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Blinko and his semiferal Goblin wife from this legendary post
#sorry I had to#BLINKO#hobbits#goblins#the love story of an era#middle earth interspecies romance#cw: blood#not much tho#my art#NOT DWARVES FOR ONCE#tolkien#the hobbit#the lord of the rings#lotr#trop#silmarillion#based on text post#sketch
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ONCE UPON A TIME 6.20, The Song in Your Heart
#ouatedit#onceuponatimeedit#ouat#once upon a time#the dwarves#s6#6x20 the song in your heart#dynamic: the dwarves#event: rewatch 22
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So let's talk height.
(Image taken from gamibuzz.com)
So the average human height in our world is a little difficult to ascertain, but in 1996 was thought to be 5'7" for men, and 5'3" for women. Now, I don't think that the devs have coded in the gendered height difference to Veilguard, so let's just average that out to 5'5" and apply that to this image. (Very Scientific I know, I've not even accounted for the fact that human heights have increased over the last 200 years on average.) Assuming that all these characters are set to 50% in the character creator (very scientific) that means the human man here is 5'5". After doing a little screen measuring and maths, that means that the average height of a qunari is 6'2", elf average is 4'11", and dwarf average is 4'2". Obviously, these are averages, so there will be taller/shorter people. Also, I'm doing a lot of rounding and conversion because I hate the imperial system, so I may be a little off. What's the range of heights available in the character creator, though? Not sure, I'd need to be able to measure the difference. Expect a more accurate update when I get ahold of the character creator!
#dragon age#datv#dragon age the veilguard#unnecessary math#elves and dwarves worked out way shorter than I thought! although that's probably because of the average I decided to work from#if you were to work from the human male average 5'7“ they work out at 5'0.5” 6'4“ and 4'3.5”#why did i do this? I'm supposed to be working?#i would guess that ancient elves have a similar height average to humans but honestly who knows#only thing we know is that they are taller than modern elves#my 4'11“ lavellan craning her neck back to look at unnecessarily tall Solas#seriously I'm going to update this with higher accuracy once the game is finally downloaded onto my pc#and that's the last you'll ever hear from me
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#pink#pink aesthetic#aesthetic#soft#disney#disney princess#fairytale#sparkle#glitter#snow white#snow white and the seven dwarves#cinderella#belle#beauty and the beast#sleeping beauty#jasmine#aladdin#aurora#briar rose#pastel pink#pastel#once upon a time
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I feel like every time i hear about solavellan its talking about like “oh when they reunite and solas and ooooo” or like. Something angsty like one of them dying or something.
Anyone elses lavellan wanna just kill him like straight up
And i dont mean this in a hating solas way (irl) but at least in my lavellans case they went through hell and back in inquisition, and finding out solas wants to tear down the veil, effectively destroying the world as they know it, was the final straw. As in they were barely keeping it together before, and this caused them to spiral. Like a mental break happened. And that manifested in a very uh. Violent and hunting down solas at all costs kinda way.
#dai#datv#dav#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#solavellan#solas dragon age#solas#dragon age lavellan#yknow hot take not a fan of how a good portion of ppl talk about solavellan#as a fan of it i should add lmao#but then someone pointed out that its bc straight ppl are putting it through a straight lense#and then it all made sense#like dgm yall enjoy solavellan how you want!#i just usually find i have a disconnect with how ppl typically talk about them#it might also be bc i genuinely cannot agree w what solas is doing#like its just not a good idea man#are you really doing this for others or for yourself?#its clear you dont care about the dalish#and city elves have basically no connection with his people#so who benefits from this? him.#instead of trying to help usher in a better world present day#he wants to bring back the world he knew a millenia ago#and whos to say that the same shit doesnt just happen again#is solas going to stop dwarves from being hunted and persecuted bc they have no connection to the fade?#bc that happened in his world#will he help his fellow elf or will he leave the weak to die and the powerful to rise once again#the world he once knew is GONE and he cant accept that
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do you ever think about the fact that sera's adoptive human mother convinced her AS A CHILD that a total stranger hated her because of her race - to protect the woman's own pride, mind you!! it wasn't even true!! racist AND self-absorbed!!!! (which tbqh the venn diagram is a circle) - and the ramifications of sera cutting herself off as soon as she starts to say, "i hated her, and i hated- (myself)" and how ungenerously the fandom interprets her pain and makes it all about their picture perfect elf oc. because i do.
