#NOT EVER

[featherfangart]

'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'

[hischiershoe]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[3liza]

I'm not sure how you become so divorced from reality that you think "cishet man who is emotionally uninvested in his sexual partners" is a minority identity, because even if you never leave your computer chair and have never dated cishet men or worked in a workplace with them or gone to school with them, every single television show in the world that has been produced since television began has this guy, usually plural guys, strongly represented. because he is actually the majority guy. he is not unusual. this is the normal way for cishet men to be. by definition as the majority type of guy, he is not queer.

[neometalsilver]

if i had a dollar for everytime netflix surprise dropped an episode of sonic prime that was literally just a sonadow fanfiction i would have two dollars. TWO DOLLARS.

[old-fandom]

I need Ford to exhibit yandere qualities whenever someone flirts with Stan.

Like, he spent all this time being angry at Stan and wasting all of their precious moments together fighting and almost lost Stan just as he got his head out of his ass. He can't lose any more time with Stan, he needs to make the most of every moment, needs to make every day and night count. If Stan doesn't smile at him at least once a day, he has failed miserably and should be put to the chopping block. So he puts every ounce into loving Stan, needing Stan, wanting Stan, giving everything Stan ever could have desired and more.

But that also means that he also needs to protect Stan from unwanted attention. Problem is that Ford's reaction to unwanted attention is skewed. This man has been in fight or flight mode for 30 years in dimensions that the human mind could not comprehend with laws he never knew existed. He is not above murder. He is not above stealing. He is not above sabotage. He will do everything in his power to protect keep Stan.

Starts off with Ford accidentally making a man spill his whole drink on himself while trying to buy one for Stan at a bar. After that, he took Stan back to their boat and made love to him until Stan couldn't remember why they left early. After that, Ford starts getting more bold.

A neighboring boat captain wakes up one morning to find all of his sails, ropes, and engines destroyed after whistling at Stan by the dock. Obviously, he doesn't have enough to do to not cat call sttangers.

A local who got too handsy with Stan while they asked for directions finds himself dumped in the middle of a plot of land he does not recognize. If he was actually any good at giving directions as he told Stan while feeling his biceps, he should be back home in a day or two.

A fishmonger who tried to haggle Stan some of his fresh fish for a piece of himself in the backroom finds all of his product decaying in the street the next morning. He doesn't feel bad about not getting the fish; the animals of the town wouldn't touch it.

But he gets darker, choosier.

A man at a pub who got into a small altercation about seats at the bar with Stan finds himself knocked out in the back alley, a broken stool around his cracked skull. Ford honestly didn't believe the stool would break so easily.

A tourist trap Stan visits looking for gifts for the niblings have their prices rise the moment the owner realizes he's a foreigner. The only thing left the next morning is a smoldering building with a missing cash box.

A rich tourist who turned his nose up at Stan while he was trying to return something the man had dropped. Their fancy yacht refused to turn on the next morning, and the man was outed to have been a fraud, only renting the yacht and acting rich amongst his peers.

I also don't think it would stop with humans. I can see Ford trapping and killing different species that tried to seduce or harm Stanley, especially those sirens. Different creatures would find the end of their fate with Ford Pines if they crossed his brother. He simply would not allow his brother to be misguided by another, or harassed while his attention was where it should be.

Stan is either really obtuse and thinks that these incidents are just one off situations, bits and pieces of bad luck. He doesn't even know some of the stuff that Ford has done when Ford is distracting him with tales of a further adventure, a new restaurant to try out, a new shiny trinket for him, or simply moving in the middle of two buildings and having his way with him.

On the flip side, Ford is not hiding it as well as he thinks and Stan knows all about it but decides to not stop it. After all, this is what he wanted, Ford's undivided attention, his desire, his love. And if a few folks got what they deserved then so be it, Ford was just being protective. That didn't stop him from feeling deeply aroused whenever he found out Ford took it upon himself to protect his honor.

[an-experienced-gentleman]

There can't ever be enough kisses.

Six Sexy Words

[satoblue]

i was thinking about going to an amusement park with bf gojo, i can just imagine bro screaming his vocal cords out on the rides and embarassing u but its funny and cute bc its gojo! like he defo the one to GRASP ur hand and asks u if UR nervous and tries to reassure u its fine but ur the chill one and hes trying so hard to be non chalant before SCREECHING LMAOOO

MY BABYY T^T

satoru isn’t necessarily scared of heights imo but when he’s accelerating at such a fast speed he actually FEARS for his life and is vv nervous

this really pisses him off bc he is satoru gojo yet he’s screaming his head off bc of an amusement park ride. i like to think you find out abt his fear bc one time he takes the trio and you tag along but for some reason he refuses to go on the rides while funding the whole thing

he’ll try to act so cool abt it, tapping away at his phone, but you manage to figure it out (he scoffs but his cheeks go red which gives him away) and eventually you convince him to go on the ferris wheel with you just once which makes him a bit uneasy. but then, you hold his hand and suddenly he feels grounded and safe — absolutely unshakable.

[all-too-unwell-13]

AJHFAJGRHSGBWKAGR

CARDAN THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

[sunset-starr]

I don’t care if klance is trending on here for a happy wholesome reason, it’s trending on HERE. And I refuse to touch that one with a 10ft pole.

[human-trainwreck]

“Brent Burns potentially resigning with Carolina Hurricanes”-

[existentialcrisis-9-5]

Remember when i was making that clay figure of 035? Well the paints I ordered for it finally came.

It looks better in person, but I’m super happy with how it’s turning out so far. I want to wait for this to dry properly and then seal it in before I paint the tears and whatnot bc that is going to be so difficult

Here’s the body, which is still drying. Why, you may ask, am I precariously balancing it on the edge of my desk? Tbh I have nowhere else I can put it. Everywhere else has stuff already placed there.

I need to mix up the right orange for the jumpsuit. I’ll probably do that over the weekend or next week. After that I can seal everything in and huzzah! My first clay figure!

[prideenvylovehate]

a small detail but

i think it's cute how after their bathroom fight is over they're last seen with their stickers in hand. tom was holding tight to them the whole time— greg, at some point in the slapping session, let them fall, but he picks them right up again. stares at it. oh the symbolism.

[cakepoppresent]

The Reeves Family

[tommiroccia]

The thing is, those people lost just as certainly as we did but they don't even realize. They're so happy that the show removed what they think was the only hurdle to their personal happy ending that it doesn't even register to them that they're chasing something that has never been less likely to happen.

[ragnarockz]

Tried to feed the bonfire and got hit with Agnes' shoes