

General 

They fight about what snacks they should bring and end up forgetting them all

They all fart in the car and blame each other for it. 

Literally ends up being the stinkiest ride ever and everyone wants to Die 

The fighting about what’s played on the stereo is endless and someone is always unhappy about it

If they have to take two separate cars, Hosea switches up the groups so that no one is stuck with the same people for too long

If one car seats seven, Hosea and Dutch will take the other for themselves (smh)

I’m not gonna lie… literally all of them would pee in a bottle… how they feel about it is pretty different, though 

Arthur 

Can drive one-handed

Drives in silence, not because he likes silence but because everyone else is Too Loud and he needs a break

Tries to talk about the scenery but that’s boring and he gets ignored

Also gets ignored when he points out cool cars.. and cows… and license plates… 

Even Charles can’t be bothered to respond

Backseat driver

Gets yelled at constantly for this but doesn’t stop 

John gets it the worst

He doesn’t have road rage, just thinks that everyone is a bad driver 

His favorite thing is to roll down all of the windows in the car 

Rarely gets to do this because of how many complaint’s he’d get

Stops at every farm stand on the side of the road that he sees 

After a while he doesn’t even need anything and just does it because he feels bad if he drives past them

The only thing he’ll eat while driving is chips

His clothes and seat get covered in crumbs

Wears his hat, jacket and boots in the car even though it’s hot and doesn’t make sense

Also probably buys one of those dangly pine trees to hang on his rearview mirror

Can’t read in the car because he gets carsick :(

Would he pee in a bottle? - Yes, but he doesn’t want to talk about it

John 

If he’s not driving, he’s probably asleep 

And if he’s not asleep, he’s “resting” 

Honestly, he just doesn’t want to talk to anyone in that environment

The grumpiest one of them

He’s just mad (sad) because Abigail wouldn’t let him go with Ms. Grimshaw and the girls

Probably ends up spilling something and tries to blame it on whoever is sitting next to him 

Spends most of his radio time just browsing through stations

When he finds anything he likes, it immediately goes to ads and the process starts all over again

Takes all his rest stops at 7/11 just so he can get a slushee and a hotdog 

He’s okay with stopping at gas stations too but they’re just not the same

Takes off his shoes in the car and just wears his socks the whole ride 

He probably drives like that, too 

This is why Abigail didn’t let him go with them 

Would he pee in a bottle? - Yes, but he’d be mad about it and would try to bring it up a lot

Charles 

Plans out where and when he’s going to make stops

Probably does a few stretches and some jumping jacks when he gets out of the car

He will let the gang stop at McDonalds but only if he thinks they deserve it

The only thing he orders for himself is an ice cream cone 

The safest driver out of everyone

So safe, in fact, that he’s always made to drive at night

He doesn’t mind much because everyone is pretty quiet when it’s late and that means less complaining

Makes a long playlist full of music like Sufjan Stevens and Mumford & Sons (and The Black Eyed Peas) 

Everyone tries to clown him for it but he’s the King of brushing it off 

“When it’s your turn, you can play what you want” or “I didn’t complain when you were playing 100gecs” 

First of all: drag them… 

Second of all: okay, Dad. 

Talented because he can read in the car without getting carsick

Apologizes for everyone’s behavior when they go anywhere

Makes everyone use hand sanitizer after doing literally anything

They have to pass it around the car like little kids

It’s probably Bath and Body Works

Would he pee in a bottle? - Yes, but pretends that he wouldn’t 

Micah

If he’s driving, he gets control of the radio. Doesn’t matter if it’s his turn or not, he gets Full Control. 

If anyone even suggests changing what he’s playing, he snaps at them

Dummy probably smokes in the car

Dummy also probably eats while he drives

Holds his food while steering 

Everything gets greasy

His rest stops are incredibly short

So short that they practically don’t exist

Threatens to drive off without people 

The only time Dutch intervenes with his behavior is when he tries to pick up a hitchhiker

He’s like, “Look Arthur, it’s your long lost brother!” 

He also probably tries to stop at a gentlemen’s club in the middle of nowhere at some point, too 

“I could crash this car right now if I wanted to” 

He only says this once though because it causes a riot

Backseat driver but only to Arthur 

Sean swerving and Hosea speeding: I sleep 

Arthur accidentally cutting someone off: REAL SHIT?

The only other one who gets to use the charging cord (because he’s mean and demands to)

Would he pee in a bottle? - He’s almost happy to

Hosea 

Is never allowed to drive because he doesn’t like to make stops. He 100% will drive past every single rest stop and every single McDonalds they see

Everyone could be screaming at him to pull over and he’d just ignore them

Drives way too fast. Catch him going 90 MPH saying “I’m just going with the traffic!” 

Everyone else: terrified

When it’s his turn for the radio, he chooses to play an audiobook

If you complain about being bored to him, he’ll try to get everyone to sing campfire songs 

Everyone gets to about ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall before giving up and start fighting

He’s also the one to suggest playing “I Spy”

The gang will play but it’s all like 

“I Spy something gross” 

“Is it Micah’s butt crack?” 

