#IT’S MINE

[mxsternobody]

So, as a curious little mischief creator that I am, I just h a d to do some math…

Capitano is estimated to be somewhere between 218 to 228 cm tall, but for the sake of math, let’s say he’s 223cm.

If the average man is 5’6” and the average dingaling is 5-6 inches, do a bit of math and you get around 7-8 inches.

Capi’s dingaling is 7-8ish inches… and I so would take that risk.

Picture one is my brilliant math and the second one was what happened when I told a friend about my discovery.

[brokenflaem123432]

:(

[a-bucket-in-the-void]

i can be the most loyal mutual ever, the problem is sometimes you’d like me to be and sometimes i’m just some guy who’s always liking your post all the time

[cleo-fox]

🎵guess whose toddler has a cold

🎵E I E I O

[dicebagsystem]

birthday

[dianasaurousrex]

does anyone else get conflicted when someone starts to like their hyperfixations. like i want you to like it too so i have someone to talk to but like it’s MY thing and i want everyone to remember that it belongs to me and no one can like it as much as me because i know this inside and out. like i analyzed this show so deep and the character development and have rewatched it so many times not to mention ive gotten anything made by the cast.

it’s criminal minds i’m talking about criminal minds.

is this a normal thing or like

[jennhoney]

My stepfather, yesterday when we were yet again pushing for him to take as much hospice care as possible, stood over my mother’s bed and said, “IT IS MY DECISION.” I will give him credit, calmer than he usually is when he pulls his posturing controlling bullshit. To me this is his entire personality. I couldn’t breathe from the moment mom let him move in. I left as soon as I could. Honestly the only thing that has changed is that he has very little power over me. I want to look out for my brother if I can but my mother has actively chosen this repeatedly. The hurt that I can’t quite get rid of is why the hell she would choose this over me. This over literally anything else but I have to try to let go of that as well. There will be more care but not enough. If I have the energy I might try one more time to explain that they need as much assistance as possible so they don’t exhaust themselves before the actual emergencies. But I don’t know if I have anything else in me. Going back to Iowa cannot happen soon enough for me.

[webtoon-brackets]

[incendiarynick]

guys guess whos birthday it is today :3c

[loki-zen]

thinking about this guy who showed up in the comments of ozy’s substack when they used him as an example of someone whose mindset they struggled to get inside. they were a lot more charitable than he deserved tbh given that his main schtick seemed to be an actual complete total inability to not typical-mind.

i think about people like that sometimes. this one was utterly convinced that like fat-positive dyed hair women with tattoos look in the mirror and feel sad bc ’she knows she looks like a slob’. the world must be so confusing for you

[gaysforbyler]

Update on the roommate situation

He rearranged the entire fridge and now I’m freaking out because everything was in a particular place and it’s been that way for months. Now all of our stuff is mixed together instead of having separate shelves and idk what to do.

He also threw out a lot of my food because it was “gross” even though I KNOW it wasn’t expired because I have ocd about that kind of stuff. Some of it was stuff I cooked myself too, and I heard him gagging on the phone making fun of it

Now I can’t eat dinner because I feel sick and I don’t want to look in the fridge

[radiotransmissionaac]

on a more light hearted note: I am barely restraining myself from buying so many furniture items. My new house isn’t that big but an emerald green stained wooden curio cabinet is a need not a want. /j

[tired-biscuit]

whenever my man is angry at me he tells me to give him his virginity back lol

[sickstag]

Btw @ whoever sent me that gunplay ask, I haven’t not replied because I didn’t like it, I actually like it a lot and would like to keep it for myself.

[failfemme]

so there’s this body that really hurts…..