#NODS

[aliettali]

happy ithaca saga for those celebrating

[sharowolet]

Astral express trio bffs forever

[ID: digital drawing of caelus, march 7th, and dan heng chibis. Top half: March says "we're 3 halves of a whole idiot", caelus says yeah yeah and dan heng nods. 2nd half: caelus and March have smug faces and sparkles, going YEAH YEAH YEAH and dan heng is concerned and confused because 1/2 + 1/2 + 1/2 = 3?]

[5hrignold]

then i will tell them i remember tell them i remember tell them i remeemberrrr youuuu

[gomzdrawfr]

I love how large and robust your ghost is. Absolute unit.

thank u

every time i dodole him i be like

do i make him bigger (yes)

i want him bigger (yes)

i need him biggerr (yes)

[tetzoro]

twas the night before the haikyuu movie, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. the jerseys were hung by the chimney with care in hopes kuroo tetsuro would be there; the simps were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of their beloved blorbo danced in their heads.

[divine-misfortune]

Alpha and Omega work as a couple because Alpha likes the cookie part of the oreo more than the middle and Omega likes the oreos cream more than the cookies

[mychlapci]

Shockwave's clit enlargement beam. No more closed panels, only puffy amd oversensitive anterior nodes

Shockwave's clit enlargement beam...

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

Npd culture is misspelling "npd" as "nod". We all are nodding at each other in here.

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[ashenknightt]

the voices ft my rook, rina :]

[weaponoutfitters]

Indi Willi with a SCAR-17S

[howlingday]

Hi hope you’re doing well. And remember you’re the goat.

Also I have an idea for you to experiment with Jaune as happy chaos from guilty gear instead of being the rusted knight.

"Well, well, well..." The blue figure turned with a wide grin on his face, pulling his pink-tinted sunglasses down the bridge of this nose. "Team RWBY, you finally made it~!"

Before any of them could react, the huntress team was pulled together in a tight hug by the strange man with blueberry-colored skin. As he pulled away, his smile fell a little. Then he scowled. But then he smiled again, snapping his fingers.

"You guys don't remember me, do you?"

"Why would we?" Yang asked, suddenly on guard.

"Should we?" Weiss asked, looking more confused than anything.

"Ah, right. I did get a bit of a makeover." He gave a chuckle before splaying his arms out wide. "It's me, Jaune~!"

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"So..."

"You're wondering how I turned out like this, right?" Jaune didn't look back as he lead. "You don't have to hide it. I already know everything."

"You probably get along with the Curious Cat, huh?" Yang chuckled. Jaune, however, didn't.

"No." He said, stopping for a moment. "I don't. The Curious Cat is the last guy you should trust here."

"More than Neo?" Ruby asked.

"Neo's not..." Jaune stopped himself. "Well, okay, she's not good, but I'd still trust her more than that damn cat. And if I'm being honest, the only thing you should trust in this place is that thing right up there."

"The... tree?" Blake asked.

"Yup." Jaune nodded. "I've already been up there, I think."

"You think or you know?" Weiss quirked her brow.

"Mm..." Jaune placed a finger to his brow. "Yup! I think I know!"

"I think you've lost it, Jaune."

"Yeah." Jaune chuckled. "I already know that."

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"...And who might you be?"

Jaune approached the pale woman standing before him. She towered over him, even from a few feet away, looming in her long, black and red dress. Her piercing red eyes threatened to end his life, if such a thing were possible anymore. But she wouldn't try. Not while he had what she wanted.

"The name's Jaune Arc." He bowed. "It's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it~."

"Do they now?" She was unimpressed with his words. "And what does Jaune Arc believe he can give me that nobody else can?"

"Only what you desire most." Salem found the remaining relics, the Crown of Choice and the Sword of Destruction, held aloft in Jaune's hands. "That is, if this is still what you want?"

Salem was quiet as she stared at him. All of her time and effort spent delegating tasks, decades to centuries of servants trying and mostly failing to bring her what she most desired, and yet this stranger arrives with the missing pieces to her end goal. It all seemed to good to be true.

"I seem to recall reports of a Jaune Arc working with that fool Ozma. I even recall him sneaking into my Monstro to rescue his current vessel as well, even challenging me before escaping with both the relic and Ozma. And you claim to be the same man."

"I do."

"Then why?" Salem asked. "Why would you allow me to destroy this world after working so hard to defend it?"

"Because," Jaune chuckled, "I want to see a happy ending."

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[bludpudding]

cori could pierce his eyelids and call it a lip ring

[niko-ro]

[ahollowgrave]

[Nudity under the cut]

I just think she is SOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!