“Yes” 

Has one of those mini electric fans that sprays water at you when you press a button 

Doesn’t share it

Always has his phone plugged into the charger to the point where no one else can use it 

Keeps a box of bubbly water under his seat 

It’s lukewarm

He’s the only one who drinks it but he offers it to everyone 24/7 

Would he pee in a bottle? - Yes, but only because he makes the other boys do it and he feels guilty

Dutch 

Acts like everyone should be grateful he’s driving even though they’re all taking turns 

Pulls the “You’re lucky I drove, I’m not a chauffeur!” card when someone is mean to him about anything

Music of choice is just Elvis Presley with a few random smooth jazz songs mixed in 

“What do you boys know about this?”

Everyone: … 

Complains about everything

If he’s not complaining about someone being irritating, he’s complaining about how hot it is, and if not that, there’s something else

Always thirsty and needs to have a drink with him at all time

Will only share it with Hosea or Arthur and lowkey neither of them want what he’s drinking 

When he’s driving, makes everyone stop at a drive-through cafe where he orders the most expensive iced drink on the menu 

Like Arthur, gets mad at people for “not enjoying the view” 

“You boys are so lucky you get to experience the…” Blah, blah, blah 

Ends up falling asleep but only because he wears a sleep mask and ear plugs

Probably listens to music on a walkman lmao

*Dutch in sunglasses and headphones* “Sorry I didn’t see you right there, I was too busy, mmm, blocking out the haters” 

Would he pee in a bottle? - Yes, because he thinks it’s efficient 

Kieran 

Slowest driver of the bunch 

And out of all of them, takes the most stops 

Probably packs his own bag of snacks and it’s all fucking jellybeans and gummy bears 

Says that they’re the easiest to eat while driving 

Technically, that isn’t even a lie (Micah, please take notes)

He will stop anywhere anyone asks… Why is he so nice?

His favorite stop is Dunkin’ Donuts, though

The music he plays is either great or awful and no one can agree on which is which

Every other song is 2000s dance techno

That or Taylor Swift (and that’s when people start yelling at him to change it)  

Spends the whole trip in slides and no one wants to sit next to him because of his exposed feet

He can (and will) drive in them, though 

When he’s not driving, he’s probably watching a movie or playing games on a big ass tablet

Gets made fun of for using huge headphones

People are just jealous he’s able to find a wifi signal

Would he pee in a bottle? - He’s done grosser things for less, so yes 

Javier 

Brings himself a sandwich to eat and ends up sitting on it 

Backseat driver energy but he’s better at restraining his comments than Arthur 

That being said, if your driving is shitty, he will send you Vibes 

Doesn’t bother much with searching for music and just ends up playing a few hour long YouTube mixes when it’s his turn for the radio 

It’s either that, or Mexican radio for 2 hours (and he will sing along)

The only people who don’t complain about this are Charles and Arthur

Probably the only one out of all of them to make the gang go to an actual restaurant during his rest stop

It’s the first real meal any of them have had in like, three days, and suddenly they all feel better

They refuse to admit it, though

Clips his nails out the window at some point

Ties a bandana around his eyes and uses it as a sleep mask 

*insert that picture of the guy with his face mask over his eyes on an airplane* 

Also probably uses the bandana to block out the smell of farts when it gets especially stinky 

Would he pee in a bottle? - He doesn’t want to, but his logic is that if everyone is doing it, why shouldn’t he? 

Sean 

His driving speed is normal but his driving skills are… Bad

He just isn’t paying attention honestly

Too busy talking

Probably tries to text and drive

Arthur takes away his phone after that

Also, did someone say road rage? 

When it’s his turn for music, only plays nasty pop and rap  

It’s fine at first, but the fourth time he plays “I Cry” by Flo Rida or “New Body” by Kanye and Nicki Minaj, everyone gets mad 

Only takes rest stops at gas stations

And takes literally the longest stops out of all them 

Probably spends the whole time telling the gas station cashier about how annoying everyone is 

Everyone is like “kasjdfkhd” because they think he’s the annoying one and they’ve been waiting to leave for like ten minutes

Don’t sit next to him because he will sweat on you 

If you share your drink with him, 50% chance he’ll backwash in it 

When he’s not driving, he’s watching Tik Toks without headphones (if Arthur has given his phone back, that is) 

Would he pee in a bottle? - Without hesitation

Bonus: 

While the boys are all off fighting, Ms. Grimshaw packed the girls a picnic that they get to enjoy at a nice, camping rest stop 

Molly speeds like the devil 

She’s like Hosea, if not worse 

Tilly made everyone a different playlist and they all take turns listening to them 

Karen isn’t allowed to drive because she spiked her water bottle before leaving

Also isn’t allowed the aux cord because she will play inappropriate music or meme songs 

Sadie pumps the gas and chooses all of the snacks for everyone 

It’s a mixture of healthy treats and candy 

Jack is the Squidward wearing sunglasses while sunbathing meme when John asks if he wants to ride “with the boys”

[camtankerous]

hey, rtvs anon here again. just wanted to say thank you for the reccomendations (blood's cool! i love waiting for it to blood!) and give you free liscence to continue talking. gotta say being informed gir uses the dk fart rap as cleaning day background music was already more lore than i expected for today in the best way. as always, i respect your professional opinions doctor professor catboy.