#i read a fic ages ago that literally had EVERY companion just absolutely ripping into sera on lavellan's 'behalf'#meanwhile#s*las?????#no one called him out on how he condescends to the dalish#or calls qunari savages#or calls dwarves barely alive because they don't dream#this is not actually an anti-solas or anti-lavellan post tbc it's just#the lack of grace sera receives for being like 19 and homeless and dealing with very real trauma is just.........#sera#sera dragon age#fandom critical#solas critical#just to be safe#like there are Issues™ with sera's own writing#but don't use that to invalidate her feelings or her trauma damn#especially not to prop up the heterosexual male fave and his romance with one (1) iteration of the Inquisitor#maybe let wlw have something for once#maybe just. consider it.
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The light of sun and star and moon In shining lamps of crystal hewn Undimmed by cloud or shade of night There shone forever, fair and bright
I know we're probably never getting the restoration of moria in-game, it would just be too similar to the iron garrison story. but the glimpses we get of khazad-dum in its full glory are SO -
#lights legolas!!! we should make LIGHTS; such lamps as once shone in khazad-dum!!!!#lotro#lord of the rings online#moria#the golden leaves are an interesting choice...#the dwarves liked galadriel it seems since she fled through their realm when eregion fell#but i'm not convinced they kept up as close of a relationship as is implied here#since in lotr it's said that no dwarf has entered lorien since the days of durin I#but it is very pretty.#my posts
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oooohh you guys are not ready for my skyward wish-inspired au. because im not
#just to be clear#NOT directly derivative of actual wish because i was disappointed when i watched it through totally legal means#i have seen some concepts from some artbooks#and the movie as it is#and i thought “huh. i could make this spinface if i committed to the bit”#so the idea is that spensa is a fallen star who was once human#because everything is made of stardust.#and jorgen is a knight type who WORKS for the evil (?) “king” (possibly ironsides. yet to be decided) and sort of takes up the asha role#and they have the same vague ideas for plot with the reclaiming the wishes for everyone to work towards their own wish again#except the antagonist is slowly draining the life out of all of these wishes. to fuel her very justified but simultaneously very wrong war#i havent put more thought into this yet i just know the rest of the flight is gonna be a cooler version of the seven wannabe dwarves#anyway tag time#lucy doodles#cytoverse#skyward#skyward brandon sanderson#starsight#cytonic#defiant#skyward spensa#spensa nightshade#jorgen weight#spinface#wish#disney wish#skyward jorgen#wish au#claim the stars#arts arcanum#also this isnt a movie style story. more like one fic with a bunch of slice of life style oneshots to the side
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*insane about the history of Moria again*
#the history#the loss#the fall and decay of a city#once so full of light and wonder#drums#drums in the deep-#*muffled sobbing*#fucking dwarves man#lotr#if rings of power gave us nothing else#i am so grateful for ever peek of Moria in its high times
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I was thinking about how little we know about the story pre-eragon. How little we know about the Riders, about Vrael, about the Forsworn, about the dragons, everything. What we get are just different people's versions, different points of view.
As an example, think of Brom's tale at the beginning of Eragon. Literally, it says that Galbatorix kicked Vrael in the balls and thus won the battle. How did he know? Who was with Galbatorix? It's entirely possible that Brom came up with something like this to insult Galbatorix and make him more contemptible in the eyes of the people, who knew nothing of history. It certainly isn't the king's version of events, but he too could very well be lying and we'll never know the truth.
Maybe Brom hadn't actually lied, but it was a rumor that had been spread by some Rider or by the elves themselves and he believed it.
What do we know about the order? How right were they, how good were they? Were they really corrupt? Elves speak highly of them, but since we all know very well how selfish and lying elves are, I wouldn't even consider their opinion. They probably liked the order because it suited them, with humans subservient and their own people in charge.
And the dwarfs? They're not entirely interested in the Order of the Riders, because they weren't included in the pact. They just wanted Galbatorix out of the way to have more freedom again and at the very least take revenge on the clan that had been destroyed by him and the Forsworn in Ilirea.
The only witnesses of the past were Brom, Galbatorix and Oromis. Each of them had a reason to lie and a different point of view of what happened.
#But once again we'll have to wait the prequel#sigh#hurry up Paolini I need answers#eragon#the inheritance cycle#christopher paolini#galbatorix#brom#oromis#elves#dwarves
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A Stiffbeard dwarf and their companion. Which is a cat! Big one too. These cats are commonly used by this clan for pulling sleds and hunting (and in rarer cases, warfare).
#IT A CAT!! big cat#my art#stiffbeards#the seven clans of the dwarves#tolkien#tolkien dwarves#the stiffbeard clan#eastern dwarves#the hobbit#lotr#the lord of the rings#trop#the rings of power#the silmarillion#north eastern dwarves#gonna upload this on twitter tomorrow so for once tumblr gets my stuff first hahah#dwarves with animals#which goes against book canon but I don't careeee hahhaha#fanlore#ok jk it goes on twt now#Mr.Kida Tolkien AU
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Forgot to say: I don’t remember the exact circumstances, but I remember that in OUAT Snow White decides to bite the poison apple as a method of self-sacrifice, knowing full well that it’s poisoned.
