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Me right now

im in an era where i cant get myself to even try to shift idk how to get out of it.. 😬

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Gamer girl Logan

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Todo and I are the same I fear 😭😭😭

Everyone Hates Todo Except You

The best part about Todo is that you don’t have to put yandere in front of him because his normal behavior already screams delusional and obsessive.   You cannot convince me that he doesn’t sniff all your things as soon as you’re not looking.  He’s just so intense.  I love this man, need to catch up on jjk.

~1k words. Thank you to whoever requested this and I hope you enjoy!

At the Kyoto branch, nobody really bothers sticking their nose in Todo’s business.  But when there’s an enormous mound of trash bags outside his room that just keeps getting bigger, concerning glances and eyebrow raises no longer cut it.  Normally his antics earn a side eye or two, but lately it’s been a little much, even for him.  At the breakfast table the next day, the girls decide to draw straws to see who has to tell him to move his shit.

“It’s not fair!  Why do I have to do it?”  Miwa groans, cursing her bad luck for the thousandth time.  

“It is fair, you just happened to draw the short straw now go deal with it!  We'll back you up.”  Mai grins, knowing full well she rigged it.

Kasumi Miwa would rather be doing literally anything else at this moment.  She timidly knocks on the door, and says, “Todo?  Could you move all this stuff please?  You’re starting to block the hallway.”

“Yeah I’ll get to it whenever I get the rest of this junk cleaned up.  Don’t worry there’s no food waste so there shouldn’t be any smell.”

“B-but Todo…. It's been almost a week now…”  The only response was the muted sound of shuffling.

Miwa looks back in defeat at her so-called “back up” as they peek from behind the corner.  Their best bet now is to get one of the boys to convince him.  And if they fail it’s straight to Utahime-sensei.  

Todo looks at his room, emptier than it’s ever been.  He knew this was the likeliest outcome.  Takada-chan was a beloved idol, and even if she liked him back (which he thought she might have at some point) there was no way she could be with him.  He knew, but it doesn't mean it hurt any less.  There were years of carefully collected merch, thousands of dollars being stuffed into trash bags to be thrown away.  But instead of the despair he carefully denied for years, he didn’t feel any loss throwing away all the autographed posters and pictures.  No, he had something much better now, someone who could actually be with him in this wretched, boring world.  He had his wonderful, gorgeous, beautiful, perfect in every way girlfriend.  And while you weren’t aware that you were destined to be with him yet, he would make sure you’d know soon.  As soon as he finished purging his space of Takada-chan (it wouldn’t do to have pictures of an old flame) he’d confess.  

A few days later he was tying up the last trash bag, ready to enact his plan.  He asked you to meet him under the largest tree in the forest on the edge of the training field.  Several hypothetical scenarios floated through his mind, and he focused on the one where you’d enthusiastically said you loved him back and then he married you and had many children.  As he neared the confession site, Todo felt yet another arrow go through his heart as you came into view.  I’ll never get tired of seeing her.

“Todo, is everything okay?  What’s up?”  A shiver ran down Todo’s spine, goosebumps rising.  God, even your voice was perfect.

“I love you.  Promise me, y/n.  That we’ll spend the rest of our lives together.”  He got down on one knee like a proposal, looking up at you like a devout follower.

“Todo… I don’t know about the rest of our lives but why don’t we start with a date?  I like you too.”  While you were a bit taken aback by his forwardness, you brush it off as Todo being Todo.  You never disliked his honesty and unabashedness.

“My girlfriend!! I knew you felt the same!”  A single tear ran down Todo’s face.   

Back to the dorms, it wasn’t long before everyone found out and congregated at your room to badger you with questions.  

“Ugh that gorilla?  You guys are dating now?”  Nishimiya asked, firmly believing Todo to be an improper and inadequate boyfriend.  

“I thought he only had eyes for that idol Takado or whatever,” Miwa chimes.

“It’s Takada,” Mai corrects, not able to make eye contact with Nishimiya’s suspicious glance in her direction. 

“We’re dating now!  He just asked me out, and he’s really good to me.” you reply, thinking of how Todo insisted on carrying you back to the dorms, gently setting you down before running off saying he needed to ‘prepare’.  

“You can do way better than Todo, trust us.” The girls all nod in agreement.  However, Todo is outside your room balancing a tray of perfectly cooked lunch and a cold pitcher of water.  

“What are you guys talking about?”  he knows already, but wants to hear them say it to his face.  

“How y/n is too good for the likes of you.”  Mai minces no words for Todo.  With the uncomfortable tension rising, the Kyoto girls hastily make an exit.  

“My love, I made lunch for us.  I know I am not handsome, or come from wealth and a good sorcerer family like some of our classmates.  But I will be devoted.  I will never stray from you, I’d die if you asked me to.”  he says, as he sets the meal on your small desk, pulling out utensils and napkins.  His normal confidence seems to waver a bit, and it seems that not even Todo is immune to worrying about what other people think of him.  