Ayyyy, nice!!! Glad you enjoyed it :3 gir has... Interesting music taste

I also really like watching waynes and scorpys dbd vods because i love killing and violence and theyre very good at that game lmao, so if you want to branch out to the other channels thats a good start

Or! You can watch hollys playthrough of bugsnax! Its especially good to watch if you know little to nothing about the game itself, its a wild ride

Scorpy frogger is also a CLASSIC i cannot recommend it enough (and if you like this one, you can check out waynes grandtour videos where he plays more bad games (word of warning: Some of these videos are from before an rtvs member came out which means theres some old pronouns used))

But yea i just love these funky little streamers. Can i offer u some serotonin in these trying times *holds out vod channels*

[chans-baby-girl]

Getting to know me tag!

Thanks for tagging me @xpeachesncream @bangchan-fairy

Now it’s your turn!

@luminois @dilutedpondwater @crispy-chan

(You totally don’t have to at all! If you don’t wanna be tagged I would be more than willing to remove you!)

1. When is your birthday?

February 8th!

2. What is your favorite color?

Purple and blue

3. What is your lucky number?

8!

4. How tall are you?

5’6

5. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I think it’s safe to say like four!

6. Favorite song?

Honestly don’t have one atm I’ve been listening to a lot of different songs and it’s messing with my choices

7. Favorite movie?

Doctor Sleep!

8. What would be your ideal partner?

To be perfectly honest someone who can be my best friend and we have those relationships where we skipped the awkward stage and we started farting and burping and crying around each other when we first started being together! We have fun every days a new adventure we watch anime together, they indulge me in watching k pop stuff where We can talk about anything and everything we watch vines and memes and I can take them to my family and they’ll play with my baby cousins and to me that’s ideal. I’ve always wanted to someone who can just be fun and genuine with me and someone who won’t judge me for my weirdness but joins in.

9. Do you want children?

Yes I do I’ve always been that child who carried around babies in a cart and I do a lot of babysitting and I picture myself being a bad ass mother one of these days… who knows?

10. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Nope I drove without a license when I was fifteen for the longest though and never got caught 😎…. Don’t do that tho that’s very bad!

11. What color socks are you wearing?

Bold of you to assume I wear socks to bed 😩 jk they are white with a black heel

12. Bath or shower?

Realistically I usually only take showers but if I had the time I would take a lot of baths

13. Favorite kind of music?

Alt., Rap, Rock, Kpop, Cumbias and Corridos (😩😩😩 for blasting in the car🤪🎉 ) but other than that I like practically anything

14. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One but sometimes I’ll grab another to put in between my thiqq thighs 😩 cuz it gets uncomfortable and I like having my leg elevated

15. What position to you sleep in?

On one of my sides with one leg tucked practically into my chest lol

16. What don’t you like while sleeping?

When someone takes my blanket cuz tbh I love being like a smoll bean and I’ll borrow myself into my blanket like a rabbit so if so much as my head meets the surface i get pissed like don’t touch my blanket bitch Im hibernating😩 OHHHH or when I’m sleeping and you shake me awake like EXCUSE YOU when you’re driving ima shake yo ass too 😭 I swear I got so grumpy when I’m sleepy

17. What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Chorizo or huevos con weenies y frijoles (Eggs with weenies and beans)

18. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes I have! I used to be on my schools team i was pretty good but it’s been years

19. What are your favorite fruits?

Watermelon, cherries, and pomegranate seeds😩🥴🤤

20. Favorite swear word?

Fuck or bitch

21. Do you have any scars?

Yes a lot unfortunately a few on my legs cuz I would fall off my bike a lot and more than I can count on both of my forearms but rest assured I’m better now :) ….didn’t mean to make that dark

22. Are you a good liar?

Yes but I don’t need to like lying at all but if I had to then I am good at it

23. What is your personality type?

I took the quiz thing a few times and I either got ENFP and the other times I got INFP so I guess I’m both intro and extroverted! I am the definitely the therapist friend! But I love making new friends and the only downside I have is that I have bad social anxiety so I don’t have great social skills. But when I do make friends I get excited too fast or I like skip small talk and start getting close and personal and everyone I met finds me to be too much and overbearing because I’ll rant for hours about things I love and people cut me off cuz my eyes get big and I talk louder and I start talking fast and it throws people off? But I’m fun I have a range of interests I’m family oriented. I love kids and have an ambition for teaching! I am a big risk taker and throw any rollercoaster my way and I’ll do it:)

24. What is your favorite type of girl?

A genuine girl and that doesn’t necessarily mean like pure and sweet but I mean they can have their spunk and attitude and their own shit going on but I mean the intention like if you intend to be genuinely real with me and not bullshit with me or waste my time then I’m game to be in a good friendship with you! And someone that has my back and someone I can have a laugh with because humor is one of my biggest turn ons in any friendship or relationship it sparks a connection for me!

25. Left or right handed?

Right handed!

26. Favorite food?

Enchiladas :)

27. Are you clean or messy

Clean!

28. Favorite foreign food?

Japanese food for sure!

29. How long does it take you to get ready?

On a simple day 10 minutes but when I have plans then like 45 minutes

30. Most used phrase?

I have a few that I say daily:

“What in the frick frack?”

“No you dumb bitch”

“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“I’ve seen everything, satan I’m coming down!”

And

“Really your mother pushed you out of her vagina just for you to do this shit?”

31. Are you a good singer?

Not to be narcissistic but I think I’m a really good singer!

32. Do I sing to myself?

Yea sometimes

33. Biggest fear?

That there is no afterlife cuz I’m not afraid to die I’m just afraid that ima die and all the things I’ve heard are lies and I’ll really never see my relatives that passed again.

