#NOT ME E E E E E

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[transrevolutions]

the thing terfs (and transphobes in general) don't seem to get about sexual preferences re: not being attracted to certain genitals is that like. okay. you have a preference. this feature is a turn-off. but that does not mean it is necessary to constantly broadcast how unattractive and undesirable you find people with this feature. you do not have to do that. in fact, it is generally considered quite rude. sexual compatibility or lack thereof has nothing to do with moral purity or legitimacy.

[mandersie]

Holy moly

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

[opossumpitcher]

conspiracy theory there are no tik tok refugees on Tumblr it's just Tumblr users who left and are coming back

[beifongkendo]

Totoro explores the world of woodblock prints ❄️

[wizardnuke]

hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

[fernsnailz]

PLAY THIS MACHINE BY JULIEN-K

[clownsuu]

life has been a little too silly for a bit, so take some doodles that I drew on and off 😔🥄🥄

Also bonus more biblically accurate doodles from other blog outta context

just a silly—

[barghest-land]

your stitches are good, but not the best - your hands are twitching to the beat of your heart. but they're going to be perfect soon, whether you want them to be or not.

[matchboxlovers]

Desperately need someone to use my body and cum inside me multiple times and then when they’re done they put my panties and skirt back on, making sure I look perfect, before pulling me to my feet and saying that we’re going out. It doesn’t matter where, shopping, for a walk, the club, a restaurant date, the only thing that matters is that they want me to feel the cum still inside me slowly leak out, soiling my panties, running down my leg making me look like a whore. And I’d just be hanging onto their arm the whole time being clingy, and partly because I’m not even sure if I could walk straight <3

[melissa-titanium]

i'd rather be falling with you! :)

[feefal]

Spiritually I succumbed to the bubonic plague in 1345, so it’s unreasonable to expect me to know how to e- a mail

[mandersie]

Was listening to "Wouldn't you like" on repeat at the gym today, had to get these off my head (and also finally draw Circe-)

Also in the first one, Hermes is basically adding wood to the fire (with a saying that we have where I live) because I thought it'd be funny to imagine him watching the fight and being an annoying goof sakjdghag

[andiv3r]

"If you could have any superpower, what w-"

Shapeshifting. Shapeshifting shapeshifting shapeshifting. I'm a transgender therian, what the fuck did you think I would pick.