“Todo, don’t worry about what they say and please don’t say you’ll die for me.  I like you a lot, I wouldn’t have accepted your confession if I didn’t.  I also think you’re quite handsome.”  

“You love me back?”  he whispers, kneeling at the edge of your bed, looking up at you.  While it’s a bit too early to tell, Todo’s hopeful, reverent look has you obliging him. 

“I do love you back.”  He embraces you, and you can hear his heartbeat in his bare chest.  It feels good to be loved so wholeheartedly, and you’ll give him all the love you have to repay him.  

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I see it and that’s so real

Do y'all see the vision

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This is too real

Tendou: I get ignored so much, they call me Terms and Conditions.

Shirabu: Atleast you get accepted no matter what.

Semi: That's the most uplifting thing I've ever heard.

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Couldn’t agree more

Lucifer Morningstar is a short king dilf

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…. Guys here me out of this is what hell is like I’m lowkey not complaining if I can bag Lucifer

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No literally I agree I’ve been starting it over after I hear it and honestly they should’ve cut that part :,) I wish they would so I can listen to it in peace “and all of a sudden I hear this agitating grating voice”

I'm sorry, but Mimzy absolutely ruins Hell's Greatest Dad. Every time her part plays, I 100% skip.

Please leave, my hot dad's are singing.

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Seeing Lucifer and Alastor try to one up eachother was not on my bingo card but I’ll take it also? Lucifer being in one episode and casually dropping the best song? Like he had less than like 20 minutes of screen time and the autism is autisming for me I’m in love

EPIC DAD BATTLE

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You can tell he was setting it up but not quite saying it outright cuz then Charlie reveals she has a gf and that puts Lucifer at ease and then the dynamic kinda shifts cuz Alastor just decided he didn’t take Lucifer serious AT ALL yk even tho he’s the king of hell and he decided to be on the defense I think Alastor got the impression that his spotlight was gonna get stolen. Also what’s the power structure like is Lucifer the upmost powerful because he’s a fallen Angel? And where does that put vaggie

Ok this is kinda random but when Alastor put his hand on Charlie's shoulder in ep 5 did anyone else think that Lucifer was going to think that Alastor was in a relationship with Charlie or at least hitting on her? 🤣

Bc I remember when I first watched the pilot a couple years ago I figured there would later be a plotline where Alastor would try to piss off Vaggie by making it seem like he's hitting on Charlie.

So, when I saw that moment in ep 5 I literally thought "oh okay. I sorta expected this but not in this way".

Alastor pretending to be a father figure to Charlie was still hilarious but I'm just laughing at how far off I was😂.

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This is how I find out he had a snake on his hat 😭

Alastor, poking the snake on Lucifer's hat: Is this thing poisonous?

Lucifer: Nah, fam.

Alastor: *the snake comes to life, bites Al, and he drops to the ground, foaming at the mouth*

Lucifer: It is venomous though!

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I second that

Your honor, I love him.

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Alastor being so defensive over his spit being taken is everything he does not take Lucifer seriously

ALASTOR AND LUCIFER Musical Custody Battle wasnt in my Bingo Card ....but i LOVED IT SO MUCH Will be making Hazbin Hotel FIgures soon www.kaizenminis.com

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I Love lucifer bro HES a mood

"TAKE THAT DEPRESSION" -Lucifer

He's so real for that, literally me

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It’s like Mirio and Tamaki that’s all I see is those two

Literally two of the best duo friendships

“Wanna play?” ☺️

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Lmao Ominis is too real for that

The Meeting

Part 2 to my last post 🤣

(Everyone sat at a table together)

Sebastian: *wanders over, and slams his hands down on the table* Boys.

Ominis: Hello

Amit: Hi

Everett: Hey there

Garreth: What's up?

Leander: Hey.

Sebastian: Listen..

Amit: Why are you dressed all fancy now by the way? Is this meeting that important?

Sebastian: Do you think I look fancy?! Because that's why I brought you all here, i'm going on a date with MC, and wanna look good, so like...Do I look OK?

Leander: ..Are you fucking serious?! *frowns*

Amit: I came all the way from the observation deck for this?

Everett: You gave me a DAMN heart attack for THIS meeting?!

Garreth: I nearly blew up the fucking lab Sallow!! For THIS?!

Ominis: *frowns* I can't even fucking see you!!

Sebastian: BUT HOW DO I LOOK?! *frowns*

Gang: FINE!

Ominis: I dont fucking know!

Sebastian: FINES NOT GOOD ENOUGH! AND IM PANICKING!! *stomps his foot on the floor*

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I cant make this up 💀💀💀 the way I started laughing

hobie: jail's no fun. i'll tell you that much

gwen: you've been to jail?

hobie: once

pavitr: haha, in monopoly right?

hobie:

pavitr: right?