34. Do you like long or short hair?

Long I love growing out my hair

35. Are you into gossip?

No I don’t care for drama at all. But if someone wants to vent to me then I’ll let them but I’m just not going to put my opinion out there cuz it’s not my place

36. Introvert or Extrovert?

Both it depends on the atmosphere

37. Favorite school subject?

Science

38. What makes you nervous?

People and crowded spaces

39. Who was your first real crush?

My boyfriend lmao deadass I met him in highschool

40. How many piercings do you have?

Currently three: two on my lobes and a nose piercing! But I’m planning on getting a belly button piercing, another nose piercing on the right side (cuz I already have one on the left) two helix piercings, an eyebrow piercing, and two more lobe piercings (one on each ear) all in due time of course!

41. How fast can you run?

Uhhh last time I checked my mile time was 9:54 seconds so like ten minutes per mile!

42. What makes you angry?

Racists, homophobes, r*pists, bullies… basically people who don’t have respect for others and things they can’t change. Ohhh narcissists I hate people that thrive on thinking their better than anyone I love knocking them down a peg! But other than that I don’t tend to get mad often!

43. Do you like your own name?

Yes I do but I recently started going by my middle name Dayzee! The reason behind it is honestly because why have a middle name of you don’t use it? Like why is it just sitting there lmao!

44. What are your weaknesses?

I have horrible social anxiety!

45. What are your strengths?

Honestly I think my strengths are that I’m a loyal friend! I’m also very caring and compassionate and I’m always supportive! What I’m saying is PLEASE BE MY FRIEND I NEED FRIENDS LOL 🤪

46. What color is your bedspread?

Navy blue

47. What color is your room?

Beige but I put led lights so it looks cool!

Thank you for tagging me this was honestly so fun!

[imagining-in-the-margins]

Hello everyone! Today is a bad pain day for me so I might be a little shorter than usual in my replies but I wanted to talk to y’all!

Heads up that Show Me the Ropes Part One will be released at 4PM EST today!

Anon answers below 👇

1. Never a bother! I’m not sure if you’re talking about my fics, or for general fic recs. I unfortunately do not have a lot of time to read fics, so I suggest you send these kinds of requests for recs to @dreatine , who knows basically everything and loves to talk fics with people!

As for my own. I don’t even know. I’m so bad at this 😅 I know Blush and Big Bad Wolf are both Post Prison. I need to write more Post Prison fluff. If you’ve got any ideas, let me know. My attempt to get people to send their requests to others has apparently worked, cause I haven’t gotten any in awhile!

I will say tho, you should read @thatgeekwhotalks‘s gen fic nameless, faceless. It’s brilliant.

2. This was a big part of my concern on the Insta Live I participated in. I’m really tired of baby SJWs, lol. It’s hard to remain patient with them sometimes because they really just think they are infallible. I made so many mistakes when I was their age and that new to the scene. It happens to everyone. It’s just really frustrating for those of us who have been at this for longer than some of them have been alive. Being told that we don’t know what we’re talking about when we are the ones that paved the road of progress... Sigh.

This goes double for disabled people. Y’all posting Helen Keller memes without even knowing she was a founder of the ACLU & also a rampant eugenicist. Older people in fandom & social justice have been where you’ve been. We’re just trying to help 😪

3. Of course! It’s not really an informative fic - it’s mostly just a cute fluff for ace people specifically. Whenever I write LGBT stuff I don’t like focusing on bigotry. If I wanted to feel angst about my sexuality I’d just go into a public forum. I want happy stories, so that’s what I write.

Same with disability, although I’ve been recently wanting to write about my experiences with ableism since people seem to have very warped views of what that word means and how prevalent it is.

Seriously - you should have seen the assholes in the TikTok comments I was talking about the other day. The number of able bodied people and people who didn’t use mobility aids that were correcting me on ableism against people with mobility aids melted my mfing brain.

Which reminds me, if any of you are reading this, or anyone is confused:

Just because you are disabled does NOT mean you get to comment on disabilities you do not have, or conditions (such as requiring an aid) that do not affect you.

It blows my mind that needs to be said, but apparently it does. The number of people who think they get to use the word cr-pple in any form or variation when they are not, in fact, a cr-pple just.............. no ❤️

4. I do! Don’t feel bad about it. I don’t expect an apology for the things he did 10+ years ago. It’s a little exhausting and really depressing going through Twitter. It’s especially frustrating considered what I discussed above ^

I’ve been following him for over ten years now. I was there when those things happened and we’ve all sort of grown with him as society changed. I hate to say “back in my day” like an old fart but the truth is that teenagers don’t understand what 2010 was like. It was a very, VERY different world.

I do want him to reconsider his positions on cops, tho.

5 & 6. Awwwe little mice! Swim little babies! I love rodents. They get such a bad rap but they’re so fucking cute. Good on you for saving them. I love cats dearly but they are such powerful predators. That’s why mine are indoor-only (among other reasons). Used to love my grandparents’ barn cats tho.

Ah! I hate how migraine medicine makes me unconscious lmao. I’m glad they worked though! Half the time I took them too late because I’m a fool. I’m glad you enjoyed Defining Family! It got so many comments and feedback I was a little shocked. It was fun writing Aries, tho! I love kids.

As for taking care of myself... I’ll try 😂

[catunionsteward]

Highlights of the game grumps live in Denver

FIRST GAME GRUMPS LIVE SHOW IN DENVER!!