And as many flaws as OUAT has, I like that. It’s not Snow White—she’s supposed to be innocent and with that comes a certain naïveté—but it’s still a good idea to have the Princess, or the Hero, be a character of sacrifice.
#Snow White#once upon a time#OUAT#once#Snow#Regina#evil queen#queen Regina#Snow White and the seven dwarfs#dwarves#Snow White and the seven dwarves
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Rachel zegler has me wanting to bang my head repeatedly against a wall until I start bleeding to death
#look I don't like snow white never have and never will#but rationally speaking WHY WOULD DISNEY CAST AN ACTRESS WHO HATES SNOW WHITE TO *PLAY* SNOW WHITE#and most importantly why are they letting said actress flaunt her dislike for snow white and how she's only seen the movie once before#getting the role and how the life action is going to be so much better than the original by explaining everything they're doing to rip the#original to shreds#rachel zegler is in her right to dislike snow white and I'm not going to blame her for auditioning for the role BUT SHE'S AN ACTRESS CAN'T#SHE ACT LIKE SHE LIKES THE PRINCESS THAT SHE'S PROMOTING?#disney's also stupid because wtf did no one suggest that they should tell rachel not to act like she hates snow white?????#anyways praying that this will lead to disney live actions' downfall#anti rachel zegler#disney#snow white#snow white live action#also can we please talk about how the one movie that could give people with dwarfism depth has written out all but one of the original dwar#I understand that the original dwarves weren't Great but as a creator with dwarfism said this was disney's chance to redeem itself by addin#more depth to the characters
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Getting ready for bed and trying not to think about the Dark Urge nightmares that are about to come
A lovely little commission of my dark urge character Aurora, done by lemonssplice over on twitter! Their commissions are still open, so go check them out if you're interested!
#Game: Baldur's Gate 3#OC: Aurora Dawnbringer#Stuff for me#they drew her so so good I love it so much#Larian let 👏 me 👏 make 👏 fat 👏 dwarves!!!!#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#Tav#Dark Urge#Dwarf Tav#shamelessly putting stuff in the main tags for once
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Where's that post pointing out that the dwarves are Art Deco and the elves are Art Nouveau? I want to add a bit about the hobbits being Arts & Crafts.
#art deco#art nouveau#arts & crafts#peter jackson tolkien universe#hobbits#elves#dwarves#production design#i KNOW i've reblogged it before#probably more than once
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hello as i attempt to become active on tumblr again i will actually be making a vested effort to not rb as much labru bc as much i do enjoy laios and labru, i'm into labru bc of what it means for kabru's character arc primarily and i am lowkey exhausted by how so much kabru art is focused on his ships w white ppl. so unless the labru is v focused on kabru, and not only how he feels abt laios, especially if it is posted by a white person, i'mma try to limit rbs. it is super exhausting to go thru the kabru tags on both twt and tumblr and everything's abt his ships w white ppl. also sucks that the kabrin and toshikabu stuff (his main 2 poc4poc ships) that gets popular is mostly made by white ppl as well, esp kabrin, and therefore often falls flat in their racial dynamics, and also somehow often still has to include a white person anyway. i also want to see more of his dynamics w other characters, and more of his platonic dynamics. so i will be attempting to keep that balance on my blog. i like laios well enough but. i'm a butch of the orient, a colonized and racialized person, dunmeshi in part hooked me with its anticolonial politics and worldbuilding. that's a big part of why i love kabru!
#i'm poc4poc just as much as i'm t4t tbh#when i make exceptions for cis ppl they're not white!#and white ppl project onto kabru in such waaaack ways#part of why i have been procrastinating so much on becoming active again on tumblr tbh#it takes energy and effort and time to curate my experience so that like i can filter out like.#just enough of the inescapable all-encompassing whiteness to feel sane#i make an effort to decenter whtieness in my life. difficult to do w dm fandom unforch but like#my queerness does NOT include whiteness#but also i wanna see more kabru and namari friendship also#i do have like some opinions abt the dwarves' influences but i'm not gonna talk abt that here where white ppl can see#don't want some bitchass angmoh to twist my words#also once i finally get my kabru analysis out of my system i'mma write some for rin too#my mixed coastal southern chinese diaspora girl i love u#^^ is this me projecting. yes. but also not entirely tbh it's also like some of the vibes from the bible and stuff#the way i interpret it#but i am so tempted to b like. ya she's oghe nayu kelate x oghe cino (hainam nang) bc i said so lol. assigned malaysian at kabrumutual#鲤.txt
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