#NO TAKE BACKSIES

[greenleaf4stuff]

@askereiniongilgalad tags are hilarious: #ExpressShippingOrYeet#LindonHasAZeroRefundPolicy#ElrondYouSeeThisRight?#CustomerSupportIsElrond

Maybe putting Elrond in customer support isn't such a bad idea actually. He's polite, well-spoken, and highly knowledgable.

Also I think he'll try less shenanigans if he has to face the consequences of his actions aka, getting complaints all day.

TROP x social media text posts

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[pyrish-art]

talking in the gc about how Quinn’s hair wings make him look like a koala and how much we love Sherwood made me feel some kinda way specifically that he’s ours now and Nashville can’t have him back

[thefirstdandelionoftheyear]

Me trying to explain to literally anyone why Colonel Brandon is the best Austenian man.

[dragonofthedepths]

Danny gets Batman’s soul 21.2.23

DP x DC. Danny Phantom, Batman. Ghost King Danny, no take backsies (it’s not possible to return a soul you’ve been given).

Something is going very wrong in the DC universe (when is it not), probably Gotham specifically, and somehow they end up needing to summon the Ghost King to deal with it.

Now the High King of the Infinite Realms is not as easy to summon as a lesser being, instead of being able to to offer your soul for a deal once summoned, your soul is the price to summon him the first place.

John Constantine is not an option (he tried but the circle rejected him outright -some powerful entities get wards to stop him specifically) so Batman bites the bullet instead.

Danny gets summoned. And he helps of course! They didn’t even have to trade him anything (and he’s absolutely freaking out over what they paid to summon him in the privacy of his own head)!

So! Danny has a soul now! (Batman’s soul!) ... What is he supposed to do with this?

(PROTECT IT)

Day (631/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 21st of Feb

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I don't think Nintendo really thought the math through when they made Paya Impa's granddaughter.

Like. Impa, according to Creating a Champion, is roughly 20 when the Calamity happens. Paya is roughly eighteen in BotW. That means Paya was born 82 years after the Calamity. If her Mom was like 40, that would mean her mom was born 42 years after the Calamity.

Which meant Impa had her when she was 62 years old.

Okay, okay, maybe her mom was a little older? Let's make Paya's mom fifty. That means Impa was fifty-two when she had her. I suppose it's feasible, but let's be real, most mothers have their babies in their 20s to late 30s, occasionally early 40s. To have a pregnancy in your 50s is so uncommon you make a list of oldest mothers. Seriously. I looked it up.

Anyway, Paya definitely should've been a great-grandkid lol.

[starmocha]

[starbucksofancientgreecefr]

Regulus: *glaring menacingly*

James: Reg—

Regulus: they should bring back the plague.

James: babe, THIS IS A PLAYGROUND

[respectthepetty]

The BL gods give me a color merge through purple,

then they take it away and give me blue and red again because the couple is no longer together.

I'm fine. Everything's fine. It's fine.

[blabberingabout]

oh

oh no

somebody-

somebody......stop.....my.........hand..........i-

[elswif]

:0 hiiiiii

:000 THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW BESTIE 🫶

HIIIIIII

[tired-biscuit]

whenever my man is angry at me he tells me to give him his virginity back lol

[bingoary]

@archiearchiearchiearchie

i'm getting homestuck on my homepage because of how many times i've liked stuff that archie reblogs, i don't even like hoestuck. this is YOUR fault archie 😡😡😡❤️

[mtwiind]

@celestiialnotes

paulie's gonna give him a kiss ofc

like kaku was going to let paulie just kiss him and not pull him in close in front of everyone on the docking site. hands rose up to press against the other's cheeks, reveling in the moment between the both of them.

[forcebook]

☆ — place this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. it's time to spread positivity! 👋 told ya

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[john-bracket]

Awww guys you like me :3

[featherlouise]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Radiance fucking dies AU?

-💚

AJSBDJSNDKSNXXK

OKAY

Idk if it'd be misleading cuz she dies in 2/3 of my Early Infection AUs but it's fkin funny so we're doing it