Vernon said we were already the most hype audience he’s seen on the tour

We made his night because he flubbed in NY and tried making a joke about answering emails that no one laughed at

Vernon ALWAYS coming out late when he’s called lol

Vernon going through the crowd and scuttling like a crab while doing the pinch motion of a crab

I FINALLY GOT TO BE ON TEAM WALUIGI

Dan constantly warning people that the stairs for the stage are very steep and to be careful was v sweet

Dan being the hype man for my side having us chant things and then doing the slicing movement to get us to stop which we immediately did

Dan later on after doing this for the 3rd time - “ you guys are great at this I’m getting drunk with power!” LMAO

Arin- “okay what is your favorite sandwich to hype people up” team toad person - “tuna sandwich” Dan- “that has got to be the stupidest goddamn question I have ever heard in my life you’re embarrassing us arin, * turns to fan* okay so what’s your favorite type of sandwich.” team waluigi person- “also tuna” team waluigi at the top of our lung- “ALSO TUNA *clap clap clap clap clap*”

Why did they bother to do boob jiggle physics for waluigi - Dan Avidan 2019

Dan- “I hate to lose but I almost love it when I do because Yoshihiro does this” and proceeds to wiggle his butts on stage and arin saying “peach is just fainted next to him like dat ass!!” Because of course Arin was losing poor guy

Dan having the sound people turn the sounds of the game completely off and asking us to golf clap becuase it amuses him and is doing pretty well and Dan being so happy because we’re the first audience where someone hasn’t done a loud clap to fuck it up on purpose

Said golf clap being both weird and amazing because it was at least 1,000 people golf clapping

A FAN FUCKING DID A BACKFLIP ON STAGE HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!

Dan- “okay so what’s your favorite type of Italian food, YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS A LEGITAMITE QUESTION!!” Team waluigi person answers and people on team toad just cheer for their person because he did a GODDAMN BACKFLIP he doesn’t need to say SHIT to hype people up!

Poor Arin getting booed for all the stuff that goes wrong :( he was like IM TRYING MY BEST!

The final person that goes up for my team screaming MARK ZUKERBURG to hype us up

Us chanting mark zukerburg intermitently

The top of your lungs life or death screaming done during the final vs match on both sides

Team toad won :( ( congrats though team toad it was close!)

Grumps saying we were the loudest audience they’ve had on the tour

Then went the questions from the audience which were priceless

If you could chose any STD to become a human which one would it be?

Arin-“Gonorrhea because it will be GONEorrha or crabs because they’d be like ag ag ag ag ag *does pinchy motions*”

Dan- “Crabs bc they would be applauding me at all times “

What’s the favorite song you guys have ener written?

Dan- “The simple plot of kingdom hearts or the first Zelda one about the guys dick because it was one of the first one we wrote for starbomb and I was like can't believe this became a band”

Arin-“I was really proud of the Tetris song because of how well it flowed.”

Who would you like to revoice if you had the chance?

Arin- “honestly sonic *loud cheering* because I can’t beat the original voice actors they were amazing at it”

Dan - “tails because he's closest to my futsona” hdhdhdhdhd

To Dan: What is the gayest tying ninja Brian has ever said to you?

Dan- ”Let's have sex is pretty up there and he says this weekly”

Arin- “He did write an entire fan fiction about it”

Dan- “He actually wrote a second one called bjs through time where he goes to the 1800s just to blow you know what never mind”

Arin- “When are you publishing an audio book of it?”

Please for the love of god let us see those fan fictions

A fan said they were sorry for bringing up a band during their dead rising stream because they seemed upset about it

Arin and Dan telling him it’s completely fine that it’s all good and then arin going:

Arin- “THEY WERE STEALING OUR FANS!!!”

Dan- “We looked and broke it down and it was only like 3 fans”

Arin- “THOSE WERE 3 REALLY GOOD FANS THOUGH!! All of our fans are really good fans *winks at the audience*”

Who would you like to have on guest grumps?

Arin- “Gordon Ramsey.”

Dan- “Andy Sandburg or Jack Black.”

If you could go back in time before face to face ass to ass what would you tell your past self about each other?

Arin- “lay off the gay jokes for a year he needs to ease into it very much so”

Danny- “get ready for a lot of farts it's not gunna be okay it's gunna start off not okay and it's never gunna get better (Arin’s face is red af).”

Someone saying I love you Dan and not to Arin which you could kind of tell hurt his feelings so me and a couple of other people yelling out I LOVE YOU ARIN!!! Which I hope cheered him up even a little bit

Pls give Arin love

Dan and Arin rapping at the end of the show to one of the newest starbomb songs

It was a good last show, I’m sad they’re not doing this style anymore but I’m looking forward to what they plan on next!

[purplesurveys]

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3 words that describe...

Your personality: (A bit) aloof, sensitive, and shy.

Your friends: Loud, laidback, cheeky.

Your family: Emotionally distant, (mostly) religious. I’m cheating so much on this looooool.

Your life: Right now? Put on hold. Thanks, coronavirus.

Your current mood: Hungry, and irritated eyes.

Your dreams/goals in life: Ok three words will be too short for this so I’ll just enumerate three whole phrases: I’d like to have a job that pays well, get a house that doesn’t have to be huge, but it has to come with features I’ve always wanted like cove lights and a yard for the kids and dog to play in, and get settled.

Your partner/boyfriend/girlfriend (if you have one): Funny, intelligent, courageous.

The person you last talked to: Brave, considerate, responsible.

The room that you are currently in: Comfortable, well-lit, homey.

The world in your perspective: Many stupid humans.

Yes/No questions...

Are you creative? Absolutely not. I like doing the logical/rational side of things... I let others take care of creative aspects, if they have to be present.

Do you like spending a sunny day outdoors? NO, unless I’m at the beach then sunny is the only way to go. Otherwise I’d rather be indoors or somewhere air-conditioned thx.

Do you get upset easily or over the littlest things? I can be. It’s usually when I’m already stressed/antsy enough, or if I’m on my period.

Do you dislike any of the people in charge of you (i.e: teachers, bosses)? I don’t particularly dislike my prof in my Rizal course but he sure teaches like he doesn’t want to be there. I just haven’t been getting the enthusiasm off of him, and that’s really important to me when it comes to being interested in my subjects. Oh but my PE coach this sem is a bitch - one time I forgot to wear the shirt color she demands us to follow and she ignored me for the entire period. Quickest way to make me feel shitty. So yeah. Probably her.

Do you like to read books/magazines/newspapers? I like books only if they’re non-fiction. I...don’t really read magazines anymore, and I kinda have to check into newspapers from time to time because I take up journalism.

Are you family-oriented? Towards my girlfriend’s family, yeah. I don’t really care about being family-oriented for my own.

Have you ever been friends with someone in the past out of sympathy? Yeah, this girl named MJ in Grade 7. She was a new-ish student then and no one was approaching her, so Gab and I tried to befriend her for a time. Didn’t really pan out that well - we just didn’t mesh - so we stopped talking not long after.

Do/did you ever get nervous around people you are/were crushing on? I still do.

Do you believe in global warming? Duh.

Are you happy with the way society/the world in general is? I’m typically pessimistic when it comes to people, so no not really. I just feel like the bad news always overweigh the good these days - and while good news can serve as rays of sunshine sometimes, I’d rather face reality than live in my own bubble and choose to be oblivious to all the shitstorms happening around me.

Do you ever question your own religion/beliefs? I did, as early as when I was 10. The Bible just didn’t make sense to me to my frustration, and I’ve always felt disgusted with my school guilt-tripping us to be good people because a man got crowned with thorns and nailed to a giant cross. I figured I can be good simply because I choose to, so I let go of my Catholic roots quickly after. Having no friends that time surely forced me to think hahahahahahaha jk 1/2

This/That...

Do you prefer today's trends/styles, or ones from the past? Both have awesome stuff, there’s no need to pick. I’m really into the mom jeans of the 90s, but I also like the yellow trend that’s been going on recently.

Being too cold or too hot? I’d rather be shivering but be comforted with a thick blanket, than sweat bullets and have absolutely no way to cool myself down.

Uploading music to your iPod, or buying CDs? Depends. I used to buy the CDs of my favorite artists then just download the other music I’m not as passionate about.

Fruits or vegitables? VEGETABLESSSSSSSSSSSS. I hate fruits.

Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate, for the most part. Vanilla tastes like nothing to me. Baseball or football? I don’t watch either and I probably won’t enjoy either either lmao, but I have a bias towards football because my girlfriend’s sisters play the sport. The mall with a bunch of little stores, or one single, big store? Malls kinda work differently here... they’re all one big building with a bunch of restaurants, clothing shops, sports shops, novelty stores, etc. Rap music or rock and roll? Not a big fan of either but I’d go with rock and roll I guess. I like some rap but none of them make me feel things, which rock can sometimes do for me. Roller skates or roller blades? I owned a pair of roller blades when I was 10 and had fun memories with it even though I never did learn how to do it properly. Horror movies that give you nightmares, or romance that makes you vomit? Horror for sure. I don’t even like romance-only movies; they have to be laced with a lot of comedy in between for me to enjoy them. Making more friends or making more money? Making more money sorry LMAOOOOOO Living it up and being stupid, or being safe and never pay the price? I’d always rather be safe. I hate getting reprimanded or caught doing something bad or being punished. Doing more of the talking, or more of the listening in a conversation? Listening, please. I don’t like having the attention on me for too long. Giving or receiving? Giving I guess? I always have a pretty good sense of what my loved ones need, and it’s always nice to see how good they feel when I give it to them. Cats or dogs? Dogs. Playing on the swingsets or the slides (as a kid)? Swings. I was traumatized by one slide when I was 6 because it was apparently blistering hot when I slid down from it, and it almost burned my butt off lmao.

Would you rather...

Bolding these because I’m lazy.

Live off of just food for 2 days, or just beverage for 2 days?

Tell a lie and be believable, or tell the truth and still be blamed?

Die at 65 with the love of your life, or live to 85 being single?

Fart and be heard from far away or fart and be smelled from far away?

Be tickled for an hour straight or be woken up by a bucket of cold water?

Have a cabel snap while bunjee jumping or have the bar go up on a coaster?

Have a deadly plague or a nuclear bomb hit your country? (Don't get ideas!) < This is a sick question to ask these days lol. I’m not answering.

Lick a frozen telephone pole or stick your hand in dry ice? Be rejected by your favorite celebrity or by someone you secretly admire? Give up your favorite food for eternity or eat a bowl of dead spiders? Make a lot of money at a job you hate or little money at a job you love? Jump off a bridge or from a moving car? < Another sick question.

Favorites...

Color(s): Pink, sky blue, off-white.

Song(s): I don’t have one at the moment. I haven’t listened to any music in a while, save for lo-fi.

Artist(s): Beyoncé if we’re talking solo, Paramore if you mean bands.

Music genre: I don’t have a favorite one; my taste is pretty scattered.

Movie: Two for the Road or Good Will Hunting

TV show: Breaking Bad, Friends, BoJack Horseman, Queer Eye

Actor and actress: Gregory Peck; Audrey Hepburn or Kristen Stewart

Movie/TV genre: Romantic comedy or drama lmao, I’m a sappy bitch. Suspense and psychological horror are also cool.

Restarant: Yabu, Mendokoro Ramenba, or Silantro

Food: Sushi

Dessert: Macarons

Hobby: Going to museums! Or reading about the history of anything.

Activity to do out of boredom: Scroll my social media feeds orrrrrr do surveys, or watch cooking videos on YouTube heh.

Type of weather: Bleak, rainy, and chilly.

Book: I don’t have a favorite.

Subject in school: History

Item that you own: My car hahahaha

Pastime: Eating out and window shopping. Maybe I’m just saying these because I haven’t been to a mall in a while :/

Site: Palawan

Tourist attraction: I’ve always wanted to go to those towers that lets you go to the top floor and the floor is just literal glass. If I’m gonna be a tourist-y tourist, that’s the first place I’d go to haha.

Random questions in your own words...

If you could have any desired superpower, what would it be?

The history nerd in me would take up time travel in an instant. And I won’t even be using it as a superpower lmao, it’d be like a research pastime for me.

What would be your dream job?

If I wasn’t such an introvert and if I were a lot better in handling crowds, I really would have wanted to be a pro wrestler.

Descibe your dream date:

Museum in the day, cute dinner at night.

What was the best day of your life like?

I don’t know if that has happened yet.

What was the worst day of your life like?

So far my worst day was when I wasn’t accepted into my school paper in high school and I spent like 18 hours crying my eyes out. I liked writing and was accepted for my portfolio, but people thought I was too shy to fit the group’s dynamic and ended up getting booted. There are quiet writers too, assholes.

If you ever have kids one day, what you you name them?

Too early for this lol I’ve only had name picked out - Olivia.

What's one thing that will bring you out of your worst mood no matter what?

My dog. FOR SURE.

Who's the most annoying person you've ever encountered?

Jem, someone from my college who thinks she’s close with me but I really do not like her at all.

If you could grow up to be like anybody, who would it be?

I don’t believe in having role models. I just want to be the best version of myself.

If you could change something about yourself, what would it be?

My mental health could be mental healthier.

What's your favorite inspirational/famous quote? I don’t depend on these either. Describe your dream ice cream sundae (unlimited toppings): Meh, I don’t like sundaes. Just scoops would be fine with me. What comes to mind first when you think of your favorite color? I have no idea why this is what I remember, but it was the day I went shopping for school supplies and got myself a pink clipboard, pink pencil case, pink expander, and pink highlighters. I think it’s because it was that day where I had to acknowledge that pink was in fact, unironically, my favorite color HAHAHA What's something in your life that you once hated but came to like? ^ The color pink. And chicken curry. What's something in your life that you once liked but came to hate? Cooked salmon. There was one phase my mom made it almost everyday and I just got sick of it. I refuse to eat salmon to this day unless it’s sashimi or in sushi. If you could stop any chaos/problem in our world today, what would it be? This fucking pandemic. 2020 CAN’T CONTINUE BECAUSE OF YOU. What would be the best way to die, in your opinion? Peacefully, in sleep, with no pain. What would be the worst way to die? Falling off a cliff (or anywhere high) and landing on a boulder EUGH I cringe at it. Also getting impaled. AND plane crashes. If you could give your room a free makeover, what would you do to it? I’d make it look spacier by moving the bed to the wall so there’s a lot of free space in the middle. I’d also add a desk, work chair, and a lamp so I can study there. If you could have an unlimited amount of anything, what would it be? The number of years my dog would live. What's one thing that you like that would probably surprise your friends? They know I like punk rock in general but I haven’t shared any of the music with them. It would definitely surprise them. Out of everything in the world, what holds the most meaning to you? Stability.

[jinniesmeow]

I was tagged by @xiaocity and @pikachulein to do this thing so thanks lovelies!! here goes

Stage name (your name or a nickname or what you prefer everyone to call you):

zia

Debut Date (when did you first get into kpop?): 

2009 (old stans where y’all at)

Group Concept (what’s your favourite concept or what would you like try or which do you think you’d suit?): 

definitely not cute, but more like either “girl crush” or something more badass. 

Debut song/album/music video concept (pick some songs you think your group would debut with or just some songs you really like the concept of):

4MINUTE - Crazy

2NE1 - Gotta Be You

HyunA - BABE

SUNMI - Noir

EXO - Monster

WINNER - Love Me Love Me

no pattern here, except it’s very gay, don’t look any further. 

Position (can you sing, rap or dance? If not, which would you like to learn/do? Or which position do thing you’d suit?): 

I'm gonna be honest, I have stage fright and last time I tried to play in front of a crowd I had a panic attack. but let’s just speak hypothetically, I would probs be rapper or vocalist but definitely not dancer. I can rap and I can sing but dancing? lmao. big oof.

Role (are you the sassy main vocal? The mum or dad? The fake maknae? The underappreciated one who gets no lines? The variety show master? etc): 

I'd be the one who wants to die bruh, running wild on variety shows and shutting them shit MCs up (looking right at y’all Doni and Conny) 

Older or younger line (are you typically one of the oldest or youngest in your friend groups? When you first started getting into kpop, were the members who are your age that were debuting around the time in hyung/unnie line or dongsaeng line?): 

now, I would be older line, but a few years back I would've been amongst the youngest.

Leader or nah? (Need help deciding? See below): 

well people have said before that I'm totally leader material even though I'm not sure of it, I don’t think I could handle the pressure and people who say this kind of thing lightly are obviously the ones who have never had responsibilities before. I hate responsibilities so, convince me and pay me big money. btw, I'd pick 1 below, if anyone’s interested. shut y’alls big mouths we’re eating pasta tonight and I'm cooking. no one allowed in the kitchen. 

You and your friends need to decide what to do or eat. Are you most likely to:

Make the decision for everyone

Listen to everyone’s opinions and then decide based on what the majority wants

Let someone else decide

If you picked one of the first two options, you are probably the leader, unless you don’t want to be (now I sound like one of those personality quizzes, if you pick option 2, you’re an emotional train wreck 👉🏾😎👉🏾)

Foreign line? (are you an ethnic minority in the country you’re living in?): 

I'm white 

Do you have any special talents or tricks?: I can fart with my hands. oh, I can play the drums too but meh

How many members do you want in your group? Tag that amount of people: 

no one. I don’t want to be in a group. but I'll tag some people bc this tag is kinda cool and I want to let others do it too. oh btw sorry I can’t shut my cynical ass even for 10 minutes and do a single tag seriously. 

@nanjaemin @hanniesunshine @lesbianbias @summer-time-honey @hynsnq @changbln @hwanginthere that should be enough cuz more than 9 people on stage and we’ll be killing each other with them sharp dances 

[burtersnerch]

Tryforce live reaction post!

My first listen-through of the third Starbomb album via Spotify! Except for the two music videos they’ve released already of course. Also I have listened to the previews on itunes, but that didn’t take away much from this experience personally. Enjoy if you decide to read!

Hardest Fucking Game in the World oooooo what is this sexy hhhhh that fluuuute jlskjflkdsfj butt hol rip suzy

[boat song]

Filling in the Name Of MMMMMM YES ROCK ooooo it really is like killing in the name of  ooooooooo that crescenDO YEEEEEEE JFLSKDFJSLKD BRIAN AS THE DOCTOR OF COURSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Welcome to the Mario Party :OOO SUNG BIT YES OOOOOOOOO YESSS godddd again, arin’s voice here Does things to me, it’s so smooth danny as luigi again, of course I really love sung’s bits in the background as well KLSJDFLKJ SONIC DAMN THOSE RAPS did sung say like “what” when he came in or fkdjlfjkdl Bass Solo slappin’

and basically the whole ddadds bit was in the preview lol it’s silly

Donkey Kong Joonyer donkey kong song didn’t really leave much of an impression on me sorry fjlsdkf kinda silly tho oh except that 5/4 interruption near the end, that was neat to include

A Wild Guitar Solo Appears! ooohhh yesss guitar solooo sonngg I love that they keep continuing the pokemon and zelda sagas btw haha YEEEEAH SHRED IT, PHOBOS PIKACHU I still love those “pika pika”s, they’re cute HIS NAME IS WHAT SAXOFFALO??? FJLSKJFKDF AAAAAAAH I WASN’T EXPECTING A SAX IN THIS TOO oh that was a great ending--DIGIMON RULES FJLSKDFJLSK

The Simple Plot of Kingdom Hearts YES YESSSSSS “ugh” here he is BRIAN DON’T CUE THE MUSIC I hate how much I have memorized of this already from the preview lmao IT’S A DOOR AND ALSO A MOON it’s better not to ask RATINGS ARE IN, THE SHOW IS CANCELED JFLKSJFLSDF

arin’s rap was good, as always. I love his raps

[overwatch]

Vegeta’s Serenade mmmmmm arin’s singing yessss oooh is that a violin?? :0 oh this is majestic I know extremely little about dragonball so I don’t have much to say about this fjslkfjsdlkf that ending tho

This Song Sucks aww the last song BUT THIS SOUNDED SUPER GOOD IN THE PREVIEWS SO I’M HYPE THEY’RE ALL TOO BUSY CLAPPING JFLKDSFJ I have a lot of this memorized as well IT’S JUST SO GOOD MMMMM arin’s busy eating lunch fjlskjfkls oh sonic no jflksjflsdjflk WHAT IF GANON WAS RIDING ON A YOSHI AND MARIO FJDSFLKSD YEEEE BRIAN  jflskdfjldk autotuned farts, great WHAT WAS THAT OOOH

aww and t’s over already aaaaaand ended on a fart jflksdjf incredible

EDIT: oh right, tl;dr: I suppose my favorites now would have to be Filling in the Name Of, Welcome to the Mario Party, and This Song Sucks. and the KH song too because well. yeah. EDIT 2: ALSO A Boy and His Boat